"Rub!"

Jiang Nan glared at him directly: "Then why don't you get more one, saying that I sent it?"

"Because it's too expensive. ”

After a while, several big men brought out a large cardboard box.

Below is another face full of anticipation.

Tian Tian looked happy and urged: "Brother Can, open the box quickly, Brother Dong must be a good gift." After saying that, she couldn't wait to open the box.

"Uh, yes, okay. ”

Du Can wiped his sweat, looked at Chen Dong, hesitated for a while, and still raised his trembling hands.

"Hey, why does this box seem to be getting bigger?" Chen Dong hugged his hands, touched his chin, and muttered, "Could it be that I remember wrong?"

At this moment, Jiang Nan suddenly frowned, and immediately looked at the big men who carried the box out.

Just now, the mind-reading technique that was not working suddenly came, and these big men were Sandra's people, and the purpose of coming here was naturally to make trouble, but after knowing their plan, Jiang Nan suddenly smiled.

After a pause, he touched Chen Dong and said lightly: "Chen Dong, tell you something, in fact, your gift has already been changed by me, and there is definitely not a pregnant woman seat in that box." ”

Chen Dong was stunned, he originally felt that the box was not like it, and when he heard Jiang Nan say this, he felt even more like it.

He paused, and then asked hesitantly, "What you said is true or false, have you changed it?"

"I don't have no money to make by lying to you, I swear, I definitely changed it. Jiang Nan raised his two fingers, and then smiled: "Yesterday, I knew that you were in the adult product store, and I knew that your kid would not be kind, and it must be those things that help me." Since you're going to play me, then I can't make it easy for you. So, I used your name last night to help you order an inflatable doll on the Internet, and it is still of the European and American type. ”

Chen Dong was a mess, and then looked at the size and shape of the box, and thought of the dolls he saw in the store yesterday, and immediately burst into rudeness.

"Damn. ”

Over there, Du Can and Tian Tian had already removed the packaging and were about to open the carton.

Chen Dong almost didn't think about it, and rushed forward with an arrow step, kicking the cardboard box into the sea.

Suddenly, there was a deathly silence below.

The big men were dumbfounded, and it took a long time to come over, look left and right, and look at a loss.

"What are you doing?" Du Can looked at Chen Dong in a daze, his hands still stagnant in the air.

"Chen Dong, what's the matter with you?" asked Meng Yao, who had recovered from her recovery, puzzled.

She went to buy the gift with Chen Dong, and she knew that it was a pregnant woman's seat, but she couldn't understand why Chen Dong kicked the box into the sea.

Chen Dong didn't have the heart to pay attention to them, looking at the bewildered expressions below, all of them wanted to see how he explained.

"Ha, haha. ”

Chen Dong wiped his forehead, and like Jiang Nan, he had to hide his embarrassment with laughter.

After a moment, he put away his laughter and said, "Distinguished guests, friends, do you know what's inside the box?"

Below that's capitalized.

The box has been kicked into the sea by you, we haven't seen it, you know a fart.

Seeing that no one reacted, the atmosphere was too embarrassing, Chen Dong looked at Jiang Nan, and laughed again: "Actually, there is also a new type of life-saving air bag in the box, which was prepared for me by my good brother Jiang Nan, he said that there are two newlyweds, one for each person, just now he is for the groom, and I am for the bride." ”

"But, as you can see, this gift prepared by my brother is a bit unreliable, the one that blew up before, and I was worried that this one would blow up, for fear of frightening everyone, so I lifted it into the sea. ”

He paused, and suddenly swore an oath: "Don't worry, as long as no one touches it, it won't blow it up." ”

"Ahh ”

Hearing this answer, it didn't cause too many waves, on the contrary, those people seemed to be a little disappointed.

It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement, it's not about yourself.

And Jiangnan is a black line.

"Damn, is this guy trying to pin the source of "evil" on his brother's head?"

Obviously, Chen Dong's ruse succeeded.

As soon as he finished speaking, the people he knew looked at him with either contempt or anger.

Looking at Chen Dong's somewhat proud appearance at the moment, Jiang Nan wanted to rush forward and kick him back to his mother's womb.

Just as everyone was denouncing Jiangnan with their eyes, there was a sudden movement in the cardboard box, and something crawled out of it.

It was a bikini-wearing, lively, "woman-like" thing.

"She" climbed up from the sea with difficulty, and scolded with her mouth open: "Damn, you are the life-saving bag." ”

As soon as this thing spoke, the audience was stunned.

Especially the people with sticks underneath, their eyes lit up.

"I'll it, which company produced this, not only does it look real, but even the sound looks real, too, it's too powerful. ”

"Mom, you must know that there are such realistic dolls in this world, and Lao Tzu still marries the pockmarked mother-in-law at home?"

Chen Dong was also stunned.

"I'll go, this guy in Jiangnan is too good, he can get such a real thing, I can't tell the real from the fake. No, you'll have to ask him where he bought it. ”

"She" took a small step forward and pointed at Chen Dong: "Did you kick it just now?"

"Ahh ”

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a scream, and then a figure flew out, and then there was the sound of "plopping" falling into the water.

And the place where "she" had just stood was replaced by Jiangnan at this time, and half of her legs were still hanging in the air.

In full view of everyone, he withdrew his legs, pointed to the "woman" who was paddling in the sea, and smiled: "This thing is too easy to explode, so it's better to kick her into the sea safely." Of course, if anyone likes this airbag and is not afraid of being injured by the explosion, they should hurry up and get it. ”

"Really?"

As soon as he heard this, the eyes of the people below lit up.

"Really. Jiang Nan waved his hand and shouted: "People who want this airbag, hurry up, whoever grabs it is feeding, you are too anxious, I haven't shouted yet." ”

Those men were crazy, especially those who were old and still beating singles, rushing forward desperately, shouting: "Mine, mine, no one should rob me." ”

"She" was frightened, and shouted: "Ah, what are you going to do, go away, don't come, don't"

A science fiction office.

Sandra took a sip of tea and put the cup back, looking pleasant, with a sneer in her mouth.

At this moment, a man in black walked in.

"How's it going, is it going well?, has the gift for Jiangnan been delivered?" Sandra lit a cigar and took a deep breath.

"Uh" The man in black hesitated a little, and then said, "It's delivered, it's just that something is wrong." ”