Chapter 6: The Self-Esteem of Square 2
The Queen of Hearts is very willful, she will cut off other people's heads if she disagrees, and what is even more willful is that she locked Yang Yi up and locked him in a small house in a rough mine next to the garden, with iron railings on the windows, obviously for prisoners, and he could see the poker warriors near the fountain training his troops, and the caterpillar prophet was taken down, and he didn't know where he was escorted. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Yang Yi, who had become a prisoner, was a little unsure whether to use potion to make himself smaller and slip out. The reason why he has this concern is because it is easy to become smaller, but whether he can escape or not, he has no bottom in his heart, until now he doesn't know what this underground world is, and what more fucking things will happen, he shuddered a little when he remembered that the caterpillar prophet had just burned the oracle scroll, and the playing card warrior could jump out.
Even if he escaped, the card warrior wouldn't catch him, where would he go? What should I do if I get lost? What should I do if I can't find anything to eat, and I starve to death? Is it safe outside? Yang Yi smiled bitterly, and he remembered what the Queen of Hearts had said to him: "Your Royal Highness the Honored Prince, you are the one sent by God to help me get out of this underground world and unify the upper world, are you willing to assist me?"
Yang Yi, who was stunned all the way to prison, didn't even drink saliva or eat a grain of rice, so he was going to assist an ambitious poker queen of hearts, is it too difficult for a strong man? Looking at the poker face of the queen of hearts, of course Yang Yi ...... didn't refuse, he just wanted to think about it, and then he was locked up by the arrogant Queen of Hearts.
It's okay to lock it up, Yang Yi finally has time to ponder what happened, knowing that the plot of Alice in Wonderland is useless, the focus is on the hint on the oracle scroll, the caterpillar prophet said that the fairy tale world has become chaotic, so the greatest wizards gathered to find a way, and finally drummed up a colorful cloud, but he accidentally fell into the colorful cloud.
If you think about it, how can a professional skydiver not open his parachute bag? Does it have anything to do with those wizards? But he is a small businessman looking for excitement, this must be a fucking misunderstanding, the question is how to go back? He doesn't want to stay in this fucked world......
After thinking about it for a while, Yang Yi felt that he had thought too much, at least he had to go out of this underground world first, and the rest would be talked about later, he remembered that Alice also saw the Queen of Hearts in the fairy tale, and finally went out, so he had to wait patiently for Alice and go out with her, as for the rest, let's wait until I go out.
Yang Yi sighed, got up from the small broken bed, walked to the window, looked out of the iron railing, and did not see Alice, but saw the playing card warrior practicing, no longer stupidly shouting slogans and walking in unison, but holding a sword and a gun and jousting with a sword.
There is no discipline, you have a sword, I have a sword of slashing, the competition is a square 2 against hearts 3, no matter how hard the square 2 is, it can't beat the 3 of hearts, either kicked down or cut, but the square 2 is not convinced, every time he falls to the ground, he will stand up and continue to hold the long sword to compete with the 3 of hearts, and the 2 of spades next to him muttered: "2 of the squares, don't bother, you have to know, we are 2, no matter how you can't beat 3." ”
Plum 2 next to him also persuaded: "Yes, yes, our number is smaller than 3, we can't beat their ......"
The 3 of hearts kicked down the square 2, and there was no smug expression, and he felt the same way for the unconvinced square 2: "Yes, yes, your number is smaller than mine, you can't beat me, this is the rule, it's like I can't beat 4." ”
Fang Pian 2 was very frustrated, not doing anything with the 3 of hearts, Yang Yi was dumbfounded, and what about this rule?2Isn't it the master of Chang, how did he get mixed with this virtue?The next sword competition, let Yang Yi determine this matter, there is a saying that the official is a big one, and here the big number will crush the person, that is to say, the small number will never be able to do the high number, just with this group of stupid playing card warriors, the Queen of Hearts wants to rule the world, is she crazy? Yang Yi was bored after watching it, returned to bed and continued to think nonsense, thinking about it and falling asleep.
I don't know how long it took, Yang Yi heard a buzzing cry, opened his eyes, it was already dark, but the crying was getting louder and louder, and Yang Yi was frightened for a while, is it haunted? Standing up and thinking, no, this ghost place is more fucked up than a haunted, pricked up his ears and listened, the cry came from outside the window.
Yang Yi curiously walked to the window and looked out, and saw square piece 2, leaning against the wall, crying sadly, have you ever seen a poker card shed tears? Yang Yi really has a long insight, a rectangular object, a 2.5-dimensional square piece 2, crying very sadly, even a little pear blossom with rain, tears fell to the ground one by one, it turned out to be real tears.
Yang Yi didn't want to disturb Fang Pian 2's sad crying, but Fang Pian 2 cried endlessly, and there was no beauty, and the crying was also very monotonous and buzzing...... Like a meeting with a bunch of flies, Yang Yi was a little annoyed, but he couldn't hold back, and asked with the iron railing: "Hey, why are you crying in square piece 2?"
Fang Pian 2 turned his head and glanced at Yang Yi resentfully, and said sadly: "Why can't I beat 3 so hard? For as long as I can remember, I can't beat 3, let alone 4, 5, 6...... No matter how hard I try, I can't beat it, buzz, why ......"
