Chapter 10: Qiwen?
Zhang Kai is very proud now, and when he saw the praise on the forum, he instantly felt that these netizens were too cute. The text that was originally organized and wanted to spray was also deleted.
Netizens are powerful, Zhang Kai is not stingy, and he is addicted to playing.
"Haha, it seems that everyone likes it, so I'll continue to write a few more articles for everyone to enjoy. Zhang Kai happily replied.
Write a few more articles, and when I saw the new reply from the triumphant return of the trumpet, the netizens on the forum were stunned. It's crazy, isn't it?
This kind of ancient strange text, you can actually write a few more, do you really want to blind my titanium alloy dog eyes?
didn't let netizens wait long, Zhang Kai published another article "Chirp chicken, chicken chirp." A few chickens crowded into the ridge. The machine is extremely sick, the chickens are extremely hungry, and the chickens are eager to hit the carp. The machine is both thistle, and the chicken is sick and the machine is excited. The machine is extremely fast, the crucian carp is extremely palpitating, and it is squeezed into the rock level. Then the crucian carp is extremely lonely, and then a few chickens are hungry, that is, chirping"
Zhen Nima and, I damn it, the netizens of the entire forum are boiling. It's another homophone, master, you're going to heaven. Many netizens sighed.
"I'm speechless, I just want to ask, master, do you still accept apprentices?
"66666, which literary master's trumpet is this, I have decided to be your hardcore reader from today onwards. ”
"The one upstairs who apprenticed, let's form a group together. ”
Netizens are still in amazement, and they have seen several articles written one after another.
"Zhizhi Zhizhi nephew, Zhizhi, Zhizhizhi, Zhizhizhi,
Spider to, nephew, stick to the straight branch to throw, spider stop, nephew to Zhi Zhi Zhizhi, Zhi Zhi Zhi to treat hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids. ”
"Xixi rhino, like to play. Xi Xi migrated with the rhino at night, and Xi Xi carefully practiced washing the rhino. The rhino sucks the creek and plays the Xi. Xi Xi Xi played. Sorry for the rhinoceros hissing and happy to attack the Xi. ”
Also!!The speed of netizens can't keep up with Zhang Kaifa's speed,
"Yu Yu wants to fish, and Yu Yu Yuyu. Yu Yu: "Yu Yu, and Yu?" Yu Yu Yu: "Yu Yu, Yu Yu Yu, Yu Yu, Yu Yu." "Yu and Yu Yu meet Yu Yu Yu Yu, more than Yu Yu, want to be jade in Yu, meet the rain, the rain exceeds Yu Yu. Yu Yu Yu: "Yu wants to fish in Yu Yu, Yu Yu Yu in the rain, Yu ”
, doesn't this homophone cost money? If there is, there is, and all of them are no less than what they were sent before. Many netizens cried and felt that their books had been read in vain. I also lamented before that "The Suspected Doctor" is a literary text that has never been heard before, and there are so many more brothers and sisters in this instant.
"Landlord, let me mourn for Professor Yu, the two sides are not at the same level! Woooooooo Let me cry for a while, I used to read in vain. ”
"Upstairs, so am I. I used to squirt the most, but now my face is slapped by myself.... Nima,I actually have a face to spray a literary master.。。 ”
"I'm worried now that the landlord writes like this, does this bounty giver has so much money to give? Seriously, the landlord just told me that he could write 100 more articles, and I believed it. ”
The administrator of the Qiandu Forum also noticed the excitement of this discussion area, and immediately made a wise decision to directly put the title of this bounty in the most conspicuous position on the homepage of the forum.
As the editor of the literary weekly, Li Yi has a deeper understanding of these homophones. He realized that this was a great opportunity for himself, and if he grasped it, he might be able to move up to the next level. made a decision, and Li Yi immediately sent a friend application to this triumphant return. Later, Li Yi realized how wise his decision today was.
Some people are happy and some are worried, Wang Bo is the one with an angry face. I received a call from a friend and asked him to go to the forum to have a look. The bounty post he posted was pinned to the top of the forum's homepage.
Wang Bo, who didn't know what the situation was, immediately opened the forum with his mobile phone. This look made him dumbfounded. I am proud of it, and the strange essay that my mentor took more than 1 year to write was actually written by someone. And it's 5 articles in one piece. These 5 articles are like 5 slaps on Wang Bo's face, and the beating hurts. He hated the trumpet of triumphant return, and his pride was shattered in this instant.
