How scary is a boiling oil pot?

People in this world don't know how many degrees of boiling oil is, but everyone has seen fried chicken, fried popcorn, fried fritters.

The meat of the white flower flower is put down and fried, and if you don't care, you can directly fry it into charcoal.

Usually, when the boiling oil accidentally splashes on my body, I almost jump up in pain.

This jumped directly into the oil pot, it should be painful.

Otherwise, one of the punishments in the eighteen layers of hell is to go to the oil pot?

Everyone present waited for the horrific scene to appear, waiting for the crane in the cloud to let out an unprecedented miserable scream, and then smell the smell of fried meat.

The crane in the cloud really let out a miserable scream.

No...... This...... It's a bit of a scream...... It's weird.

"Ah......h

"Oh......"

"It's so cool, it's so cool......"

"I haven't showered for more than ten days, and now I have to wash clean, wash, wash. ”

The crane in the cloud in the oil pot actually bathed in it.

Of course, this is a fake oil pot, this huge pot has a thermal insulation layer underneath, and it is filled with acetic acid, borax, and a layer of oil floating on the top.

Visually, the smoke is billowing and the oil pan is boiling, but in fact the temperature is only about 60 degrees.

The crane in the cloud not only began to bathe, but also stripped off his shirt and pants inside, throwing them out one by one.

"Excuse me? Do you have soap? Where's the pancreas?"

"No, then I'm dry. ”

"Sister Leng Bi, do you want to come in and wash together, let's have a mandarin duck bath, how about it?"

"In this situation, I want to chant a poem: duck duck duck, the song is to the sky, the hair is floating in yellow water, and the devil's clutches are white waves. ”

As the crane in the clouds chanted poetry, he really raised his slender neck, swaying his weed-like dirty hair.

This picture is real and thunderous is rolling.

The audience was still silent.

Didn't we come to see the murderer today? How did it become a beggar acting in an absurd comedy?

"Papapa......" Jing Wubian raised his hands and slapped his face.

"Fun, funny ......"

"There are a lot of people who pretend to be crazy and stupid in this world, and I basically see one and kill the other. ”

"There are also a lot of real madmen in this world, and they are no different from the walking dead. ”

"There is only one kind of person in the world, half crazy and half sober, and they are also the most painful. ”

"Yun Aotian, hell, can't you take a decent pseudonym? Whoever chooses such a name for a child, how much enmity parents and children should have in their previous lives. ”

Jing Wubian raised his hand slightly and said: "Yun Aotian, the matter you offended me has been written off like this, you are an interesting person, and you are also a real madman, you have completed a wonderful performance at the cost of your life, I am very happy tonight." You live, you don't have to die!"

Then, Jing Wubian said to Leng Bi: "Sister, you also know that I have an abnormal brain, and I finally met a madman with an equally abnormal brain, I want to spare him from dying, is it okay?"

Leng Bi said: "I have killed countless people, either as a spy for the surrounding powers, or as a traitor in Splitting Wind City, all of them are elite powerhouses. When I encounter a mouse, I can trample to death, but I can also not step on it. ”

"Thank you, sister. "Wells are boundless.

Leng Bi said: "Boundless, do you want to adopt this mouse as a pet?"

This rat of course refers to the crane in the clouds.

Jing Wubian looked at the crane in the cloud in the oil pot, and said lightly: "You are planning to do all this, just to take refuge in me, just to enter the City Lord's Mansion, right?"

Yun Aotian, oh no, the crane in the cloud did not speak. (Grandma's, I've been led astray)

Jing Wubian continued, "I'm sorry...... You are very interesting, more interesting than anyone around me, but you are not humble enough, not a good dog, not a good pet. ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "That's a coincidence, I want to enter the City Lord's Mansion, I want to take refuge in Jing Wubian, but my request is that you invite me back with a sedan chair, today I was arrested by you, your sincerity is not enough, so I don't want to take refuge in you like this." ”

"Eight sedan chairs, do you want me to marry you?" Jing Wubian said: "Come on, send Mr. Yun Aotian away, where he came from, throw him back, and never pay attention to him from now on, no matter how wonderful his performance is, no matter how desperate he is, it is useless." ”

Jing Wubian's words are to completely close the door of the City Lord's Mansion and not accept the crane in the clouds for life.

