"Yang Yi!" Yang Yi didn't expect Yang Tonglin to come out with him, and he was almost yelled at by him, so he didn't call out. The pen fun pavilion turned around www.biquge.info and wrote: "My name is Yang Yi!" Two sounds! Yang Tonglin hugged his arms and said coldly: "Don't pretend to me, you know who you are!" The majesty of being the boss is still there, Yang Yi said discouragedly: "How do you see it?" ”

It is not appropriate to speak here, Yang Yi asked and led Yang Tonglin to the path. Yang Tonglin couldn't see the joy and sorrow, and asked instead: "You tell me why you lied to us first?" Yang Yi sat on a bluestone on the side of the road, hugged his head and groaned: "It's not that night's party, I don't want to be in the limelight, so I pretend to be a girl. ”

"Really?" "Really." "It's that simple?" "I don't do you any good by lying to you!" Yang Tonglin thought for a moment, nodded and sat down next to Yang Yi and said, "That's fine, do you know that I almost thought that your family was all human traffickers just now?" This time it was Yang Yi's turn to ask rhetorically, and he was surprised: "Why?" "It's not because I found out what you were pretending to be, and then I thought that your whole family was helping to deceive people, I couldn't think of anything else but human traffickers."

Saying that, Yang Tonglin actually took out his mobile phone. "What are you doing?" Yang Yi was taken aback, thinking that he was going to tell Chen Hao and Zhou Yunhai about it. Yang Tonglin shook his mobile phone and explained: "I have just made up a distress text message, as long as something happens, press the send button and send it in a group." Yang Yi asked with a dark face, "Am I just not reassuring you?" ”

"Hehe, it's indispensable to defend against people!" "You haven't told me how you see through me?" Yang Tonglin said incomprehensibly: "Hehe, how can I say that I am also a representative of the Chinese class, all your homework has to go through my hands, others don't say it, I know all the handwriting of the people in our dormitory, who made you so good that you can't talk and write, otherwise I really didn't see that you are a man, what about your Adam's apple?" It's not going to be cut off, is it!? ”

"Shit! Just to deceive the third child, I don't have to spend so much money, this is the shadow effect I made with foundation, so it is not obvious, you can feel it with your hands. Yang Tonglin was completely interested in the women's version of Yang Yi, touched here and looked there, and finally lifted Yang Yi's dress: "You can't also have a girl's underwear inside, right?" ”

"How can I... Yes! Yang Yi suddenly screamed, desperately covered his skirt, and looked behind Yang Tonglin with a frightened expression. You're nervous, I've got a bubble of pee here, and I almost scared you out! "You..." Yang Yi was just about to remind him, but suddenly remembered his voice, and quickly covered his mouth, and could only keep reminding Yang Tonglin to be careful behind him with his eyes.

The boss's brain is very useful, but the reaction is definitely half a beat slow, Zhou Yunhai smashed a shovel at him with red eyes, and he didn't react at all. Seeing that this guy was about to be opened by Zhou Yunhai, if he didn't do it, he would become a vegetative person, and he would be an idiot if he was cured, Yang Yi didn't want to ruin such a genius because of one of his lies, so he hurriedly contacted Brother System.

"Brother give me strength!" “OK！” The power of Nuan Yangyang appeared again, but this time only the right foot felt like this, and he didn't have time to react, he pulled away from the salt forest, kicked out, and the thick poplar handle clicked and broke in response, and Zhou Yunhai was also shocked and sat on the ground, as if he was a little delirious by the shock.

"! What the is going on! Yang Tonglin exclaimed, only to know that he had been closed in the ghost gate, and Zhou Yunhai was also awakened by this life, got up and picked up the remaining shovel handle to continue to find Yang Tonglin desperately. Yang Tonglin hid behind Yang Yi, Yang Yi opened his hands to protect him, Zhou Yunhai couldn't hold a half shovel with red eyes, but he was afraid of injuring "Yang Yi" and was already mad.

"The surname Yang has a kind of you come out for me! In vain, I still call you big brother, you actually molested my future wife, I have to fight you to the death today! Xiaoyi, get out of the way, let me beat this pervert who lifted your skirt to death with a stick! Zhou Yunhai probably wanted to play handsome in front of the goddess, and the stick turned in his hand, but he didn't hold it steady, fell to the ground, and picked it up embarrassedly, and his anger was even greater.

"The third child is not what you think, she actually... Oh! Yang Tonglin clamped his legs and let out a heart-wrenching moan, and his eyes were about to break through his glasses and jump out! All thanks to Yang Yi's donkey kick, for the sake of my life, the boss can only wronged you!

Yang Tonglin's painful face turned purple, and he could only moan from his mouth, pointing at Yang Yi with one hand, his eyes full of grief and indignation. "Hahaha! Well done Xiaoyi, you dodge and let me give this pervert a stick so that he can never harm the girl again in the future! "In the end, it is a brother, and he can't kill him, Zhou Yunhai still decided to save a dog's life for the boss.

