Since the last "pinching the butt door" incident, the name Juanjuan has often been on Yangyang's lips: "Mom, Juanjuan brought me jelly to eat today." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info", "Mom, Juanjuan has been reprimanded by the teacher. "Mom, Juanjuan didn't go to kindergarten today. "Mom, I'll give this tiger to Juanjuan, right? "Wait. And he rarely makes excuses not to go to kindergarten, and carries a small schoolbag in advance every day and waits for me to send him. Sometimes I send him to the gate of the kindergarten, and when I meet Juanjuan, he will call Juanjuan's name loudly from afar, and Juanjuan will happily run over and take his hand and follow him into the kindergarten, whenever I see this scene, Juanjuan's mother will jokingly say to me: "It's over, my daughter was completely captured by your son." ”

Yangyang has a girlfriend Juanjuan, our family has been peaceful for a while, Yangyang has not had any problems for many days, and Lu Tao has not quarreled with me recently, but soon this peace was disturbed by a headache of drums.

I don't remember that from that day onwards, in the morning and evening, I would hear a very loud and noisy noise of beating drums from Xingxing's house on the other side, which disturbed people who couldn't sleep well in the morning and couldn't hear clearly when watching TV at night. I wanted to go over and remind Guo Mei several times and let them try to avoid the morning and evening time, but I thought that Xingxing was going to school in the morning and afternoon, and he only had time to practice in the morning and evening, so I felt that it was useless to talk about it, and I was afraid of hurting the neighbors, so I never mentioned it.

One day I picked up Yang Yang and came back, Yang Yang finally became curious about the sound of the drum, and he asked, "Mom, who is beating the drum?" ”

"It's the stars knocking." I say.

I thought that Yang Yang would also say things like upset, but I didn't want him to say to me, "Let's go over and have a look?" ”

"Don't watch it, go home and watch your animal world, it's about to start." I opened the door and grabbed Yang Yang's arm to drag him into the house.

I don't really want to go to the other door now, because the wall of their house is so plastered with awards that I can't open my eyes, and I'm really tired of listening to Guo Mei's endless glorious speeches about her son. As soon as Guo Mei mentioned her son, I had no right to speak in front of her, and I couldn't say that my son didn't know how to add or subtract a single digit and didn't even know Chinese when she said that her son had learned mental arithmetic and was already greeting people in English, right?

"No, I'm going to take a look and see what the drum is, so loud?" Yang Yang didn't listen to me, ran over and knocked on the door, and shouted the name of the star in his mouth.

It was Guo Mei who opened the door, and as soon as I saw her, I changed my smile and asked, "The stars are practicing drums?" ”

"Yes, Xingxing is learning the drums again." Guo Mei said. I still can't hide her pride, which is what I hate.

"Don't learn the violin anymore?" I asked again as I walked into the room.

"Learning, all learning." Guo Mei replied.

"Is there still an English class?"

"Yes, English is even better, it's the main subject."

I can only admire the energy of the stars, given Yangyang, I definitely can't do this step.

At Guo Mei's house, I saw that there was a calligraphy copy of the stars on the table, a basketball rolling on the wall, and a new award certificate on the wall.

"I just got it last week, the second place, the first place was taken by a child from Dongguan Primary School, but I don't regret it, that child is older than our star after all, and he has been learning English for a long time, and our star will catch up with him in the future!"

I listened to Guo Mei's introduction and saw that the words "Second Place in Taigu County Children's English Competition" were written on this new certificate.

In the middle of my conversation with Guo Mei, the drums suddenly became chaotic, and when I turned my head to look, it turned out that Yang Yang had occupied the position of the stars, holding two drum gongs and beating them against the drum kit that was taller than himself.

"Don't make trouble, let my brother practice!" I hurried over and snatched the drum from his hand and returned it to the stars.

"Let the kids play." Guo Mei smiled generously.

"You can't let him play, he's not done playing." I said to Guo Mei apologetically, then turned to Yangyang and said, "Yangyang should go home, mom has to cook." ”

"You go cook, I'm going to play with Brother Xingxing." At this time, Yang Yang was not interested in looking at me at all.

"Hurry up, be obedient, or Mom will be angry." I feigned anger.

"No, I'm going to play." Yangyang still doesn't want to go.

"Then you play, Mom is going to Grandma's house, and she won't come back tonight." I scared him.

"Mommy, don't go."

"Then hurry up and go home with me, if you don't go home, I'll leave."

finally coaxed Yangyang home. As I expected, as soon as I entered the house, Yang Yang made a request: "Mom, I want to play the drum too!" ”

"The drum kit is for older kids, you are too young to play." I say. The voice was as hard as possible, not wanting to give him hope.

"No, I do! I want a drum kit! Listening to Yangyang's muttering, I ignored him anymore and went to the kitchen to cook.

I thought that after one night, Yang Yang would forget about the drum kit, I don't think it was completely impossible, as long as the drum beat of the door, Yang Yang would be noisy to buy the drum kit.

