Chapter X

After Ning Haochen left, Bai Lu's life returned to its previous calm.

Eat alone, sleep alone, read books alone, surf the Internet alone...... She lived alone, as she had done for twenty-six years, and then told herself it wasn't a big deal.

However, the symptoms of loneliness are like an incurable disease, and after tasting the taste of companionship, it becomes even more unbearable.

I don't know when this small suite has been filled with Ning Haochen's sense of existence, and there are residual images of him in every corner, as if she would see him in the room in the next second in the blink of an eye.

But a week passed, and he never appeared.

He even stopped calling and texting her, as he had promised, and never drove to the company to pick her up. Several times Bai Lu walked out of the door, and couldn't help but look back at the street corner.

But there was no black Maserati waiting for her around the corner, and no more silent and gentle man sat in the car and looked at her peacefully, leaning over to give her a kiss the moment she stepped into it.

Bai Lu suddenly felt very unaccustomed.

On the twelfth day of Ning Haochen's departure, Bai Lu began to have symptoms of pregnancy for the first time.

I was hungry at night, so I bought a bowl of porridge and a plate of pickles in the small restaurant downstairs, but before I could eat two bites upstairs, I was nauseous and wanted to vomit.

She lay on her stomach in the toilet and vomited for a long time, but it was all sour water, and she couldn't spit it out, but she couldn't stop. ran back and forth between the living room and the toilet several times, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, so she called Qin Zhen.

Qin Zhen hurriedly rushed over accompanied by Cheng Luyang, and was so frightened to drag her to the hospital when he saw her like this, "Did you have a bad stomach?" I can't stop throwing up, what should I do if I get food poisoning? ”

Bai Lu waved his hand and said embarrassedly: "It's not that you have a bad stomach." ”

"What's that?" Qin Zhen was worried.

"Yes...... It's pregnant. Bai Lu's face turned red, and the temperature of her cheeks rose sharply.

Qin Zhen was dumbfounded.

She knew that Bai Lu was dating a man, and she also knew that they were living together, but she never thought that Bai Lu was actually pregnant!

She was stunned and asked, "What about others?" ”

Bai Lu's eyes suddenly dimmed, but he barely showed a smile, "We are temporarily separated." ”

"What are you kidding? You got pregnant, and then you were temporarily separated? Qin Zhen suddenly came to his senses and walked around the room angrily, "I'm X, shouldn't he know that you have a child, and then want to repay the debt, and he doesn't want to be responsible, right?" ”

"I didn't tell him......"

"Are you sick? Don't tell him about this kind of thing? How long have you been discovering? Qin Zhen's eyes widened in anger.

"It's been three months."

"It's been three months?!" She screamed angrily and grabbed Bai Lu's hand, "Take me to that man!" ”

"Qin Zhen ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, just say take me or not?"

Bai Lu was silent.

That night, Qin Zhen stayed with her and drove Cheng Luyang home.

Before going to bed, Qin Zhen asked Bai Lu: "If the two of you are really separated like this, what should the child do?" ”

“…… I raise him. ”

"You're insane? When he proposed to you, you didn't agree, but now he is impatient and runs away, and you have a baby in your belly. Are you going to be a single mother? ”

Bai Lu buried her head in the pillow and didn't speak.

"According to me, make a phone call and tell him about it first, and see what he says!"

Bai Lu's voice came muffled from the pillow: "But since he left last time, he hasn't looked for me again, and he hasn't texted or called...... I'm afraid I'm determined to break up. ”

"Joke, if he doesn't look for you, you can't take the initiative to find him?"

“…… That's shameless. ”

"Hehehe, emotional matters still have a fart face! You can afford to wait, he can afford to consume, but the child in your belly can't afford to wait! Let me tell you, after three months, your belly will grow like a balloon. If you continue to drag on like this, wait for everyone to see the joke! Qin Zhen poked her in the head, "And with the virtue of your parents, if you know that you are unmarried and pregnant, you won't break your legs!" The people who think you've lost them—"

Before Qin Zhen finished speaking, he saw Bai Lu sit up suddenly, and ran out without wearing slippers, startled, "Hey? Why are you going? I'll just say a few words to you, why are you angry? ”

She chased after her in a hurry, but saw Bai Lu running to the toilet again and getting morning sickness.

Tossed all night, and the two of them fell asleep until most of the night.

