Li Yu paused, then smiled, put down the nail clippers in Lin Mo'er's hand with an indifferent face, touched Lin Mo'er's little head, and said, "Be good, don't make trouble, make trouble at night when there are only two of us." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Mo'er said angrily: "Phew! Stinky rascal! A dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth!"

However, inexplicably, I was a little happy in my heart.

"Alright, alright, it's time to eat. ”

Ye Xiaomeng said happily: "Oh, let's eat~"

Lin Mo'er patted her little face lightly and said, "I don't want to, it's ...... to eat."

Then, his expression froze, and he said, "That, let me ask weakly, why do you eat dumplings for Christmas?"

Ye Xiaomeng was also puzzled: "Yes, my classmates all eat turkey for Christmas, even if they don't have the conditions, they buy a roast chicken to eat, why do you want dumplings?"

"God TM Roast Chicken ......"

Immediately afterwards, Li Yu pretended to be surprised and said, "You don't know?

The two of them looked stunned and said, "What do you know?"

Li Yu's face was full of sadness, and he said, "Ye Ying, tell them why we are eating dumplings today!"

Ye Ying cleared her throat and said, "Ahem, everyone listen to me, today is Christmas, and Christmas is a traditional festival in the West." ”

"Well, and then what?"

"And then, there are so many Western holidays like Christmas. ”

"Hmm. ”

"These large number of foreign festivals have entered our Chinese culture, even if it is our traditional Chinese culture, which has caused a serious cultural invasion. ”

Lin Mo'er opened her mouth wide and said, "...... Is that so?"

Ye Xiaomeng was puzzled: "What is cultural invasion?"

Lin Moer explained: "It is foreign cultures that invade our domestic culture, such as Japanese anime, Korean Korean dramas, festivals in various countries, etc., but generally speaking, cultural invasion is a two-way street, and while other people's cultures invade us, our culture is also invading other countries. In Japan, for example, at least half of the writing is Chinese. ”

"Oh, I see. ”

"But...... It's just that the festival is not a cultural invasion, right?"

Li Yu said: "Then you are wrong, let me ask you, what is the theme of Christmas?"

"Hmm...... Shopping, shopping, gifts?"

"That's all you think about! Christmas is about the birth of Jesus!"

The two of them were surprised and said, "I see!"

"I thought Christmas was a holiday for eating and drinking......

"You guys, you have no culture! Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus! And Jesus is the god of the Western countries, who is our Eastern God? It is the Jade Emperor! Secondly, it is also the Buddha! How can we Oriental people celebrate the festival of the Western gods!"

“…… I thought it made sense. ”

Ye Ying said: "Ahem, what Li Xuan said is very right, but now, the Christmas element has penetrated into all aspects of our lives, and if we can't, it will be impossible." So, so ...... What's going on?"

Li Yu rubbed Ye Ying's little head and said, "It's so pitiful, looking at such a beautiful chick, her brain capacity is not as big as a goldfish." ”

"I hate it, I hate it, I just forget it!"

Lin Mo'er closed her eyes and touched her chest, not to be indecent, not to be indecent......

Ye Xiaomeng closed her eyes and touched her buttocks, don't look at incivility, don't look at incivility......

Li Yu said helplessly: "For the rest, you can see for yourself." "Take out your phone.

Some experts pointed out that now that the elements of Christmas have penetrated into all aspects of life, it is no longer possible to directly refuse to celebrate the festival on patriotic grounds. Experts suggest that in this case, we can also celebrate Christmas, but we must not follow Western customs, we make dumplings and eat dumplings on Christmas Day, kowtow to the God of Wealth under the Christmas tree, and directly Sinicize Christmas, which is also a victory against the invasion of foreign festivals.

The two were dumbfounded.

Then, Lin Mo'er covered her stomach and smiled, "Hahaha, what kind of ghost news is this, what kind of ghost expert is this!"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "But I think this expert is right." ”

"Poof" Ye Xiaomeng smiled, "Brother Li Yu, are you mentally retarded, are you mentally retarded, are you one of the kind of people who usually easily believe in the health care book in WeChat?"

Li Yu didn't speak, just rubbed his hands.

"I'm sorry! The little girl was wrong! Please forgive the little girl!"

Lin Mo'er said disdainfully: "Ye Xiaomeng, do you still have a little backbone!"

"Say it again, I won't give you food!"

Lin Mo'er was heartbroken, and said forcefully: "I... I'm your guest... Why don't you give me food......

"Just because you just ruined a few pounds of my meat!"

"I'm sorry! The little girl was wrong! Please forgive the little girl!"

"Puff, puff, Sister Lily just said that she had to have backbone, but she didn't fall under someone's obscenity. ”

"Ye ~ Xiao ~ Meng ~ " Lin Mo'er showed an extremely "sweet" smile on her face, and then walked in front of Ye Xiaomeng and hugged her.

"Hundred... Sister Lily, what are you going to do...... Ahh......h Sister Lily, I was wrong hahaha...... Just forgive me, hahaha......"

Lin Mo'er pressed Ye Xiaomeng under her and scratched her itchy flesh frantically.