"Not what you think!" In a hurry, Yang Yi blurted out, and then covered his mouth in horror. Zhou Yunhai said angrily: "Don't talk for him, huh? Xiaoyi, why is your voice so rough? Dou Da's cold sweat dripped down the corners of his eyes, Yang Yi couldn't help but close his eyes, wailing in his heart, after all, he was still exposed! Seeing Yang Yi's desperate look, Yang Tonglin actually showed the pleasure of revenge, but he was too painful to laugh.

"Oh! I understand! Zhou Yunhai slapped his thigh. Yang Yi just wanted to explain, but before the words came out, he heard Zhou Yunhai say: "It turns out that Xiaoyi is reluctant to speak because of this, it's okay, I don't dislike you, no matter what you become, I like you." "This guy's shameless skills have grown again. However, Yang Yi was relieved that he could misunderstand it like this, and at the same time, Yang Tonglin opened his mouth to tell the truth, but he still only moaned.

Taking advantage of the rare time, Yang Yifeng wrote in a small notebook: "Bugs, skirts, he helps!" "It's not that Yang Yi is hypocritical, just now Zhou Yunhai didn't realize that it was completely because he spoke less, and he would definitely hear it if he said too much, so he could only use written explanations. Zhou Yunhai watched it for a long time, and said frantically: "Xiaoyi, what are you writing here, I don't know foreign languages!" ”

"If I'm not mistaken, she probably meant that the boss helped her remove the bugs from her skirt." Chen Hao's voice came, but Zhou Yunhai saw that there was no shadow of him left and right. "Where are you, second child?"

"I'm here! Which of you will help me lift the ladder up! The three of them looked up and found that Chen Hao was lying on a tree trunk sticking out of the wall, as if he might cry at any time.

Zhou Yunhai put his hand on the pergola and asked, "Second brother, why did you run up the tree?" "Chen Hao said with a crying voice: 'I just saw a stupid bird, I didn't know how to run with a stone, and then I was going to use a ladder to climb up and catch it, but I just went up and it flew, and the ladder also fell, I have been watching you on it for a long time, and now the misunderstanding has been solved, can you put me down first, I'm afraid of heights!'

"Boss, I'm sorry I misunderstood you, I'll go save the second brother first, Xiaoyi, you help me take care of the boss." Zhou Yunhai threw away the stick and rushed into the courtyard, and after a while, Chen Hao's scolding came out. "Third child, are you blind, where are you going to stab you!" "I'm sorry, I'm a little dazzled, okay, come down, I'll help you out." "No, let me slow down, my leg is numb."

Yang Yi helped Yang Tonglin to walk home slowly, since the boss already knew, there was no need to hide it, Yang Yi changed his clothes and removed his makeup in front of Yang Tonglin as quickly as possible, and Yang Tonglin's jaw was shocked, the ghost could have thought that such a beautiful girl would become a man by washing her face and changing her clothes, this is not scientific at all!

"Fourth, you're back, where's Xiaoyi?" Helping the boss who was still in a state of shock to sit down slowly, Yang Yi said: "Let's go, she still has to go to school in the afternoon, today is to go home to get medicine to eat, and I took a bath by the way." "What! Let's go! Zhou Yunhai heard that the goddess in the dream was gone, and he was so shocked that he forgot to hold the ladder, and Chen Hao, who was climbing down, screamed, and his head rushed down and fell.

"Dick!" Whether it was Yang Yi or Yang Tonglin, who was in pain, they all stood up in shock, only Zhou Yunhai saw Chen Hao's fat body falling, and he gritted his teeth and wanted to catch him, just his small physique, if he was not stoned to death, he would be smashed half to death. "Brother System, help!" The body instantly warmed, there was an indescribable comfort, and there was no time for Yang Yi to experience this magical power.

rushed out in two steps, first pushed Zhou Yunhai away, and then pinched Chen Hao's shoulder, Chen Hao in mid-air suddenly changed his posture, head and feet, but even if he fell like this, Chen Hao could not avoid the result of breaking his leg, Yang Yi was not finished, the last to come first, he landed first, grabbed Chen Hao's arm, shook it violently, and actually used Chen Hao to pick up the circle.

Yang Yi is not playing, but dissolving the impact of falling, Chen Hao's weight, under the addition of gravity speed and inertia, the force of falling is absolutely amazing, just now Zhou Yunhai will be crushed to death if he catches it well! Chen Hao's expression changed from the initial horror to surprise, because he was as fat as him, he never thought that he would be played with like a straw, this feeling was amazing.

Finally unloaded this energy, as soon as Yang Yi let go, Chen Hao fell to the ground, swayed twice, and rushed straight to Yang Tonglin who was sitting on the side, whoever turned so many times would be dizzy. "! Dick, what do you want to do! Don't come here! Yang Tonglin screamed in horror, but it was useless, Chen Hao's round body still hit him headfirst.

"Xiao Yi! How did you just do that? When he turned around and saw his grandfather at the door, he couldn't hide his shocked expression, and he didn't even realize that the egg in his hand fell to the ground and shattered.