***

Early the next morning, Qin Zhen dragged Bai Lu to the hospital without saying a word.

"I said it was morning sickness, and I had a fart ...... when I went to the hospital," Bai Lu said weakly.

Qin Zhen waited for her to fasten her seat belt before saying, "Morning sickness is not such a vomiting method, what you eat and vomit." If this continues, the child will be malnourished, so I should go to the hospital to see, otherwise I will not worry! ”

She started the car and drove slowly out of the neighborhood, and in the shade of a tree not far away, a black Maserati drove up unhurriedly.

Ning Haochen felt like a psychopath, waiting outside the community early in the morning, following Bai Lu not far away. Before she left work, he secretly stopped near her company and followed her all the way home.

More than ten days have passed, and he has been so nervous, but Bai Lu has never called him, not even a single text message...... Obviously, he was the only one who couldn't sleep and eat, and every day it was as if he was suspended at an altitude of 3,000 meters.

And this initiator -

He couldn't help frowning when he thought of Bai Lu, this woman with no conscience, is her heart really iron?

This time, however, he found that the car was not heading towards the company, but had gone in a different direction and all the way away.

His heart began to beat faster, and some long-standing worries began to kick in, panic and anxiety gripped his heart and sent him chills in his hands and feet.

Ning Haochen had ever been so afraid of something?

He tried to tell himself, calm down, don't make such a fuss, she just didn't go to the company, and she might have to go anywhere, not necessarily as he feared-

Squeak –

Suddenly, he slammed on the brakes, and before he could comfort his heart, his sanity was gone.

What did he see?

The woman's car was parked outside the hospital, and her good friend got out of the driver's seat, gently helped her, and walked with her to the hospital.

The red cross stands out on the white tiles, so glaring that everything else is obscured.

His world suddenly turned black and white, and only the bright red mark, like blood, released all his panic and fear.

What is she going to do?

The next moment, he uncontrollably ripped off his seat belt, slammed open the car door, and sped towards the hospital.

This stupid woman with no brains! Is she just an iron heart? She doesn't have a heart at all! If you don't have feelings for him, what's the point of doing it now? It's okay not to want him, but she's so ruthless that she doesn't want children!

Ning Haochen only felt that all his internal organs were held in the palm of his hand, for fear that as long as the other party used force, he would be doomed.

***

When Qin Zhen pulled Bai Lu to the registration office in the hospital hall, a figure suddenly rushed in, grabbed Bai Lu's hand, and then made an angry voice.

"What are you going to do?!" The volume was so loud that everyone in the hall immediately cast their attention to it.

Bai Lu was startled, and as soon as he turned around, he looked at Ning Haochen's tense face, his brows were furrowed tightly, his lips were tightly pursed into a line, and his handsome and cold appearance was turned into a serious bad old man by him.

She was stunned, "You, how could you-"

"How did I get here, didn't I?" Ning Haochen gritted his teeth, "Do I dare not come?" If I don't come, I'm afraid you're going to murder my child right now!" ”

Bai Lu was nailed directly to the spot.

What did he say?

She looked at him in shock, opened her mouth, and said for a long time: "You...... You know? You know I've got ......"

Ning Haochen looked at her steadily, and only after a while did he say, "I know." ”

There were too many people looking at them in the hall, waiting for treatment, registering, and passing by doctors and nurses...... Ning Haochen glanced at Qin Zhen and said to Bai Lu, "Go out and talk." ”

He had to hold back his anger to keep the pregnant man from being rude, but he didn't want to stay in the hospital for a second, as if he could smell the faint smell of disinfectant in the air and think of her going to kill his baby.

So in Bai Lu's slow steps, Ning Haochen paused, directly picked her up, and walked briskly towards the black Maserati that stopped not far away.

Bai Lu was startled, "What are you doing?" ”

He pursed his thin lips and didn't say a word, just tightened his face and carried her all the way to the car. Then he locked the car door and drove away without saying a word.

Along.

"Ning Haochen."

“……”

"Ning Haochen!"

“……”

"Ning Haochen, what are you doing?"

“……”

Bai Lu was angry, saying that he was the one who wanted to separate, and he was the one who didn't hear from him at all, and now he was the one who rebelled, followed her, and kidnapped her!

Why is this man so funny?

