“……”

Meow meow?

The thief said: "Brother Long of our road, do you know?, now he is the boss of our area, I heard that his life was not very good before, but Brother Long is too much of a thing, he even let his wife come out to sell *!"

The thief was furious and said, "Fuck, this is not a thing! Even if you are short of money, you can steal it! You can rob it! But how can you let your wife sell it? You are still not a man!"

"But buddy, you're different, you would rather steal than do that kind of unmanly thing!

“……”

The thief said as if he was familiar with it: "Hey, by the way, buddy, which one are you going to steal tonight?" I will tell you secretly, as far as the one I am going to start with is said to be a big beauty inside!"

The thief's face was full of obscene expressions, and he said, "Hey, hey, big beauty~"

Ling Xue said with contempt on her face: "What's wrong with the big beauty?Are you planning to steal or are you strong*!?"

The thief said with a serious face: "This little beauty, you misunderstood me, I am a good person." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Lingxue said: "Cut, good people still steal things?"

The thief said helplessly: "This, it's really helpless, after all, everyone's family and living environment are different." ”

Speaking of this, the thief's eyes were full of paleness.

Li Yu said: "It's far away, what does it mean that you steal things and don't look for rich people to find beautiful women?"

The thief said: "Dude, you don't understand this, you look at this community, how can it be regarded as a high-level community, common sense speaking, the people who live in it are rich people."

However, there are also many people who take out loans to buy houses.

Tell me, these people are young people, they don't make much money all year round, and they owe a lot of debts, am I embarrassed to steal them?"

Ling Xue complained: "Then it's good if you don't steal it!"

"That's not going to work! if you don't steal it, I'll starve to death!"

"Cut, it's not like you don't want to work. ”

The thief smiled wryly and shook his head.

Li Yu said: "Don't listen to her, you continue." ”

The thief gave a thumbs up and said, "Dude,, with such a beautiful wife, you are still the boss in the family, you are a bull."

Ahem, that's the case, you think, a big beauty, a young beauty, where did she get the money to live in such a high-end community?"

Ling Xue said with a strange expression: "You mean...... That's what she did?"

The thief nodded and said, "That's right, that's what I think." ”

Li Yu said with contempt: "Isn't it okay, the family is a rich second generation?

The thief explained: "There are cases of that, but it's only a minority. ”

Li Yu said: "Take a step back, even if your guess is right, she did that, but is it right for you to steal her?"

The thief proudly said, "Of course it's wrong!"

“…… What?"

The thief said, "I just did this to lighten the guilt in my heart, she is not a good person anyway, and it is certainly better for me to steal her than to steal the money of those good people." ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Your three views are quite upright." ”

"Thank you for the compliment. ”

"I'll go, who praised you!"

Li Yu shook his head and said, "In the end, it's just a guess, and it may be that people earned it by their own real skills." ”

The thief pouted and said, "Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I don't believe it, I opened the door, do you want to come?"

Li Yu said: "Open the door, but you were originally just one person, plus there are only three of us, aren't you afraid that we will share the money that originally belonged to you?"

The thief shook violently and said, "You have a good point, then you better not come." ”

Li Yu ignored the other party's obstruction, walked directly into the room, and said, "What, since we are here, it is better to make a friend, you can give us this goal." ”

The thief was stunned and cried out, "Why!"

"Eh, why don't you listen to people......" hurriedly followed Li Yu in, and suddenly said with a surprised face: "Damn!"

"This chandelier...... This sofa ...... This TV ...... Rich people, absolutely rich people!"

Li Yu suddenly stopped and frowned.

Ling Xue asked, "Li Yu, what's wrong?"

Li Yu said: "I feel a familiar breath, which may be my acquaintance. ”

"Huh, really, it can't be such a coincidence, right?"

Li Yu shrugged, and at this time, he suddenly noticed a police uniform hanging on the side......

"I'll go, isn't it......"

The thief was pleasantly surprised: "Dude, come on, come on, that beauty is here!"

Li Yu walked over and took a look!

Immediately covered his forehead.

Tang Tiantian!

Things in the world are such coincidences.

It's nothing if it's just Santa Claus accidentally delivering a gift to a friend's house.

But!

A thief who doesn't have long eyes stole to the policeman's house, and that's 666!

The thief laughed and said: "Hey, hey, this girl is so beautiful, but it's a pity, I'm a person, I only rob money and not sex." ”

Li Yu said lightly: "What, I advise you to go first, otherwise you won't be able to leave if you want to leave for a while." ”

Dude, let me tell you, like this kind of big beauty, there is usually not much money at home, but there are a lot of valuable mobile phones, bags, and cosmetics.

