Chapter 16: Thirty taels
"These three ...... How much are you going to charge me?" the old man asked, swallowing his saliva, as his mouth seemed to be a little dry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You're really good. When he met someone who understood, Li Chengxiu was very happy, got closer, and said enthusiastically: "Seeing that you are so sensible, I will give you a little discount." I'll take you three or thirty taels of silver. "I originally wanted to say three hundred taels, but after looking at the old man's shabby guy and his patched clothes, I had to make a little less.
The old man was stunned, then stood up slowly, slowly turned around in front of Li Chengxiu, and then put on a predatory posture: "Do you think I look like a person with thirty taels of silver?"
…… , it's really not like a rich man, but is it really not even thirty taels?
"But I'm already asking for a very low price!" Li Chengxiu was very disappointed and angry: "I said, why don't you open your mind? Don't you still understand? You have been setting up a stall here for so long, why is there no business? Why is there no income? Have you never reflected on it?"
"I heard it in detail. The fortune teller said.
"Just because of your ......" It's not right to hit people, especially to discriminate against other people's appearance, it is immoral, I only educated Liu Yang today, but I can't educate others to make such mistakes. Li Chengxiu decided to skip this section and directly said the main point: "Nowadays, people respect clothes first and then respect people, and if you boast that you are more bullish than Lu Dongbin, then you have to have a more bullish appearance than Lu Dongbin!" Lifting the fortune-telling clothes and shaking it, and then pointing to his face and feet, "You look, you look, do you think you look like a cow than Lu Dongbin? Even if you wear it in shabby, it's still dirty, and the more important thing is your face...... Have you never done an industry survey? Have you never found out that people like you who are doing good business are people who have grown up and looked good?"
…… , the fortune teller was speechless by Li Chengxiu.
"But you're too expensive!" said the fortune teller, frowning.
"What's expensive?" Li Chengxiu said, "It's not expensive at all!" Think about it, wait for you to put your face ...... If you look like a handsome fairy, how much silver can't you earn?"
"But it's too expensive. The fortune teller shook his head vigorously, bitter and hateful. The key is to buy and sell strongly, which is unreliable.
"Why are you so brainless!" Li Chengxiu was angry and thought for a while: "Okay, look at your pitiful, I'll give you a compromise." ”
The eyes of the fortune teller ...... shining.
"Die!" Li Chengxiu was furious: "What do you think? Why don't you pick up the chair under your feet now and shoot me to death?" The fortune teller really looked at the chair at his feet, Li Chengxiu's scalp was numb, and he said: "Calm down, calm down!" Thinking about this attitude, he changed his cold posture, "It's not that I'm afraid of you, I'm reminding you not to do things that you regret." Why don't you give it a try? See if you shot me to death and robbed me of my things, or did I shoot you to death and fight the gangsters in legitimate defense?" The size of the lines seems to be very similar to Li Chengxiu's?
…… , Li Chengxiu was dumbfounded.
Li Chengxiu knows that this master has a good martial arts, but she has never been able to use anything other than light skills, so why did she suddenly use it at this time?
Oh, come out early, how can you still be bullied by the fat man who died early!
"Xiao Xia is angry, Xiao Xia is angry!" This slap print also frightened the fortune teller, and the fortune teller begged Li Chengxiu for mercy with all his might, and said straightly: "It's not that the little one is stingy and reluctant to pay money, it's really a small one who has no money!" Look, you look at these things from me, you can take whatever you want...... It doesn't matter if you take it all. At the end, he weakly added, "Your 'Sai Xian Yan' doesn't give small ones." ”
"What do you mean?" Li Chengxiu came back to his senses, and when he heard the fortune teller's words, he was immediately furious: "What do you mean by this?
"No, no, no......" The fortune teller waved his hand vigorously and explained: "The little one just thinks that Gongzi, you are a fairy-like character, and you should be honored." ”
Li Chengxiu was stunned, touched his face and asked, "You were conquered by my beauty?"
…… , The fortune teller nodded again and again: "Yes, yes! Son, you are extraordinarily beautiful, even if Pan An is reborn, Song Yu can't be compared." ”
"Have a vision, praise hard, don't stop ......" Li Chengxiu felt very happy with such a compliment, but he felt tired and uninspired when he heard just a few words, and said with disgust: "Change some words, don't always use anything Pan An, Song Yu or something, they are all overused." Ye's beauty, any kind of good words can be deserved. ”
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The fortune teller was stunned, and he didn't know if he couldn't stand Li Chengxiu's narcissism, or if his cultural level was not high enough, he would have too few words and stories to say anything new.
Li Chengxiu was very disappointed and fiercely educated the fortune teller: "You said that you can't even praise people...... I said that it is not easy for you to come back to life in this business, and it goes on like this, needless to say, you will make a fortune and become well-off, and it is dangerous for you to make a living! You still have a lot of homework to make up, a lot. The fortune teller blinked, looking pitiful, "For example, cultural skills, it's terrible to have no culture! I can't even praise myself...... It's not that you say things that go against your will, just express your feelings directly and truthfully, you can't do it! Tell me what to say about you! Listen to me, take advantage of this period of time to change your appearance, make up for the evil of "Zhou Yi" or something, and read a few more poetry books, especially the names and famous sentences of poems that praise people's appearance, and you have to memorize more, if you meet a guest like I just asked you in the future, you will not be as stuck as now. ”
"What does it mean to be stuck and shelled?" The fortune teller was successfully educated by Li Chengxiu, and his curiosity was bursting.
"What are you doing?" Li Chengxiu said in disgust: "Don't care about these details, you just need to know that you should read a few books and study hard." ”
"Yes, yes......" The fortune teller nodded like pounding garlic, feeling embarrassed.
"Alright, then take the silver. Li Chengxiu pushed the three bottles forward.
"I really don't have any money. The fortune teller said with a sad face.
"What do you mean?" Li Chengxiu pulled his face and looked the fortune teller up and down.