Chapter 15: Fortune Telling
"It was also chosen because the name of the Oiran at that time had the word 'plum' in it?" Li Chengxiu asked again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"yes." The maid replied with a smile.
"Then, why was that Mei Lady famous at that time?" Lee Sung-so was curious.
"Childe, what are you doing with her? It's just yesterday's yellow flower, isn't the slave still as good as the one who has passed the boom? The maid pushed Li Chengxiu hypocritically, and her soft and boneless body leaned over, and her little hands began to be dishonest.
It's not good, it's going to be exposed!
"What for?" Smack, Li Chengxiu mercilessly slapped off the wolf claws of the demon, and then pushed the female pervert away from him, and then said sternly: "Be honest with me, be disciplined!" Master, I'm a very serious person! ”
"I'm still shy!" The maid raised her eyebrows and looked at Li Chengxiu, and finally sneered: "It turns out that she is still a chick." Look at your big side, you are a veteran, but I am out of sight. ”
Hmph, you've seen a lot of eyes, and you don't know enough about yourself!
Inexplicably, a trace of bad feeling flashed in Li Chengxiu's heart, which was very bad.
Sure enough, as soon as the thought flashed, I heard the female pervert laugh and shout: "Sisters, come quickly, I have a chick here." ”
The whole chaos instantly became silent, and then there was a buzzing sound, and then, more than a dozen flower-skinned she-perverts rushed over as if they were crazy, surrounding Li Chengxiu and destroying the flowers.
It's terrible!
Li Chengxiu dodged left and right, changed color in fright, and shouted: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Stop, walk away, don't touch me! ”
The female perverts turned a deaf ear and happily ate Lee Sung-so's tofu.
"Someone, help! Someone is a hooligan! Li Chengxiu was angry and anxious, and shouted vigorously. Can someone call the police for me? Please! ”
It's useless to shout for help, but it provokes the wolf nature of the female perverts, and one by one they are so excited that their faces are flushed, their breathing is short, and they go straight to the H spot. As for the officials, they sat on the wall and watched, and they were all very happy to watch.
"Isn't there one who has a conscience? You can't be like this! You must know that it is me who is treated like this today, maybe it will be you, or your family members, who will be treated like this tomorrow, and when the time comes, others will only watch the play happily like you are now, how do you feel? "Lee Sung-so was disappointed with the humanity here.
Li Chengxiu's pitiful appearance is even more preying and the female perverts are constantly H pointed, and the silver laughter goes straight to the sky, Li Chengxiu wants to cry without tears: "Who is the scoop who?"
"Say what you do, just be happy." The women laughed.
"!" Vigorously slapped away the wolf claws that touched his face, and narrowly avoided the demon hand that sneaked up on the next three roads, Li Chengxiu shouted: "It's you who are happy, I'm not happy!" Thinking about it, I feel breathless, "You have to make it clear, I am a consumer, a consumer is God, and I am your food and clothing parents, you can't do this to me!" Ah, ah, ah, you guys are a little bit of a sense of service, okay? Is it okay to have a bit of a work ethic? I'm spending money to have fun, not to be scared......" But no matter what he said, it didn't matter what he said, those dead women probably took too much medicine and were crazy, while giggling and telling Li Chengxiu not to be shy, telling him to boldly try to open up a new world for men, and at the same time trying to recommend himself, saying how experienced he was and what kind of big work he was good at...... Uh, it's big breasts, it's small...... Of course, the claws of Lushan, who teased Li Chengxiu, were even more busy.
It's really a bad year, I was originally here to play hooligans, but I was played by hooligans. couldn't resist it, so Li Chengxiu had to flee.
Rushing out of the Sanbao Building, Li Chengxiu was extremely depressed. She felt that this Yangzhou was very incompatible with her eight characters, first met the "Luo Da Demon King", and then provoked Qi Fatzi, and now she was teased and eaten tofu by a group of female hooligans. -- What a lot of bad luck.
Li Chengxiu thought that he should go to approve the eight characters, tell fortunes, and find a way to find a master, whether he could change the fortune of her and Yangzhou, at least don't be so impulsive.
It just so happened that there was a fortune-telling stall on the opposite street.
Very standard configuration, one table, one chair, one person, one disguise. The table is a long case with a warped head, and the chair is a low-legged chair, and the banner reads "Iron Mouth Straight Break Sai Lu Xian......
"Which Lu Xian are you playing this game?" Lee Sung-so pointed to the pretense and asked the stall keeper.
"Lu Chunyang." The keeper replied.
Lu Chunyang, known as Lu Dongbin. OK, very good, he can blow himself even more than Lu Dongbin, it seems that he has some ability, yes, it's him.
"I'm so angry, I'll hand over the business of your signature master to you. Go, call your boss back, I want to tell my fortune and change my luck! Li Chengxiu sat down opposite the stall keeper with a big sting, full of pride, as if he was going to spend a lot of money.
The stallkeeper rolled his eyelids and glanced at Li Chengxiu, stretched out his hand and said to Li Chengxiu: "Please write the words you want to measure on the paper." ”
"Still writing?" Li Chengxiu said: "I don't measure words, I want the immortal chief to give me face." ”
"Then please sit upright, little boy." The stall keeper stood up as he spoke, and looked at Li Chengxiu's face for a while.
Li Chengxiu quit: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?" ”
The stall keeper put his hands on his sleeves and looked at Li Chengxiu speechlessly.
"I'm asking the immortal chief to give me faces, what are you doing with me?" Lee Sung-so said.
"No, it's what you call the immortal." The stall keeper said expressionlessly.
"What?" Like a cat whose tail had been trampled on, Li Chengxiu jumped up with a swish, glared at him and said in surprise: "You are the owner of this fortune-telling stall?" ”
"Yes." The stall keeper nodded with a paralyzed face.
"Make no mistake!" Li Chengxiu really didn't want to believe it, looked at the ugly fat old man with a huge rosacea in front of him, looked left and right again, nodded clearly, and said: "No wonder, just say that you are so quiet here, and I thought it was because the hexagram money was high, it turned out to be ......" After that, he sat down, looked at the old man carefully for a while, and sighed: "Fortunately, you met me, you are saved." From his arms, he took out three small porcelain bottles, one pink and white, one pink and one pink, and sent them to the old man: "This is my newly developed 'Saixian Yan', first wash my face with warm water, then pour some of the cleansing cream in this red bottle, knead a fine bubble in the palm, and then rub it on the face and rub it carefully, rub it repeatedly for half a moment, then wash it with warm water, and add new hot water...... This time, the water temperature is slightly higher than just now, and then wash it carefully with the cleanser as the previous time, and then change to a basin of hot water, this time you don't need to waste the cleansing cream, just wash your face carefully twice with clean water. In this way, you can apply the beauty balm of this green bottle, wash it off with water after a quarter of an hour, and then apply the glow of the white bottle...... In a few days, I guarantee that your skin will become dewy and tender, whiter and smoother than a teenage girl...... Hey! Having said so much to you, how much do you mean? ”