Chapter 2 Preparations

"Lord Meng Po, look at what is written in this inscription:

The current situation of the underworld, this gentleman is worried. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info tossing and turning for a few days, thinking of a method. From now on, the general Wang Dynasty Mahan, the soul attraction king Ye Shen, and the main secretary of the Fire Lotus Hell will form the Hades Pioneer Income Generation Team together with Meng Po, the director of the Nai He Bridge, and the head of the Nai He Bridge, Meng Po, will be the main division, and all the staff will obey his orders, and the resources of the Hades will be used according to the dispatch. Each person has a deadline of three days to deliver his or her position and take up his post as soon as possible. Chin this. ”

Those who have good deeds recited word by word for me.

"yes. Master Meng Po, who has been the director of Nai He Bridge for tens of thousands of years, this time, although he is the leader of a pioneer expedition, but if he does a good job, he will implement the big action of generating income in the underworld in the future, and when the time comes, the economy of the underworld may be under your control~~" One person hurriedly agreed.

The captain of the vanguard expedition team is in charge of four people...... That's a nice thing to say.

Although my previous position as the director of the Nai He Bridge was only responsible for the road maintenance and sanitation of the Nai He Bridge, and the position was not very big and did not sound very imposing, but the more than 30 people in the Nai He Bridge Road Maintenance Engineering Team and the Health Team added up to my orders, not to mention, just collecting the "tolls" of the ghosts who crossed the Nai He Bridge was enough to receive my soft hand.

What's more, Meng Po soup also has five dark coins per bowl, and the sales volume of thousands of bowls a day. In private, forgetting the water is also expensive...... Now, not only are there fewer people under me, but also those "income generation" are no longer in my hands......

That's a lot of money! My dream of a big household of 100 million yuan! I buy two plates of pork ribs and eat one plate and pour one plate! Although my heart hurts so much that I dripping blood, I still have to make a flattered look on my face: "Really?, I didn't expect that my wife will also come to work, hehe~~he~"

"Mother-in-law, when are you going to hold a banquet to celebrate?" the clever ghost came up and smiled and flattered.

Who is your mother-in-law, what are you calling nonsense~ You are born and long, you don't have any relatives at all...... I complained fiercely in my heart, and my face was still smiling with a 'loving' look: "Okay~ Okay, please enjoy the Mengfu ...... the night after tomorrow."

After receiving some compliments and congratulations from everyone, I had to get out.

Back to Mengfu, have lunch, and start handing over matters. Although the matter is not big, it is very trivial, so busy, unconsciously it has reached noon on the third day after the release of the article.

It's less than a few hours before the dinner in the evening, and there is no way, so I use the sound transmission technique to call the ghost mother for help. Half an hour later, the ghost mother came with a large group of ghosts.

I looked at this situation and almost peed: "Ah Li, I asked you to find a few cooks to help, how can you ...... Why do you bring such a large group of ghosts~~"

The original name of the ghost mother was A Wuli, who obtained the Tao from Xiaoyu Mountain in the South China Sea 100,000 years ago, and was named "Ghost Aunt God".

The ghost mother has a high status in the underworld, and even the Ten Halls Yan Jun and the Eighteen Hell Lords have to salute her and respect: "Auntie." I'm afraid that now in the underworld, except for the Jizo King Bodhisattva who sees the head and the tail of the dragon, only I can call him by his name.

The original body of the ghost mother, the tiger dragon foot, the python eyebrows, the shape is strange and strange, and it is difficult to describe. But the phantom body is a beautiful woman, although she has been a little old in the past 10,000 years. But she also looks like a graceful and luxurious lady.

"Sister Meng, these are chefs who have just arrived in Hades to report for duty. You see, the blue-eyed and yellow-haired man is the chef of the Heaton Hotel, and the bearded man is the cook in the Black Palace, and legend has it that he only cooks for the president...... There is also the one over there, who can cook more than 3,000 dishes, and not only that, but legend has it that he can also cook a full banquet of the Manchurian ......" The ghost mother pointed around 'messy' while enthusiastically introducing it, almost foaming at the stars.

My real name is Meng Guang, but most people call me Meng Po.

The younger generation who is more intimate is called Mother-in-law, and the one who is not too intimate is called Mother-in-law Meng.

Those who are lower than me or who are not easy to call me are called Master Meng Po. There are very few people who are older than me and have a more honorable status than me, and there are very few such people, for example, the Bodhisattva of Jizo, but he has not appeared for thousands of years.

The only one who calls me Sister Meng is the ghost girl and god Ah Wuli.

Under Ah Li's vigorous pushing, I agreed in a daze. When you are older, you are prone to soft ears, and what others say is what you say.

I don't know why, I'm not much older than hers, but aging has implanted my loose bones. And Ah Li is still in his prime.

Few immortals have become as old as I am. Even the celestial realm is too platinum and the moon is old.

I couldn't help but sigh when I thought of this. Who said that women don't love beauty when they are old, my Meng Po is more than 40,000 years old and has not been able to escape this 'curse'.

