When I was in elementary school, I loved Hung Hye Ming!

At that time, I could basically tell who was a man and who was a woman. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Although I knew that the man's JJ was convex at the time, I still didn't know that the woman's BB was concave.

Hong Huiming was very smart when he was in elementary school, and he was a standard little beauty. She and I are not from the same village, but my house is not far from her house, and her house is very close to the primary school.

At that time, I was still very simple-minded, I just wanted to go to class with Hong Huiming, play together, do homework together, and go home together after school......

Sometimes when I pass by Hung Huiming's house, I always stop on the road for a few minutes, look at the door of her house, and hope that she is also going to school at this time, and then I can pretend to meet her by chance, well, what a coincidence, we can finally go to school together!

I was stupid as a kid. Of course, it's also stupid now.

When I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, I couldn't even learn to drive a bicycle, so when I went to school, sometimes I had to walk, and sometimes I was bicycled by my classmates from the elementary school in the same village......

I remember once I went to the "Dragon Trace Pavilion" with Hong Huiming and my primary school classmates Hong Yongle and Hong Xiaoying in the same village. It's just that the road to the "Dragon Trace Pavilion" was very steep at that time, not to mention the people who rode the car, even if you rode alone, it was difficult to climb up. At that time, Hong Yongle and Hong Xiaoying, who took turns to carry me, were sweating profusely, and they were really complaining about me, and they wanted to leave me behind.

However, I turned a deaf ear to their complaints, and only looked at Hong Huiming.

At that time, Hong Huiming was sitting in another classmate's car. It was the winter vacation, the weather was a little cold, and the students who drove us definitely didn't feel cold because of the hard pedaling, but those of us who sat comfortably in the car definitely felt cold. At that time, I was wearing relatively little, so Hong Huiming took off a white scarf around his neck and handed it to me, and I was so shameless that I just took it and wrapped it around my neck. At that time, I had two thoughts in my heart, the first was, she liked me too, and the second was, this white scarf is really TMD-scented! Well, yes, virgin incense, it's virgin incense!

We were both rural and were elementary school students, and we certainly didn't use perfumes, cosmetics, and all that nonsense, so I now know that this scent must have been her natural body scent, which is a virgin scent, because she was a virgin at the time. I don't know if it's now?

When I was in elementary school, I was very timid, I liked Hong Huiming, I had a crush on Hong Huiming, and I never dared to confess to her...... Damn, if it were now, I would definitely not do it again, rush over immediately, hold hands, kiss, and ...... Haha, just kidding!

[Appendix 2]

Time is like flowing water, twenty minutes have passed, Hong Hezhang did not see half a figure shaking, and he was anxious, because he was anxious to see his fairy sister appear.

The music played on the multimedia before, Hong Hezhang thought it was very ancient, but now he said it was bullshit. It can be seen that the degree of heat intensity is no worse than that of the Flaming Mountain.

Just as Hong Hezhang was anxiously waiting, a sudden troop made Hong Hezhang startled, and his eyes jumped out several feet like a cartoon with a spring.

In fact, there is nothing special, the people who came in from the gate were the girls who were standing next to them in cheongsams just now, but they just put on some more foundation and decorated their faces a few times.

But why is Hong Hezhang so exaggerated?

Because he saw the penultimate person who came in, and that person was Ye Mingfang.

It's just that the dress has changed from the plain dress just now to a cheongsam, and the face is pink and jade.

In Hong Hezhang's eyes, other girls are like goblins, but Ye Mingfang is more like a fairy sister than a fairy sister.

They took their seats one by one, and the tea set in front of them had been set up in the free time just now.

Boiling water, pouring tea and burning incense, the well order is clear.

Hong Hezhang has never seen a traditional and elegant tea ceremony, and he usually only sees his father drinking tea as rudeness as drinking wine at home.

Hong Hezhang of course only paid attention to Ye Mingfang's tea ceremony performance at this time, and ignored others.

I saw that Ye Mingfang's wind and bones had not moved, and there was already an incense burner urn next to her, and the fragrance lingered.

If it were someone else, Hong Hezhang would have already cheered: Oh, the white bone spirit has appeared!

But at this time, his mind was: Oh, the fairy has descended to earth, and the fairy sister is here!

