Yang Zheng said: "Sister Yan'er, there are only you and me left on the field, I don't know if you come first, or I come first?" “

Li Yan'er glanced at him and said, "I don't know who said that the lady came first?" ”

Yang Zheng was sweating profusely.

Li Yan'er saw his deflated appearance, giggled, and then told a joke from "The Harmonious History of the Laughing Forest", saying that Ruan Wenda had won the victory and obtained many weapons, melted them back into the furnace, and cast them into statues of Qin Hui and his wife, and made them kneel in front of Yue Fei Temple, allowing them to be spurned by those who hang them.

Qin Hui's face was full of phlegm all day long, and he was naturally depressed, and one day he took advantage of no one to scold his wife: "Cough, the servant is heartbroken, how can there be a good wife?" ”

Who knew that the Wang family was not a good stubble, and immediately replied: "Sigh, although the woman has a long tongue, she is not an old thief today!" After saying that, she didn't see the two laughing, Li Yan'er couldn't help but be a little disappointed, when she saw this joke, she didn't laugh less, she thought that this joke would inevitably make the two laugh.

"Isn't that funny?" Li Yan'er stared at a pair of dark eyes, looked at the eldest lady and Yang Zheng and asked.

"This, this ......?" Yang Zheng said embarrassedly: "Sister Yan'er, you also know that I can't learn well, I can't understand such a profound joke?" Although he said this, he said in his heart: "The eldest lady's words are quite reluctant, what kind of joke are you, what should a man do with such purity, and don't do Yanagi Megumi, of course this joke needs to be dyed a little color to be good?" “

When Li Yan'er heard him say this, she knew that her jokes were not enough to make people laugh, so she couldn't help but be a little disappointed, pouted and took a sip of wine, and muttered: "You are shallow in knowledge, why can you understand your sister's jokes, is it obviously eccentric?" ”

Next, it was Yang Zheng's turn, he first hugged his fists at the eldest lady and Li Yan'er and said, "It's ugly!" ”

The two of them looked at him pretending, and they were both amused, surprised, and a little expectant.

"Pretending, why don't you say it quickly?" Li Yan'er said.

Yang Zheng nodded and said, "Sister Yan'er, don't worry, listen to me!" coughed and coughed and said: "A husband is killing chickens in the kitchen, and the wife who is entertaining guests shouts: Is the fish fried?" The husband was impatient to ask: Which one should be done first to kill the chicken and fry the fish? The wife shouted: Fry first and then kill! Surprised, his wife changed her words: Kill again after frying! The guest was even more shocked, and his wife hurriedly changed her words: You fry me and kill me. There is a Hedong lion at home, and the deterrent power is really not ordinarily strong? Saying that, he shook his head and looked at the eldest lady, Li Yan'er, but saw that the two of them were smiling and blushing, and their faces were full of anger.

Yang Zheng smiled and said, "Two sisters, although this joke is a bit violent, it won't make you look at you angrily, right?" “

"Shameless!"

"Xialiu!"

The eldest lady and Li Yan'er scolded in unison.

"Isn't that funny? Or is it too violent? Yang Zheng said hesitantly, the eldest lady and Li Yan'er naturally wouldn't sue him for this shameless inferior.

Yang Zheng drank a glass of wine extremely bitterly and continued to joke.

The eldest lady went south and north, and heard a lot of jokes, including many descriptions of the world and human feelings and ridiculous words and deeds, which were funny and couldn't help laughing.

Yang Zheng is a human being in two lives, whether it is in the previous life or in this life, he has heard a lot of jokes, although he is not as natural and smooth as the eldest lady, but he can still do it with a smile, after a few rounds, he only drank two glasses of water and wine, and these two glasses of wine were still because of his jokes.

At the beginning of another round, the eldest lady told a joke with great connotation, which could not lead to a good joke, so she had to be fined a glass of wine.

After Li Yan'er made several mistakes, she finally came back to her senses, this joke needs to be concise and vivid, the language is sharp, humorous, the structure is exquisite, and it has a strong comedic effect. There was a Xiucai who wanted to cross the river, but there was no ferry, so he was very anxious. Suddenly, he saw a big turtle, and Xiucai said, "Brother turtle, please cross the river with me, and I will make a song to thank you for crossing the river." The tortoise said, "You will write a poem first, and then you will cross it." Xiucai said: "Don't lie to me, or I'll chant a few words first, how about it?" The turtle said, "Yes." Xiucai then chanted: "Wearing the gossip of the Nine Palaces, the Dragon King of the Four Seas is also afraid." When the turtle heard this, he was very pleased, and carried Xiucai across the river. Xiucai crossed the river and continued two sentences: "I am a well-dressed person, and I don't answer with the turtle." ”

The eldest lady laughed first, Yang Zheng also thought it was funny, and said that he had already made people drink several glasses of liquor, at this time his face was red, and when he looked at Yang Zheng, his eyes were called a grievance, a hate, he was afraid that he would let this girl drink it again, and it would not be a grief in his eyes for a while, and he couldn't do it to kill people with a knife, and he really couldn't look at these two girls with common sense.

