When I was naïve, I loved to eat!

"Eating" is like a mother's milk and a woman's breasts, which always make me eager and yearning. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I remember when I was five, six, seven, or eight years old, I often hid with my childhood friend Hong Kunzhao under the offering table in the Qingyangyuan temple in our village, and stretched out my hand to steal offerings to eat while the pilgrims were not paying attention. Sometimes, like robbers on the road, we would sit directly on the path frequented by pedestrians and intercept pilgrims who worship Buddha and ask for something to eat.

Actually, to be precise, Hong Kunzhao is more like a little robber who blocks the road and robs, while I am more like a stupid little beggar.

Why?

Because Hong Kunzhao is very smart, and I am stupid, really stupid, there is no more stupid child in this world than I was at that time.

At that time, in order to get something to eat, I stupidly called the pilgrims passing by, my parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, uncles, and aunts...... Anyway, as long as I can get something to eat, let me call my grandfather and grandmother, I'm willing!

What silly!

It's really silly!

Silly so cute!

The pilgrims who I had brought with me always smiled at my call, and then brought me the delicious things in the basket to eat, so I smiled more than them.

Do you still think I'm stupid? stupid. But I have something to eat. It's like you say I'm, but I have women to play with, and you don't, so I'm very happy, and you're not happy. As for what you say I'm, I don't care, I just play with women. In the same way, I just eat, I don't care what others say I'm stupid.

Eating, when I was a child, fascinated me more than women. Because I was still an ignorant child at that time, even my JJ was convex, and the woman's BB was concave, I didn't know this exquisite body structure, how could I know that the pleasure produced by the combination of men and women **** bumps is more fascinating than "eating"?

Fools, after all, there are foolish blessings!

The reason why my little friend Hong Kunzhao was just a small robber and not a big robber was because he was still a child at the time. Of course, there is also a layer of meaning that there is always only one person he "robs", and that person is me!

Hong Kunzhao always sits back and enjoys the results. When I get something delicious from the baskets of pilgrims of false relatives such as "father, mother, grandparents, uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, etc.", that's when he makes a move.

At that time, he was a year older than me, taller than me, and his strength was stronger than mine, and when I saw him come out and reach out to me, I must give him half of it, otherwise what if he beats him? But my thoughts at that time were not so complicated, I just regarded him as my good partner, although this partner was very unqualified, and always wanted to get something for nothing, but I was still very willing to give him half of the food......

Alas!

I really miss the days when I was simple and carefree!

This is an era that can't be returned, and there are always good memories in the era that can't be returned!

[Appendix 1]

"Chairman, do you have that Ye Mingfang's QQ?" This is Hong Hezhang's unintentional words.

"Yes, I even have her phone, do you want it?" Deng Andong replied in a tone like teasing the woman in the Qinglou, smiling, so cute. No wonder he is called Tutu with big ears by others, and he is called Teletubbies by Hong Hezhang.

Deng Andong is the chairman of the self-discipline committee and a first-level cadre of the school, and if the school is replaced by the state, he is equivalent to the president of the country.

Of course, needless to say, the manly Deng Andong alone surpasses Jinshuang Ramen, full of energy.

Hong Hezhang secretly guessed: If he wears Jinba men's clothing, it will be simply an evolved version of American Superman.

Hearing Deng Andong's words, Hong Hezhang was a little unconvinced, but he still preferred to believe it.

So, Hong Hezhang was so anxious that he jumped up from the bed like ants on a hot pot, and the monkey said anxiously: "Give it to me, give it to me quickly......"

Hong Hezhang's left hand is longer than a beggar, but the beggar is relatively simple, nothing more than asking for money!

Hong Hezhang's thoughts are more complicated, because in addition to his admiration for Ye Mingfang, he also has the meaning of admiration.

"I'm not free right now, I'll give it to you later. Deng Andong ignored him and went out.

"Liar, dead pig breath, stinky pig breath, hum ......" Hong Hezhang was very angry, angry and childish with ignorance.

