Seeing that the five dishes were steaming, Yang Zheng gave a thumbs up to the eldest lady and said, "It's still thoughtful that the eldest lady is thoughtful, otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to eat cold food today?"

The eldest lady gave him a blank look and said, "I want you to say nice things!"

Yang Zheng was suddenly embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Yes! Yes!"

After setting up the dishes, the three of them began to eat, Yang Zheng was already very hungry, and he didn't care about the prince's face at this time, seeing the first plate of Dongpo meat, thick and blessed, moist and plump, a piece of meat skin was even more golden, which made people have a great appetite, and picked up a pair of chopsticks and ate it.

Li Yan'er and the eldest lady are daughters after all, they don't like the fatness of Dongpo meat, and they eat other dishes instead, Yang Zheng obviously feels that these two girls have a soft spot for the last Songjiang perch, you come and go, and you actually eat most of a Songjiang perch, which can't help but make him curious.

The head of the sea bass is flattened and flattened backwards. The head is ridged and without spines, the anterior operculum has spines, and the upper spine is the largest and curved upward. The dorsal fin is continuous and has a deep concave. The mouth is large and the upper jaw is slightly elongated. The jaws, vomer and palatine bones all have villous tooth groups, the meat is fat, the taste is delicate, it is the best of the fish, Yang Zheng often heard people talk about it in his previous life, but he has never eaten it, at this time, he saw that the eldest lady and Li Yan'er ate a lot, and couldn't help but say: "Is this sea bass delicious?"

The eldest lady and Li Yan'er bowed their heads to eat, and when they heard this, Li Yan'er hurriedly swallowed the rice in her small mouth, and then she covered her small mouth and smiled, and said, "Why, haven't you eaten this sea bass?"

Yang Zheng saw the smile on her face, although it was the appearance of eating, it was also very moving, and said in his heart: "Why haven't you eaten, but you haven't heard of it?"

The eldest lady smiled when she heard this, and said, "Oh, you don't even know this perch, I thought you knew everything?"

Yang Zheng said: "I was just a poor person in West Lake, I ate the last meal but didn't have the next meal, it's good to have a bite of white rice, how can I eat sea bass?"

The eldest lady listened to his tone a little sad, and she didn't say anything more when she wanted to joke, so she stretched out her chopsticks and put a piece of sea bass in his bowl, and said, "You can taste it too!"

Yang Zheng couldn't wait to put it in his mouth and chewed it, and said, "It's delicious, it's really delicious, or is the eldest lady the best for me?"

Li Yan'er smiled and said, "What's the matter, my sister's piece of sea bass makes you beautiful like this?" Although he said vinegar in his mouth, he also picked up a piece and put it in his bowl.

The eldest lady saw that he finished eating, and then explained: "This sea bass is delicious, but since before the Jin Dynasty, not many people have eaten it?"

"Looks like it has a great history?" Yang Zheng said, eating the perch in the bowl.

The eldest lady glanced at him and said, "I thought you knew everything, why don't you know this?"

Yang Zheng ate the sea bass and said vaguely: "I am shrewd in big things, such small things can be confused, it is rare to be confused in life, it is difficult to be smart, it is difficult to be confused, and it is even more difficult to turn from being smart to being confused." Put it down, take a step back, feel at ease at the moment, and not plan to be blessed later. ”

The eldest lady was confused when she heard him say this, so she smiled and said, "You are the best at sophistry, you obviously don't know, and you seem to disdain to know when you hear you?"

"Otherwise, how can I say that the eldest lady understands me?"

The eldest lady blushed and said, "I don't want to know you?" Having said that, she still patiently explained: "In the final analysis, the world loves to eat sea bass because of one person, the former genius Zhang Han was an official in Luoyang, and when he saw the autumn breeze, he remembered the delicacy of pheasant tail and four-gill perch in his hometown, so he abandoned the official and returned to his hometown. And wrote a song "Autumn Wind Song" said: "When the autumn wind is beautiful, the Songjiang River is full of perch fat." Three thousand miles of home to return, hatred is rare to look up to the sky and sorrow. After Zhang Han was in the poetry of the past dynasties, he used "Ulva perch" to express homesickness or the meaning of retreat, so the four-gill perch and Ulva were embellished into the poems and songs by the poet's lyricists, and they have been passed down through the ages. “

Since then, people in the world have liked to eat sea bass, and when they arrived in the Sui Dynasty, it became a tribute, and it was precious for a while. According to the "Nanjun Chronicle", when Emperor Yang went down to the south of the Yangtze River, the Wu people offered Songjiang four-gill perch, and Emperor Yang praised after tasting it: "Golden camelina, southeast taste." "Taiping Guangji" contains: "Wu County offers six bottles of Songjiang four-gill perch dried fish, and the bottle holds one bucket"; For perch, when the frost falls in August and September, those who are less than three feet of perch should be harvested as dried fish. After the frost, the perch is as white as snow and not fishy. More than the future generations of literati rejoiced, since Songjiang perch is famous all over the world?"