Li Yan'er rarely said such a joke that made people laugh, she was very happy, and said energetically: "How about it, I'll just say that the little girl's joke is good, right?" ”

Yang Zheng and the eldest lady applauded very cooperatively.

"Who's next?" Li Yan'er said with a smile on her face.

"Hehe, what are you doing in such a hurry?" Yang Zheng said with some dissatisfaction, then thought about it and continued: "A monk and a nun went to the temple to take shelter from the rain and slept together at night!" ”

When the eldest lady and Li Yan'er heard that this was a monk and a nun, and then looked at Yang Zheng's appearance as if he was smiling, their brows furrowed slightly, and they wanted to scold, but they didn't shout out after all.

Yang Zheng was unaware of it, and continued: "The monk touched the nun's bottom and said, "What is this?" ”

The nun replied, "This is a coffin",

The nun touched the monk's bottom again and asked, "What are you?" ”

The monk said, "This is a dead monk"

The nun said, "Why don't we do a good deed and bury him?"

The monk put the "dead monk" in the "coffin" and twitched back and forth

The nun said, "Didn't you say that this is a dead monk, how can you still move?" ”

The monk said, "He's dying?"

At first, the eldest lady and Li Yan'er thought that this bad guy was going to say something shameless and obscene, but after listening to it for a while, they only felt that although this joke was decent, there was no joke, Li Yan'er said: "What kind of joke is this, it's all dead people's things, what coffin, dead monk?" Nothing funny? “

Yang Zheng looked at the eldest lady with a long mouth, and then looked at Li Yan'er and said with a surprised expression: "What?" Didn't you get it? “

"Understand what?" Li Yan'er looked at him strangely, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

Yang Zheng snorted and laughed, first twice, and then laughed more than once when he looked up to the sky.

Miss and Li Yan'er, you look at me, I look at you, and then think about this joke, I really can't hear anything funny, but looking at the look of this bad guy, I vaguely feel that this joke is not so simple, but I didn't understand it for a while.

Yang Zheng just couldn't stop laughing.

The eldest lady frowned, she didn't hear those stinky men say some meat jokes, this joke was vague, but after thinking about it, she understood the meaning, the eldest lady's pink face turned red, glared at Yang Zheng, who was laughing, and scolded with a pretty face: "You are shameless!" “

When Li Yan'er heard the eldest lady scolding angrily, she hurriedly said: "Sister, you understand, then tell me about it, what kind of joke is this, it's not funny at all?" “

The eldest lady's face was hot, and she said, "I, I can't say it?" “

Li Yan'er said: "Why can't you say it, don't you understand?" “

The eldest lady glared at Yang Zheng fiercely and said, "This bad guy likes to talk nonsense the most, isn't this a joke?" “

"Hey, this is not right, how can I not be a joke, it's just a dyed joke, much better than what you just said, isn't it, Miss?" Yang Zheng retorted with a smile.

"Yes, sister, tell me about it?" Li Yan'er took the eldest lady's little hand and said excitedly.

This time, the eldest lady not only had a pretty face flushed, but her neck was also red, a piece of red, very charming and moving.

Li Yan'er saw that among the three people, she was the only one who didn't understand, so she couldn't help but be a little unwilling, and when she saw that the eldest lady didn't speak for a long time, she urged again.

The eldest lady said in her heart: "This dead girl is really heartless, in this case, how can I say it, it's all bad people, what jokes are not good, but such meat jokes!" Thinking of this, his heart suddenly moved, and he said: "Sister can only barely understand this joke, I can't say it clearly, sister, you better find someone who tells the joke to explain it to you, right?" ”

Li Yan'er said "oh", turned her head to look at Yang Zheng, and said, "Sister can't explain, Hua'an, can you explain it to me?" ”

"Me, this, this isn't very good, right? I'm not good at it, yes? Yang Zheng said with an innocent face.

The eldest lady almost couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood, I'm not good at you can still tell such a shameless joke, I really don't know why this person is so thick-skinned.

"You are talking nonsense, this joke is what you said, how can you not know what it means, besides, you and the eldest lady know it, but I don't know, are you sincerely bullying me?" Li Yan'er said angrily, and a pair of waves rose and fell, causing Yang Zheng's eyes to be hot.

Yang Zheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, glanced at the eldest lady, and said, "This, this, well, since Sister Yan'er is so insistent, if I don't say anything, it will be a bit of a bullying of my sister, right?" Shall I say it anyway? ”

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The third shift, it's not too late, but it's not too early, that's all for tonight, I'm tired and rest early!