Not long after Ah Li went in with a large group of ghosts, he took a large group of ghost ashes and 'killed' them again.

Just as I was about to ask a question, Ah Li was very embarrassed and informed me: "Sister Meng, I'm sorry! As soon as I heard your thousands of miles of transmission, I caught some ghosts who claimed to be able to cook, but I didn't expect that they were all ...... from the city of vain."

Me: "......".

There are many cities in Hades, such as the city of vain words, the city of vain death, or something...... Everyone knows that the city of the dead is a place where the souls of people who died due to accidents gather after they die.

In the same way, the ghosts in the city of delusion are all people who were addicted to lying and running trains with their mouths in their mouths, and in short, the city of delusion is a gathering place for liars. And our ghost aunt god Ah Li, who has lived for more than 30,000 years, never thought that he would be deceived by a group of imps at such an age.

Later, in the description of the extremely embarrassed Ah Li, I realized why it was so coincidental that she met those little ghosts shortly after she went out.

Because at that time, the escort left his post without permission, leaving a team of imps to beg Xiao Zhong to bring him personal gadgets to make his girlfriend happy.

As soon as the front foot of the underworld entered the Zhong Mansion, Xiao Zhong and his mother left the back foot and went out to see this group of "chefs" who were unattended and sent to the door.

And those imps were escorted to hell with tongue pulling.

To put it more vividly, what Ah Li brought back was not the "chef" who was the best in ancient and modern times, but a group of lie spirits - the "battle spirits" in the lie essence.

"Sister Meng, what should I do now?" Looking at me with great resentment, Ah Li asked cautiously.

"What do you say?" I blew open the lifelike flowers and leaves floating in the teacup, took a sip, and couldn't help but admire: "What a good tea......! Next time, I'll ask Xiao Zhong to bring me a can. ”

Li: "......".

Although there is no chef to take the noodles, the dinner still has to be held. I, Meng Po, have lived for tens of thousands of years, and if there is any merit worthy of praise, it is honesty - walking the talk.

Say do it, do it, so many years of Meng Po soup has not been boiled in vain. You know, thick soup is easy to boil, but pure and dregs-free thick soup is not so easy to do.

Let Ah Li and Xiao Tuanzi help together, and quickly prepare the ingredients for the soup.

Oh, I forgot to mention, Xiao Tuanzi is a snow-white stupid bird I raised, the reason why it is called Xiao Tuanzi is because he was a white and chubby little boy when he turned into human nature, although he was only over 600 years old, but he was very cute and smart.

How can he help? Of course he can, because Dango's original form is a flamingo, and it can help breathe fire. Even twisting a fire trick to find firewood is saved.

Well, snow-white flamingos, it doesn't sound very reliable, but, it's true. Although, I also thought it was very at first. That's how amazing the Creator is.

After all the ingredients were put into the pot according to the time, the small dumplings controlled the size of the fire according to my command.

After Ah Li silently helped me clean up, he only said two words.

The first sentence is: "Is it really good for you to abuse children like this, to abuse the protected animals that are explicitly stipulated by the Heavenly Court?"

The second sentence was: "Is it really good for you to be stingy with a bowl of soup for each person to entertain the guests attending the banquet tonight?"

Ah Li's first sentence was to complain about the grievances of Xiao Tuanzi, and the second sentence was to complain about the grievances of the people who came to the banquet tonight. But-

NO, NO, I stretched out two fingers and shook it: "I'm not just going to give everyone soup, and a cup of tea for each person." ”

Ah Li: Please don't avoid the important and answer every question carefully......

The ingredients slowly blended in the soup, and the aroma spread from the pot one after another, and the small dumplings drooled while spitting fire, and most of the fire was wet and extinguished. I had no choice but to use a little spell and move a little heat from elsewhere to stew the soup.

In the Fire Lotus Hell in the Underworld, a small cluster of red flames disappeared and disappeared imperceptibly.

"Wang, there is ...... again," a ghostly figure in black appeared next to the man in red who was sitting in the first place.

"Got it. The man in red replied expressionlessly, and a pair of narrow phoenix eyes narrowed slightly: I want to see which daring thief actually stole my Fire Lotus Hell head again and again......

And beside the cauldron, I chatted happily with Ah Li, and I didn't notice that this time the fire of the thief had a faint blue glow.

The man in red leaned on the soft collapse, holding a bronze mirror, and a waterfall-like silver thread poured down with the man's casual posture, and the whole picture looked indescribably evil and seductive.

The outside of the mirror is carved with unpretentious flow lines, and the lines are sleek, outlining the shape of a bird with its head down.

In the middle of the flow pattern is a red gem, like the bloodthirsty eyes of beasts, and like the tears of candles.

If you look at it from a distance, you will find that the red gemstone acts as the eye of the bird.

The man holding the mirror suddenly burst into laughter, and sighed extremely gently: "She is the only one who can do this kind of thing, in the whole world~~"

Inside the mirror, on the glowing blue flames, was a steaming cauldron, and a snow-white flamingo was drooling long from the steaming cauldron.