She deliberately ignored the relief in her heart after seeing him, and instead squinted at him, "Ning Haochen, what do you mean?" Acting in an idol drama or something? Stalking me, kidnapping me, what's next? ”

She thought of the bloody stalks in the Taiwanese, so she raised her eyebrows, "Are you going to tie me to the bed so that I can't get out of bed at all?" ”

Ning Haochen was almost mad!

This, this, this...... What kind of nonsense is this?

Uncouth! Dirty! Shameless!

He glanced at Bai Lu coldly, "I haven't seen you for a few days, it seems that Miss Bai misses me very much, especially my performance at certain times." ”

Bai Lu grabbed the key word, "How many days have you not seen you?" The surname is Ning, do you know how to count? It's been thirteen days! It's been thirteen days! Where will I see you for a few days? ”

She was so angry that she was counting how long they had been apart with her fingers crossed? She almost had the illusion that she hadn't seen him for a year, but he actually said that they had only been separated for a few days!

Ning Haochen was stunned by her ability to grasp the key points, then stepped on the brakes and turned his head to look at her.

Her cheeks were red with anger and her eyes were wide open, but these could not hide the fact that she did not sleep well - the bags under her eyes were thick, the dark circles under her eyes were dark and blue, and her face was not good-looking.

He asked her, "Why, I haven't seen you for more than ten days, and you miss me very much?" ”

"I miss your sister!" Her mind was pierced, and her face instantly became even hotter.

And Ning Haochen's guy actually said unhurriedly: "Then I'll thank you on behalf of my sister." ”

"......" convex (艹菜艹)

He turned his head calmly and looked ahead, "Bai Lu, sometimes I feel like you are like a child who doesn't grow up, living in your own world, carefree. But sometimes I think you're a ruthless executioner than anyone else, otherwise you wouldn't have walked into the hospital so calmly as to sever the only link between you and me. ”

Bai Lu's breath stagnated, "...... What did you say? ”

Ning Haochen didn't look at her, but only asked in a low voice, "Are you really so reluctant to be with me?" Are you so anxious to clear up your relationship with me? If you don't tell me you're pregnant, forget it, if you insist on not being with me, you don't even give a word, and now you have to give up this child without even giving a word-" He slowly turned his head and said in a cold voice, "Bai Lu, don't you think you're too ruthless?" ”

His eyes were cold and gloomy, and he could see that he was really angry.

But Bai Lu looked at him like this, but felt that she could see something else under his angry appearance—such as his panic and confusion, such as his disappointment and injury.

It's like a king returning home, falling into the mire, and then showing that pale and powerless expression, indicating that he can't do anything anymore.

Bai Lu's heartbeat slowed down, and for the first time, she felt that the weight in this person's heart might be much heavier than she thought.

Ning Haochen took a deep breath, but he really felt that there was no way. What can he do? stopped her from the hospital, and persuaded her again, coercing and seducing her to accept him...... But do they work?

He could stop it once, but he couldn't stop it twice.

Thinking like this, he gripped the steering wheel hard, his slender knuckles turned white, and the green tendons on his arms protruded.

Bai Lu didn't know what he was thinking, he just glanced at him strangely, and asked in a brisk tone: "Ning Haochen, are you in love with me miserably?" ”

Ning Haochen wanted to die.

How happy is she? Even the Sichuan dialect has been brought in! He was so serious, so angry, so serious, so disappointed! She still has the leisure to laugh with him?!

He gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, the love is miserable, are you satisfied with the miserable love?" ”

"Satisfied, satisfied." Bai Lu accepted it when he saw it, and looked at him with a smile.

She actually laughed! She can still laugh!?

Ning Haochen was about to crack, and glared at her angrily, "Bai Lu, do you have to provoke me to be happy?" ”

However, in the face of his annoyed expression, Bai Lu began to laugh, laughing and muttering: "It's so funny hahaha, it's really funny to me......"

Just before Ning Haochen was so angry that he was about to strangle her, Bai Lu finally stopped with some amusement, and asked with a smile: "Let me ask you, who told you that I went to the hospital for an abortion?" ”

Ning Haochen was stunned.

"Let me ask you again, Mr. Ning, please recruit me truthfully, have you been following me all this time?"

Ning Haochen's face slowly turned red.

"Finally, I want to ask one more question—"

"Aren't you asking too many questions?!" Ning Haochen said coldly with a straight face.