, this is still a self-respecting square 2! It's just that the crying is too ugly, Yang Yi decided to help square 2 solve his problem, and said: "You can't beat 3, it's because the rules are set like this, if you want to play square 3, you have to change the rules, do you understand?"
"Rules?" Fang Pian 2 asked Yang Yi in confusion: "Excuse me, what are the rules?"
"The rules are the setting, do you understand the setting?It's the same as the online game.,it.,I'm telling you this isn't looking for abuse.,Anyway, you remember.,You're 2 is 2.,But it's never that you can't beat 3.,It's because that's how the rules are set.,I have a new set of rules.,It's called fighting the landlord.,As long as everyone agrees with this rule.,Then you can not only defeat 3.,Even beat the Queen of Hearts.。 ”
Fang Pian 2's eyes were about to glow, and he hurriedly said, "Tell me what a landlord is." ”
"That's the case, the rules of fighting the landlord are a little troublesome, but it's much more interesting than your current rules, for example, two 2 are called pairs, and four 2 are called fried ......" Yang Yi wasted a lot of effort to teach the 2 landlords, 2 wrote it down very carefully, and cheered loudly: "I understand, your rules are so good, I'll tell you, and I will follow the rules of the landlord in the future." ”
Fang Pian 2 stopped crying, and jumped up excitedly to find other playing cards to discuss changing the rules, Yang Yi was dumbfounded, Fang Pian 2, it's really cute 2...... Yang Yi shook his head and went back to his broken bed to lie down, believing that it wouldn't be long before Square Piece 2 would come back to him.
Fang Pian 2 came back faster than Yang Yi imagined, and after only ten minutes, Fang Pian 2 came back with a blue nose and swollen face, embarrassed, still leaning against the wall and crying as before, Yang Yi returned to the window and asked, "The rules have not been changed?"
"Buzz...... They bullied people too much, said it was bullshit rules, and then 789 beat me up. ”
Fang Pian 2 was beaten, Yang Yi didn't feel strange at all, it was strange not to be beaten, for 789, they had long been accustomed to this rule, and changing the rules was not good for them, looking at the crying Fang Pian 2, Yang Yi flashed a thought, can such a self-respecting 2 be used?
Yang Yi coughed and said softly to Fang Pian 2: "Do you want to change the rules?"
"Of course, I don't want to be bullied for the rest of my life. ”
"According to the current rules, you are a life of being bullied for the rest of your life, if you don't want to be bullied, you just change the rules, you are not able to change the rules, but you can rely on a strong person, let this person help you change the rules, you have a chance to beat those poker numbers that are bigger than yours. ”
When it comes to strong people, Yang Yi straightened his chest, implying that it is already obvious that he is a powerful person, after all, the title of the prince of Shenlong is also quite capable of bluffing, but Fang Pian 2 thought about it and suddenly realized: "You mean, you have to let the Queen of Hearts change the rules." ”
, Zhente Mom 2 is home, don't you see that I am a powerful person? Lao Tzu is the prince of the Shenlong Kingdom, this is too much to take the prince as a cadre, Yang Yi rolled his eyes, and the square piece of a tendon 2 jumped up and shouted: "I'll go find the Queen of Hearts and ask him to change the rules......"
Yang Yi was startled, Fang Pian 2 is more than 2, it is simply stupid, and hurriedly shouted: "If you tell the Queen of Hearts, you will die!
Fang Pian 2 was frightened by Yang Yi's words, stopped, turned around and asked, "Then how do I change the rules?"
Yang Yi asked him a sharp question: "Do you have an old K here?"
Square 2 shook his head in confusion: "No, the Queen of Hearts is the biggest." ”
"Is there a big king and a little king?" Yang Yi asked.
Fang Pian 2 shook his head in confusion, Yang Yi knew in his heart, this is a broken playing card, as for those K, the big king and Xiao Wang went there, maybe it didn't exist at all, maybe he was cut off by the Queen of Hearts, maybe it was another story, it had nothing to do with what happened in front of him, and he didn't care where those bigger cards went, Fang Pian 2 said: "Think about it with your square head, since the Queen of Hearts is the biggest, will she change the rules that are most beneficial to her?"
Fang Pian 2 thought for five minutes, shook his head in a daze, Yang Yi's eyes lit up, and said: "So, it's useless for you to find the Queen of Hearts, she will think that you are going to rebel and cut off your head, it's better to call the remaining three 2s together and tell them, as long as a few of you take refuge in me and help me escape from here, I swear as the prince of Shenlong that after I go out, I will definitely carry forward the landlord and let everyone play, in this way, won't the rules change?." ”
Fang Pian 2's square slice head was a little difficult, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally understood Yang Yi's words, but he still said suspiciously: "Can you really help us change the rules?"
Yang Yi's eyes widened and he said, "I'm the prince of the Divine Dragon Kingdom, it's not enough to stinky fart, you don't believe the prince's words?"
Fang Pian 2 tilted his head and thought about it, thinking that this was the case, so he believed it, and happily went to find the remaining three 2s, Yang Yi looked at Fang Pian 2 and ran away, and suddenly felt that although he fooled Fang Pian 2, his future was still very bleak......