Chapter 260: String ...... Got on the stage?
"I hope my words can help you in front of the TV...... Next, let's move on to an advertisement. After the host on the TV finished speaking, the TV began to play cosmetics commercials.
Zhang Wei's gaze changed from thinking to dazed, from dazed to frightened.
Because of the commercials on TV.
It was a cosmetics advertisement, and 3 of the 10 TV commercials in China were cosmetics or bath products, which was not surprising, but now it is a shocking cosmetics advertisement on TV:
Next to a rich old lady in palace clothes, there stood a girl in fluttering clothes and full of fairy spirit, the girl held a small porcelain bottle in her hand, and a drop of pale green crystal liquid was shaken out from it and dripped into the old lady's forehead.
In an instant, the old lady regained her youth at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the brilliance of her skin became more and more radiant, from an octogenarian woman who looked like a twenty-eight girl!
At first, Zhang Wei thought that this was another promotional film for a fantasy TV series, after all, such films have been very popular in China in recent years, but he soon denied this, because this is really an advertisement, because he is too familiar with the editing method of this video, which is the routine of ordinary cosmetics advertising, as if it is an ancient version of the "L'Oreal Moisturizing Essence" advertisement.
What shocked Zhang Wei even more was that the product introduction text that popped up on the screen was not in Chinese, let alone English, but a kind of text that Zhang Wei had never seen before - who had ever seen a text composed entirely of petal-like symbols?
In short, this is certainly not the written word on Earth.
The next advertisement, that's even stranger - in the deep purple waters, two giant jellyfish-like beasts are fighting, their tentacles have claw hooks like praying mantises on their heads, extremely sharp, and can cut deep holes in each other's top covers, but their recovery ability is too perverted, but it is many times stronger than Wolverine or Deadpool, almost the moment the claw hook is pulled out, the wound is completely healed, so they seem to be ineffective in damaging each other.
At this moment, a strange blade of bright silver suddenly descended from the sea, and the tentacles of one of the "jellyfish behemoths" rolled into the scythe-like weapon, and slashed at the opponent, almost directly cutting the opponent in two, and could no longer recover, gradually dying and merging with the deep purple water.
Well, this should be an advertisement for "arms and weapons".
Next, a creature with a head like a pink trumpet flower, dressed in luxurious clothes that seemed to be made of pure gold, standing on a half-broken planet, standing on an artificially built oversized platform and singing, surrounded by countless creatures of different appearances and colors, it could be seen that it should be different species, from different civilizations, and farther away, all kinds of spaceships parked.
Well, this is an advertisement for an "Interstellar Parade Concert", the song sung by the "Trumpet Flower" is really good, Zhang Wei has never heard such a beautiful sound, and he is completely immersed in it, fortunately, the advertisement ended in time and entered the next ......
Next, Zhang Wei also saw an advertisement for an alien spaceship, an advertisement for biological modification, an advertisement for interstellar recruitment, and even an advertisement for interstellar warfare mobilization to recruit interstellar mercenaries!
There are all kinds of words and language in these advertisements, of course Zhang Wei doesn't understand any of them, but these advertisements are straightforward enough, even if you can't understand the advertising words, you can guess!
Zhang Wei's TV is network TV,If you want to play it, you also play earth advertisements,No matter how you look at these advertisements now, I don't want to be a product of the earth,It's unlikely that someone is spoofing - there is a training class advertisement about spiritual mindfulness,Zhang Wei is really from the six eyes of the trainer,I feel the unparalleled mental pressure,Spoof? Hehe,Who has the ability?
Until this moment, Zhang Wei didn't know that there was a problem with the TV, he would be a fool.
"Xiao Ji...... Never mind. Zhang Wei knew that his connection with Xiao Ji was still there, if Xiao Ji noticed the abnormality, it would definitely remind himself, now Xiao Ji has no reaction, it should be a strange scene on TV, only he can see it.
"Master, what do you command?" Xiao Ji quickly replied, "That Ying Dragon has been here for a long time. It reminded.
Zhang Wei didn't speak, glanced at Ying Long on the table leg, and his attention was attracted by the picture on the TV screen.
Dozens of cube-shaped black projectiles are constantly jumping and flying, jumping short distances in space.
Zhang Wei knew this kind of spaceship because he had seen it up close - those "elves" spaceships were like this!
Zhang Wei couldn't understand how such a shot was filmed, but based on the subtitles and completely incomprehensible narration, it seemed that it should be some kind of "interstitial news".
"It's really a beep dog, I received an alien TV station, and I can be regarded as an unprecedented person, no one will come after, right?" Zhang Wei muttered, and then, he subconsciously looked at the TV station's logo - it was a red lotus.
Zhang Wei seemed to remember something for a moment, but suddenly forgot about it, and was in a little anxious, when he saw the "interstellar news" in the TV screen, a stretched lens from far to near - the earth!
It is easy to understand that the meaning of the picture is that the destination of the alien spacecraft is Earth.
Zhang Wei's focus is not that the fleet of those "elves" is about to arrive on the earth, he has known this for a long time, and he is also prepared for it, his focus is - this strange alien TV station can know people's routes so easily, and can locate the earth so quickly, that is to say, the earth has long been exposed to the scope of human observation!
For a moment, Zhang Wei suddenly had the absurd illusion of being watched by people running naked, although he did run naked.
"Okay, after the advertisement, welcome back!" The bespectacled host appeared again, he seemed to be able to see the surprise on Zhang Wei's face through the camera, and then said an inexplicable wonderful sentence: "The show is back, has your wildness returned?" Perhaps, only by helping you take off the protective color, can you better find the target, can you be full of vitality, and can you survive in this dark forest. ”
"Smack!" The TV suddenly made a soft sound, the painting style on the TV suddenly changed, the host is still the host, his appearance and clothes have not changed, what has changed is his expression, there are two more guests next to him, a man and a woman, the host is holding his orchid fingers, and asking people's emotional questions with a gossip face!
Of course, the "Taiwan Logo" has also changed, and it has become the appearance of dried mangoes.
"Hey, hey, the male guest is about to say a few words to you, how can you let your girlfriend have a baby? If you are not prepared, how can you make a girl pregnant? You are so irresponsible!" The host's shrill voice came from the TV, and it was not the calm baritone just now!