I was sitting there, sleeping soundly. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info two large plates of pork ribs are all in front of me, just when I am struggling with whether to eat sweet and sour pork ribs or steamed pork ribs first, I might as well be named by Yan Jun.

"Recently, the financial difficulties of the underworld, so this gentleman is going to find a few people to engage in income generation, first experiment, if feasible, and then gradually promote it, and implement the self-sufficiency of the underworld economy. What do you think, Mother Meng?"

Leng might as well be named, it's really a little unaccustomed.

Sleepy-eyed, I woke up reluctantly in a thunderous male voice, twisted my sore neck, and slowly echoed: "Okay, good, the lord is wise." ”

"Do you have any suggestions?" a thunderous male voice swept across the main hall, and the gods and monarchs in the main hall were silent.

I closed my eyes and was about to continue the sweet dream that was enough to make the immortal drool just now, but I didn't expect Yan Jun's words to turn around and bring them to me again: "Meng Po, do you have any good suggestions?"

This style of painting is wrong~~ Why is the newly appointed little Hades so interested in me today.

I squinted my eyes, a touch of Ling Li disappeared in my eyes, and the person was a little sober, and immediately suppressed the doubts in my heart and said loudly to the man in a dark robe sitting on the throne: "The lord is wise, and the old body doesn't have any good suggestions. ”

It is not an exaggeration to call yourself an old man. Yan Jun, who just took office this year, is named Yun Ziyou, who is only over two thousand years old, and the young man is handsome in spirit, but he is a little cold. And I, Meng Po of the underworld, am more than 40,000 years old, although I am a fairy, but I am also old with gray temples and wrinkles, and even my teeth are missing one in the east and one in the west.

But it doesn't matter, despite my old age and lack of teeth, it is difficult to extinguish my true love "bones". Oh, and to explain, the bones here are not skeletons walking around Hades, but pork ribs, delicious and tempting ribs.

When our father, the old Hades, the previous Hades, was still young, we once went to the folk to eat pork ribs together, and since then, I have fallen in love with these things.

However, at that time, the old Hades King was still dragging his nose, tugging at my sleeve and calling me "Mother-in-law~~". Even at that time, I had only one out of my thirty-six teeth. Now, I have less than six teeth left.

Well, I must admit that during the period of the old Hades, I was already very old~~ Of course, I am even older now. So old that I'm almost retiring.

However, I am not retiring now. Why? You are stupid, now that the financial crisis is so bad, you are retired and drink the northwest wind, where is there still money to buy ribs to eat. Moreover, the position of Meng Po is not coveted by many people, unless it is an old woman like me.

"Since the Zhuqing family has no objections, let's decide it first. In two days, I'll send a list. I hope that all of you will do your best to contribute to the difficulties of the underworld. ”

Yun Ziyou glanced at the hall majestically, and then fell on me with a deep gaze like water, and I not only got goosebumps but also felt a chill in my heart: Could it be that I was found out by selling Meng Po soup......

The economy of Hades is sluggish, and it is not a year or two. When the old Hades had not yet driven west, the wages of the Hades were often in arrears.

Niu Tou also often complained to me: "Mother-in-law, in order to save oil money, I have begun to steal the oil in the oil pot, otherwise, I can't live this day~~."

As a high-ranking civil servant with a face in front of the Hades King, you can imagine that an ordinary clerk, who is old and not very high in status like me, naturally can't live a life. So, I secretly developed a new business: buying and selling Forgetful Water.

The water of forgetfulness is actually Meng Po soup. However, one is for the living to drink, and the other is for the dead.

Whether it is forgetful water or Meng Po soup, it is all to forget the past. Although the names are different, the effect is exactly the same.

At the beginning, when I was going to sell Meng Po soup privately, I wanted to use my 10,000-year-old golden signboard, Meng Po soup. But the ghost mother said that this was too ostentatious. It's better to change the name.

The name was given by the ghost mother, but it is derived from the son of the ghost mother. The ghost mother's son is a fashionable young man, I don't know where he learned a song, and sings every day "Ahh......h

The final result was that the ghost mother was also brainwashed. When we almost racked our brains to come up with N forehead lines and chin lines, she said amazingly: "Ahhh

That's where the name comes from.

Because there are too many things to worry about, and my soup is very clear and rich and delicious, I suddenly lose it when I take a bite, and I forget what I want to forget when I go down to the bowl. This trickling effect has led to a good reputation for my Forgetfulness Water, so more and more people come to me to secretly buy Forgetfulness Water.

Relying on this road to make a fortune, I finally became an old fairy woman who was not high in position and power, but spoke confidently and was blushed by many gods.

This turned serf feels very good about singing, so under the suggestion of Niu Tou Ma Mian and the ghost mother and son Xiao Zhong, I am ready to develop Forgetful Water into a complete industrial chain, and strive to become a listed company with one-stop service. Like Xiao Zhong said, it was listed on that NASDAQ for a whole month.