"I'm being verbose now, it seems like it's really a rhythm that can't be together-"

"Ask! Ask! Love to ask without asking! ”

"Okay, the last question - Ning Haochen, if I marry you, who will take care of the passbook?"

“……”

Mr. Ning was shocked, his eyes widened, revealing an unprecedented stupidity.

"How about it, are you reluctant to hand over your Wanguan family wealth to me?" Bai Lu blinked.

Mr. Ning was silent for a moment, and then said firmly, "Real estate certificate, bank card, passbook, household registration book...... You can take it all. ”

After thinking about it, he added, "Take the car keys too." ”

"Then aren't you poor and white, with nothing left?" Bai Lu laughed.

"So you are so loving, take this poor and white man away with you." Ning Haochen also grinned slowly, "Moda." ”

***

The outside of the fan: the inside story of the tacit understanding of the couple + post-marriage tidbits

After getting married, one day when Mrs. Ning was tidying up the house, she inadvertently took out the stack of tacit questions and answers for lovers she had done from the cabinet. Thinking of Mr. Ning's black answer at that time, I couldn't help but sit on the sofa and reminisce.

Ah, how cute Mr. Ning is cold! Cherish the word like gold, the male god shines.

How can I get that today's male god has become a family man, blind and nervous all day long, just because she has a big belly, she has to miss her for everything.

When eating, he would teach her with a straight face and not allow her to be picky eaters; When he was sleeping, he would ask her not to twist, otherwise he would hold her down and make her unable to move; When watching TV, he was obviously on the rise, but he turned off the power and said coolly that it was time to go to bed and the baby needed to rest.

Ahhhhh

So Mrs. Ning just held a stack of quiz questions and began to read, looking at it, suddenly realizing that something was wrong, and so on—when she and he answered the answer, what he said was different from what was written on this paper!

Question 4: The most embarrassing thing I ever did when I was a child.

Mr. Ning told her coolly at the time, "I have been a wise person since I was a child, and I have not done anything embarrassing. ”

But what it said on the paper was: I have always disliked eating hard-boiled eggs, and every morning the eggs were thrown by me on the platform on the first floor of the building opposite, and when I graduated from elementary school, the platform was full of egg wreckage.

Bai Lu began to laugh.

Question 5: Where do you most want to travel?

Mr. Ning replied at the time: Italy.

And what the note read: Anywhere Bai Lu is.

Bai Lu began to laugh happily.

Question 6: A requirement for a future partner.

At that time, Bai Lu said: "I hope he will be considerate to me and obedient, if we quarrel, he will have to coax me as soon as possible." ”

Ning Haochen thought for a while, stared at the form and said, "I hope she doesn't daydream." ”

But the paper in front of me clearly wrote: I hope she will be herself as always, and there is no need to make any changes for me.

Question 7: What are your expectations for living together?

Bai Lu: "They love each other, but they also have the space to live independently. ”

Ning Haochen: "I hope to do it at least four times a week, and each time it is not less than half an hour." ”

And the answer on paper is: I hope I do everything well enough not to disappoint her.

Question 8: Name one of your biggest shortcomings.

Bai Lu is very modest: "I don't read enough books, and I lack a certain literati atmosphere." ”

Ning Haochen was very frank: "He looks too handsome, and it is easy to cause traffic jams when he walks on the road." ”

And the answer on paper is: I don't have any experience in love, I'm afraid that I won't do enough, and I need to study hard.

Question 9: Name one of your greatest strengths.

Bai Lu: "She looks beautiful, she is as beautiful as a fairy, a country and a city, and her appearance is unparalleled in the world...... These words are tailor-made for me! ”

Ning Haochen: "The biggest advantage of me is that I have good eyes, and I won't talk nonsense with my eyes open." ”

And the paper reads: Although I am not good enough in personality and not experienced enough, when I make up my mind to be together, I am ready to be good to her wholeheartedly.

Many details of the past came to mind, and Mrs. Ning couldn't help but laugh happily while holding the couple's Q&A.

Mr. Ning is really a sullen and black-bellied guy, he has been dead set on her early on, and he always takes advantage of her verbally and makes her angry!

She smiled and put the stack of papers away, and her heart was happy.

After getting off work, Mr. Ning came back, and habitually leaned down □ to kiss Mrs. Ning, "Did the little guy jump around today?" ”

"No, obediently, there is no movement at all."

I don't know if it's his delusion, but I always feel that Mrs. Ning's eyes are shining at this moment, giving people a feeling of ill will.

