Leng Bi, who was being teased, did not react during the whole process, but looking at the crane in the clouds was like looking at a completely dead person.

"Hahahaha...... Jing Wubian laughed, leaned back on the big chair, and applauded vigorously: "Interesting, interesting, I thought I was crazy enough, I didn't expect a more crazy one." ”

Jing Wubian was extremely angry, because this Leng Bi was a fantasy he had since he was a teenager.

But at the same time, he was in high spirits.

Because he smelled a familiar breath in the crane in the clouds, that breath of neurosis was too right.

Especially the peculiar shape of the crane in the clouds, it is too bizarre. He twisted his posture slightly, and suddenly there was a convulsion of pain, and he instinctively wanted to pick up the wine glass, but he put it down with palpitations, not daring to drink water, not daring to drink.

Then he yelled, "Come on, the show is on." ”

A moment later, several strong men with a body of more than two meters carried into the incomparably huge cage.

The cage was so large that it could not be made of iron, only wood.

"Whew......"

Far away, I heard the roar inside the cage, which contained a tiger.

The cage was lifted to the middle of the hall, and the cover was lifted suddenly, and there was indeed a big tiger inside, much bigger than the earth.

It roared, and it felt like the whole hall was shaking, and the cups on the table were jumping.

"My tiger has been hungry for several days, and today I can finally open meat. He clapped his hands again.

Suddenly, a thin man was dragged in, only about seventy or eighty pounds, he had just seen this big tiger, and he was so frightened that he was directly incontinent.

"This deflated san said something bad about me on the street, by the way, what did he say bad about me?" Jing Wubian began to scratch his head and think about memories.

"Yes, he said I was pretty handsome...... Oh my God, he actually said that I was very handsome?" Jing Wubian roared angrily: "Is there anyone who talks like this? I am obviously a beautiful man at the level of the sky, saying that I am very handsome, is there such a humiliation of people? You touch your conscience, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say such a thing?"

"Throw it in, throw it in......"

With Jing Wubian's order, the skinny scoundrel was thrown directly into the cage.

"Ah...... Yes...... Ahh

Blood splattered, bursts of terrible screams, this person was eaten alive by the tiger, miserable.

The tiger did not have enough to eat, but provoked even greater ferocity.

"To be a man is to be sincere, not to tell lies, but to treat people with sincerity. Jing Wubian looked at the crane in the clouds and said: "My tiger ate a person, just half full, plus you are almost the same, now I ask you, am I handsome?"

"Very handsome, very handsome, if handsome is a sin, you will go to eighteen layers of hell. "Crane in the clouds.

Jing Wubian said: "Look, look, this is a sincere person, a person with a conscience." ”

Yunzhonghe said: "But it's a pity, you are still a little worse than me, I am the one who is so handsome, the country and the city, the world is turned upside down, and the vicissitudes of the sea are vicissitudes." ”

Damn, it's so shameless.

Jing Wubian said: "Then do you think you are still a good match for Sister Leng?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "She lacks water in her five elements, and I have it in my name." What I lack, hers has. We're a match made in heaven. ”

As he spoke, the crane in the cloud quietly stepped out of his right leg, which was empty, half-revealing his long dirty legs and messy leg hair.

This beggar actually staged a long-legged teasing in front of everyone's eyes, and while teasing, he flirted with Leng Bi's eyebrows, and his eyebrows danced.

Suddenly, Jing Wubian felt more excited, more interesting, but even more angry.

"There are a lot of people who pretend to be crazy and stupid these days, but there are not many who are really crazy to the point of you. ”

"Throw it in and feed the tigers. Well Wubian gave an order.

A strong man stepped forward, like a chicken, and threw the crane directly into the cage containing the big tiger.

This well boundless is really crazy, completely moody, turning his face and feeding people to tigers anytime and anywhere.

Such a person should be locked up in a mental hospital.

Everyone instinctively turned their heads, because tigers were too cruel to eat people after all, and the crane in the cloud was more than 100 catties just enough to feed this thousand-pound tiger.

Sure enough, just after the crane in the cloud was thrown into the cage, the tiger was stunned for a moment, then suddenly bowed down, began to gather momentum, and was about to pounce on it in the next second.

This is a thousand-pound giant tiger, and this bloody mouth can directly chew and swallow the crane in the clouds.

Not to mention biting, just by grabbing its huge claws, it can tear apart the small body of the crane in the clouds.

At this moment of 100,000 urgency, the crane in the cloud actually seemed very excited, and the adrenaline soared.