"What is famous all over the world, but it's just a group of literati who have eaten and have nothing to do write two lines of poetry and two sentences of advertising words?" Yang Zheng was disdainful.

Walking along the lakeside, flowers and trees are sparse, and the scenery is different at every step. This place is located in the waters of the West Lake, is a wonderful place to appreciate the scenery of the West Lake, and is the best place to watch Su Shi's poem "The water is bright and the eyes are good, and the mountains are empty and rainy" in the fourth of the new ten views of the West Lake, "Lakeside Rain", it is rare to have two stunning beauties around, red sleeves add fragrance, just thinking about it makes him feel that he is really happy to be a man, not to mention that there is another purpose today.

Yang Zheng saw that the three of them were not interested, so he intended to liven up the atmosphere, thought about it and said, "I just thought of a joke, why don't you tell the two sisters?"

Li Yan'er and the eldest lady also felt that the atmosphere was a little cold, so they nodded, and Li Yan'er said: "It's not interesting for you to talk alone, why don't you say one for each of the three of us, how about giving some color?"

Yang Zheng was already a sassy person, and when he heard that Caitou was interested, his eyes turned around the eldest lady and Li Yan'er and asked, "I don't know what Sister Yan'er thinks of Caitou?"

Li Yan'er looked at him with a wandering gaze, where she didn't know his thoughts, her eyes bent, she took off a bracelet from her hand, and said, "How about using this as a color?"

Yang Zheng didn't have much interest in any bracelets, and said lightly: "You and I are both elegant people, telling a joke is to entertain yourself and others, such a noble thing, how can it be stained with copper smell, Sister Yan'er put it away quickly, my eyes can't see such vulgar things!"

The eldest lady glanced at him and said, "In your opinion, what is the best thing to do?"

"Hey, this, this one is a little embarrassing, I'm just afraid that the two sisters won't agree?" Yang Zheng looked at the eldest lady and Li Yan'er and said with a grin.

For some reason, the eldest lady looked at his smiling look, felt a little nervous, blushed with a pretty face, and said, "What promise or not, you haven't said it yet, how do you know if I will agree?"

"Hehe, what are you waiting for?" Yang Zheng secretly praised in his heart, and said: "Since the eldest lady said this, if I twist it again, it will be hypocritical, isn't it, how about kissing each other in my opinion?"

"Despicable! shameless! obscene!" Before the words fell, the eldest lady and Li Yan'er scolded in unison.

"My day, if I don't agree, I won't agree, I don't need to be despicable and shameless, as if I did something inferior to a beast, how could I be this kind of person, at best, just a sassy person?" Yang Zheng sighed dissatisfiedly, and said, "Look, I said that the two sisters disagreed, right?"

"You, are you obviously making things difficult?" the eldest lady said, "How can our daughter's family let you be so frivolous?"

"My day, this chick is too good at buttoning her hat, it's a pity not to be an official, Lao Tzu hasn't done anything yet, so it's light?" Yang Zheng scolded a few times in his heart: "How can this be considered light, it is clearly to promote the communication between me and my two sisters, maybe this joke is a joke, and our relationship is deeper?"

The two were willing to agree, and after the last bargain, whoever couldn't make people laugh at the joke would be fined a glass of wine.

Yang Zheng didn't agree at first, but when he thought that something would not happen after drinking, he agreed with a ghostly heart. It's a joke, it also has a sequence, the eldest lady knows that she can't learn as much as the two, but she has seen a lot of things over the years, and she has heard a lot of jokes on weekdays, so she said, "I'll come first?"

Yang Zheng said: "Ladies first, it has always been my purpose?"

The eldest lady laughed when she heard it: "When did you give priority to the lady and say something nice here?"

Yang Zheng coughed twice and said, "Tell jokes, tell jokes?"

It was rare for the eldest lady to see him deflated, and she covered her mouth and smiled, her appearance was really a little more beautiful than the West Lake in March, and she was stunned for a while.

The eldest lady gave him a blank look, pondered for a moment, and began to tell her own jokes, which were quite decent, saying that there was a showman who was nearly seventy years old, and his wife suddenly gave birth to a son, because he was too old to give birth to a son, so he named it "Age". Soon after, another son was born, who looked like a scholar, and named him "Xuewen". gave birth to a son in the third year, and Xiucai smiled: "It's a joke that you can still have a son at such an old age." So it was named "Joke". When the three sons grew up and had nothing to do, Xiucai let them go into the mountains to collect firewood, and when they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Who of the three people has more firewood?" ”

"Haha, the eldest lady is really good at learning, this joke is also interesting?" Before the eldest lady's words fell, Yang Zheng laughed.

Li Yan'er also applauded.

The eldest lady blushed and said: "People are only shallow in their studies, so they don't know what jokes they can say, and I don't know if it's funny or not."

"Funny, funny?" Yang Zheng said loudly.

The eldest lady blushed and hummed, and said no more.

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