Li Yu held back a smile and said: "My TV is a well-behaved child with spirituality, if you coax her, she will listen to you, but as soon as you come up, you beat her and scold her, it's strange that she listens to you!" ”

"I... I didn't beat her or scold her...... What a mess! Television has no spirituality! Sling the bull! ”

Li Yu said: "Don't believe it? That's good, a little electric electricity, tune a pleasant goat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy ......"

Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, as were Lin Mo'er and Ye Ying.

"Li Yu, your TV is voice-controlled?"

"What voice-controlled, my TV is a smart TV! What is 1000-7 for a small electric power? ”

Channel 993 - Bear Infested Live Broadcast.

"The bear is big, the bald head is strong, and the tree is coming again......"

At this moment, the three of them were finally shocked!

If it could be explained by voice control before, then now this calculation can't be explained by this one.

"This is a smart TV? I also have a smart TV at home, how do I feel different from yours......"

"This smart TV in my house is more advanced, you don't understand."

Lin Mo'er was speechless.

Ye Xiaomeng said disdainfully: "What kind of smart TV, it's nothing more than a few more CPU memory, if you have the ability, you can tune it into a Korean drama for me!" ”

In the next second, Taiwan turned into a Korean drama.

"......" Ye Xiaomeng was silent, and then, her face sank, "Stupid TV!" Broken TV! If you have the ability, you will always play Korean dramas! Don't change it to anything else! If you have the ability, you can do it! ”

"Thank you for your warm applause, the one next to me is my partner."

"It's me."

"Fat as a pig."

“……”

Li Yu said: "66, you still want to deceive the TV?" I'm telling you, the IQ of TV is high! ”

Ye Xiaomeng shouted angrily: "You are fat!" You're fat! You're a damn TV! I'm fighting with you! ”

Li Yu hurriedly grabbed Ye Xiaomeng and said, "Why bother, why bother, you are a super invincible beautiful girl, why bother with a TV." ”

Li Yu dropped his temperance because he couldn't watch his TV being broken by Ye Xiaomeng.

A TV is so expensive!

It's all money!

"Okay, okay, that's okay, this young and invincible beautiful girl doesn't care about a TV."

Syllable!

The TV program was replaced by a Japanese drama.

Ye Xiaomeng pursed her lips and said, "Japanese dramas, it's okay, I also like Japanese dramas." ”

"Okay, okay, let's eat."

This time the TV didn't mess around anymore.

Nonsense, because Li Yu didn't use his divine sense to make small movements anymore.

Soon, Ye Xiaomeng was attracted by the plot of the Japanese drama.

Li Yu was eating, and he was fine, when suddenly, there was an extra spoon in front of him.

I saw Ye Xiaomeng looking at him affectionately and said, "Ernie sauce, ah~"

Li Yu suddenly got goosebumps and said, "Ye Xiaomeng, you are enough." ”

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes suddenly became tearful, and she said, "Ernie sauce, did Xiaomeng do something wrong?" ”

"......" looked at Ye Ying and Lin Mo'er, "Why are you so calm?" ”

Lin Mo'er said lightly: "Because we are used to it." ”

Ye Ying smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry Li Yu, Xiaomeng is an addiction to drama, and she plans to be an actor in the future." ”

"I see, by the way, you don't say that I almost forgot, she also played the little girl who sold 1080 nuclear bombs before!"

Ye Xiaomeng said angrily: "That's you!" ”

"By the way, I haven't asked yet, how are Ye Xiaomeng's grades in school?" Then, Li Yu showed a lewd smile on his face.

A child, the most afraid is that others will ask her grades.

However, when this question was asked, Ye Ying and Lin Mo'er's expressions were extremely weird.

“…… What's the situation? ”

Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of pride, patted her chest, and said, "You can be regarded as asking the right person!" ”

"How?"

"Tell you! I'm in school, and I'm doing well in my studies! The top 10 in the whole school is me! ”

"Had a dream like this?"

"It's not a dream! It's true! I'm really good at learning! ”

Lin Mo'er said with a strange expression: "Although it is very different, but what Ye Xiaomeng said is true, her grades in school are really good, and she belongs to the kind of person who can get a full score by casually reading the book the night before the exam." ”

Li Yu was incredulous and said, "It's really fake......"

Ye Ying said: "Really, really, Xiaomeng is not lying, she really has a super good academic performance." ”

Ye Xiaomeng said modestly: "General, third in the world, sister, you don't have to praise me so much~"

"You're pretty proud, okay, I'll ask you a question."

"Humph! Just ask! Below junior high school, whatever you ask, if you can't answer, I'll lose! ”

"How does a quantum computer work?"

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned, and then shouted: "Below junior high school!" Is this what you will learn in junior high school? ”

"Cut, I don't know!"

"You!"

"Of course, quantum computers work on the principle of electricity! How does a computer work without electricity? ”

Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, and said, "What you said is so reasonable, I actually ...... Phew! You're asking how it works, but you're clearly ......"

"Next question!"

"Hey! I'm not done yet, you're so mean! ”

"What is 233*666-450?"

"Hmph, pediatrics, equal to 154728!"

Li Yu was stunned and said, "You wait for me first." "Take out your phone and open the calculator......