If this is the case, wouldn't all the work done be wasted?

"Take away, take away, give him a hundred taels of silver, and it will be used as the performance fee for tonight. Jing Wubian waved his hand, and couldn't help but scratch it again, his face twitched again, obviously another throbbing pain.

Several samurai stepped forward and were about to take the crane out of the oil pot and throw it back to Daoyangshu Hutong, so that he could continue to tell fortunes.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Jing Gongzi, you have something unspeakable, you usually don't dare to drink water, right?" because every time you urinate, it hurts like a knife, but the more this is the case, the more urgent, frequent, and painful urination, it is simply painful, and you often urinate blood, and it begins to rot and suppurate. ”

"Huh, how do you know?"

"Shhh......h

,,!

Hearing this voice, Jing Wubian trembled all over his body, and convulsions and severe pain.

"You, you're damned, dead...... "I'm screaming frantically, clenching his legs desperately.

It's not that he doesn't want to go to the thatched house, but when he thinks of the severe pain when he is relieved, he really wants to cut himself off, so he doesn't dare to drink water or drink now.

Recently, he has been so short-tempered and can't feed the tigers with people at every turn, which is the reason.

The key thing is that I am embarrassed to tell outsiders that I have found all the doctors, but I can't cure it.

Even if it gets better for a day or two occasionally, it quickly relapses.

So his mania was even worse.

Why?

I'm so handsome, but I need to urinate frequently and painfully?

You don't look so handsome, but you don't urinate frequently and painfully?

Is there still a heavenly reason in this world?

The crane in the clouds could see that the disease of this well was very, very serious.

Prostatitis, and then the urethritis, and even other inflammations, don't you see that his face is abnormally red, has he begun to have a fever, and the lymph nodes should also be very swollen, don't you see that he has been sitting on the chair and dare not move.

And his infertility should also be because of prostatitis, which is the number one murderer of male infertility.

Because of this disease, Jing Wubian hasn't touched a woman for a long time, what's the fun in such a life?

In modern society, although these two diseases are not fatal, but they are also painful, every time you go to the toilet, it is like a knife and a fire, and it is really not waiting for the knife to become a fast.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Well boundless son, I can cure your disease, and I guarantee that you will live a happy life." ”

"Dreaming!" Jing Wubian said: "The Southern Zhou Empire, the imperial doctors of the Great Win Empire have come to see more than a dozen people, and the doctors who specialize in treating incurable diseases in the whole world have come to see me, none of them are cured well, you are just a half-crazy and half-stupid charlatan, you want to cure my disease?"

"It's easy, as long as you refine a few pills, you can ensure that the medicine will cure the disease. The crane in the clouds said: "I know astronomy in the sky, geography in the sky, yin and yang, and gossip." Wen can govern the country and secure the country, and Wu can treat flowers and willows, and he is actually the first talent in the world. ”

"Can it really be cured?" Jing Wubian asked, his face already a little serious.

If it weren't for the performance of the crane in the clouds just now, he wouldn't believe it at all, but now he feels that the crane in the clouds really has a bit of a superior demeanor.

And this disease really tortured the well boundlessly, even if there was one in ten thousand hopes, I didn't want to miss it.

Yun Zhonghe said lightly: "If you can't cure the disease, you will kill me, the worst enemy method." Send a few black men to ravage me to death!"

Jing Wubian said: "Yun Aotian, you are a very interesting person, I don't want to kill you anymore." And I'm already a little hopeless about my disease, and if you rekindle my hope and you can't cure me in the end, the consequences will be terrible. ”

At this time, Jing Wubian's voice was already very serious.

"Order to establish a army!" Yun Zhonghe took out a pen from his dirty clothes and said, "Can you give me a piece of paper?"

Soon someone handed him a snow-white cloud paper.

"I'm sorry, I'm not used to this kind of paper, is there that kind of rough straw paper, the kind used in the thatched house. Yun Zhonghe said: "When I see this snow-white and smooth rice paper, I will think that it can't be wiped clean, and the friction coefficient is not enough." ”

My day, what kind of bullshit are you?

Soon someone did find him a large piece of papyrus.

