"What the hell is going on?!!!" an officer in a high-ranking Imperial uniform roared at his lieutenant, "Killed by a steel dragon?

The adjutant smiled wryly as he stood at the chief's desk to excuse the unfortunate ones who had the misfortune of being hit by a car, a train, or even a plane on Earth: "They compare the Earth ...... Well, I think the earthlings are too weak, didn't I arrest a few earthlings before......?

"That's enough! I don't need an excuse!" the officer slammed the table, which instantly crumbled into a pile of scrap wood, and he yelled, "How many times have I said it before! Earthlings are not that weak! Their weapons are much more advanced than ours! Although they can't use magic, ordinary people with guns can kill our soldiers!"

The adjutant bowed his head and said no more. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Go! Gather those guys who are ready to leave the earth!" the officer was shaking with anger, and pointed to the adjutant's nose, "You tell them! If anyone is hit by a car and comes back to tell me that he was beaten by a steel monster, he will be stripped of his military membership in the future!"

"What about the warriors?" asked the adjutant cautiously.

"Warrior? That guy is also a warrior?!" When the chief heard this, he became even more angry, "What kind of thing does that guy not know about eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling?

"Then expelled from the military as well?"

"That guy doesn't care. The chief sat down in his chair resentfully, panting heavily, "Go ahead, gather the soldiers who are about to depart, and tell them to memorize the basic information about the earth to me within three days, and if you are not familiar with military law." ”

"Yes!" the lieutenant gave a standard military salute and exited the room.

Speaking of which, the commander still doesn't know why, he is just a deputy army commander and is actually responsible for a combat mission like "Strategic Offensive against the Otherworld", which sounds like a score, and he has been promoted to a third-class army commander, you must know that he is only in his thirties, almost the youngest army commander in history. Obviously, he also knows that his ability is insufficient, but his superiors want to promote him on the lame reason of crusading against the demons, and then let him be in charge of this kind of garbage task.

Although I don't know how strong or weak the earth is, but to attack a different world that has just been discovered? Although I have sent people to collect information before, but how long has it been? I can't even tell which of the big countries of the earth is, and some of the cat demons who went to the earth say that the most powerful thing on the earth is the United States, some say that it is China, and some even say that it is the country of Benzi, and some say that it is Russia.

Anyway, there are different opinions, and until now the empire has not figured out which country to attack first.

Isn't it better to kill all the demons while the demons have just been defeated than to conquer the other world? Since they want land and resources, although the land of the demons is underground, not many people are willing to emigrate, but there are many minerals in the underground world, and throwing those slaves underground can also save population space?

"Annoyance!" the chief stood up and kicked at the chair he had been sitting comfortably, which had been kicked straight into the wall and disintegrated into pieces of wood.

"Sir, we've gathered all of them. The adjutant suddenly shouted to the chief outside the door.

"Got it. He straightened his military uniform, and after hiding his angry expression, he walked out of the room and followed the adjutant to the school grounds.

A speech, the habits of the imperial people and the earthlings are similar, when the speech first understands the righteousness, then pulls other things, and finally talks about the business, a speech takes about an hour, and the soldiers in the audience are drowsy one by one.

"That's probably it, everyone is a warrior of the Empire, they are all arrogant and heroic, but you still have to memorize the common sense of the earth within three days! Don't even be confused about the difference between a monster and a car!" the chief said with righteous indignation, obviously remembering those guys who came back to cheat after being hit by a car.

"Let's disperse. The chief waved his hand, and the sleepy guys in the audience immediately got up, one by one, made a military salute in place, and then scattered shoulder to shoulder.

"These guys. The chief shook his head and instructed the adjutant beside him, "You go and check their studies, they will be sent to Earth in three days, I don't want to have unnecessary sacrifices." ”

"Yes!" the adjutant nodded, turned and left.

Breaking everyone away, the chief returned to his office, stepped into the inner room, sat down on the makeshift wooden bed, and pulled a little treasure out of his pocket......

Apple 7 phone.

"Hey, Kane. He was still full of majesty just now, but suddenly he became like an old fritter, crossed Erlang's legs, and comfortably took a bottle of wine from the cabinet next to him, "When will I be able to go to Earth again? It's boring in the Empire." ”

"Have you already reminded them?" asked Lin Han on the other end of the phone.

"The women of the earth are open, I will give you a substitute at that time, right? Go to that KT or something at night, you can seduce a lot of women casually, the women on the empire side are too conservative, and if you don't get married, you won't give a bang. The chief said casually as he shook his legs that came with him crossed.

"Remind me? They are soldiers, although I have left the empire and become a sinner of the empire, but I don't want my former subordinates to be killed by a mess without even seeing the enemy, this time it is a car, an airplane, a train, and next time I may go to someone else's nuclear bomb test site to give people free experiments. ”

"Well, I've been reminded. The chief sighed, unable to understand Lin Han's thinking, "Since they have already left the empire, then why bother with them?

"I'm not that kind of person. Lin Han's tone was a little heavy.

"Don't worry, I'll hold it firm. This time this identity seems to be suspected, I plan to change my identity, and the next identity may not be able to inform you about the army as quickly as possible. The chief's tone was very frivolous, "Actually, I still miss the open beauties of the earth, although the aesthetics may be different, but I still like it." ”

"Wait a minute......" the corners of Lin Han's mouth twitched, and he asked in disbelief, "When you hooked up with a woman, you used my face?"

"Yes, what else?" said the chief, rightly, without the slightest guilt, "If you were in that city, you might not be able to meet a few beautiful women on the street that I had brought home before." ”

"Hang, break up. ”

"What's that position?"