Of course, the happy Zhang Kai didn't know Wang Bo's resentment towards him. In line with the criterion of not being too late, Zhang Kai did not continue to write, clicked to receive the bounty that had been stored in the forum for a long time, and accepted it when he saw it. Then I interacted with the netizens of the forum.
Suddenly, in the upper right corner of the forum, a spot of light kept flashing. Zhang Kai clicked on it and saw that it was a friend application. Zhang Kai clicked through.
Li Yi, who sat at the computer desk and waited for a long time, was very excited to see that he had returned triumphantly and passed the friend application. Immediately sent a self-introducing station letter to the other party.
"Hello, I'm Li Yi, the editor of "Green Grass" literature. ”
Zhang Kai, the editor of the literary weekly, was a little skeptical, because he didn't know anyone in the literary world.
"Hello, what's the matter?" Zhang Kai replied
"That's right, just now I read your published essays, and I admire your talent very much. I would like to take the liberty of asking if I can publish these articles of yours in the new issue of our weekly magazine. And we will also give you a certain amount of money according to the proportion of the issue. “
"Are you saying that you want to publish a few essays I just wrote in your weekly, and pay me for the manuscript?" Zhang Kai was full of question marks, and he didn't realize how amazing the literary value of the essays he had just written was. I was bored to go to a forum, and then I saw someone offering a reward, so I wrote a few classical Chinese articles to earn some fees. However, there are weekly magazines that have taken a fancy to it? What is the auspicious day of the zodiac? A song sold 100,000 yuan, and then a few articles, and immediately someone rushed to publish it for itself. Zhang Kai shouted wildly in his heart.
"Well, yes, you can see it, I know that writers like you usually have their own distribution channels, but I really like your work so much, so I have the cheekiness to look for you. If you are not satisfied with the manuscript fee, you can mention it. Li Yi returned nervously, afraid that Zhang Kai would not agree, he was ready for heavy bleeding.
"Good. Once again, Zhang Kai did not hesitate. Nima, the other party has said that he is a writer, what do you care, besides, what are you hesitating about this pie in the sky, you can be famous and make more money, don't do it for nothing.
Seeing the reply to the station letter, a good word, it turned out to be Li Yi dumbfounded. The other party just agreed? Isn't it, aren't ordinary writers very difficult to do, and they will make a lot of requests? This even God will help me, Li Yi's heart is full of emotion....
"Thank you so much, I don't know what you call it, when the time comes, I will sign the author's name, and do you have any requirements for the manuscript fee?"
"My name is Zhang Kai, you just pay according to your normal needs, I don't have any other requirements. Zhang Kai continued to reply.
Zhang Kai? Li Yi thought about it for a long time and didn't think of a famous person in the literary world called Zhang Kai, but he estimated that it was a pen name, and he didn't want people to know who he was. Li Yi admired Zhang Kai more and more, a writer who did not chase money and fame. It's so rare, this kind of old-timer, this is a model for young people, and I must do a good job of this weekly to repay the other party's trust.
When Zhang Kai and Li Yi chatted for a while, it can be said that the entire literary world exploded. Literature professors in major colleges and universities, and some well-known people in the literary world have also received news, and they have been asking who the other party is for a while.
"Lao Zhou, have you heard of it? Did you write these homophones? Otherwise, it would be Lao Liu. I think about the whole circle, and only a few of you may have this level. ”
"Lao Wang, I just knew, it's not me, I also wonder. Lao Liu and I just talked on the phone, not him. Could it be Lao Yu, he didn't write it at the beginning, I think it could be him. ”
"Eh, this news is what Lao Yu called me to tell me, you don't know how angry this old guy is now. His student Wang Bo, you know, is that he took Lao Yu's articles everywhere to show off, but now that he was knocked on the door, Lao Yu couldn't wait to slap his apprentice a few times. Eh, this time Lao Yu's face is lost. ”
"I know that his student brought it to our college last time, saying that it was a cultural exchange, and he counted several of my students behind. I was angry and asked Lao Yu, but Lao Yu didn't know about it. It seems that there is an old guy who can't stand it and has taught a lesson. Lao Yu is also, when he got old, he accepted such an apprentice and made him miserable. “
When several bigwigs in the literary world were conjecturing, some literature lovers also got the news, and there were different opinions for a while.
As the original author, Zhang Kai, before he realized how much trouble he had made, discussed some details with Li Yi, left his contact information, went offline, and went to bed.
Zhang Kai, who was asleep, vaguely felt Tissot's voice that made him love and hate again.