Ye Xiaomeng complained: "If you don't know the answer, don't ask if it's okay!" ”

"Ahem, okay then, the third question, this time I'll have a slightly more difficult question, ask, there is a person who has three hairs from the front and two hairs from the back. So how many hairs does he have? ”

Ye Xiaomeng was silent: "...... If I'm not mistaken, this should be a brain teaser, right? ”

"Congratulations, you got it right."

“…… But isn't what you want to ask about what you learned in normal junior high school? ”

"Those are pediatrics, and they are not used in society, and I am asking you this question now to test your brain speed and convenience. If your brain turns fast, you will be able to mix in society in the future. ”

“…… Can. ”

"Can't you answer?"

"Not really!"

Ye Xiaomeng was really fooled.

"I can tell you the answer to this kind of question with my eyes closed!"

"Okay, tell me the answer!"

"There was a man who had three hairs from the front and two hairs from the back. This man has a total of five hairs! Ye Xiaomeng said firmly.

"Wrong!"

"Impossible! 3+2 equals 5! ”

"That's not right! No hair! This man has no hair! ”

"Impossible! It's five hairs! ”

"I'm talking about cleansing!"

“…… What? ”

"There was a man who had three hairs from the front and two hairs from the back. So how many hairs does 'clean' he have? ”

Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded and said, "No, no, no!" You're a liar! ”

"I can't afford to lose~"

"No, Sister Lily, you say, it's not right!"

Lin Mo'er said: "...... Ahem, this question is a very complicated question, Ye Ying, what do you think? ”

“…… Ha? I? I? I don't think so. ”

"Yay! Did you hear that! Not counts! ”

Li Yu had a sad expression on his face.

Ye Ying lowered her head, blushing slightly, and said weakly: "No... Don't look at me like that...... Hmm, I was wrong. ”

"Alas...... But forget it, even if this question doesn't count, if I ask you again, you still can't answer it! ”

"Humph! I sure I can this time! ”

"That's good! Excuse me! What do women like most about men, where they are big and thick? ”

As soon as this question came out, the air was instantly embarrassed.

Ye Xiaomeng said shyly: "You...... You're a hooligan! ”

Lin Mo'er glared at Li Yu and said, "She's still a child!" ”

Ye Ying lowered her head, afraid that she would misunderstand again, so she simply didn't speak.

"You ...... Why are you looking at me with such perverted eyes! I'm asking a serious question! ”

"I don't believe it!"

"I don't believe it either! What a mess this is! ”

"Really, there's a standard answer to this question, you can't answer it."

Ye Xiaomeng said coquettishly: "Of course I can't say it!" I'm a girl! How can you say such vulgar words! ”

Li Yu said with a puzzled face: "Why is it rude to be rich?" ”

The two of them opened their eyes wide and said, "...... Ha? ”

Li Yu was puzzled: "Wealthy, is there something wrong?" ”

“……”

"Is there something wrong? No problem! ”

In an instant, Ye Xiaomeng understood that he was being tricked by Li Yu, and immediately played cat boxing!

"Punch me!"

"Eh, yes, I can't afford to play tricks."

"Hmph, you're cheating, you're cheating!"

Li Yu stood up and said, "Okay, okay, since everyone has eaten, then I'll brush the pot and wash the dishes." ”

"Shameless villain, don't run!"

"Lalala~"

Li Yu ran away with a cigarette.

Ye Xiaomeng panted and said, "This shameless thief! ”

Lin Mo'er nodded and said, "I understand, I understand, Xiaomeng, I understand your feelings." ”

"Sister Lily ......"

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes were full of tears.

Then, the two hugged each other and wept bitterly.

Ye Ying smiled helplessly, and suddenly, said, "Hey, by the way, should we come and play a game?" ”

"Games?" A meal for two.

Ye Ying said: "Well, I heard that there is a game called King Game that is very fun, let's play it." ”

Lin Mo'er said: "King Game, our number is a little small, but it's not impossible, but ah, Ye Ying, why did you suddenly remember this game?" ”

"Because I recently heard from my classmates that this game is very fun, and to play this game, you must play it with boys to be fun."

Lin Mo'er said angrily: "Who told you that? I'm going to settle accounts with her! ”

Ye Xiaomeng's mouth opened wide and said, "What's wrong, what's wrong, Sister Lily, what's wrong with this game?" Can't play with boys? ”

Lin Mo'er said: "No, but this game is very complicated. Let's put it this way, let me tell you about the rules of this game. First of all, we need to draw lots, each person has a number, and in between, there is a king. Whoever draws the king can order a person of any number to do anything! ”

"Huh? Any one thing? Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of incredulity.

"Of course, it's not okay to break the law and commit crimes."

"But if a boy asks me to take off my clothes......"

"This is the size of the scale, and the size of the scale depends on the familiarity of the person playing the game, as well as the rules formulated before the game."

"Whew, I see."

"So, Ye Xiaomeng, now you understand, this game is a game that must not be played with boys! They're going to ask you to do something very discordant! ”

Ye Xiaomeng's face was flushed and said, "It's so unhealthy!" I really despise this kind of game! ”

"Yes, yes!"

"What are you talking about? Add me one? I don't know when, Li Yu came out.

Lin Mo'er blushed and said, "I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." ”