Chapter 90: Vampires are monsters that can only be destroyed by cannon bombardment—
In other words, on the way to the ultimate goal, Hope Island-
Zhou Yuan and the others encountered a storm. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Then the uncle woke up and found himself and the white-haired Zhou Yuan tied to a stake.
At this moment, Zhou Yuan was unconscious, and the uncle had to take the lead alone;
In the face of the villagers who are in turmoil.
The uncle's heart turned sharply, and he soon changed his face for the sake of others:
"How can you use fire against vampires?"
"You can't kill him like that. ”
Listening to this tone, it seems that the uncle is also a group of villagers.
However, the villagers may be too simple;
Actually-
The villagers actually believed the uncle's words, and they were a little uneasy about the burning vampire;
He took the initiative to ask the uncle:
"And what do you say you should do?"
The corners of the uncle's mouth turned up, he smiled proudly in his heart, and his mouth kept talking:
"Vampires are too resilient—"
"Ordinary weapons can't deal with them. ”
"At least bombardment with artillery!"
When the uncle said this, he was full of arrogance and his nose was facing the sky;
Cannon?
In this era, the cannons are all antiques;
He didn't believe that the villagers could take it out.
It seems good to use this excuse to stall for time.
Even in the worst-case scenario, the other side has artillery;
But when they find the cannon and drag it over;
By that time he had already escaped.
The more the uncle thought about it, the more proud he became:
Aha-
What a genius labor and management!
The uncle was proud, only to hear the fisherman's eldest brother snap his fingers and say:
"It's easy!"
Then the villagers were under the astonished gaze of the uncle;
A two-wheeled cannon was launched from the side.
The fisherman's brother pointed to the cannon and said proudly:
"This is the treasure of our village, the 'Armstrong Gyro Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon'!"
"It looks at the sky at the entrance of the village every day, guarding the village!"
"Ahh
"It's so touching! I'm almost in tears!" said the fisherman, wiping away his tears.
The villagers also raised their hands in unison to wipe their tears.
The uncle looked confused, as if he had been completely defeated by his opponent.
To get back to the point, the villagers pushed the 'Armstrong cannon';
aimed the muzzle of the cannon at the uncle and Zhou Yuan.
Uncle just woke up like a dream:
"What the hell is this Armstrong!?"
"Such a modern name!"
"This is clearly the ancient 'Ming Western Franc Machine General Hongyi Cannon', okay?!"
"This is an ancient front-loading smoothbore cannon—" The uncle calmed down again from his panic.
"Haha-"
"Such an antique and backward big guy-"
"As a villager, how can you know how to use it-?!"
But the next moment-
Uncle continues to be confused!
Accompanied by the order of the fisherman's big brother:
"Aim!!"
The villagers expertly adjusted the gun mount and then aimed it at the muzzle;
"Shelling in place!"
"Clear the chamber!!"
Then they skillfully clear the chamber with a chamber cleaner;
"Clearing!"
"Reload the shell!!"
I saw that the villagers first stuffed gunpowder or something into it and stabbed it;
Then he stabbed a shot ball the size of a bowl into the muzzle of the gun, and stabbed it again;
"Reloaded!"
"Prepare for the fire!!"
A villager stood next to a cannon with a torch.
"Hey, hey, wait, wait!!"
The uncle was startled, he was stunned for so long;
Until the antique cannon was loaded with medicine and aimed the muzzle of the black hole at them;
Even the fuse is ready, and it is like waking up from a dream;
"Hey, hey, wait, wait!!"
Everyone looked back at the uncle.
The uncle's face became serious and asked:
"May I ask why you are so skilled in handling artillery?"
At such a critical moment, the uncle actually asked an inconsequential question.
What is his purpose?
The bound uncle actually asked why the villagers were so proficient in operating the antique cannon.
The villagers laughed triumphantly:
"Hahaha-"
One of the villagers scratched his head and shyly explained:
"This is because our village uses it every year!"
"I see, it's really hard. ”
The uncle put himself in his shoes and pretended to sigh.
The annual sacrificial activities in your village are actually operating cannons?
What kind of village are you?!
But-
"Since it's a sacrificial item, it's too blasphemous to use it against vampires. ”
Uncle's words are definitely an army of the villagers.
"This—"
On the serious question of sacrifice;
The fisherman's eldest brother suddenly lost his arrogance just now.
"This guy is so skilled, so-"
"I'm so sorry—"
The villagers immediately pushed the cannon aside.
But-
Halfway through, someone suddenly came to his senses:
"If we don't use cannons, how do we get rid of vampires?"
Uncle sweats――
He quickly glanced at Zhou Yuan and found that the other party was still unconscious.
The little brother hasn't woken up yet, so he has to figure it out by himself.
Uncle, I am a powerful existence standing between heaven and earth!
How can you be stumped by such a small crisis?
As for these stupid natives -
Dressed so badly, the houses in the village are still thatched, I'm whew-
"Ahem, cough, cough—" The uncle's heart suddenly moved, this group of poor ghosts .....
The uncle's cough managed to attract everyone's attention, and he continued to pretend to be the villager himself:
"Dealing with vampires, uh-"
"Its practical cannon is overkill. ”
"Just use a smaller firearm. ”
"But it's not too small—"
"Muskets and shotguns are not enough, you need to use slightly larger caliber repeating guns-"
After the uncle finished speaking, he buried his head, and secretly enjoyed in his heart: Hahaha!
Is there a cannon amazing?
Look at Uncle Ben, I won't be embarrassed to kill you this time.
With the culture of the villagers, let's figure out the large caliber and continuous fire.
But-
"Oh!" the fisherman seemed to have enlightened.
He patted his head, and then said two words to the villagers.
As a result, the uncle was stunned again;
The villagers pushed out a large object from the side.
The uncle's eyes widened and he muttered, "Buy God!"
It was a machine gun!
"According to ancient metaphysics, the entrance of our village is the layout of the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right!"
"On the left is the 'Armstrong Gyro Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon'!"
"On the right is the 'French Habegkaise Five-Barrel Rotary Rapid-Fire Machine'!"
The fisherman's eldest brother narrated with great skill and pride, and his nose was almost up to the sky.
"The 'French Habegkaith Five-Barrel Rotary Rapid-Fire Machine' is also the treasure of our village!"
"The 'French Habegkais' five-barreled rapid-fire rapid-fire mechanism Haqicais cannon is onboard!!"
"Onboard-!"
"Onboard-!!"
"Onboard - !!"
The villagers shouted in unison.
Uncle: The pill is gone! The pill is gone!!The pill is gone!!
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