Chapter 7: Who Stole the Pie
Almost half an hour later, Fang Pian 2 took the remaining three 2s, stupidly came to the window of Guan Yang Yi's room, the four 2s are a pair of special mothers, although they all look stupid, and they don't have much combat effectiveness, but who else can Yang Yi count on now?
Yang Yi was not polite, he opened the window, trying to make himself look majestic, and looked at his four 2s who were standing straight, but they were all full of hope: " There is oppression, there is resistance, I applaud your spirit of resistance, now I need you to help me inquire about a little girl named Alice, and it would be better if you could help me find an exit out, I will take the four of you out of here, change the rules of the game, from now on you are the winners in life, it is not difficult to marry Bai Fumei, now I will assign you a task......"
The winner of life, Bai Fumei and the like, the four 2s obviously don't understand, but they can hear that this is a good thing, especially at the beginning where there is oppression and there is resistance, listening to the blood boiling, the four 2s are suddenly very excited, 2 of hearts immediately volunteered to ask Alice, 2 of spades to find the exit, 2 of clubs to spy on the queen of hearts, three 2 happily left, and the remaining 2 did not move. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yang Yi's task assigned to Fang Pian 2 is to dry firewood and other flammable things as soon as possible, pile them up in key places, and then find something to make a fire, if it really wants to make a mess, Fang Pian 2 is responsible for setting fire, Yang Yi's idea is that if he can't wait for Alice and really wants to find an exit, he will set fire to the castle, and the Queen of Hearts will put out the fire, so he can take advantage of the chaos to escape.
There are four 2s to follow, although the combat effectiveness is the five scum of the battle, at least they can be cannon fodder, but why is Fang Pian 2 disobedient? Yang Yi asked curiously: "Fang Pian 2, why don't you go and arrange firewood?"
Fang Pian 2 sneakily walked under the window and said respectfully: "Your Royal Highness, the four 2s are all at your command, and I am the most loyal, and the remaining three 2's need a captain." ”
Yang Yi suddenly realized that Fang Pian 2 was also an official fan, coughed, and Yang Yi said solemnly: "Now I, as the prince of the Divine Dragon, will make you my captain of the guard, go." ”
"Thank you, Your Royal Highness. Fang Pian 2 bowed to Yang Yi, and just as he was about to leave, Yang Yi's stomach growled, until now Yang Yi had not eaten a mouthful, and his already hungry stomach was turning over sour water, Yang Yi hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute, you better help me find something to eat first, I'm really hungry." ”
Yang Yi is really hungry, from the time he parachuted to the present, he has not drunk a sip of water or eaten a grain of rice, for modern people who eat three meals a day, it is simply abuse, Fang Pian 2 nodded, turned around and left, Yang Yi waited with anticipation, I don't know what kind of delicious food Fang Pian 2 will bring back, looking at the Gothic architectural style here, it is estimated that what I brought back is bread and cheese and other things.
I didn't expect Fang Pian 2 to go to the meeting, sneaking back and handing in a pie from the window of the iron railing, this is a very delicate pie, half a palm size, like a small moon cake, printed with the Queen of Red Hearts, and sprinkled with pine cone shavings, it smells very fragrant, Yang Yi couldn't wait to eat the pie, the fruit filling, it's really delicious, but I can't eat a piece, Yang Yi just wanted to let Fang Pian 2 bring some, but found that Fang Pian 2 was missing.
Yang Yi was stunned for a while, bored and went back to sleep, he had already done everything he could, even if he came to a crossing, it couldn't be better than him, not to mention that he had already eaten a pie, what else?
Why didn't you let Fang Pian 2 find more food just now? Stupid lack of Fang Pian 2 is really too tendonous, Yang Yi with such regrets, he gradually fell asleep in hunger, and when he woke up, the sky was already bright, this strange underground world, there is no sun, but there is day and night, it is really weird.
Yang Yi, who woke up, couldn't wait to walk to the window, wanting to see if the four 2s had come back, but he didn't see the four 2s, but he saw that other playing cards had set up a table next to the fountain, a large square table, the table was covered with a smooth silk white cloth, and the layout was quite exquisite, with fruits, vegetables, pies, all kinds of food, and a few very delicate, looking tall candlesticks.
The candlestick in broad daylight can score nine points compared to the pretend...... Obviously, this is a dining table, but there is only one chair, Yang Yi saw the food on the table, he felt even hungrier, the table was set, and after a while, the queen of hearts, accompanied by the square piece hook and the red heart hook, walked slowly with small steps, and was about to eat breakfast.
The Queen of Hearts changed into a dress today, with wide hips and a tight bodice. Outside a red petticoat, a bell-shaped long skirt with pleats in front and a skirt behind it looks a bit showy, with pleats, ruffles, random lace and bulging petticoats. But from the overly wide skirt to the thin shoulders, to the huge head of the Queen of Hearts, the whole person looks particularly funny.
