Chapter 31: See Yang Yi Again
Since he learned that the goddess was at Yang Yi's grandfather's house, Zhou Yunhai couldn't sit still at all, the good guy didn't finish a meal, this guy was like hemorrhoids, and the stool in Yang Yi's house was about to break him, it was iron!
"Fourth, can't you eat less, you've eaten eight steamed buns, and you'll die when you drink water!" Yang Yi glanced at Zhou Yunhai: "You don't know that Lao Tzu has low blood sugar, wait until I get dizzy, will you carry me back?" Zhou Yunhai gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll carry it on my back, let's go quickly, what if Xiaoyi runs away when it's late?"
Yang Yi drank porridge and said casually: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, my cousin knows martial arts, and she is very high, if you really see her, don't be careless, if you are beaten, don't blame me for not reminding you." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Chen Hao was surprised: "You are a martial arts family, how come even your cousin can do kung fu?" "Isn't it normal for my cousin to like to play with my grandfather for a long time." ”
Zhou Yunhai was becoming a nymphomaniac again, muttering in his mouth, not knowing what he was talking about, but looking at his lewd face, Yang Yi especially wanted to put the remaining braised eggplant on his head. "Hey, you're back! You and we can go first!" "me, I don't know the way!"
Fortunately, Yang Yi not only has an electric car at home, but also one that Wang Mingxia usually rides, one for the four of them, one for Yang Yi and Zhou Yunhai, and one for Chen Hao and Yang Tonglin, and the weight is balanced. "Fourth, what are you carrying? Isn't this an increase in weight, I think it's better to throw it at home, let's go to your grandfather's house quickly." "Shut up! Believe it or not I'm throwing you down?"
It is less than ten miles away, but the village H county is clearly divided, Yang Yi's family lives in the county seat, and his grandfather's family is in the township, although they now live in cement bungalows, but the small village is still idyllic.
"Fuck it! There are fish in this water! That's Wang Ba, and crabs, what is that?" Chen Hao sat in the back seat and kept shouting, Yang Tonglin couldn't help but shout: "You give me honesty! I almost fell into the ditch just now, do you know!" Chen Hao pulled Yang Tonglin with undiminished interest and said: "Boss, look, there are a lot of fish in this water!"
"You can open your eyes and take a good look, that's not a fish, that's a loach! But that one seems to be the right one, and it's not small. Although Yang Tonglin always pretends to be an old man, he is only a teenager of sixteen or seventeen after all, and he still can't resist the rare rural wilderness.
"Fourth, do you have a fishing rod at home, let's go fishing later?" "There should be, I remember there should be two fishing rods behind the door, wait to see, you two be careful, the water in this place is quite deep, I heard that children have drowned, don't be caught as a stand-in." Chen Hao said disdainfully: "You are my three-year-old child? ”
Seeing the old locust tree of my grandfather's house, this is not far away, and this tree is the tallest in the whole village. "Xiaoyi is back, come to my house for dinner today, Uncle caught a big catfish today!" Yang Yi waved his hand: "No need uncle, my classmates came to my house to play, don't bother you." "Hey, what's the trouble here, let's eat together, are you still afraid that the uncle won't be able to take care of your food!"
"Fourth, hurry up: my cousin is really going to run away!" "Uncle, let's go, I'm sorry I can't eat your fish today!" This is to support Yang Yi, originally Yang Gang should be busy with the last wave of peaches today, but he was temporarily ordered and transferred by Wang Mingxia to support his son.
When I entered the door, I saw my father drinking tea in the yard, probably just returning from the orchard, wearing a vest and shorts, and a leg of mud on his feet. "Dad, are you done with the orchard?" "Well, you kid is really not the master of Ansheng, it's only been a few days that you have stabbed Lou Zi again, and I didn't let you learn kung fu because I was afraid that you would rely on the kung fu of the three-legged cat, but I didn't expect you to do this!"
It was natural for Lao Tzu to beat his son, although Yang Gang slapped Yang Yi on the neck, but the joy and pride on his face couldn't be hidden. "Alright, don't stand, just sit. Zhou Yunhai still had the heart to sit, he had already looked around looking for his dream lover, he didn't pay attention to Yang Yi's beating just now, and he couldn't find his goddess and hurriedly asked Yang Gang: "Uncle, is Cousin Yang Yi gone?"
"Oh, you said Yaya, she went to the back to take a bath with the girl in the village, how do you know each other?" Zhou Yunhai could not listen to what Yang Gang asked, he was now full of one thought, that is, the goddess was taking a bath, white flowers!
When Zhou Yunhai came back to his senses, Yang Yi was gone, Chen Hao and Yang Tonglin were picking cucumbers, and every household in the countryside liked to grow some vegetables, which was convenient and cost-effective. "Boss, where's the fourth?" Yang Tonglin casually took off the cucumber thorns, took a bite and said, "The fourth went to find his cousin, you... "Hehe, I'm going to check it out, I've wanted to learn to swim for a long time." ”
Chen Hao poked Zhou Yunhai's swollen head and said disdainfully: "You pull it, other girls are taking a bath, what do you want a stranger to do?