Although, I don't know what NASDAQ is at all. However, I still look forward to the prospects described by Xiao Zhong.

Just when I was full of confidence and ready to make my forgetful aquatic industry bigger and stronger, a piece of literature cut off my beautiful imagination for the future.

Over the years, although our Hades has also kept pace with the times, civil servants have each had a DEATHPHONE. But whenever there is something important to post, Hades uses the traditional script.

The text was released by the ghost-faced bird to the public notice outside the hall of the underworld, with large golden characters, floating in the air, and not dispersed for three hours. No matter where you are in the underworld, you can see the glittering inscriptions.

When I saw my name on the inscription, I made up my mind to sneak away, and then returned to Meng's mansion to close the door and ask the ghost mother to help spread the news that Meng Po was seriously ill. Wait until it's over, and then reappear.

In this way, when the Lord Hades interrogated him later, he deduced that he was old, his eyes were not good, he didn't see, and then he fell seriously ill, and he felt very guilty for failing to live up to the grace of the lord.

However, before this perfect plan could be implemented, it was strangled in the cradle by a group of 'hot-blooded' immortal friends.

Before the text was released, I was playing mahjong with a few old fairy friends by the Lechuan River.

You know, global warming, Hades has been hot every year in recent years, and Xiao Zhong, who is very business-minded, not only contracted a large area of land next to the Lechuan River, but also set up a lovely entertainment project of water mahjong by the Lechuan River.

I heard that Xiao Zhong said that this gadget was invented by humans, and it was very cool off. While I was playing mahjong, I couldn't help but praise in my heart: human beings really know how to play!

The cool breeze by the Lechuan River, the mandala looked as red as blood, and the mahjong was extremely happy. I almost couldn't get out of my mind.

But when the ghost-faced bird's mournful cry sounded, I remembered that the other day, Lord Hades was a little uneasy about his "special care". Therefore, under the pretext that God has three urgency, he secretly escaped from the mahjong table.

Sure enough, peeking in the distance, I found the glittering words Meng Guang on the inscription. I was so scared that I ran away while no one was looking.

Before I could escape a few steps, I was dragged out by a sharp-eyed fairy friend.

"Granny Meng, congratulations, you are the only immortal friend in our area who has been selected to generate income, which is enough to prove that the lord values you. "The old earth fairy with the long beard was the first to attack.

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations, congratulations, ......"

The successive joys and flattery made me a little dizzy, I couldn't help it, I was old. If there were a bunch of people talking in your ear, you'd think it was a swarm of flies buzzing. Nothing can be heard clearly.

So, I was dizzy and ready to go back to Mengfu to sleep.

"Granny Meng, how can you not celebrate such a happy event. I don't know when we can go to your mansion to disturb?" a big black face grabbed me, who looked dazed, and asked with a humble gentleman's face.

I squinted my eyes and thought for a long time before I remembered that he was the head of the main hall of Yama, named Bao Heizi.

Bao Heizi turned out to be not like this, and if an evil ghost refused to accept the verdict, he would personally pick up the long-sleeved tube and beat him. But since a small official named Kong Lao Er was promoted to his long book, he has become the humble and polite person he is now, and his style of acting has changed greatly.

FOR EXAMPLE, IF THERE IS ANOTHER EVIL GHOST WHO IS NOT CONVINCED, HE WILL PICK UP A CUP OF TEA AND A STOOL, AND REASON WITH HIM, FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE CREATION TO THE RAPID DEVELOPMENT OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY, FROM THE PRICE OF THE LAND IN THE UNDERWORLD TO THE PRESENT DAETHPHONE HAS COME OUT TO 6S. In the end, the evil ghost who talked about it foamed at the mouth, pointing at Bao Heizi and couldn't say a word.

After this incident, Bao Heizi's fame spread in the underworld, and he was also transferred directly from the eighth layer of hell to the main hall of Yama, achieving a perfect transformation from the local to the central.

However, I heard the gossip from the ghost mother that the reason why the evil ghost foamed at the mouth was not because Bao Heizi's big words moved him to change his mind, but because Bao Heizi's tirade made him miss taking medicine regularly, and the sheep had a seizure.

Thinking about it like this, my face turned into a chrysanthemum: "Xiao Hei, what are you talking about?My mother-in-law is old, and her ears are not good~~"

"Master Bao asked you when you would set up the feast, so we could celebrate together. Someone replied in a loud voice.

"What's a good thing! Say it, and make my wife happy~~" I pretended not to understand, but I still had a 'loving' face.

"You don't know?" asked Bao Heizi with some hesitation.

"What?" I was still dazed. Article 37 of the Handbook of Relying on the Elderly: Hearing loss in old age is a natural law. Since you don't want to hear some things, you should pretend not to hear them, and pretend to be the end. Otherwise, prefer not to pretend.