Soon after Zhang Kai returned home, he received a call from Li Na.

"Hello, Mr. Zhang. I just had a phone call with my friend, and she's very interested in your song and wants to buy it, and she doesn't know how much you want to sell. Li Na asked on the phone.

"Mr. Li, thank you for your help. I don't know much about this market. I don't know if you can give me an approximate price. Zhang Kai asked.

"Okay, in the circle, ordinary songs are about thousands to tens of thousands. If it is a lyricist with a gold medal lyricist, the general price is about 50,000-80,000. Of course, my friend is very optimistic about this song, so he is willing to give the top price of 100,000 songs. What do you think?"

100,000! Zhang Kai was taken aback, this casually sold for 100,000 yuan, Nima. It's like printing money. In his previous life, Zhang Kai, who had never had a deposit of more than 5,000, was stunned by the price of 100,000.

"Is it there, Mr. Zhang?" After waiting for a while, she didn't see Zhang Kai reply, Li Na thought that Zhang Kai disliked the price was too low. However, this price has been given by her according to the highest market price, otherwise the average company can sell 80,000, which is already very atmospheric, after all, Zhang Kai is just a newcomer, and there are no famous works.

was stunned for a long time, and under the urging on the phone, Zhang Kai came back to his senses.

"Yes, yes, I'm listening. Is Mr. Li talking about 100,000?" Zhang Kai asked again in disbelief.

"Yes, Mr. Zhang, if you are dissatisfied with anything, please say. Li Na's voice was a little light, it seemed that she had mistaken this man. Talent is there, but if people are too greedy, their achievements will not be great in the future.

"No, 100,000 is enough, Mr. Li, I really didn't expect to be able to sell so high. Then do as you wish. Thank you so much. Zhang Kai said hurriedly

"Okay, then I have to trouble Mr. Zhang to come to my company again, let's sign a contract, and I can settle the payment for you." After listening to Zhang Kai's words, Li Na's frowning brows relaxed, and it seemed that she had misunderstood again. It's really good, a principled person.

"Okay, it's a little late today, so I'll be over early tomorrow morning. After setting a time with Li Na, Zhang Kai hung up the phone.

"Hahaha, I'm going to be 100,000 yuan soon! Thank you, Lord Judge, Brother Niutou and Ma Mian. The day after I came, there was such a large amount of money dropped. I finally understand why everyone likes to cross over. Zhang Kai, who was excited, kept howling in his room.

With the first money, Zhang Kai was finally able to settle down in this strange world.

In the evening, Zhang Kai did not broadcast live. There is still a difference between the black cat platform and the live broadcast platform of Zhang Kai's original world. In order to regulate the live broadcast time of anchors, the platform only allows each anchor to live broadcast three times a week, and each live broadcast time cannot exceed 3 hours. Because there were times before that the anchor worked overtime, stayed up late for live broadcast, and later died suddenly. This is also stipulated by the platform in order to protect the anchor.

And Zhang Kai's live broadcast this week has run out, so he can only wait for next week. Zhang Kai, who was bored, didn't know what to do, so he had to surf the Internet.

In his previous life, Zhang Kai liked to wander around the forum when he was free to see what interesting things and news there were. It's the same in this life.

After dinner, Zhang Kai sat down at the computer desk and opened the most famous forum in China, the Qiandu Forum. Since he didn't have an account, Zhang Kai quickly registered a screen name called Triumph Return and browsed it.

In the forum, there are all kinds of titles. There is news that has just happened, there are problems and rewards, and there are many interesting facts and celebrity stickers. Suddenly, there was a bounty title that attracted Zhang Kai, "Amazing Text, Who Can Match".

Wang Bo is a graduate student at the School of Liberal Arts at Jingcheng University. His tutor was Professor Yu Ren, a well-known Chinese literary master. As Professor Yu's beloved apprentice, Wang Bo has always been very arrogant. During this time, his mentor Professor Yu wrote a literary essay, which was amazed by various literary masters in China as soon as it came out, setting off a literary wind. Everyone imitated each other, but they didn't write a chapter that can be compared with this article, the article is called "The Suspicious Doctor". As soon as Professor Yu's article was written, his status in the literary world was even higher than Yaoyao's, and he was the leader.

Wang Bo also rose with the tide, and the bull became angry. I often take out the teacher's articles and bring them to various colleges and forums to show off. He believes that so much Chinese literature cannot be written, and no one in this world can do it anymore. He likes to see the other party's amazement when he sees this article, and he likes the envy of others who are under his apprenticeship under the professor.

Wang Bo took this classical Chinese to the Qiandu Forum again, and even said that if anyone can write a similar classical Chinese, he will offer a reward of 1,000 yuan for an article. The article has been hanging on the forum for a month, and no one has been able to get the bounty, which makes him even more proud.

Zhang Kai opened the article with the title at the top, and what caught his eye was a literary essay called "The Suspicious Doctor of the Remains". "Aunt Yi is sorry, according to the advice. The doctor suspected the pancreatic epidemic, and the last aunt leaned on the chair, moved the aunt's pancreas with a different instrument, and 100 million ants, pancreatic juice overflowed, ants died, and the pancreas was treated. Yi Yi Yiyi, Yi Yi Yiyi. Doctor's clothes, Yi Yi Yiyi. Treat the pancreas with ants, and it is also appropriate to use Yi to treat the pancreas!