Hong Hezhang reluctantly lay back in his original position, guessing Ye Mingfang's appearance.

In fact, Hong Hezhang had already seen Ye Mingfang, but at that time, his eyes were myopic minus 300 degrees, and he didn't wear glasses, so he was blurry when watching.

After that, Ye Mingfang was called a fairy sister by Hong Hezhang, which was really justified, and it lived up to its name.

Because Ye Mingfang's wide range of interests is really surprising, she likes tea art, loves poetry and songs, can play the guzheng, and blow gourd silk......

Moreover, she is also a beautiful tour guide, which can be described as a unique talent.

Lying on the bed, Hong Hezhang couldn't help but remember that the first time he met Ye Mingfang was at the tea ceremony performance in the first semester of his freshman year.

The tea ceremony show is organized by the Tourism Association.

Hong Hezhang and Yip Mingfang are both members of the tourism association.

Joining the tourism association, Ye Mingfang is very natural, because she is studying tourism!

And Hong Hezhang is purely casual, because he wants to engage in literature, and since he was a child, he was determined to write a successful martial arts novel to surpass Jin Yong, not to mention surpassing, at least comparable to him.

At the same time, Hong Hezhang also secretly thought: instead of reading thousands of books, it is better to travel thousands of miles.

So, Hong Hezhang joined the tourism association and met Ye Mingfang by chance.

This tea ceremony performance is the first event since the establishment of the Tourism Association, and the decoration is very grand and the atmosphere is very lively.

That night, Hong Hezhang arrived at the event site early like a chicken in the morning, but to his surprise, when he entered the lecture hall, he found that it was the first snow in 2002, which was later than the others.

Hong Hezhang looked for a long time, and found that there were a few characters sitting in the front rows who looked like they had heads and faces, looking at them at first, Hong Hezhang was very respectful, but then turned to contempt, he thought, even if he has a head and a face, it is impossible to come from the center.

At most, they are individual figures below the dean's level.

When he had finished the inspection, he found a seat in the middle and sat down, and he did not dare to sit in front of him, because the seat was reserved by those figures, and he did not dare to sit in the back, because he was short-sighted, and always squinted when he looked at others, for fear that he would be said to despise him. So he chose a middle-of-the-road position.

Hong Hezhang wiped the dust with his hands and sat down.

At this time, the music on the computer just sounded, and the artistic conception was very beautiful and ancient.

Hong Hezhang shook his head as he learned from the ancient scholars, and tried his best to listen to the sound of this paradise, forgetting the people he didn't want to see and the unpleasant things he saw just now.

He turned around, turned around several times, and inadvertently turned to the corner of the door, and found that there were many girls wearing cheongsams!

At that time, Hong Hezhang thought: The tourism association is really thoughtful, the arrangement is grand enough, and so many hostesses are invited.

Immediately, he was surprised to hear the host's introduction, and realized that those people and himself belonged to the tourism association. And they're all senior sisters.

Since they are all compatriots, Hong Hezhang paid more attention and observed his words and emotions more, and as a result, his eyes were like a bad clock fixed at that second, and his straight gaze was like a second hand pointing at that moment, and this scale was exactly what he was aiming at now, which was beautiful and amazing.

Hong Hezhang finally let out a voice in silence: "Is this human?...... Fairy Sister...... Fairy Sister ......"

It may be that the quality of the girls in the school is too poor, and the sudden appearance of a good quality is really difficult for Hong Hezhang to accept.

The event went ahead as scheduled, and the host announced the start of the event.

With the end of the multimedia PPT screening, a girl walked out from the side and stood in front of the multimedia screen!

Hong Hezhang's gaze also drifted 90 degrees with the girl, and then froze.

At this time, the host held the microphone tightly and introduced politely: "This is from the tourism 0701 class, so we will ask her to introduce herself." ”

Then the host put away the waiter-like hand and handed the microphone to the girl with his other hand!