The funny queen of hearts just put on a look of dominating the world, her head was raised very high, it was like nostrils to look at people, she sat proudly on the huge chair, and gently picked up the knife and fork that had been placed, and then the queen of hearts' eyes looked down, and she saw the pie on the delicate plate.
Yang Yi was speechless, and knew that the piece of pie he ate last night came from, it must have been stolen from the back kitchen of the Queen of Hearts 2, it tasted very good, a little strawberry flavor, Yang Yi licked his lips and swallowed and foamed, but the Queen of Hearts suddenly jumped up from the chair, jumped up like a spring, and shouted loudly: "No, why is there only six pieces of my pie?" Who stole my pie?"
The Queen of Hearts clenched her hands tightly, and rushed to the crown in anger, almost about to wash off the golden crown she was wearing on her head, this look, if it was accompanied by a few words, it would be a walking emoji, if it weren't for Yang Yi's mobile phone being lost when he slipped out of the tree hole, he really wanted to take a photo to make an emoji.
What Yang Yi was even more puzzled about was that it was not just a piece of pie? Why should you be so angry? What she didn't expect was that the anger of the Queen of Hearts was just the beginning, she turned her head suddenly, her expression was hideous, her tone was gloomy, and she asked the red heart hook next to her: "Do you know who stole my pie?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know, I didn't steal your pie. Although the red heart hook is also a rectangle in the shape of a card, the color is much brighter than the number such as square 2, and he has a mustache and looks like a nobleman, but in front of the queen of hearts, he is trembling, nervous and stumbling, and he can't speak clearly.
"You idiot, you don't even know that someone stole my pie, come on, pull him down and behead him......"
The Queen of Hearts was quite violent, and cut off her head if she didn't agree with her, and the Hearts were trembling, and at this time the Ten of Roses and the Ten of Spades, with swords, came over with a little girl and shouted to the Queen of Hearts: "Your Majesty, we have caught an outsider, she must have stolen your pie." ”
Seeing clearly the outsiders who were escorted, Yang Yi's eyes suddenly lit up, it was Alice who was escorted by two 10, according to the development of the plot, Alice saw the Queen of Hearts, it should have been two or three days later, I didn't expect to be escorted over so soon, is it because of my arrival, which caused the butterfly effect?
Yang Yi wanted to call Alice, but he couldn't bear it, looked around, and still didn't see the four 2s, at this time he couldn't do anything, he could only wait and see, waiting for the opportunity, the Queen of Hearts saw Alice, and became even more angry, pointing at Alice and shouting: "You say, did you steal my pie." ”
Alice was a brave little Lori, not afraid, she looked at the Queen of Hearts in confusion, and asked curiously, "What pie are you talking about? Is it made of fresh fruit? I remember my mother made me a pie with apple jam, oops, it was really delicious......
The ignorant are fearless, and the chattering Alice chatted with the Queen of Hearts in Henan dialect, and the Queen of Hearts was also blindfolded, and only after the chattering Alice said for about five or six minutes did she react, jumped on the table, and yelled at Alice: "I am the Queen of Hearts, you lowly girl, you must know that my pie is particularly delicious, so you will secretly come here and steal my pie, right, right?"
The logic of the Queen of Hearts, Yang Yi is also drunk, but the Queen of Hearts is the biggest here, she doesn't reason with you, no one can do anything, Alice heard the Queen of Hearts beat her violently, and argued for herself: "I didn't steal your pie, the reason why I came here is because I was reading a book under the tree by the river with my sister, I saw a rabbit, wearing clothes, glasses, and a pocket watch, muttering that he was going to be late, so I chased after him...... No, no, I said again, it was my sister who was reading, and there were no pictures or interesting stories on the tree, so I looked around boredly, and then I saw a strange rabbit......"
It is very painful to let the chatter describe the process of an incident, not the pain of the chatter, but the pain of the person who listens, Yang Yi wants to kick Alice, not to mention the Queen of Hearts, who is not very good-tempered face-to-face, when Alice corrected her words again and had to repeat them again, the Queen of Hearts went berserk.
She stood on the table, stomped her feet hard, stomped the candlesticks and dinner plates on the dining table, although the queen of hearts had a big head, but her skin was very white, but now it was as red as Guan Gong, she stomped her feet, pointed at Alice, and screamed: "It's you, it's you, it's you, an outsider, who stole my pie, come on, pull her down, cut off her head, and let everyone know what will happen if you steal my pie......"
Several poker warriors stepped forward and grabbed Alice, Yang Yi was startled, the caterpillar prophet he could not save it, but Alice had to save it, after all, the pie was eaten by him, and he also expected Alice to take her out of this fucking underground world, seeing that the poker warrior was going to take Alice, who was still protesting and still chattering, down Alice, Yang Yi held the iron railing, used all his strength, and shouted at the Queen of Hearts: "I know who stole the pie!"