Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Li Yu's mind, could it be!?

looked at Ye Xiaomeng with both eyes and said, "Could it be that this is the movie that Ye Xiaomeng just played!?"

Yes! Yes, it must be so! Ye Xiaomeng must have found a small movie in her computer and couldn't find it, so she held a grudge, re-downloaded it on the Internet, and then slandered herself with it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It's despicable!

Li Yu couldn't wait to press Ye Xiaomeng on his thigh and spank him.

But he couldn't do that, or he would be annoyed and ashamed, and he would quite admit it.

However, suddenly, Li Yu had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, Ye Xiaomeng, how do you know that it is a little yellow piece?"

“…… Huh?" Ye Xiaomeng was stunned.

"How do you know it's a yellow film, not a Japanese instruction film?"

Ye Xiaomeng sighed in her heart and said, "Waste, nonsense, I'm not blind......

"Unless, you've seen a movie like this in the first place!"

As soon as this sentence was said, Ye Ying immediately looked at Ye Xiaomeng.

Feeling the questioning and fiery gaze, Ye Xiaomeng broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Sister... Sister... It's not like that......"

Li Yu fanned the flames on the side and said: "Oh my God, a minor openly watches this kind of thing on the Internet! What kind of system has it become! It simply damages my fine Chinese tradition of virtue!"

A big hat was directly buckled down, and Ye Xiaomeng spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Sister, sister, it's not like this......"

"Ye Xiaomeng! you, you...... I don't know shame!" Ye Ying said angrily.

Li Yu said on the side: "Yes, yes! The little child family actually did such an unhealthy thing! We must teach her a good lesson, lest she have a next time!"

"Yes!"

Seeing that Ye Ying was fooled by Li Yu's words, Ye Xiaomeng hurriedly shouted: "Sister, don't listen to him......"

Suddenly, Li Yu dragged Ye Xiaomeng over and pressed him on his thigh.

"Eh......" Ye Xiaomeng was stunned.

Then, Li Yu slapped Ye Xiaomeng's ass and said, "Let you be morally corrupt! Let you be morally corrupt!"

Li Yu had an uncompetitive expression on his face.

Ye Xiaomeng's little face turned red, and she said angrily: "Stop! Stop me! You pervert!"

"Ye Ying, listen, your sister actually scolded me for being a pervert and openly insulting my elders, it's just too unusual!"

"Smack!"

"Stop, stop, don't ...... Woo, sister, help......"

Ye Ying said: "Xiaomeng, I usually spoil you too much, and it's time for you to learn a lesson." ”

"Woo... Sister... Don't......"

Suddenly, there was a sound of hurried footsteps, Lin Mo'er hurriedly walked from the kitchen to the living room, looked at this scene and was dumbfounded, and said, "What are you guys playing?"

"I've only been away for ten minutes! Why did it turn out like this?"

Ye Xiaomeng hurriedly shouted: "Sister Lily, Sister Lily, save me! This pervert is ready to violate me!"

Ye Ying raised her eyebrows and said, "It's rude! Li Yu, go on!"

"Smack!"

Ye Xiaomeng cried and said, "Don't... Sister, I was really wrong......"

Originally, in the clothing store, Ye Xiaomeng was spanked by Li Yu, just because of the physical pain, but now, she was spanked in front of her sister.

In addition to physical pain, there is also spiritual shame and shame.

A double blow, so that Ye Xiaomeng can't survive and can't die.

Lin Mo'er said: "Ahem, Ye Ying, although I don't know what Ye Xiaomeng did, but it's almost enough, she is a girl after all, don't go too far." ”

Ye Ying heard this and said, "That's it...... All right. ”

Li Yu suddenly stopped moving, Ye Xiaomeng suddenly showed a grateful expression on his face, and then hurriedly stood up and ran over, hugging Lin Mo'er.

"Sister Lily, you have done the best to me!"

Lin Mo'er smiled and said, "Just know that my sister is good to you." ”

Li Yu makes an "OK" gesture.

Plan pass.

Ye Ying said, "Huh?"

Li Yu said, "Lin Mo'er, are you ready?"

Lin Mo'er raised her eyebrows and said, "Of course it's done." ”

"So fast?"

Lin Mo'er said proudly: "Of course!"

"Alright, bring it out, let me see what you're doing. ”

"Hmph~ I'll scare your jaw off!" said Lin Mo'er and walked to the kitchen.

Suddenly, Li Yu faintly smelled a burning smell.

"No......" had a bad suspicion in his heart.

Then, Lin Mo'er walked to the living room with a plate of unknown substances and put it on the table.

Li Yu opened his mouth wide and said, "...... Lin Mo'er, what is this?"

Ye Ying was also extremely surprised, and said, "Mo'er, this is what you just did...... Food?rice?"

Lin Mo'er said proudly: "Yes! This is one of the classic delicacies that has been inherited for thousands of years in my country, braised pork!"

Li Yu's eyes widened, and he said, "You say this is braised pork? I don't have enough books, don't lie to me, braised pork is black?"

Lin Mo'er blushed and said, "The black sesame braised pork I made!"

"I'll go, 666, black sesame braised pork!"

"Sister Lily...... I'm young, don't lie to me, this is really black sesame braised pork?"

"Ahem... Ahem... That's right, it's black sesame braised pork......" Lin Mo'er's voice was extremely empty.

"Yes...... Why does this braised pork smell like burning?"

"Black ...... Black sesame seeds are originally burnt! Black sesame seeds are sprinkled a lot, that's the taste!"