One day, Lu Tao, who was unbearable, finally said this to me for Yangyang: "How much is a drum kit?" ”

"A drum kit is more expensive than a TV, and our family can't afford it." I said to Lu Tao.

"Or buy one for Yangyang, he asks for it every day, and besides, other people's children learn one or two art specialties, let's let Yangyang learn one or two, otherwise he won't know anything, so we don't know how to praise him in front of people."

Unexpectedly, Lu Tao, who has always been slamming the door, is not stingy at all in front of the child, and even has to buy a drum kit for his son. It's not that I don't want to spend money on Yangyang, I think the drum kit is a big toy for the four-year-old Yangyang, how can such a young child learn the drum kit well?

"He's too young to learn."

As soon as I said this, I was choked back by Yang Yang on the side: "I can learn!" ”

After Yangyang made a fuss like this for more than ten days, Lu Tao and I really brought back a drum kit for him from the musical instrument store. It shouldn't hurt to let your child play a drum kit, but it's too expensive.

Well, every morning and evening, Guo Mei and I are drumming, and sometimes I feel like the whole building is shaking. I knew that this would seriously disturb my neighbors, and I was the object of disturbance at the beginning, but I thought that even if we didn't knock, we would knock on the door, so I didn't think much about it, and let Yang Yang play. At first, I didn't give Yang Yang a drum kit training class, I wanted him to get familiar with the drum kit first, until the noise he made almost numbled my head, and I sent him to the training class on the stars. A rhythmic drum beat is always slightly better than a non-rhythmic one, and if Yang Yang is allowed to beat like this, I am afraid that the whole building will get a nervous disorder.

What I feared happened, and instead of getting a nervous breakdown, the neighbors called 110! I saw four policemen come at once, two came to my house, and two went to Guo Mei's house at the opposite door. I quickly accepted the police's suggestion, promised not to disturb my neighbors in the future, and paid a fine of 200 yuan on the spot. In fact, since the day Yangyang practiced the drum kit, I had a sense of guilt, and I was afraid of meeting neighbors when I went out. I knew I was wrong, and I couldn't face the doubts of my neighbors. But Guo Mei didn't know why, she was unwilling to cooperate with the police to handle the case, and quarreled with the police, and the result was that the drum kit was confiscated by the police!

When the police moved the drum kit from Guo Mei's house, Guo Mei showed the usual trick of rural women: lying straight at the door and not getting up. The police persuaded her many times, but she didn't listen, so the police had to forcibly take her away with a drum kit!

After being taken away by the police, Guo Mei did not show up for several days, and heard her husband say that she was imprisoned in a detention center on the grounds that she was disturbing her neighbors and resisting the law! How did things come to this? The neighbors are too, if they don't communicate well, why did they call the police directly? I was originally sorry for my neighbors, but since Guo Mei was detained, I have begun to resent my neighbors, and I don't want to greet them when I meet them in the corridor! One day, a neighbor who used to get along well with me told me that they had communicated with Guo Mei many times earlier, but Guo Mei just didn't listen, and there was no way to call 110! If that's the case, it's no wonder the neighbors. In fact, I also had an opinion on this matter at the beginning, and I didn't want to become an accomplice later!

Five days later, Guo Mei returned from the detention center, but her drum kit did not return! Guo Mei cried for several days and told me that the drum kit was their income for half a year, and they bought it with a ruthless determination. What did the police do with the drum kit? Do you want to auction it off? If it is not auctioned, who will Guo Mei's drum kit end up in? It's impossible to keep rotting at the Public Security Bureau, right?

I remembered that Liu Jia's younger brother worked in the public security police station, although he was an assistant policeman, but he also worked with the police every day, I entrusted Liu Jia to let her brother help, I said that if I didn't help, I was afraid that Guo Mei would be angry. Two days later, Liu Jia's younger brother asked Guo Mei to pay a fine of 500 yuan to help her carry the drum kit back, but the police ordered her not to knock it in the community once in the future, and if she found it again, it would not be discussed!

Later, Guo Mei moved the drum kit to her cake shop outside the community, so that customers came to listen to the drums, and instead increased the sales of her cakes.

What about us? Where do we move the drum kit? At home, Yangyang wants to play every day when he comes back, and the four-year-old doesn't care whether he disturbs his neighbors or not; Put the drum kit on his grandmother's side, his grandfather is not in good health and can't stand this sound; There was really no way, we moved the drum kit to my grandmother's house in Yangyang, the countryside, and every Saturday and Sunday, we would take Yangyang to my grandmother's house to beat the drum kit, so that although I watched my mother more times, I felt that the drum practice was too tiring.

More than half a year passed, and Yangyang's drum kit didn't make a name for himself, and then he slowly became less interested in this huge toy, and began to be obsessed with guns again. Within a few months, we were like a gun depot, pistols, rifles, submachine guns, machine guns, there were more than 20 of them, and Yang Yang came back every day, like a marine, ambushing all corners of the house, often "exterminating" his father. (To be continued.) )