Chapter 91 The left green dragon and the right white tiger, the old cow is on the waist, the dragon head is on the chest, people block killing, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha?
Zhou Yuan and his entourage encountered a storm on the way to the final goal of Hope Island;
At this moment, Zhou Yuan and his uncle were tied to a wooden stake;
The villagers pushed the 'Armstrong cannon' back;
And pushed out the 'Habekis machine gun';
and aimed it at Zhou Yuan and the uncle;
The uncle was shocked by the super-perverted names of the cannons and machine guns reported by the villagers:
"Hey, this doesn't make sense at all!"
"Such a long name, you villagers—"
"How do you remember it clearly?"
"And what the hell is a bronze cannon and a machine cannon mixed to be a door god?"
"Behind the left green dragon and the right white tiger, is it that the old cow is in the waist, the dragon head is in the chest, people block killing, and Buddha blocks killing Buddha?!"
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"This—" Another villager jumped out and touched his head shyly.
"This, I actually memorized the pinyin in my hand. ”
The uncle on the stake almost vomited blood: Who asked you this?!
"Ahh
"It's so inspiring!" the other villagers gave thumbs up.
The villager touched his head shyly again.
Uncle almost vomited blood again:
You're a shy ghost!
You're inspirational!!
What's the point of remembering such a quirky name!
Even a cheeky character like Uncle was almost defeated by them!
"So, let's get down to business!"
"Prepare to shoot !!" the fisherman's eldest brother, who had lost his patience, ordered.
The atmosphere of the scene instantly became cold and serious;
The villagers aimed the huge muzzle of the 'Haqikaisi machine gun' at Zhou Yuan and the uncle.
"Hey, wait, wait!!" the uncle became anxious again.
"What are you waiting for?"
"I'm just waiting for that—"
Hit by this group of villagers repeatedly, the uncle's brain couldn't come up with ideas.
He can only stubbornly stall for time;
But this time it doesn't seem to have been very successful!
"What's the reason this time?"
"Whatever the reason, though, we can't wait any longer!!"
"We're going to destroy the vampires!"
The fisherman's brother shouted angrily, and his arm was raised.
The villagers responsible for operating the 'Haqikaisi machine gun' have opened the insurance of the 'Haqikaisi machine gun';
His finger was on the trigger, ready to shoot at any time!
The uncle closed his eyes in despair, and his mind was quickly recalling the images of the past;
Images flashed through my mind, and they were:
-- Part-time job.
-- Mortgages.
- Son.
What the hell?!
Why is your life full of these three things?!
Hurry up and give me memories of beauty!
Hurry up and recall the last time I did X!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!!
Am I going to die like this?!
Unwilling!
I'm not reconciled!!
I'm not reconciled!!
The next moment-
The uncle opened his eyes suddenly.
His hands squirmed behind his back, trying to get out of the tightly tied stakes.
He's going to make his last death throes!
At this second, the uncle's eyes widened:
Watching the muscles in the fisherman's big brother's arm contract violently-
He's ready to wave!!
Then a large number of bullets beckoned to him and Zhou Yuan?
And then the two of them will be in shambles?
And then the corpse will be thrown into the sea?
Maybe they'll just light the firewood on the ground and burn it?
......
The fisherman's brother really waved his arm!
The gun-wielding villagers also obeyed the order and pulled the trigger.
"Stop!!"
"Stop it!! "Suddenly a female voice came.
But-
It's already too late!
I just listened to the 'Haggaes' machine gun turn around -
'Click, click, click' sound.
Everyone: "!?"
But-
Isn't it true that everyone hears this?
This is obviously not right, good or not!
This is clearly the sound of the empty gun!
The uncle looked down at his body for the first time, and shouted as if he was crazy:
"I don't have a hole in my body!!"
"I wasn't shot!!"
"I'm not dead yet!!"
.....
The fisherman's brother and the villagers immediately set their eyes on -
The 'French Haggaeus five-barrel rapid-fire rapid-fire mechanism Haqikes cannon'.
I saw a heroic girl standing next to the 'Habekaith machine gun';
She was holding a chain of bullets from the 'Haggais Cannon'.
The villager who was in charge of firing the gun next to him was already paralyzed on the ground in fright;
You can't blame him for being cowardly, after all, he's just a villager.
"Who are you—!?" asked the fisherman, who was also startled, and pointed at her.
"Didn't you hear me?"
It was the female voice at the beginning that came to everyone's ears.
At this time, the owner of the voice came over.
Her appearance is like a black and white world breaking into a touch of color, which is unusually conspicuous.
"It's Miss?!"
All the villagers put down their hands and lowered their heads.
The fisherman's brother also came to his senses;
He immediately changed his dog-legged expression and shouted the password:
"Ready, one, two, three!"
This time it's not a cannon shot;
Instead, all the villagers shouted in unison:
"Hello Miss-!!"
Uncle: "!?"
The girl who stopped shooting was the eldest lady in the mouth of the villagers;
And the girl who took away the chain of the 'Habeg Kaisi Cannon' is Ah Zi;
The uncle was not surprised by Ah Zi's appearance;
He was surprised by the eldest lady, a colorful girl who came out of the black and white world.
The villagers' clothes were in tatters;
Their skin is very dark from long hours of labor in the tropics;
So it looks like living in a black and white world;
And the girl's dress was not gorgeous, but slightly better than that of the villagers;
In layman's terms, it's like a bunch of people wearing rags and patches;
Met another guy who wore rags without patches.
So the problem is not in the clothes;
So why does she appear unusually colorful?
Because she's so beautiful!
Because her skin is very white!
Her skin is very white!!
And the white is very healthy and ruddy, and it is by no means the white of albinism.
In short, the colorful girl in the black and white world stunned the uncle.
I saw the eldest lady say to the villagers:
"They're not vampires, they're my friends. ”
"But—" The fisherman's brother retorted.
"If it's a vampire, do you still have a life?"
"Vampires can even punch through walls;"
"How can a mere rope tie them?"
"He's just a resilient human. ”
"Everyone still has farm work, let's disperse!"
"By the way, let's put the antiques used in the village ritual back in their places. ”
"Yes—Miss!"
At this moment, Ah Zi has already helped Zhou Yuan and Uncle loosen their ties.
Ah Zi wore the same old rag dress as the eldest lady;
It is estimated that it is the clothes of the eldest lady.
It's over, and the white-haired Zhou Yuan just woke up leisurely-
"What's wrong?"
"Is this heaven?"
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