If someone else steals this one, they may be confused, because they don't understand the value of those bags and cosmetics, and only know how to take a mobile phone or tablet.

But I'm different, I've studied the types and brands of bags and cosmetics used by women, and if I sell them, how can I sell them for five or six percent of the original price, and make a lot of money!

Dude, follow me, big brother will take you to make money today!"

The first step was to walk in front of Tang Tiantian and touch his hand to Tang Tiantian's pillow.

"Hey, I've got my phone......"

In the next second, a tender little hand grabbed his arm.

"What......"

However, this seemingly tender little hand was a force that did not match the prediction, as if it was about to pinch the hand off!

The thief's face has changed dramatically!

In the next second, Tang Tiantian slammed an over-the-shoulder fall, pressing the thief to the ground and fainting.

Li Yu said: "I'm tired, big brother, I said that I will pretend to take me to make money, and you will hit the street in less than three seconds to make a fart money!"

At this time, Tang Tiantian's consciousness reacted in a daze.

"What just happened?"

"Someone attacked me?"

At this time, she noticed that there were two more figures in front of her, her pupils contracted, and she immediately took out an electric shock device from her waist and slammed it towards the two of them!

"Damn scoundrel, take my blow!"

The next second, the room was brightly lit.

Tang Tiantian subconsciously narrowed her eyes, but her arm was grabbed.

"Not good!" Tang Tiantian's face changed greatly, and he just wanted to break free, but a familiar voice came from his ears.

"Tang Tiantian, it's me. ”

Tang Tiantian's face changed greatly, and he was pleasantly surprised, and said, "Senior!?"

Immediately afterwards, Tang Tiantian got out of the car and pounced.

"Senior, I miss you so much!"

Li Yu was dumbfounded.

Ling Xue was equally dumbfounded.

Li Yu hurriedly pulled Tang Tiantian away and said, "What are you doing, men and women don't kiss." ”

"Hmm... But people haven't seen their predecessors for many days... I miss you so much... And the seniors didn't even send me a gift at Christmas... Really... Got me looking forward to it all day... Senior, this stupid ......," Tang Tiantian said in a broken way.

At this time, she noticed Lingxue on the side and asked, "Hey, senior, who is this person?"

Ling Xue had an expression of being hit in her heart, and the next moment, she hugged one of Li Yu's arms violently and said, "I'm Li Yu's girlfriend!"

"What!?" Tang Tiantian was shocked!

Then, with a pale face, he said, "Senior... Is it true that she is saying... When did you have a girlfriend... How did I not know ......"

Lingxue said: "Seniors or something, who are you!"

Tang Tiantian took a deep breath and said, "I am my predecessor's partner on the path of justice!"

"Hah, I don't know what the hell is a righteous partner!"

Li Yu helped his forehead, the calf was finished, and the two middle and second diseases were put together, this is the rhythm of the dog.

Tang Tiantian said angrily: "You...... Anyway, sam, what's going on with the clothes you're wearing?"

Li Yu said: "Uh...... Actually, we are at Santa Claus at COS. ”

"COS Santa Claus? ”

"Well, this ...... This thief is our gift to you!"

Tang Tiantian was pleasantly surprised and said: "What?thief?gift?Is it real?senior?Thank you so much!"

Lingxue said: "He is clearly ......"

At this time, the thief actually woke up, saw this scene, spit out a mouthful of blood, and said, "You... You turned out to be a police officer... This time I planted ......"

Li Yu sighed and said, "Alas, I don't know such a coincidence, buddy, let's transform it inside, and strive to be a good person when I come out, and don't steal anymore." ”

"Poof... You traitor......"

"A hundred thousand volts of justice!"

"Ahhh......h

The thief tilted his head and fainted again.

"It's really self-defeating to insult your predecessors. ”

Then, he looked at Li Yu with adoring eyes, blushed, and said, "Senior... It's so late today, don't go out and get busy, or you can sleep at my house for the night. ”

Lingxue was anxious and shouted, "Don't! We'll have to work later!"

"I don't listen to you, senior, I listen to you. ”

Li Yu said helplessly: "Tang Tiantian, that, our work is not finished yet, we still have to continue." ”

Lingxue said: "Hmph, do you hear me, we have to go to work." ”

"Hmm...... Unwilling. ”

After that, Li Yu left with Tang Tiantian's resentful expression.

……

After leaving, Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Went to the next chosen "child's" house.

Li Yu said: "Lingxue, should we show up in a different way this time? I don't think the previous way of appearing is like a Santa Claus at all." ”

"yes, yes, yes. ”

"And there are gifts, I think we were so nice to them before, just send some pencils, erasers, pencil cases. ”

"Hmm. ”

……