When eating, he still vigorously put the bitter gourd she didn't like to eat into her bowl, and said seriously: "The bitter gourd clears the heat." ”

Mrs. Ning pouted.

He ignored it and added another pair of chopsticks, "Eat more." ”

Mrs. Ning's mouth can hang an oil bottle.

He pointed to the bag of vegetables on the cupboard again, "When I came back from work, I passed by the supermarket and went to buy two catties of bitter gourd." ”

Mrs. Ning was angry and said to him angrily: "You force others to do things you don't like to do, which is equivalent to forcing good people to become prostitutes!" ”

Mr. Ning said lightly: "I learned the idiom well. ”

"I don't eat it!"

"Good, obedient." He was still putting it in her bowl.

Mrs. Ning was angry, and directly picked up the bowl, holding her stomach and standing up, "Okay, you continue to clip, anyway, I'll go to the window and fall to the first floor platform of the opposite building in a while!" ”

Mr. Ning's hand holding the chopsticks suddenly stiffened: "......"

You know too much (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻!)

While watching TV in the evening, Mr. Ning had a deep and meaningful conversation with Mrs. Ning on the issue of not being picky eaters when eating.

"When I was a child, I didn't like to eat eggs, that's my fault, wasting food, not knowing the hardships of making money, and I don't understand it. But you're already so old that you're going to be a mother, and for the sake of your children, you can't be picky eaters, you know? ”

"Then you can force me to eat it? One bite is to give you face, two bites is to give the child face, what's the matter with you sandwiching a bowl of bitter gourd for me! Mrs. Ning was still angry.

"You see that you are so angry, how good is it to eat more clear fire?"

"What a ghost!" Mrs. Ning poked him in the chest and said bitterly, "Mr. Ning, I know that you have little experience in love and want to do your best, but please understand that everything should have a degree and be done in moderation, understand?" In this regard, you really should study hard so that I don't get down, ok? ”

Mr. Ning: "......"

How do you seem to know something(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻?)

At ten o'clock in the evening, Mr. Ning had to turn off the TV again and force Mrs. Ning to go to bed.

Mrs. Ning said to him righteously: "If you want me to be myself as always, and you don't need to make any changes because of you, you should let my nature go!" And a woman's nature is to watch TV, and she won't go to sleep if she doesn't watch it comfortably! ”

Mr. Ning was angry, and directly put the power supply with a straight face, and then carried Mrs. Ning into the bedroom.

"You don't talk much, you go back on your word, you're not a real man!"

"Not a real man?" Mr. Ning squinted, and took off Mrs. Ning's clothes three times and five by two, "For the husband, you have to practice and tell you what is true, man, human!" ”

And so there was another deep and meaningful conversation in the bedroom.

"Say, am I a real man?"

"Hmm......"

"Isn't it?"

"Ahh......hh

"What is it called→_→ said! Isn't it? ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

After the beast-wanted to succeed, Mr. Ning glanced at Mrs. Ning, who had fallen asleep, crept up, walked into the living room, and began to rummage around. After a stumbling movement, he finally found the culprit.

Hmph, is it a tacit Q&A for couples? It's all husband and wife, is this thing still useful?

He silently tucked the stack under the couch and went back to sleep.

***

The second of the extras: the Ning couple

On Cheng Luyang's birthday, Qin Zhen called Bai Lu and Ning Haochen to his house, saying that the four of them were eating hot pot together and making it lively.

During the meal, Cheng Luyang gave Qin Zhen a pill for a while, and helped her burn her belly for a while, and he was very busy.

Then Bai Lu secretly kicked Ning Haochen under the table and made a look, meaning: Learn a little and see how good this husband is!

Later, after eating, Cheng Luyang rushed to wash the dishes again and let Qin Zhen go out to rest.

Bai Lu secretly pinched Ning Haochen again and pouted, meaning: After looking at others, why are you so cold?

Ning Haochen's face was stinky, and the feeling of being disgusted by his wife was not good at all!

This situation directly led to the fact that when the four of them sat on the sofa and chatted, Ning Haochen began to secretly compete with Cheng Luyang.

There was a little hooligan talking to a beautiful woman on TV, and Bai Lu asked with great interest: "Hey, you say, how can you talk to a girl you don't know but like at a glance?" ”

Ning Haochen said: "Walk over and throw your wallet on the ground, saying classmate, your wallet has been dropped." ”

Bai Lu and Qin Zhen glanced at each other - this trick is really dirty.