After reading it, Zhang Kai found that this was a homophone similar to a tongue twister. The article recounts a story that roughly means that Yi's aunt died, leaving behind hundreds of millions of dollars. Yi rushed to the city and asked the doctor to examine his aunt's illness. There was a doctor who examined Yi's aunt. But the next day, her aunt's billions of family property was lost, and Yi suspected that there was something wrong with the doctor, so she blamed the doctor for the incident. Because of Yi's suspicions, the doctor hangs himself to prove his innocence, and uses it to respond and hope to change Yi's suspicions about himself. Yi leaned back in his chair and remembered that because of the loss of hundreds of millions of assets, and sued the doctor he hired for this matter, he also committed suicide by hanging the beam, out of self-blame for his doubtful practices. That's a strange thing. Finish!

At the bottom of the article, a paragraph from the publisher was written, "As long as anyone can make a similar article, I will offer a reward of 1,000 oceans, and who else!" The words were very arrogant and provocative! Seeing this, Zhang Kai was very moved, 1,000 oceans in one article, mother, how to cross, the character is so good, and there are people everywhere to send money. Why, in his previous life, Zhang Kai's spoken language was very non-standard, so in order to exercise his language ability, he often looked up some tongue twister verses and articles on the Internet to practice himself.

So don't say one, even ten Zhang Kai can write it. Zhang Kaile is happy, slap in the face, I'm doing it, let you be embarrassed, make you arrogant. Haha 1,000 yuan a piece, what could be better than this.

Zhang Kai quickly wrote a strange article in his previous life "Shi's Lion Eating History" according to his memory, "Shi's poet Shi's love of lions, swears to eat ten lions." Shi's always looks at the lion in the market.

Ten o'clock, suitable for ten lions suitable for the city. It's the right time, the right city. Shi Shi regarded the ten lions and made the ten lions pass away. The clan is the corpse of ten lions, suitable for the stone room.

The stone room is wet, and Shi Shi makes the servant wipe the stone room. The stone chamber swabbed, and Shi Shi began to try to eat the corpses of ten lions. When eating, I first knew ten lions and ten stone lion corpses. Trial release is a thing. Then go back to the past.

Zhang Kai didn't expect that as soon as his article was replied, it instantly caused an uproar in the forum. Because of the popularity of the article "The Suspected Doctor", many literature lovers in this forum like to discuss it here.

Many enthusiasts saw that a new account called Triumphant Return actually wrote a reply in Chinese, and they were very surprised, and there were people who wanted to become famous to take advantage of the heat, and they were ready to spray a lot.

"I'm day.,It's too embarrassing.,The full text shishishi,This is to abolish my tongue!People are yiyiyi.,At least don't hit the tongue when you read it.,The author is a fool.,It must be a crazy fight with pinyin input method.。 “

"The big talent upstairs, I was dazzled when I read this article, and I didn't want to continue reading it at all. In this way, I will too, and I will also be in the wild liquid of the night, hahaha"

"Trying to compare a garbage article with a master's work is simply insulting to my eyes. “

All kinds of replies and all kinds of sprays, many people didn't read the article at all, so they just looked at the comments and started spraying. This Zhang Kai was angry and scolded, Ni Mei, a group of illiterate, who didn't know how to pretend to understand, and sprayed indiscriminately. I'm. Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it. Zhang Kai had just organized a large number of words and was about to debate when his style suddenly changed.

Here, there are many people who really have a literary level, as the editor of the "Green Grass" literary weekly, Li Yi is one of them.

He was bored to go shopping, but when he saw someone replying to the article "Suspected Doctor", he was skeptical and laughed at first. But after reading this article carefully and carefully, Li Yi was shocked. What kind of garbage article is this, it's just a strange article for the ages. And the whole article is also about one thing. is even more classic than "The Suspected Doctor".

Then Li Yi saw the various comments in the forum, and immediately shouted for Zhang Kai. How could such a talented person be so insulted, and then quickly replied

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is estimated that many people have not read this article seriously. I just took a closer look at it, and I tell you very responsibly, this article can be described in four words, and I think it is even above "The Suspicious Doctor". I'll translate him and you'll know. “

"There was a poet in the stone house whose surname was Shi, who liked lions, and vowed to eat ten lions. This gentleman often went to the market in search of lions. At ten o'clock on this day he arrived at the market, and there happened to be ten great lions at the market. So the gentleman looked at the ten lions, and with his ten stone bows and arrows, he slew them. The gentleman carried the lion's carcass and walked back to the stone house. The stone house was damp, and the gentleman asked the servant to wipe down the stone house. After wiping it, the gentleman began to try to eat the carcasses of the ten lions. When he ate it, he realized that the ten lion corpses were not real lion corpses, but ten lions made of stone. It was then that he realized that this was the truth of the matter. Please try to explain this. “

As a veteran figure of the forum, Li Yi is especially the editor of a literary weekly, and he has a high reputation and appeal here. As soon as he replied, the people watching the excitement instantly exploded.

The article written by this trumpet was actually said by Li Yi, the editor, to be a strange article through the ages! It is more classic than "The Suspicious Doctor".

What is the situation, for a while, everyone carefully read Zhang Kai's "Shi's Lion Eating History".

"Wow, it's really like Brother Li said, this is actually a narrative essay! I have to say please ask the author to take my knees. “

"Damn, it's so good, it's even better than "The Suspected Doctor", this triumphant return trumpet won't be a literary master, right?"

"Professor Yu's classical Chinese can be matched, I was dumbfounded. I take back what I just said, I'm illiterate one, downstairs please continue. ”

"......." Next, all kinds of replies instantly filled the forum. Everyone was dumbfounded and stunned. An ancient essay was born before their eyes.