Li Yu gave a thumbs up and said, "Lin Mo'er, I will give full marks for your explanation." ”

“…… What I'm saying is the truth!"

Ye Ying shook her head and said, "Forget it, I'll go make a new one." ”

Li Yu said: "Ye Ying, I'll help you." ”

Lin Mo'er also stood up and said, "I'll come too......"

But Li Yu pressed him on the sofa and said, "Don't go......"

"Why! Look down on people, no!" Lin Mo'er looked like a fried cat.

"No, no, no. Li Yu's eyes lit up, "Ahem, in fact, it's like this, my family doesn't have too much meat, and we are all adults, we need to respect the old and love the young, it just so happens that Ye Xiaomeng's favorite thing to eat is braised pork, these black sesame braised pork, I think it's better for Ye Xiaomeng to eat......"

Before she finished speaking, Ye Xiaomeng screamed in horror and said, "No, no! I've actually been losing weight recently! I can't eat meat! It's better to let my brothers and sisters eat these meats first!"

Li Yu said: "Where is it, you are the youngest among our people, we don't love you, who loves you, don't you." ”

Lin Mo'er nodded and said, "That makes sense." ”

Li Yu showed a cheap smile, and then ran away with a smoke.

Only Lin Mo'er and Ye Xiaomeng were left in the living room.

Lin Mo'er's eyes flashed with golden light, and she said, "Hey, hey, Ye Xiaomeng~~"

Ye Xiaomeng's face was terrified, and she said, "No, no, no...... Ahhhhhhh

……

Ye Ying raised her head and wondered, "What's wrong with Xiaomeng?"

Li Yu pretended to be stupid and said: "Maybe I accidentally touched my foot, it's okay, don't worry about her." ”

"Oh. ”

"By the way, Li Yu, what are we going to do?"

"Although let's cook a few dishes, one meat, one vegetable and one soup are almost the same, and I will have to eat the staple food for a while. ”

"Staple food?

"Dumplings!"

Ye Ying opened her mouth wide and said, "Dumplings?"

“…… Dumplings for Christmas?"

Li Yu said quietly: "Yes, what's wrong with that." ”

Ye Ying said entangledly: "But don't you eat turkey and gingerbread at traditional Christmas?"

"That's crooked nuts. Eat crooked nuts like that, we Chinese people can't eat like that!"

"Why?"

Li Yu took out his mobile phone and said, "Look." ”

After reading the whole Weibo, Ye Ying sneered and said, "Okay, okay, then let's eat dumplings." ”

Then, the two of them got busy.

But because she was not very familiar with Li Yu's knives, Ye Ying accidentally cut into her hand.

"Ahh The little face suddenly showed an expression of grievance and pain.

"Let me see. Li Yu was startled, hurriedly put down the work at hand, walked over, and held Ye Ying's fingers.

Fortunately, the wound is not deep.

"It hurts so much......"

"Ye Ying, how did you do it, how did you cut it. ”

"Uh-huh......"

"Luckily, I have a secret to heal your wounds in a second. ”

"Hey, really, what's it?"

"First of all, you put your finger in your mouth. ”

"Hmm. Ye Ying obediently put her fingers in her mouth, and people's saliva can be sterilized and disinfected, and most of the finger injuries of ordinary people do this.

"Then, I'm going to do my work!" Li Yu waved his hands meaninglessly in the air, and then pushed Ye Ying's body like qigong.

Then the work is done.

"Alright, now your fingers will be back to normal. ”

Ye Ying tilted her head slightly, and said cutely, "Really?"

took out his finger and looked at it, and said, "Hey, the wound is really gone! Li Yu, you are still amazing!"

"Of course, in fact, there are more powerful ones, I ......" Li Yu paused.

Two staring eyes were felt from behind him.

Li Yu shrugged, ignored the two eyes that seemed to be about to kill, and then said to Ye Ying: "Ye Ying, I'll cut vegetables." ”

"Hmm. ”

Then, walk to the vegetable mound.

"Look at my knife work!" Li Yu picked up the kitchen knife, moved his wrist, and then the kitchen knife moved like a phantom.

Ye Ying was stunned and said, "Wow, what a great knife worker!"

Li Yu said proudly: "Of course, I have even used a 40-meter long knife, not to mention this kitchen knife, and then let you see what is called a real double knife flow!"

"Twin Knife Flow, Starburst Air Flow Slash!"

DuangDuangDuang

Duang

Duang

Duang

In less than half a minute, a whole cabbage was shredded.

"Good, good, good. Ye Ying applauded happily.

Li Yu sneered, then put away the knife, and glanced out of the door with his eyes as if unintentionally.

The frightened two hurriedly turned their heads.

Ye Xiaomeng's face turned pale and said: "What should I do, it's the first time I know that that villain has such good knife skills, if he sees us unhappy, he will give us ......."

Lin Mo'er said: "Ahem, no, no......"

That being said, there is also a bit of a void.

Then, hearing footsteps, the two hurried back to the living room.

A moment later, Li Yu and Ye Ying walked in with food.

Seeing the table full of colorful and fragrant meals, the little caution that the two of them had before disappeared at this moment.

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes widened and said, "Wow, what a luxurious meal, are these all made by you, brother?"

"Yes, don't you worship my brother? Please stop being obsessed with my brother, my brother is just a legend. ”

"Cut!"

Lin Mo'er said speechlessly: "Why are you still singing, anyway, this is a song from many years ago." ”

"I like it, I'm glad that this song 'Brother is just a legend' is given to everyone. ”

Lin Mo'er held a nail clipper in his hand, put it on Li Yu's neck, and said viciously: "If you sing again, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

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