Before Hong Hezhang finished his excitement, Ye Mingfang's slender hand had already picked up the teaspoon, gently and slowly twisted the tea leaves into the teapot, poured the boiling spring water step by step, and poured it into the teacup like a lady, the teacups were lined up, and the tea was poured in from left to right;

A drink cleanses the sleep, and the love is full of refreshment;

Drink my mind again, and suddenly sprinkle light dust like rain;

Three drinks will be the way, why bother to break the troubles.

Tea with beautiful women, this scene should only be in the sky.

Hong and Zhang had an epiphany.

After the ceremony, the tea ladies took the poured tea as if they were holding their own children and tasted them to those characters with heads and faces, and their sincerity was like a god.

Of course, the building near the water gets the moon first, and some students in front of them who are like little monsters are also fortunate enough to be able to drink a cup, in fact, how to taste tea, whether it is good or not, they don't understand, even if it is difficult to drink, they will think like this, maybe good tea is like this!

This is like a god in the sky who spits out saliva and is drunk by mortals, and he will also say that it is a fairy dew from heaven, sweet and pure, and the juice is delicious.

This may also be the emotion that Hong Hezhang, who was sitting in the middle at the time, did not drink the tea, and he couldn't eat grapes, saying that the grapes were sour.

This tea ceremony performance was faintly recalled in Hong Hezhang's mind, and the memory was so vague.

In fact, for Hong Hezhang at that time, this was just a beautiful chance encounter, an unforgettable encounter.

Because he had no intention of studying, he wanted to drop out of school, and it was not until later that he was open-minded.

However, the fairy sister Ye Mingfang has always kept Hong Hezhang in mind, and he also feels that he is so small that he is not worthy of her, if he can say a word to her, it is also a toad who wants to eat swan meat.

Everything was reincarnated in Hong Hezhang's mind, and the green onion mixed with ramen echoed in the depths of his memory.

After a stick of incense, Deng Andong came back, and as soon as he entered the door, he noticed that Hong Hezhang was like a corpse, and he didn't know what he was meditating on.

At this time, he remembered Hong Hezhang's question just now, so Deng Andong asked unexpectedly: "Hezhang, do you want Xiaofang's QQ?"

It may be that Ye Mingfang's figure is slender and petite and cute, and her classmates are used to calling her Xiaofang for convenience.

As soon as Deng Andong's words came out, Hong Hezhang, who was addicted to illusions, was like Sun Wukong being born, jumped up from the bed again, and said, "...... Want...... It is necessary to ...... the arrangement of three consecutive words, layer by layer, and the tone is stronger than the other.

"Wait a minute. After speaking, Deng Andong returned to the dormitory, opened QQ from the computer, and wrote it down for Hong Hezhang.

"What about the phone?" Hong Hezhang stretched out his hand and opened his mouth, as if the phone number could be held by hand and answered by mouth.

At the same time, Hong Hezhang's demeanor also seemed to imply that Deng Andong took the phone number in his hand and threw it into his mouth.

"Telephone?" Deng Andong said stupidly.

"Well, the phone. ”

Hong Hezhang was impatient, so he began to think of recruiting children and began to flatter: "Deng Andong, chairman, chairman." ”

A little girl snuggled on the boy's shoulder, coquettish enough.

"Don't come to this set, when I am useful to you, the chairman keeps calling, when it is useless, stinky pig breath, dead pig breath, Teletubbies. If you do this again, I won't give it to you. ”

Hong Hezhang is a little thankless and has little hope.

Even though there is no way out, he still holds the idea of another village.

Then he said, "No, no, hurry up, give it to me." ”

Deng Andong couldn't stand the soft grinding and hard bubbles, so he had no choice but to take out the Nokia N72 pure black mobile phone that looked like a big brother, find Ye Mingfang's phone number and hand it to Hong Hezhang.

Hong Hezhang was a little skeptical, his eyes turned around like Taiji, and he secretly thought to himself: "Could it be fake?"

In the end, Hong Hezhang still broke through: "Chairman, you won't lie to me, right?"

was asked by Hong Hezhang like this, Deng Andong seemed to have done a good deed but was struck by thunder from the sky, very innocent.

So he said, "If you don't believe me, then I'll call her now." ”

Say it, hit it.

"Hey, Xiaofang, I'm Deng Andong. "The voice is very nasal and the tone is like that of a Teletubbies.

