Chapter 8: I Know Who It Is
Although Yang Yi was not locked in the cell, this voice brushed up with a sense of existence, and everyone looked at him, the Queen of Hearts was no exception, and even fluted, it seemed that he couldn't remember who Yang Yi was, Yang Yi smiled bitterly, and felt that he was fortunate to shout, or he would not be locked up by the Queen of Hearts until he was old?
Alice saw Yang Yi and shouted happily: "It's him, it's him, he's the prince of the Divine Dragon Kingdom, I came here with him, but I haven't talked about him yet, now you should believe me......, right?
The Queen of Hearts couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted to the Heart Hook next to her, "Plug her mouth for me!"
"I'm just proving that I didn't steal the pie, you don't have the right to gag my mouth, oh, turtle grandson......" Alice's mouth was blocked by the red heart hook with a glove, and the whole world suddenly became clean and beautiful, even Yang Yi had this feeling, looking at the queen of hearts, Yang Yi grabbed the railing on the iron window and said: " Your Majesty, after a night of deliberation, I have decided to assist you in slaying to the earth, ruling the world above, and becoming the true Empress, and now please let me out, and I will help you find the thief who stole the pie. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
In fact, there is not much connection between agreeing to assist the Queen of Hearts and finding the thief who stole the pie, but the Queen of Hearts was very satisfied with Yang Yi's attitude, and said to him gently: "Dear Royal Highness Prince, I am glad that you made the right choice." ”
The Queen of Hearts let the plum blossom hook release Yang Yi, Yang Yi walked out of the cell and came to the fountain, he couldn't help but be in a trance, he slept twice, and dreamed twice, which means that everything is really not a dream now, he really crossed over, and he crossed more fucked, and he actually crossed into such an absurd world.
The Queen of Hearts said with her nostrils facing the sky: "Now, please help me find the thief who stole the pie, and we will cut off his head, and then discuss how to rule the earthly world." ”
Yang Yi looked around, a deck of playing cards, except for four 2s, there was no bigger card of the Queen of Hearts, almost all of them arrived, Yang Yi felt that it was necessary to wait for four 2s.
"Your Majesty, after you locked me up yesterday, I have been thinking about how to assist you, and I have not fallen asleep, in the second half of the night, I heard a movement, went to the window and looked out, and saw a figure, still holding a small round thing in his hand, that person should be the thief, he stole your pie, but the night is very dark, I can't see clearly, as long as you call everyone, I can tell who stole your pie. ”
Before speaking, use honorifics, what kind of respectful Her Majesty the Queen, which makes Yang Yi feel very awkward, but now it is a little smooth, the Queen of Hearts does not have too many scheming except for her temper and arrogance, and when she heard Yang Yi's words, she immediately asked the card warrior to call all the people over.
Yang Yi did this in the hope of getting the four 2s back, he thought that the underground kingdom was a deck of playing cards, but he didn't expect that there were a lot of strange people, mice, swallows, puppies, owls...... All kinds of strange animals are dressed like dogs, even the rabbit in a vest and glasses.
It seems that the area of the underground world ruled by the Queen of Hearts is really not small, and what Yang Yi didn't expect was that the caterpillar prophet was all bet over, presumably the poker warrior was afraid that the Queen of Hearts would not be satisfied, since she said that it was everyone, including the caterpillar prophet, and it was not seen for a day, and the caterpillar prophet changed his appearance, not the old man who smoked yesterday and watched the elf dance, but a grandson with a frown.
More and more strange animals came to the garden, and soon the garden was full, and the Queen of Hearts frowned and shouted: "Almost, almost, these are the closest, now let the prince from the Dragon Kingdom identify who stole the pie." ”
In the strange crowd, Yang Yi saw four 2s, the four of them stood together, a little wilted, but their eyes were very bright, and when they saw Yang Yi looking at them, they all nodded slightly, Yang Yi had a bottom in his heart, he turned around, and took out a small biscuit from the cookie box in his arms, first walked to a mouse and looked at it, the mouse was startled, and screamed: "It's not me, it's not me, it's not me." ”
"Well, it's not you, but you're kind of like you. After Yang Yi finished speaking, he walked to the side of the owl, still the same set of words, and the owl hurriedly defended: "It's not me, it's not me, I don't eat pies......" Yang Yi hummed, and then walked towards other people, his behavior caused a chain reaction, and these people in the underground kingdom seemed to get a rule, as long as they said that it was not me, it was not me...... Yang Yi seems to be able to say that it is indeed not you.
