Lin Han doesn't seem to be in a good mood these days, his face droops every day, and he looks like someone owes him more than 100,000 yuan and hasn't paid it back, Lin Chang Xiaoqi and Gray take turns to talk to him, he just shook his head, and said "It's okay" and it was perfunctory. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lin Chang is very concerned about Lin Han, because of Lin Han's lifeless appearance, Lin Chang is also a little unhappy, after all, Lin Han is now the chef, and he will always mess up some things when he does things absent-mindedly, such as accidentally dropping the dragon meat on the ground, or being splashed with hot oil.

In the past few days, due to his situation, some ingredients have been wasted, causing Lin Changdu to make dozens of dollars less......

"I said, Lin Han, what's wrong with you?" At noon, Lin Chang sat on the sofa and asked Lin Han beside him again.

"Nothing, leave me alone. Lin Han sighed, with a loveless expression, he used the remote control in his hand to change the TV channel, "It's not a big deal, don't care about me so much." ”

"You're the chef, just because you and we have four pieces of meat that fell on the ground and can't be used, and several pieces of bread have also fallen off, which are worth almost a hundred yuan, okay?" Lin Chang was extremely dissatisfied with his performance, but still guessed, "Is it because you are worried that the earth and the demons will not be able to defeat the empire?" or are you worried that the imperial soldiers will die too much on the earth?"

"Since the last time you came back from the three lanes and seven lanes, you don't seem to be in a good mood. Lin Chang looked at him worriedly.

"That night...... I met a woman......" Lin Han sighed.

"Isn't that good?" Lin Chang said that he couldn't understand what he was thinking, "I can't go back anyway, it's good to find a woman to marry, I just don't know if you and the earthlings are reproductively isolated, but there shouldn't be." ”

"Speaking of which, although earthlings and you are both called humans, their physiological structure is much different, right?" Lin Chang couldn't stop talking when he mentioned this, "But it shouldn't be? ”

"It's not like that, can you please stop messing up? I've made a mess enough. Lin Han grabbed his short hair irritably.

"Who told you not to make it clear to me?" Lin Chang looked like a matter of course, "So I can only harass you." ”

"Okay, okay, let's make it clear to you, who made you the boss......" Lin Han sighed, "Didn't I meet a woman when I came back two days ago?"

"Well, that woman kisses and hugs you, it can't be your mother, right?"

"My mom is long dead. Lin Han rolled his eyes, and then continued to explain to Lin Chang, "I asked my friend to come over and work in my place before, and by the way, let him get acquainted with the earth's ......."

Lin Chang recalled for a while, and it was only after a long time that he finally remembered that guy from the corner of his memory.

So he turned into my appearance, used my face, and hooked up with women everywhere in that county...... Now that the county town has become semi-closed, many young people have come out, and many of the women he hooked up with have also come to Rongcheng......" Sighing as he spoke, Lin Han now really regrets that he didn't see the essence of his friend.

"No, Banyan City is so big. "Banyan City is very big, even if it is bigger than Demon King City," how could a few women run into you so coincidentally?"

"Well, Banyan City is huge, but there are a lot of women that guy hooks up with. Lin Han was really helpless now, and he was a little crazy and hugged his head, "He said to every woman that he would be responsible and would be responsible! Now go back to the empire and enjoy life! Now leave me to be responsible for those women!"

"Although Rongcheng is very large, there is also a large flow of people in the snack street, and someone has already discovered me......" Lin Han shook his head, feeling that he was about to collapse, "The woman I met a few days ago has been pestering me recently, and I don't even dare to go to the door now." ”

"Women are terrible. Lin Chang nodded thoughtfully, "If you really can't stand it, explain it clearly." ”

Say it as if you're not a woman.

After complaining in his heart, Lin Han continued to shake his head and said, "How can I explain it to them? Could it be that it wasn't me who seduced you to bed at that time, it was another guy wearing my skin?"

"Or is it my twin?" Lin Han felt that the whole world was directed at him.

"Twins are a good excuse. Lin Chang's eyes lit up, "I can completely use magic to make a copy of you, although I was stunned for a while, but I can't see it on the earth." ”

"Replicators?"

"Well, the magic I used to study, at first the clones could only stand stupidly, and then they could speak or something. ”

"That's why when I was the Demon King, I often liked to sit for a while, because no one would talk about me if I was lazy with the clones!" Lin Chang got carried away and boasted to herself, "Now the clones are more powerful, and they can even learn! It's almost the same concept as the robots on the earth, right?"

"Then you're pretty good, too. Lin Han rolled his eyes, "Can the clone still be able to snap with people?"

"No, I didn't add this useless feature. Lin Chang turned his head aside in disgust.

"Tsk, if you add it, you'll be the best adult product dealer. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, do you want it?" Lin Chang urged impatiently.

"Yes!" Lin Han nodded without hesitation.

Although Lin Chang said that the replica may be relatively dull, there is definitely nothing wrong with fooling the earthlings, even if they feel that something is wrong, they will definitely not think that it is actually a replica.

"Okay, thank you for your patronage, I accepted your monthly salary!" Lin Chang's eyes turned into crescent moons, "I didn't say that there is no charge, the magic power of the previous demon king is very expensive!"

"Hey, I'm a shareholder, okay?"

"Between your capital investment, I'll give you ten percent of the shares!So, this month's profit is about more than 20,000 yuan, you can get more than 2,000 wages, plus you live in mine and eat mine, deduct 1,000 food and accommodation expenses, and the remaining 1,000 is your copy fee!" Lin Changmei pit Lin Han for more than 1,000 yuan, and began to use magic without saying a word.

"Hey, stop!" Lin Han was shocked, now he only had a few hundred yuan left in his body, and he didn't even have enough money to go out for a night, "I don't want any replicas!"

"It's too late!"

With the smoke special effect specially made by Lin Chang, on the coffee table, a guy who was exactly the same as Lin Hanchang appeared.

It's just that this guy is only the size of a palm......

"What is this?!" Lin Han looked confused.

"Replica, I didn't say how big it is, the current figure can be bought for 9.8 billion, I can move, a little low-level wisdom, exactly the same as you, it's not expensive to buy a thousand yuan, right?" Lin Chang stood up as a matter of course.

"Damn, you're cheating me!"

"That's right!"