"Sister Lily, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you hahaha......"

Li Yu fanned the flames on the side and said: "Yes, yes, that's it, take off her shoes, scratch the soles of her feet, with my help, I will help hold her legs!"

Ding dong......

"Hahaha, someone is coming, Sister Lily, don't make trouble......"

Li Yu shook his head and said, "It's here!"

Open the door.

……

Wang Yue was wearing a suit, a pair of sunglasses, and his hair was specially done, and there was an indescribable smell of perfume on his body.

"Brother, Yiku, is it alchemy?"

"Alchemy, what kind of pill?"

"Damn, didn't you say during the day that we would go to alchemy at night?"

"Oh, I remembered. Li Yu was speechless and said, "Wait a minute, then you will wear such an alchemy?"

"What's the matter, this is a major event in my life, the first alchemy in my life, of course, I have to wear it ceremoniously. ”

“…… If you know, you're going to alchemy, and if you don't know, you think you're going to do it. ”

"Damn, how do you talk! Anyway, it's been a long time, can you let me go in first?"

"No way!"

"Why?"

"Hahaha, Sister Lily......"

Wang Yue's expression froze and said, "...... Why did I hear a girl's voice inside?"

Li Yu said lightly: "Illusion." ”

"Poof, Xiaomeng, you also have a time when you fall into my hands, hehe, don't try to escape......"

"No... No... Ahhhh......h

Wang Yue's facial muscles twitched: "Why do I feel that there is more than one girl inside?"

Li Yu said lightly: "Illusion." ”

"You two, don't play, there's a guest at home. ”

Wang Yue's voice trembled: "Three, three, big brother, it's very good to play......"

Li Yu said lightly: "Illusion." ”

Wang Yue erupted and said, "Illusion that your sister is really deaf! I can hear the voices of the three women in it properly!"

"It's all friends, Ye Ying, Lin Mo'er, you know, just come over for a meal. ”

"I'm your friend too! Why don't you call me over for dinner! What are you eating? It's so delicious!?Dumplings! I like dumplings the most! Take me one!!"

"Smack!" the door closed.

"Knock knock! Open the door! You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

"You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

"You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

……

At about ten o'clock in the evening, a big man blocked the door of someone else's house and knocked on the door frantically and shouted.

Immediately caused dissatisfaction among neighbors.

"What are you doing in the middle of the night!"

"That's it, and won't let us sleep!"

"You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

"You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

"Ahem, I see, I won't bother much about you young people. ”

"Ahem, I'm sorry, it's Auntie I made a mistake, it turns out that it's not me. ”

……

"You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

"You have the ability to hide women, you have the ability to open the door!"

With a "bang", Li Yu suddenly opened the door.

Wang Yue shouted: "You have the ability......"

"There's your sister, aren't you going to say this? Shit, Liang Feifei! Space Transfer!"

In the next second, a big living person disappeared in front of Li Yu like this.

Li Yu exhaled and said, "Tell me about you, this slut, you have to waste so much of my pretending value to let the system help." Made, I'm going to have to come back next time on you. ”

"Li Yu, who the hell is outside~Have you left~"

"Let's go, let's go~hey, hey, hey, goblins~Let's continue~~"

……

Lin Mo'er glanced at Li Yu and said, "Look at your cheap appearance!"

"How cheap am I, my name is cheap and cute, and it is a very popular style recently. ”

"Cheap cute or cheap!"

"Eh, Lin Mo'er, you want to ...... Who's going to change it?"

Li Yu snatched the remote control from Ye Xiaomeng's hand and said, "What are you watching, what Korean dramas are you watching!"

Ye Xiaomeng was unhappy, and scrambled: "Give it to me, give it to me! Give me back the remote control! I want to watch Korean dramas! I want to watch Oba!"

"I'm Oba!"

"You're a pot at most!

"If you don't give it, you can't give it, you can rob it. Li Yu held the remote control high above his head, and Ye Xiaomeng still couldn't reach it when he jumped up.

"Damn!" Ye Xiaomeng jumped on the sofa violently, and then made a flutter!

"Tiger pounces!"

"The world has shifted!

Moving ......

Moving ......

I'm moving!"

Ye Xiaomeng smiled: "Haha, you can't move me! The remote control is mine!"

hugged Li Yu, the petite and green body kept twisting and twisting on Li Yu's body, completely unaware that Li Yu had taken advantage of him, and in the end, he finally grabbed the remote control.

"Hmph~ The universe has shifted, but that's it!"

Change the channel.

"Oba, Sarah, hey......"

"Hot Girl Spicy, Hot Girl Spicy, Hot Girl Hot Girl Spicy Spicy Spicy ......"

Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, and said, "I'm going to change the channel automatically, I still don't believe it!"

"Oba, Sarah, hey......"

"......Ahh

Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, and then said as if she was not convinced: "Eh, I still don't believe it!

"Oba, Sarah, hey......"

"Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall down......"

Ye Xiaomeng knelt down and said, "I'm convinced!"

Then, he threw away the remote control and said, "What kind of broken TV is this! Why do you still bring it to change the channel! And the station is so weird!"