As a result, Yang Yi didn't have my excuses everywhere he passed, and even the animals in other places shouted that it wasn't me...... Soon there was an uproar, Yang Yi was very satisfied with the effect, walked quickly to the rabbit that led him and Alice, and asked softly, "Do you know how to get out?" If you don't tell me, I'll say that you stole the pie." ”
"It's not me, it's not me, I'm a rabbit, I love to eat turnips, I love vegetables, I don't like pies......" The rabbit thought that he would walk away if he said this, but who knew that Yang Yi laughed and whispered: "Guess, if I want to say it's you, will the Queen of Hearts think it's you? Will it cut off your head? You just need to tell me how to get out of this underground kingdom, I won't say that it's the pie you stole if you don't tell me how to get out, the pie is what you stole it." ”
The rabbit's red eyes showed fear, and he whispered to him, "Go out of the castle and run to the hill on the left, there is a hole at the foot of the mountain, slide out of the hole, and you will go to the outside world." ”
The rabbit is a smart rabbit, although Yang Yi doesn't know why the rabbit can go to the outside world, he doesn't want to know, as long as he knows how to escape, even if he achieves his goal, he let go of the rabbit and continues to sway in front of the animals around him, every strange animal looks at him in horror.
Yang Yi didn't think about who to frame, and walked to the caterpillar prophet, the caterpillar prophet looked at him very calmly, and didn't say that it wasn't me, Yang Yi originally wanted to say hello, but when he saw the virtue of the caterpillar prophet, his heart suddenly moved, and he knew the caterpillar first: "Prophet, how are you?"
"I'm fine, but I don't smoke, and I'm uncomfortable with my addiction. The caterpillar prophet talked to Yang Yi very realistically, Yang Yi stretched out his hand, the caterpillar prophet thought that Yang Yi was going to shake hands with him, and politely stretched out his foot, Yang Yi immediately stuffed the biscuit into the foot of the caterpillar prophet in the front, and whispered to him: "Eat the biscuit, or you will die here." ”
After speaking, Yang Yi turned his head sharply and shouted to the Queen of Hearts: "Your Majesty, the caterpillar prophet stole the pie, you see, there are still pie crumbs left on his feet." ”
Everyone looked at the caterpillar, and the sudden change startled the caterpillar prophet, and hurriedly shouted: "It's not me, it's not me......" Then I saw that everyone's eyes fell on the biscuit on his front foot, and in a hurry, the caterpillar prophet stuffed the biscuit into his mouth, still shouting: "It's not me, it's not me......"
The Queen of Hearts was furious and screamed, "You ate the leftover pie in front of me, and you dare to say that it wasn't you, and cut off his head for me!"
A few playing card warriors came with long swords, the caterpillar prophet ate the biscuit that could become bigger, and his body quickly became larger, and out of fear, the caterpillar prophet was startled, and all his feet moved together, and he wanted to run, and shouted as he ran: "It's not me, it's not me, it's not the pie I stole to eat." ”
In the blink of an eye, the caterpillar prophet is as big as a two-story building, and the sudden increase in size like a special mother dinosaur will definitely cause panic, and even better, the caterpillar prophet panicked to escape, but he couldn't run fast, which is not difficult to understand, have you ever seen a caterpillar that runs fast?
A few of the playing card warriors who pounced on them were scrambled by the caterpillar prophet who was getting bigger and bigger, and the scene immediately became chaotic, and the caterpillar prophet's body was soon going to fill the beautiful garden, and stepped on a lot of small animals, and it was very likely to continue to grow bigger.
It's all messed up like this, if Yang Yi doesn't grasp the opportunity, then he will be a shame to cross the world, Yang Yi has already done it, when the caterpillar prophet's body became bigger, he took advantage of the chaos to run to Alice's side, reached out and grabbed Alice and ran, the two playing card warriors who were holding Alice didn't react at all, and their attention was attracted by the caterpillar prophet who was getting bigger and bigger.
Grabbing Alice's hand, Yang Yi ran away with his legs and shouted at the four equally stupid 2 at the same time: "Set fire to protect me from escaping." ”
"Catch him, catch them...... Cut off their heads......" Yang Yi turned around and ran, and the angry screams of the Queen of Hearts sounded behind him, even more than two hundred decibels, but Yang Yi didn't even look back, in his opinion, the Queen of Hearts has nothing but being irritable, and her brain is as big as a pine nut, saying that she has an IQ, it is all to praise her.
The people in the garden, everyone is suspected of stealing pies, but the caterpillar prophet is not, because the caterpillar prophet is locked up, but the queen of hearts believes it, for this kind of wise queen of hearts, Yang Yi can completely crush her, even if he is arrested again, he has nothing to worry about, but it is better to leave this ghost place early.
Dragged Alice out of the garden, ran out of the castle, fuck Yang Yi got lost, the unlucky rabbit told him to run out of the castle and run towards the east mountain, but this ghost place doesn't even have the sun, that side is the east? Yang Yi looked around in confusion, and a figure ran past him with a whooshing sound, shouting loudly: "Oh no, it's on fire......"
It was the unlucky rabbit, Yang Yi was in good spirits, and dragged Alice to chase after the rabbit, the fire behind him was soaring, crackling non-stop, and all kinds of animals fled in panic......