199. Full of comedy
In the end, Lin Chang couldn't resist Xiao Qi's temperament, so she could only take the family to Sanfang and Seven Alleys, but Sanfang and Seven Alleys are not much fun in normal times, and it is said that they will not be lively until after the Spring Festival of the earthlings. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"It should be almost the Spring Festival, right?" Lin Chang didn't know much about the lunar calendar, and in her opinion, it seemed too cumbersome to divide the date into two calendars, "What festival is coming after the Spring Festival?"
Xiao Qi, who has always been playful, has long remembered the dates of the major festivals, and when he was still in school, only festivals will have more holidays and less classes at the same time, so he has been particularly concerned about this matter for a while.
"It's the Lantern Festival after the Spring Festival!, but it doesn't seem to be a holiday...... Xiao Qi lowered his head a little disappointed, "I heard that the Lantern Festival is delicious, and the Lantern Festival will be very lively here, and there will be a lantern festival." ”
"Anyway, it's definitely not going to be today. Lin Chang straightened the gray ash that was sleeping on his shoulder to prevent it from falling, and then put Xiaobai, who was sleeping on the gray gray, in the middle of the gray gray's back, "Lin Han, who are you talking to on the phone?"
Lin Chang glanced at Lin Han beside him, since he got off the bus, Lin Han stood in the distance, grabbed the phone and kept talking about something, and nodded and frowned from time to time?
"A call from the Imperial side. Lin Han took the mobile phone to the side and said to Lin Chang, "The imperial army is moving again, I am understanding the situation." ”
Speaking of which, since the empire learned about the heterotopic plane of the earth, it sent people to investigate as soon as possible, and brought a mobile phone back to study, and then just like Li Lu, he studied the magic of interdimensional phone calls......
"Well, then you slowly understand, Xiao Qi, where to eat something, right?" Lin Chang pointed to a store on the side of the street that was barely decorated and didn't even have a signboard, but there were many customers in this store, and many of them were crowded inside waiting for seats.
"Okay!"
Since she came out of the house, Xiao Qi's whole person has been very excited, in her words, her body is ten or twenty meters long, but she has to be squeezed into a house less than fifty square meters, and the ceiling is not more than three meters high, it is simply torture.
"What to eat!What to eat!What to eat!" Xiao Qi probed her brain and ran into the store, her mouth kept nagging, she had nothing to watch anime during this time, and then she happened to see an anime called When the Cicada Cried, and one of the characters liked to repeat a sentence twice.
As a dragon, Xiao Qi certainly can't imitate humans, so she likes to repeat her sentence three times.
"Boss, what do you have to eat here?" Xiao Qi saw the old woman sitting on the innermost chair at a glance, making "fish balls", ran over, and asked curiously.
"Lantern Festival, fifteen yuan a bowl, but there is no place now. The old woman raised her head and glanced at the cute Xiaoqi, but she was not attracted and continued to bow her head and be busy.
may feel that he was much more cute than Xiao Qimeng when he was younger.
Lin Chang followed Xiao Qi into the store, looked left and right for a while, and then hugged his chest and found a corner where no one was around, waiting for someone to get up and leave after eating.
"Sister Lin Chang, I want a bowl. Xiao Qi saw Lin Chang and also stood beside Lin Chang, "Lantern Festival!"
"Yes. Lin Chang leaned his back against the wall, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Qi, "I'll go out and talk to Lin Han about something first, you wait here for a while, and if you have a place, sit down and eat." ”
"En. ”
Lin Chang stretched her waist, as a demon, it was uncomfortable for her to stay in the store and huddle with a group of humans, although the Lantern Festival in this store was fragrant, but Lin Chang still felt uncomfortable.
Walking out of the store, Lin Han just finished making the phone and stood across the street looking at her, nodding, Lin Han walked directly across the road to Lin Chang's side.
"I'm not afraid of being hit by a car. Lin Chang rolled her eyes.
"There's no zebra crossing here, it's fine. Lin Han didn't seem to be in a very good mood, and seemed to have gotten not very good news, but he still joked with Lin Chang, "Besides, my physique won't be too seriously injured if I hit the big truck, it's okay." ”
"I'm afraid that the car will hit you and break the car, in case you hit the driver again. Lin Chang casually walked to the corner, hugged his chest and asked Lin Han, "What the hell is going on? What is going on on in the empire? Didn't you say that you are mobilizing for conscription? It's only been a little more than a week?"
"No, it's just that another soldier has infiltrated. Lin Han shrugged, he took out his mobile phone, "I just watched the news, there have been many accidents involving people who have been hit by cars recently, but most of them are cars that have been scrapped and people have run away." ”
"Are they all imperial soldiers?" Lin Chang's eyebrows raised, "Their physical fitness is so good?"
"There was also a train that hit someone, and then the first train derailed and that person was killed. Lin Han looked at the news on his mobile phone and said to Lin Chang, "If I was hit by a train, then I might at least be disabled." ”
"A lot of similar news lately, the Imperial soldiers don't understand the traffic laws. Lin Han shrugged, "When I just called, many of the soldiers who told me that I came to Earth were inexplicably injured and sent back to recuperate. ”
"So the Empire sent another batch?"
"That's right. Lin Han looked a little helpless, "It is said that there was also an accident where the plane hit people, there was an imperial magician who flew into the air and wanted to draw the terrain, but was hit by the plane, and the casualty note on the imperial side is that he was hit by the steel dragon that lives on the earth." It's also miserable. ”
Lin Chang expressed great agreement: "Indeed. ”
"Before the war began, hundreds of the thousands of soldiers sent by the empire had already been killed and wounded. Lin Han looked a little helpless, "If I had succeeded at that time, maybe it wouldn't have been like this." ”
"A few days ago, there was a guy who ran to the military area of the earthlings, and then made a big fuss and was killed by a bazooka. Lin Han shook his head, "If you don't understand anything, you come to the earth to investigate, and you don't know how to die if you die." ”
Lin Chang's head simulated the picture that Lin Han said, and suddenly felt full of comedy, and suddenly there was no sense of crisis of the empire's invasion of the earth, and he laughed out loud.
"Laugh at it, be serious. Lin Han glared at Lin Chang with a serious face, and then he couldn't help laughing, and coughed twice in embarrassment, "Be serious!
"Good, good, you say. ”
"This time, the second batch of soldiers sent 2,000 soldiers, most of whom are in the Eurasian region. Lin Han's brows furrowed slightly, "And another warrior has been sent as a commander, I think it's possible that that warrior will run to talk to Elise, and then we will be in big trouble." ”
"It's okay, just shoot it all to death. Lin Chang didn't care much, "Although I don't know space magic, but let the whole city fall asleep, I still have the ability to restore the city after the war, and it shouldn't affect too many innocents." ”