"Uh-huh, ah......hhh

Inside the door of the room, there was such an extremely discordant sound!

Ling Xue's little face turned red and snorted lightly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Well, why does this voice sound so familiar, it turns out to be from my generation." ”

"Li Yu, this guy must be a pervert, I don't want to give him a gift!"

"It's okay, there won't be a girlfriend in such a dead house anyway, you can give him a few sets and take the opportunity to hurt his heart. ”

Ling Xue's eyes lit up and said, "Okay!"

Suddenly, the young man's body in the room twitched, and everything became boring.

Li Yu secretly opened a crack in the door, only to see a teenager about a teenager, leaning back in a chair with an empty face.

Then, I saw the young man put his hands together and said, "Amitabha." ”

There was a faint aura of sacredness on his body, and he said: "I didn't expect me to break the vows again, but it doesn't matter, this time is definitely the last time! I swear!

Li Yu complained in his heart: "Young man, I think it's better not to talk too much." ”

What is it?

This is called lewd like a demon before masturbation, and holy like a Buddha after masturbation. At the beginning, he was like a dog, but now he is ugly.

"Alas, for such a sassy year, we must use a pure way to awaken the purity of his heart!"

The young man said: "Alas, I am really lazy and lazy, I am in my third year of high school this year! I can't be so lazy anymore! I still have to be admitted to Peking University! Although the chance is slim, I have to try." ”

Suddenly, a singing voice came faintly from the living room.

"Breaking through the snowstorm, we sat on the sled.

Galloping across the fields, we laughed and sang ......"

The young man was stunned and said, "What the hell is this?"

Wait, where does the song come from?

There's no one in your own house but yourself?

The boy was suddenly clever, could there be a thief?

But the thief is crazy, what song do you sing in someone else's house?

And what is this, the jingle bells?

I'll go, how much do you like Christmas?

The boy swallowed, thought for a moment, and picked up a bat from the side of the table.

This is what he bought from the Internet in order to prevent thieves, but he has been buying it for many years and has never used it, so he didn't expect to have the opportunity to use it today.

"The jingle of the horse bells is so refreshing.

We're so happy skiing tonight, sing the ski song......"

The boy slammed the door open!

"Thief, die!"

"Bang"!

The sound of a colored cannon was followed by a large number of colored notes spewing out from the mouth of the cannon.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.

How happy it was to ski tonight, we sat on the sled.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

How happy it was to ski tonight, we sat on the sled. ”

Li Yu Lingxue and the two sang while dancing around the boy, and then pulled the small colored cannon in their hands.

The boy was stunned, this, what's the situation with this meow?

Li Yu said, "Merry Christmas, this boy! Tell me, what Christmas gift do you want?"

The young man swallowed a mouthful of water and said, "You... You're Santa Claus?"

"yes. ”

"You... You're not thieves?"

"I think this question contradicts the previous one, of course we are not thieves. ”

The boy was suddenly surprised in his heart and said, "So, Santa Claus really exists?"

"That's right. ”

The boy suddenly became excited and said, "Great! Santa Claus! Santa Claus actually exists!"

The boy easily believed what Li Yu said, after all, what thief pretended to be Santa Claus to come to someone else's house to steal, and took the initiative to wake up the owner of the house to give him a gift?

And there's a girl in that gang of thieves? And it's such a beautiful girl?

Li Yu said: "Say, boy, what gift do you want?"

The young man became excited and said, "I want to ...... What kind of gift do I want?"

The boy was stunned, he never thought that Santa Claus really existed, and he never thought about what gifts he would want if Santa Claus really appeared.

"This and this, Santa Claus, don't worry, let me think about it first. ”

"Well, let's go into the house and think slowly, don't rush. ”

"No, no, no, wait a minute, Santa Claus......"

However, it was too late, Li Yu walked into the house, and in the messy room, the trash can was full of toilet paper.

On the desktop of the computer, an obscure video is playing.

The boy's face turned red suddenly, and he hurriedly turned off the video, saying, "No, no, no, Santa, things are not like this......"

Li Yu said: "I understand, I understand, they are all from the past, you don't need to explain." ”

"No, no, no, no. ”

"Have you figured out what you want for a gift? Why don't you just ask for an actress? ”

The young man opened his mouth wide, dumbfounded, and said, "The actress can also send it?"

"Of course. ”

"Is it alive? or is it inflated?"

"The living, of course, are the living. ”

"Damn, it's really fake, I'm not dreaming, right?" the boy was excited, "Santa Claus, can I have a ***?"