This man is definitely neurotic, he was right before, the undercover agent in Windbreaker City was definitely dancing with swords all the time.

And this neuropathy, as if enjoying this kind of moment in particular.

"Come on, come on...... " Yun Zhonghe hooked his fingers and said: "Uncle Tiger, come and play, come and play......"

Suddenly, the people around were stunned again.

I...... I day.

Such a sassy, such a dead man, burst out of that stone?

The tiger was about to pounce, but he was afraid to see him in this posture, but he wandered away.

The beast is like this, and it is very suspicious. If you turn your back to it, you're guaranteed to pounce on it and bite you to death.

So don't turn your back on the Tiger Beast.

But if you stand and look at the tiger and make an aggressive stance, it will become cautious.

"Whoa......" The tiger roared violently again, which is its usual trick, to scare you first and scare you silly.

Ordinary people are paralyzed by the roar of a tiger like this.

"Beast sonic spa, so exciting, come again, come again......" Crane in the clouds said in confusion.

Sensing a strong provocation, the tiger opened its bloody jaws and was about to pounce.

It was at this time.

"Boom, boom, boom......" The crane's two hands suddenly burned, lighting up the entire hall.

Beasts are naturally afraid of fire, and tigers are no exception.

Seeing the two arms of the crane in the clouds, it was suddenly stunned, and stopped the momentum of the forward pounce, but the bloody mouth did not have time to close.

At this time, the crane in the cloud quickly threw out an object in his hand and slammed into the tiger's mouth.

"Bang!" There was a slight explosion, and a big pill exploded directly.

The intense anesthetic inside exploded violently, rushing into the veins of the tiger's wound.

This is the anesthetic refined by Yun Zhonghe himself, using hundreds of catties of wheel ring Teng, refining a whole dozens of grams of super anesthetic, the medicine is enough for an elephant, let alone a tiger.

And it explodes inside the mouth, along the blood vessels, and in a matter of seconds it enters the brain.

I saw the big tiger staggering and taking a few steps towards the crane in the clouds.

Its eyes grew more and more blurred and limp.

One-step, two-step, three-step, four-step, five-step......

The crane in the cloud made a fairy gesture at this time, and said lightly: "Pour, pour, pour ......"

Then, the tiger fell directly in front of the crane in the clouds, and its mouth could no longer be closed, and saliva flowed all over the ground.

The audience was completely amazed.

This beggar in front of him subdued a big tiger?

A thousand-pound tiger?

This is too unbelievable.

What's going on? It's amazing.

The crane in the cloud slapped out the flames on his arm, of course, this is also a small trick of the rivers and lakes, similar to reaching out to fish for the oil pot.

"Papapapa......" Jing Wubian was not angry, but his eyes were full of sheng, and his hands clapped vigorously.

Jing Wubian likes this kind of trick the most, and there are hundreds of such warlocks in his mansion.

He is now confined and can't go out every day, so he can only watch the juggling.

And this one just now is really exciting.

A mere beggar actually wiped out a thousand-pound giant tiger without much effort.

"It's good-looking, it's good-looking, it's so exciting, your trick is good, it's really good......" Jing Wubian said: "It's been a long time since I've been so happy, since that's the case, let's have more fun, come on, lift it up!"

A moment later, a huge pot was brought up by several strong men, and it was still burning underneath.

The huge pot was filled with oil, and it was boiling at this time.

The whole hall suddenly felt hot.

A hot pan of oil.

Jing Wubian said: "Yun Aotian, you have two choices now. First, immediately kneel in front of Lord Leng Bi, lick the soles of her shoes like a dog, and say that you are wrong, you shouldn't maggots want to eat swan meat, so I will spare your dog's life, and take you under the door and become my diner, after all, your performance just now is really wonderful. ”

"The second option, don't you like to die? just jump into the oil pot and fry yourself alive, blow yourself up, blow it up, and blow it up to death, so that the things you flirted with Leng Bi and offended me will be written off. ”

"Think about it, ten, nine, eight, seven......"

As a result, he has not finished counting down.

The crane in the cloud didn't say a word, and ran towards the tumbling oil pot.

While shouting, he also made a dying confession.

"Miss Leng Bi, even if I get into the oil pot, I will never change my words, a real warrior dares to face his love. ”

"Before I die, I have only one thing to say to you. ”

"Miss Leng Bi, I want to sleep with you. ”

With that, he used a graceful diving posture to jump into the tumbling oil pot.

Deathly silence!

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Note: Ladies and gentlemen, do you still have a recommendation ticket?