"Oh, Deng Andong, what's the matter?" Ye Mingfang asked a little unexpectedly.

"Can't I look for you if there's nothing?"

"Yes!"

"Well, you've been to Wuyi Mountain many times, right? If we go to Wuyi Mountain and find you as a tour guide, will we?"

In fact, Deng Andong had nothing to say, and he didn't know what to say when he called Ye Mingfang, just to confirm to Hong Hezhang that this number was true, so he had nothing to say, so he had to find a topic related to her profession to talk about.

Next, although Hong Hezhang listened attentively, he still didn't listen, I don't know what Ye Mingfang replied?

Hong Hezhang's ears were as big as pigs, and he faintly heard a few words, but they were all intermittent and didn't know what to do.

After a long time, Hong Hezhang suddenly heard Deng Andong say: "I heard...... There's a guy who likes you very much, you know?"

Deng Andong said as he looked at Hong Hezhang sitting on the bed opposite, smiling at each other speechlessly.

And Hong Hezhang was suddenly red and his heart was beating faster when Deng Andong said this, and he was shy enough to catch up with the little girl.

"Really, who is it?" Ye Mingfang replied in surprise.

This sentence was accidentally heard by Hong and Zhang's newly practiced Shunfeng ear, he wanted to rush out of bed, grabbed his mobile phone, and shouted loudly: "It's me, it's me, it's me." ”

It's a pity, it's just thinking about it, and I don't have the guts.

Deng Andong was like a roundworm in Hong Hezhang's stomach, knowing what he was thinking, so he expressed it for him: "He is by my side now." ”

"Oh. Ye Mingfang just thought it was a joke, and she didn't take it to heart at all.

After that, they chatted a few more words, and the mobile phone hung up in front of Hong Hezhang with a reluctant face.

Deng Andong said: "How is it, believe it?"

"Well, I believe it. Hong and Zhang said.

At this time, Zhang Guangyan, who was playing online CF, suddenly stood up and said: "Oh, you said Ye Mingfang! Hezhang, you didn't go out with us last semester, when Suning was carrying out festival activities, Ye Mingfang was singing there, you don't know that the scene was a red flag exhibition, gongs and drums lifted the sky, and there were crowds; If you were there at the time, it would be strange if you didn't faint. ”

Zhang Guangyan shook his hand and shook his tail, and said very energetically, Hong Hezhang salivated and opened his mouth, listening more energetically.

Hong Hezhang believed what Zhang Guangyan said, because if he didn't have personal experience, where did he come from to say it so loudly.

Of course, maybe what the leader said was like this, the tone was exaggerated and a little intimidating, and what he said was also loud.

Zhang Guangyan, Deng Andong's subordinate, the minister of the Ministry of Discipline Inspection, and the right-hand man of the Self-Discipline Commission. He is also a shrewd and capable man.

"Alas, girl, what a pity! That day, wow...... Singing is ...... Wow...... Very good! Very good! The people next to you...... They all came around...... Good!

Zhang Xiaogui, who was playing the Tianlong game, also stood up, and while talking obscenely, he stroked Hong Hezhang who was leaning on the head of the bed with his right hand, exaggerating more than Minister Zhang Guangyu.

This also just confirms the sentence: the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and a new generation buries the old.

Because Zhang Xiaogui is the deputy minister of the Ministry of Discipline Inspection, it can be said that the latecomer is superior.

Zhang Xiaogui, nicknamed "Little Guizi, Your Father-in-law, Tian Boguang".

Hong Hezhang was called "girl", which was also given by Zhang Xiaogui.

In fact, it's not fake at all, Hong Hezhang usually behaves and behaves like a girl, not at all.

Actually, you shouldn't say girl, you should say childish.

Hong Hezhang also knows that he is very indecisive and unhappy in doing things, but he often thinks: Life is very unsatisfactory, why should he be so restrained and nervous in life and work; he also feels that this kind of character that does not attract the attention of others can allow him to better discover the corruption of society and explore the ugliness of people's hearts.

Therefore, he always likes to pursue Lu Xun's pleasure of using the pen as a dagger when writing articles, because that kind of point-to-point stimulation can make him sing the praises for several days. So Hong Hezhang is a bit perverted and a bit hypocritical.

However, there is another point, and that is idiocy. (That's a story for later.) ）