"Inflatable dolls. ”

The voices coming from below were unusually neat, and most of them were playful.

Chu Li covered his face with one hand.

"To ask such a question, is this guy mentally retarded?"

Tian Xin was still frowning, and it seemed that he didn't know what kind of plane Jiangnan was going to build.

Maybe it's because she understands that Wen Wan is calm now, and she knows that Jiang Nan will handle this matter well.

"Wrong. ”

Jiang Nan pricked up a finger, shook it, and then said, "This is the new type of life-saving air bag newly developed by the Qiao Lost Death Research Institute on the coast of Alebinry. It abandons the inherent circular structure and boldly adopts a humanoid design, adding a human color. ”

"In terms of material, this kind of air bag has also been changed, it does not use the polyethylene compound that has always been used, but the use of highly active adsorption materials, this material has high thermal stability, stable chemical properties, the most important point is that it is soft to the touch, just like the skin, using this life-saving air bag, mother no longer has to worry about you will be scratched. ”

Of course, the main feature of this life-saving air bag is its humane design. As he spoke, Jiang Nan reached out and pressed the doll, and immediately there was a coquettish gasp, he paused, glanced at the guy who was already staring at the pocket below, and asked, "Did you hear that?"

"Huh?"

It's all confusing below.

"Yes, it's this delicate and touching voice, it's the essence of this life-saving air bag. Jiang Nan pinched it again, and then said: "Think about it, if one day, we are alone floating on the sea, waiting for rescue, surrounded by sea water, or sea water, at that time how helpless we are in our hearts, how much we hope that there is a person next to us, even if he does not speak, only makes a sound, we will feel that we are not fighting alone, very relieved." ”

The experts at the Joe Mystery Research Institute thought of this, so they placed an analog sounder on this life-saving air bag to give the user a support. As for why it is a female voice, it is because it can arouse **, the male hears the blood of the beast boiling, and the female hears it as if he is deep in it,. ”

"Poof. ”

Here's a bunch of squirting wine.

Mud horse, still save the air bag, I don't read much, don't lie to me, okay?

Chu Li's eyes were round.

She wants to go back immediately and create a blind achievement award for Jiangnan.

The others were also glaring, not because they believed in any life-saving air sacs, but because they were amazed at Jiangnan's ability to talk nonsense.

But they couldn't refute it, because Jiangnan's nonsense was too serious.

Hearing that there was no reaction below, obviously being frightened by himself, Jiang Nan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, then grabbed the doll and threw it into the water, and then said: "Come, let you see the practicality of this life-saving air bag." ”

Jiang Nan deliberately threw the doll to the back of the main stage, where the guests in front couldn't see it, out of sight was clean, they couldn't see it, and naturally they wouldn't think about it.

But it always backfired, a wave hit, and the doll was washed back.

"Ha, haha, see no, the quality of this airbag is very good"

"Bang. ”

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Nan heard a loud noise, everyone was startled, and when they looked over, Jiang Nan was dumbfounded.

"Damn, at the critical moment, it blew up, is this mud horse designed to hit me in the face?"

The following was also confused, turned his head to look at Jiangnan, and waited to see how he ended up now.

Jiang Nan cleaned up his emotions, pointed to the doll that had been blown to pieces, and said seriously: "Have you seen it, this is a counterexample, when you use this kind of airbag in the future, don't inflate the air too much, it is easy to burst." ”

Jiang Nan turned around and patted Du Can, who was still dazed, sighed, and said, "My good brother, something is wrong with the gift, don't worry about it, buddy, I'll give you a good one next time." ”

After Jiang Nan finished speaking, he walked off the main stage directly before everyone reacted.

"Jiangnan, the advertisement is good, don't you usually use it? Tian Xin, who was the first to slow down, glanced at Chu Li, looked at Jiang Nan and said with a smile.

"Huh. ”

Jiang Nan gave her a blank look and didn't reply to her.

After a few moments, the others recovered.

"Jiangnan, this time to break the siege is no less than my black three minutes of cutting my hand, it's amazing. Meng Yao smiled.

Chu Li glanced at him and chuckled: "Usually there are too many nonsense words, just now it was a piece of cake, right, Jiangnan?"

Tranquility and gentleness also looked over.

Jiang Nan directly spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "I didn't tell nonsense, that one just now is really the latest type of life-saving air bag, if you don't believe it, you can search on the Internet, you will definitely be able to find it." ”

Anyway, it's all blown up, and I have to continue to denounce it, so brother, I will continue to fight to the end.

Chu Li:

At this time, a familiar voice rang out.

"What's wrong with all of you? I just went to the bathroom and came back, why are you all stunned like this? What, what the hell did you guys just do?"

It was Chen Dong who spoke, and he walked over from behind in a bit of a daze.

Jiang Nan was angry when he saw him, stepped forward first, directly pulled him aside, and said coldly: "Chen Dong, what are you, send an inflatable doll, if it weren't for my quick reaction and good eloquence, not only Du Can, but Lao Tzu would have been killed by you." ”

Chen Dong smiled hippiely: "Jiangnan, in fact, you can't blame me for this, Du Can's guy advanced the wedding date, and I didn't have time to prepare gifts, so I could only choose casually." ”

"Then you can choose an inflatable doll, can't you pick anything else?" Jiang Nan shouted.

"Nothing else, besides, didn't Tian Tian's girl not let Du Can do things, giving a doll to him can vent his anger when he is hungry and thirsty, it's perfect." ”

"Perfect your sister, then why do you say that I sent it, and don't say that I sent it myself?"

"Do you need to ask? I'm such an upright person, how could I send that thing, so I can only write that you sent it. ”

"Chen Dong, do you know what I want to do now?"

"You want to kill me?"

"Nope. Jiang Nan shook his head, and then said: "I want to send twenty inflatable dolls now, and then strip you naked, tie your hands and feet, set a good distance, let you have twenty dolls a day, you must report daily, and if one less does not explode, you will beat your younger brother until it is broken." ”

Chen Dong:

As he was talking, Du Can shouted again.

"Next, let's take a look at the gift given to me by my other good brother Chen Dong. ”

Du Can wiped his sweat, he didn't want to take out Chen Dong's gift again, but he couldn't stiffen Tian Tian, that girl had to see it, or see it in public, he could only do it.

At this time, he was so worried that he couldn't do it, for fear that there would be another moth.

"Your gift isn't some male paraphernalia. Jiang Nan asked.

"How could it be. Chen Dong faintly: "I gave a smart pregnant woman seat to facilitate Tian Tian's use in the future." ”