The last little thing that magically popped up: a collection of sad jokes about Fang Kai's oppression

It is said that after Mr. Cheng Luyang had two little ones, the most tired person was not Qin Zhen or him, but his invincible, cool and cute little white flower assistant, Brother Fang Kai.

For example, Qin Zhen and Cheng Luyang have to go to work, so who will pick up the children after school?

The answer is: Fang Kai goes.

Another example is that the children are hungry and pestered to eat along the way, so who will be the coolie to buy food?

The answer is: Fang Kai goes.

In short, Fang Kai got into trouble, obviously he was not married and did not have children, but he ended up being a father and a mother again, not to mention how pitiful.

When she took two little ones to fill her hunger at McDonald's, her sister Cheng Jia was particularly assertive and said that she was going to order food!

So Fang Kai obeyed the little princess's instructions, but he was worried that she was too young to order food alone, so he followed her to the counter.

Cheng Jia even asked Fang Kai very politely like a lady: "Uncle, do you like to eat sweet or salty?"

Fang Kai said with relief: "I like to eat sweets. ”

So Cheng Jia nodded, turned his head and said to the waiter seriously: "Come to the spicy chicken wings." ”

Fang Kai: "...... Isn't that spicy?"

Cheng Jia grinned, "Yes, I did it on purpose." ”

Fang Kai: t___t

When the three of them were sitting in McDonald's eating, Fang Kai noticed that there was a beautiful woman at the next table, with a thin waist and long legs, plump breasts, and a beautiful side face*.

While nibbling on the spicy chicken wings, he couldn't help but glance at the adjacent table frequently.

Cheng Tong squinted, looking at the spicy wings he had already gnawed, and when Fang Kai peeked at the beauty, he quickly exchanged the bones in his hand with the spicy wings in his box.

The next moment, Fang Kai didn't notice, picked up the bones in the box and gnawed them, only to find out what was wrong when he bit down.

He stared at the bones in his hand with a black line, then looked at the spicy wings in Cheng Tong's hand, and said unhappily: "Tongtong, men never do such things as robbing others of food, don't you want to be a man, want to be a little girl?"

Cheng Jia covered his mouth and giggled.

Cheng Tong, as an elder brother, has clear eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, and hates being said to be a little girl the most in this life, so he said angrily to Fang Kai at the moment: "Then my father also said that a man can't bully a girl, and he can't keep staring at girls in public, especially staring at their Mimi! So, Uncle Fang, you are not a man!"

Cheng Jia asked suspiciously, "Who did Uncle Fang bully?"

Cheng Tong accused loudly: "He has been staring at the aunt at the table next to him!

The beautiful woman at the next table instantly turned her head in horror and looked at Fang Kai with a perverted expression. After a few moments, she put the leftover hamburger in her hand on her plate, got up angrily and left.

Before leaving, he threw a sentence to Fang Kai: "Hooligans!"

Fang Kai: t___t

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the two little ancestors often follow their father to the company after summer vacation.

Cheng Luyang was busy with work, while they were drawing or playing games in the office, occasionally doing summer homework with the help of Fang Kai's brother.

One day, the weather was too hot, Cheng Luyang said casually: "Fang Kai, you have a holiday this afternoon, take the two of them to the pool to play." ”

Fang Kai cheered, and immediately happily took the two little ancestors to the swimming pool.

The swimming pool was crowded, and Fang Kai didn't dare to take them to the adult pool, so he had to soak in the children's pool with the little cubs.

The two children were having a good time, Cheng Tong was not afraid of water, swimming around in the pool, and Cheng Jia was holding the swimming ring, screaming happily while chasing his brother.

Fang Kai has been following closely.

Cheng Tong would occasionally slip and stumble in the water without paying attention, and whenever this happened, Fang Kai would immediately step forward to pick him up.

There are also many parents with children in the children's pool, including many young mothers.

Halfway through, Cheng Tong slipped again very accidentally, and while splashing in the water, he accidentally touched someone's naked back, and because he was too flustered, his little hands scratched around, and he carelessly grabbed the swimsuit tie tied to the back of the man's neck.

As soon as Fang Kai saw that the little ancestor was about to fall again, he was so anxious that he hurriedly rushed up to support him.

At the same time, the young mother who had been torn off the tie exclaimed, and the elastic swimsuit on her body fell to her waist with a slump, and Bai Huahua's [parts that cannot be described below the neck] were suddenly exposed to the blue sky and white sun.

As a result of that exclamation, the circumference of the ten meters radius, centered on the woman whose swimsuit had fallen, was silent.