Santa Claus said lightly: "Of course you can, but you have to understand, so many young actresses, do you really want ***?"

The young man nodded and said, "That's right, a few years ago, it was *** who led me into this new world, and the grace of a drop of water should be repaid with a gushing spring!

"Phew!" Ling Xue was disdainful.

“……”

Santa Claus said, "Leave her alone, she's new, so she's not used to the ugly side of human nature for the time being." ”

"Oh......"

Santa Claus pulled the boy over and asked in a low voice, "Boy, let me ask you, do you still have the latest seeds?"

"There are some and there are others. ”

"How about sending me a few?"

"No problem! Santa Claus, wait!" the boy quickly took out a USB drive and copied dozens of gigabytes of film and a few gigabytes of seeds.

"Santa Claus, you've worked hard, and this is a gift for you. ”

"Count you boy on the road. Santa Claus put the USB stick away.

The young man's face was full of heat, and he rubbed his palms wrongly, and said, "This, Santa Claus, should you ...... my gift?"

Santa Claus said: "Okay, no problem, get me 1 million first, I'll ask you if the money is not enough." ”

The boy was stunned and said, "What the hell? A million? What do you want money for Santa Claus? And the amount of money is too much!"

Santa Claus said lightly: "Gifts, gifts, don't you need money to buy gifts? I can't go to Japan to ask other actresses if they want to come? Even if people are willing to come, can't they give them alimony?"

The corners of the young man's mouth twitched: "*** is in Huaxia ...... now"

Santa Claus said, "Okay, I'll reduce your travel expenses by 1,000, and the remaining 999,000 yuan, take the money." ”

The young man said lightly: "Santa Claus, how did I hear that the gifts are free?"

"Rumors! Absolute rumors! Santa Claus is just Santa Claus, not Doraemon, where can he get so much money to buy gifts? Besides, today's children are all bad at learning, and the children who want a school bag and pencil case basically don't exist anymore, and the worst ones basically want a crazy person! The more expensive ones even want a house and a car! There are even greedy and excessive guys like you in there! Santa Claus can't help it! He's just a poor man! He can't do anything without money!"

The boy was ashamed, it turned out that Santa's life had been strapped to this extent.

Lingxue said: "Santa Claus, even Doraemon's need money to buy props. ”

Santa Claus said, "That's right, so money is essential in this world, you can buy everything with money, and if you don't have money, you can only choose a dog leash." ”

The boy said, "But I really don't have that much money...... Besides, I want to have so much money, do I still need you? I can contact *** myself......"

“NONONO！”

The boy was desperate and said, "Can't I have a gift if I don't have money?"

Santa Claus said: "Of course, school bags, pencil cases, 108 sets of exercises for high school students, you can choose one." ”

"I choose to keep my dog ......"

With a "snap", a dog leash suddenly appeared on the table in front of him.

It's a real dog leash!

That thing on the dog's neck!

And it's the kind that looks the most ordinary and bad quality!

Santa Claus waved his hand and said, "Well, now that your gift has been delivered, we're leaving." ”

In despair, the boy shouted, "Santa Claus, wait a minute! I didn't really want a dog leash!"

Santa Claus opened the window in the room, stretched out half a foot, and said, "Hahaha boy, I can understand the joy and excitement you are feeling right now, and there is no need to say thank you, let's go!"

A leap of faith!

The boy went crazy and shouted, "The ghost is in a happy and excited mood, ah!!hh

After that, a scene that stunned him appeared.

I saw two Santa Claus flying freely in the sky, and then gradually, flew away.

“…… the groove. ”

The boy swallowed.

"Where's your reindeer?"

It's not right, isn't it!?

Li Yu said: "I think this time we played in a very good way, how about we do it again?"

"yes, yes, yes. ”

……

In the room, a student like a high school student is reading a book seriously.

"Ah...... No, I'm sleepy. The student looked sleepy.

Then, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, I can't sleep! Now my grades are still so much worse than the admission line of Tsinghua University and Peking University, I must study hard!"

Li Yu was moved to look outside the room, and said, "Ah, what a good child, I finally found a good child." ”

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.

How happy it was to ski tonight, we sat on the sled.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

How happy it was to ski tonight, we sat on the sled. ”

The student was stunned and said, "Where does this singing come from?"

"The living room?"

The student walked over slowly and opened the door with some fear.

Moment!

Small colored cannon pulling.

"Bang. ”

"Bang. ”

"Bang. ”

Santa Claus sings, "Bang bang bang, curry for daddy, bang bang bang, curry for daddy." ”

The student was stunned, what the hell is this?