"You pull it down! The most dangerous person here is you, you are aunts and cousins, you are related by blood, and listen to Aunt Yang's meaning, people are still childhood sweethearts, this is in the old society before, it is definitely the kind of marriage that refers to the belly, don't you eat salty radishes and worry about it, okay?" "Ahhhhhh
"The third one, get up quickly, the third one!" "I can't afford it, you let the fourth one pick me up!" Chen Hao grabbed Zhou Yunhai and lowered his voice and said angrily: "You open your eyes and see who's coming! Don't be ashamed, okay!" Zhou Yunhai was startled, turned his head and saw a slim beauty in white clothes and white skirts at the door, it was Yang Yi who he had been thinking about for a long time!
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In fact, the things that Zhou Yunhai urged Yang Yi to throw away at the beginning were the makeup tools and wigs prepared by Wang Mingxia, and the women's clothes were bought by Yang Gang on the way, of course, the indispensable wigs were also bought, Yang Yi was still wet with water on the road, and the place to change clothes was in his father's car!
"Drop! Acting star on! Shy!" Holding back the desire to vomit, Yang Yi twisted a little, and then wrote in a small book: "My throat is uncomfortable and I can't speak for the time being, my cousin said you are looking for me?"
This dare not speak, as soon as you open your mouth, it is absolutely exposed, singing is different, even familiar people may not be able to hear your original voice, because of the voice and pitch, it is difficult to distinguish the original voice.
"Uh! cousin, no, Yang Yi and his cousin, forget it, I'll call you Yang Yi, you sit down first, I'll go see that guy just now." Chen Hao was obviously still a little restrained, and went directly into the house to find Zhou Yunhai. Yang Yi sat down generously, and after Yang Tonglin sat down, he asked, "Hello, my name is Yang Tonglin, and I am your cousin Yang Yi's classmate and roommate." ”
Yang Yi wrote in his notebook: "Hello, my name is Yang Yi. The suspicious look in Yang Tonglin's eyes flashed, he sniffed lightly twice, became even more puzzled, touched the tip of his nose, and stopped talking. Yang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, Yang Tonglin has a stunt, he can distinguish acquaintances by taste, he has tested it privately in the dormitory, and it is a mess, this is the effect of Yang Yi sprinkling the incense in his father's car on his clothes.
After a while, Zhou Yunhai, who was shy, was dragged out by Chen Hao. Zhou Yunhai is a coward at all! Chen Hao couldn't break Zhou Yunhai's hand holding the door frame, and said angrily: "You fucking shout every day to see someone, this person is here, you are a fucking turtle again, don't say you know me in the future, I'm fucking ashamed." ”
It may be that Chen Hao's words worked, Zhou Yunhai trembled like a Parkinson's patient, and couldn't spell a complete sentence for a long time, and the angry Chen Hao slapped him. Looking at Zhou Yunhai's shy Yang Yi, he almost burst into laughter, but fortunately, the system made a move at the critical moment: "The reserved smile of a big acting star!" The hand was raised unconsciously, covering his lips lightly, his eyes turned into crescents, and he smiled without showing his teeth.
The goddess smiled at herself! Zhou Yunhai felt surrounded by great happiness, and his heart was like being thrown into a honey pot, and he couldn't extricate himself! Yang Yi wrote in his notebook: "What are you looking for me?" Zhou Yunhai frustrated his hands and said nervously: "Sister Yang Yi, do you remember me? We met in school, and you smiled at me last time." ”
"The costume of a big acting star is crazy and stupid!" Yang Yi tilted his head and thought about it, shook his head and wrote: "I don't remember! There were too many people that day." "Oh. Zhou Yunhai was obviously a little lost, and suddenly didn't know what to say. I don't know where Zhou Yunhai got the courage, he stood up and bowed ninety degrees: "Can you leave me a contact information, I want to make friends with you!"
Yang Yi wrote neatly: "No mobile phone! Mom won't buy it!" "It's okay if you don't have a mobile phone penguin number!" Yang Yi wrote: "No." Zhou Yunhai was even more lost, bowing his head and not speaking. Yang Yi wrote on the paper: "If it's okay, I'm going home." Zhou Yunhai said anxiously: "Don't, why don't you eat before leaving, you haven't seen your brother yet!"
"I've already seen it, he went to help his grandparents get something, and came back right away, goodbye. "This is not a place to stay for a long time, if you stay for a while, you will be suspicious of revealing your stuffing, Yang Yi can't wait to run away! Yang Yi is leaving, Zhou Yunhai is lost, and he can only watch Yang Yi leave with a complicated face.