She pulled up her swimsuit to cover her body as she turned around angrily.

At this moment, Fang Kai said almost reflexively: "I didn't do it!"

He wanted to say that this was a stupid thing that Cheng Tong's little kid did, but the little kid was like a loach, and he didn't know when he slipped to Cheng Jia, who was three meters away, and looked at this scene with innocent round eyes.

Fang Kai: "......"

The young mother's face turned from red to blue, and then from blue to purple, and finally angrily slapped Fang Kai with a resounding slap.

Everyone in the swimming pool whispered, only Fang Kai's sadness turned into another lonely swimming pool.

t___t

Because of the existence of the two little ancestors, Cheng Luyang bought a soft air mattress bed online, which was specially placed in Fang Kai's office for the children to take a lunch break.

Fang Kai was very resentful for a while: "Why is it in my office?"

The superintendent replied very calmly: "How can such an unstylish thing be placed in my office? ”

Fang Kai couldn't help but mutter, "Then it's appropriate to put me there?"

The director glanced at his foreign bib pants today, "It's not just suitable, the temperament of the two of you is simply a match made in heaven, how can you not put together and love each other? ”

Fang Kai silently escaped, he was wrong, he was wrong, he shouldn't play any tricks with the boss!

After the air cushion bed occupied half of his office, it fortunately brought him a benefit, that is, he had an extra lunch break at noon every day, and he could take his two little ancestors to take a nap.

In order to prevent the two little ancestors from making trouble, he deliberately slept between the two, and he slept soundly in the comfortable temperature of the air conditioner and in the quiet and soundproof office.

So the two little ancestors sneaked up while he was unprepared, got up in a pile like this, and so and that, and came to a conclusion after a while.

They tiptoe to the staplers, folders, teacups, and potted plants on their desks...... Everything that could be moved was used.

Ten minutes later, Fang Kai was lying in a scattered ruins, surrounded by everything, and he was very soundly asleep, still snoring slightly, not knowing what was happening.

The two little ancestors opened the office door and sneaked away.

So at two o'clock, when it was time to go to work, when Accountant Zhang of the Finance Department, whom Fang Kai had had a crush on, came to the door of his office, he was shocked to find that the sleeping beauty man's assistant was in a mess......

He was covered with a lot of papers, his feet wide open, potted plants, staplers, teacups, mice, keyboards, all the magical things lying on his side.

Accountant Zhang knocked on the door in a daze and called, "Assistant Fang......"

Fang Kai rubbed his eyes, woke up in a daze, and saw that the goddess was in front of him, so he smiled slightly, and said reflexively: "It's Xiao Zhang!"

The goddess swallowed, "What, I'll come back later!"

Fang Kai sat up in confusion, "Hey, hey, Xiao Zhang?!"

As he sat up, the papers on his body were scattered all over the ground. Fang Kai was taken aback, and then he found out...... He was lying in a mess, with a pot of cacti in the center of his legs...... And at this moment, the cactus stood straight between his legs......

Dio, those two little kids!!

His image!!

t___t it's all ruined.

After being a nanny for a long time, Fang Kai's patience and thickness of his face were also destroyed and tempered by high intensity, and he could finally accept the disaster caused by the two little ancestors without blushing or beating heartbeatly.

A true warrior is not afraid to face the bleakness of life!

He has already stood up tenaciously in silence, and he is still strong after thousands of blows, and he is still strong, and he is allowed to wind from east to west, north and south!

So when he watched the two little ancestors grow a year older little by little, he actually felt a sense of joy and relief from the bottom of his heart.

Ah, he stubbornly survived another year!

He watched the two little ancestors on the air cushion bed wake up in a daze, and then laughed and played again, and couldn't help but smile.

At this time, this smile was seen by the goddess Xiao Zhang, who was standing outside the hidden door and was about to knock on the door.

She was suddenly stunned, and her hand was raised in the air and forgot to fall.

Fang Kai has always done things in a hurry, meticulously, and seriously. And at this moment, he sat quietly behind his desk, looking at the two little ones and showing a gentle smile, the sunlight slanting in through the window behind him, dyeing his whole body with a hazy gold edge.

Suddenly, she curled the corners of her mouth, hid the folder in her hand behind her, and knocked on the door.

The moment Fang Kai looked up, she asked him with a smile, "Assistant Fang, do you want to have a cup of coffee together?"

As the saying goes, don't experience wind and rain.,How can you see a rainbow.,No one can casually make my sister successful!

Nonsensical little end = 3=!Although it is short, but everyone does not dislike it! 166 Reading Network