Cheng Luyang forked a piece of apple in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Go over and lie directly on the ground, saying that your boyfriend has fallen off." ”

The two wives applauded together, and Cheng Luyang snapped his fingers modestly, "Low-key, low-key." ”

Ning Haochen's face collapsed.

Second round.

The little rascal on TV began to fight with the beautiful flower messenger, and before the fight, he first took off his clothes very shamelessly before he played.

Qin Zhen asked, "It's strange, why do these people have to take off their clothes before fighting?" ”

Ning Haochen replied with the thinking of an ordinary person: "The brawl process is inevitably a little more intense, I'm afraid of damaging my clothes." ”

Bai Lu said: "I'm afraid that I will sweat and stain my clothes." ”

Cheng Luyang shook his head, "No, there is only one truth - if you take off your pants, you always feel that something is wrong, and the atmosphere is weird." ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

Then there was a burst of laughter.

Round 3.

The heroine started her morning run, and during the morning run, she met the male protagonist, and the two suddenly had countless adulterous relationships.

Qin Zhen pouted, "I don't sleep if I'm lazy, I want to run in the morning, and I'm full of food." ”

Bai Lu praised, "Yes, morning jogging always looks silly, how can you look less stupid?" ”

Ning Haochen glanced at her, "This depends on the person, the handsome morning jogging is eye-catching, and the ugly one is stupid no matter what." ”

Cheng Luyang smiled: "You guys are too worried, people who generally think you are stupid won't get up so early." ”

In addition to Ning Haochen, the other two women collectively praised it.

Fourth round.

The heroine and the male protagonist are together, and no matter what she says, the male protagonist will always think that she is right.

Bai Lu wondered, "Why do some people say that women are always right?" ”

Ning Haochen said: "This is a lie. ”

Qin Zhen said: "Fart, this is the truth. ”

Cheng Luyang cleared his throat again, "According to Darwin's biological evolutionary theory, this matter is actually like this - there are two kinds of men in the world, one thinks that women are always right, and the other thinks otherwise. Later, no woman married the second kind, so they became extinct. ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

There was silence in the living room, Qin Zhen hugged Cheng Luyang, Bai Lu looked at Ning Haochen with an expression of "you can't do it, you really can't do it", Ning Haochen's heart was already manic.

Later, the two women went to the kitchen to cut watermelons, but Ning Haochen kept a straight face and didn't pay attention to Cheng Luyang.

Cheng Luyang asked curiously: "Hey, do you have an opinion on me?" ”

Ning Haochen glanced at him and didn't speak.

Thinking that this was the husband of his wife's best friend, although the relationship was a little tortuous, Cheng Luyang still asked politely: "Can you ask why?" ”

Ning Haochen said arrogantly: "No, it's fate's arrangement." ”

Cheng Luyang was silent for a moment, looked at his arrogant eyebrows and cold expression, and said to him very coolly: "Fate trouble me to inform you, it has a new arrangement." Before our wife comes back, please put away your opinions on me for the time being, otherwise my wife will be sad when she sees it, and she will be sad and I will beat you believe it or not? ”

In terms of poisonous tongues, Mr. Ning was completely defeated.

***

The third of the extras: children's little jokes

One

Qin Zhen was pregnant five months later than Bai Lu, and the two made an appointment at that time that if the two children were boys, they would be good brothers; If both are girls, they are good girlfriends; What if it's a man and a woman...... ╮(╯▽╰)╭Then everyone is happy.

However, after taking the B-ultrasound, Qin Zhen was dumbfounded, there was more than one in her stomach, there were two!

Later, the little boy of Bai Lu's family was called Ning Wei, and the Qin Zhen family was a man and a girl, the elder brother was called Cheng Tong, and the younger sister was called Cheng Jia.

So Xiaofanwai directly accelerated the progress and pulled it to the year when the children were five years old.

Five-year-old children are very lively, especially Cheng Jia.

When she was in kindergarten, she wore a flower skirt every day in front of everyone, and she swayed over, because she was pink and cute, and her mouth was sweet, and she was deeply loved by the teacher.

But she is such a lively and lovely little girl, who is deeply feared by Ning Wei and Cheng Tong.