The crane in the cloud was overjoyed, licked the brush with his tongue to wet the ink on it, and then wrote the military order on the rough papyrus.

It reads as follows:

"If you don't cure the terminal illness of the well boundless son, Yun Aotian will be ravaged to death. ”

When did dizziness, prostatitis and urethritis become terminal diseases?

Yun Zhonghe said: "If I really cure your painful illness, then you will use the eight-lift sedan chair to take me back into the city lord's mansion." ”

"No problem. Jing Wubian said: "If you can cure my illness, you are my benefactor." From now on, the City Lord's Mansion will be your home, and I will be your backer, and you can walk sideways in Splitting Wind City. ”

"Walking sideways?" said in the clouds: "Is it the overlord step that the six relatives don't recognize?"

Huh? Why are you focusing on this?

Jing Wubian said: "Yes." ”

The crane in the cloud said: "Jing Wubian Gongzi, can you perform the overlord step for me?"

Well boundless stunned, this ...... What does that mean? Let me show you? Looking for death?

The crane in the cloud said: "Take two steps when you are sick, take two steps." ”

Everyone was stunned, you Yun Aotian had just been normal for less than a quarter of an hour, and you were crazy again?

You finally came out alive from the ghost gate, so eager to die?

The well boundless son is moody, you will die if you provoke him like this!

Yun Zhonghe said: "Well boundless boy, I see that you are a little depressed, you need to vent, come down and take two steps." ”

"Take two steps if you are not sick, take two steps if you are sick, take two steps!"

"Ha, hahaha......" I's eyes narrowed, turning from anger to laughter.

Then he actually got out of his chair, his arms wide open, his legs spread, and he took the arrogant steps of a crab.

It's really psychotic and moody.

But this is his proud work, because this crab step is the originator of the mountain, he used to walk like this all day and night.

It's just that since he got sick, he didn't dare to walk, and he walked with his feet tightened, feeling that he had lost his soul when he walked.

Now I walk the overlord step again, although it is still painful, but it is also enjoyable.

Yunzhonghe said disdainfully: "Master Jing, you overlord step is not authentic, not majestic enough!." ”

", I invented this crab overlord step, you say I'm not authentic?" Jing Wubian was furious: "Be careful I cut off your tongue and chop off your feet." ”

The crane in the cloud scorned: "I'll let you see what the real six relatives don't recognize the overlord step." ”

Then, the crane in the clouds shook off the beggar's rag robe and turned the hall into a catwalk.

"This is a seductive beauty step. ”

The crane in the cloud pinched his waist with his palm, swaying, and he walked first with a charming model step,

Also known as catwalk. And it's a woman's special model step, and he walks on tiptoe without high heels.

It's called a coquettish, as if it's really at Milan Fashion Week.

Suddenly, everyone was stunned.

This...... Is this beggar so sassy?

After walking to the end of the hall with a coquettish model catwalk, he turned back sharply.

"Next, start to walk the real bully step. The soundtrack sounds. ”

The crane in the cloud began to sing a cheerful song in his mouth, and BGM for his overlord step.

If I want to be willful, I'll be willful

I want to be stubborn, and I can be stubborn

See what any of you can do to me

I don't want to hesitate, I don't hesitate

If I don't want to be confused, I won't be confused

What could be more inflated than that

Then, he swaggered and walked out of the most authentic six relatives who did not recognize the crab step.

The effect is even cheaper than Shen Teng in "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

After leaving, the crane in the cloud shook his thatched long hair, and threw a wink at Leng Bi.

I...... Holy!

Everyone in the audience was once again scorched by thunder.

Only Jing Wubian laughed breathlessly.

It's really a neurotic child who has a lot of fun, and he looks at the cranes in the clouds more and more interestingly, and more and more eye-to-eye.

At this time, he was so happy that he raised his hands and clapped his hands, revealing the wounds on his wrists, several wounds, the latest one still fresh.

The wound from his suicide and slitting his wrist was deep in the bones.

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Note: I, pastry, begging for recommendation votes! Uncles, reward me with a few!

Now the new book list even needs to be rewarded, and the brothers who have spare energy can support some, don't force it, don't force it, thank you very much, and I'm already very grateful to be able to give a recommendation vote.