The girl took the microphone and introduced it like the central host, and the standard Mandarin she spoke was incomprehensible.

I only heard the girl introduce: "I am from the tourism 0701 class, my name is Ye Mingfang, and I am from FJ Longyan." ”

A short introduction that highlights the perfection of the extra-long length.

Ye Mingfang, a veritable name, has since left a trace in Hong Hezhang's heart, led to a myth, and shaped a legend.

With Ye Mingfang's introduction, the beautiful scenery of Wuyi Mountain appeared on the multimedia screen, and Ye Mingfang said: "Today, I will be a tour guide for everyone, and we will go to Wuyi Mountain together to appreciate the beauty of nature." ”

Hong Hezhang doesn't care if it's Wuyi Mountain or Wuzhi Mountain, what beautiful scenery, what mountains and rivers are beautiful, all roll to the side!

He only appreciates the last four words of such a good day, such a night, such a beautiful scenery, and such a beautiful woman.

I don't know if it's because of bad ears or insanity, or delirium, maybe the latter is more likely, Hong Hezhang actually forgot Ye Mingfang's full name, and vaguely only remembered that there was a word "Fang" in her name.

Hong Hezhang scratched the back of his head and spit out a few words indistinctly: "Xiaofang, it should be Xiaofang, right?"

It was not long before he forgot her name, and it was okay to be another girl, but for Ye Mingfang, Hong Hezhang felt that it was a sin, and he couldn't forgive himself.

Ye Mingfang's narration is vivid and interesting, and the beautiful posture between gestures makes Hong Hezhang go from being unable to forgive himself to even more unable to forgive himself.

When Hong Hezhang was in the midst of self-harm, he suddenly burst into thunderous applause, which came in time and saved Hong Hezhang's life, otherwise the degree of rupture of his mind might exceed that of the Great Rift Valley.

Only then did Hong Hezhang soberly realize that Ye Mingfang's guide had ended.

"Did everyone say she was good?" said the host.

"Good!"

"Do you think she's beautiful?" asked the moderator again.

Hong Hezhang was a little unhappy when he heard the previous question, but when he heard this sentence again, he was immediately angry, he really wanted to get up and rush to the host and shout three times, I will kill you......

What's more, the man is a man, which means that someone wants to rob him, and he has to share it with others, which makes him even more unforgivable.

Hong Hezhang is like this, he only takes meat from officials, not from the people, and does not let others possess him at all.

From this, it can be seen that Hong Hezhang's appreciation of beauty is a bit perverted.

Hong Hezhang is a natural appreciator, and he can also be said to be a pervert who pursues beauty. He is selfish to the United States.

What Hong Hezhang didn't expect was that all the students reacted to this question much less violently than the previous question, which also shows that in fact, everyone has possessiveness, mental disorders, and psychological defects.

It's just that Hong Hezhang is a realist, a person who dares to give direct advice, and he will directly show any psychological activities and say them boldly. Usually such a person is not suitable to be an official, and even if he is an official, he is repeatedly ostracized, disgusting, and his life is short.

This has long been a precedent in ancient times, and it is commonplace.

The host listened to the sound of the scene a lot, and he felt a little embarrassed, so he hurriedly calculated the draft and said a high-level transition sentence, which was so high that it made people even more dissatisfied, the host said: "She is not only a beautiful tour guide, but also a very good tea artist, let's let her prepare first, and watch her tea art performance later." ”

Saying this sentence is equivalent to sending a battle post to the other girls next to her, because the tea art performance is not only Ye Mingfang, and the host only says that she is good, and does not take others in his eyes at all.

Hong Hezhang found this and looked at the girls on the side, and found that their eyes were a little strange, some were oblique, some were squinting, and some were staring, with thousands of shapes and sizes......

But they all have one thing in common, and that is that they all look at the host.

Being stared at by so many people, the host suddenly felt furious, and then he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he couldn't help but regret it.