Here's why:

When she was in a paper-cutting class, she would shout crisply in a clear and delicate voice: "Teacher, Ning Weita secretly cut Zhang Xiaoxiao's hair with scissors!" ”

Zhang Xiaoxiao, who didn't know it, looked back and saw Ning Wei's scissors facing her, so she cried loudly.

The next thing is for the teacher to scramble to comfort this and criticize that.

During the lunch break in the kindergarten, she would suddenly sit up and shout to the nursery staff at the door: "Aunt Zhao, Cheng Tong and Ning Wei are lying on the bed and fighting!" ”

Then the nursery staff saw that they were not at peace and arrested the two little ancestors and criticized them.

In fact, these complaints are nothing, the most terrible thing is that once, when the parents of the two families took their children to Qingdao for a trip, because there were no swimming trunks worn by such a young child on the beach, Cheng Tong and Ning Wei were playing on the beach in underwear.

The waves came one after another, and Ning Wei's underwear was washed away with a bang, so the little girl's scream immediately sounded on the beach: "Ahhhh Why is there a lump of meat in front of Ning Wei's ass!! ”

Ning Wei instantly covered the little bird, and shouted angrily: "Mom, stop her mouth!" ”

Cheng Tong stood next to him and laughed, and another wave hit him unexpectedly, and instantly ripped over his underwear.

So the next moment, there was another scream: "Ahhhhh Mom, why does my brother have a lump of meat in front of his ass?!!! ”

Cheng Tong: "......"

A day later, the whole tour group knew the story of the two boys who "had a lump of meat in front of their butts".

A week later, the whole kindergarten class learned the story of two boys who had "lumps of meat in front of their butts".

What's even more tragic is that this story of "a lump of meat in front of the buttocks" has been accompanied by Cheng Tong and Ning Wei into elementary school, junior high school, and even college.

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Although Cheng Jia is a girl, she always likes to sue when she was a child, and she has provoked her two brothers to be scolded. But Ning Wei and Cheng Tong still adhered to the style of a little man, and did not have the same knowledge as her.

The three children are still good friends, and they will communicate privately about things that they can't tell their parents.

For example, one night, when Ning Wei got up to go to the toilet in a daze, he suddenly heard strange movements coming from his parents' room, so he became curious, sneaked out of the door, and opened the door a crack.

He was shocked by the scene in front of him!

Dad, he actually pressed his mother with his body, and then he didn't know which trick he used, in short, his mother cried very sadly!

Angry and sad at the same time, he slammed the door open and shouted, "Dad, why are you bullying Mom?" ”

The two men in the room suddenly stopped moving.

Ning Haochen's muscles were jumping, how could this kind of thing be interrupted by this stinky boy halfway? Also, how can this be broken? How can this be broken?!

He looked down at the strong and unyielding Ning Weiwu, sat up with his forehead propped up, and covered his body with the quilt.

Bai Lu also pulled the quilt over in embarrassment, and coughed twice, "Weiwei, you read it wrong, Mom and Dad are playing games, how can Dad bully Mom?" ”

Ning Weihu looked at her suspiciously, "But my mother is crying→_→!" ”

“…… Mom lost so badly, pretend to be pitiful and show t___t to Dad! ”

"But Daddy is all on you→_→!"

“…… This game ...... The name is Stacked Arhat...... Uh, you can't play without pressing on your body......"

This way, this way, after explaining for a long time, the little guy finally believed it, and before leaving, he asked curiously: "Then Mom, can I play this game with Cheng Jia?" ”

“…… OK. Bai Lu replied distortedly—as long as the two of you look at each other in the future.

"Then can I play this game with Cheng Tong?"

“…… OK. "As long as Cheng Tong is willing to distort sexual orientation for you =_=,

"Then can I play this game with Cheng Tong and Cheng Jia?"

Bai Lu is messy, 3P! It's actually a threesome!

She looked at Ning Haochen and coughed twice, "Wei Wei is good, go to bed first, you are still young, and you will play when you grow up, ah!" ”

After Ning Wei left, the two were silent for a long time, until Mr. Ning lifted the quilt, unhurriedly revealed a certain part, and said innocently, "What should I do, it hasn't gotten swollen yet→→ why don't we continue to play?" ”

The author has something to say: The online version of the undisciplined Fanwai will come to an end for the time being, and the remaining sweet Fanwai will meet you in the physical book.

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