Chapter 103: Women Are Tigers
"Xiao Yi, you are really good to your brother, my brother will definitely be a woman and your lover in the next life, and let you do that kind if you don't give money. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Han Xing roared with a dark face: "You don't leave anymore, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you!" Liu Junhu went out by himself too eye-catching, so Han Xing made a cameo as an actor, and Yang Yi, as the fuse of this incident, consciously changed into Liu Junhu's clothes as bait.
As soon as Han Xing and Liu Junhu went out of the gate, a group of women rushed in, all kinds of flowers blooming, Yang Yi had to admit that Liu Junhu had a very high taste, and if he grabbed one here and went out without considering his height, it was enough to be a model. A hundred flowers are indeed pleasing to the eye, but it is not good if the flowers have thorns.
Good guys, bricks, wine bottles, kitchen knives, the most exaggerated are the leading seven, where did the meteor hammer come from, the remaining six are either knives or swords, and the short girl nunchuck makes it fascinating. The meteor hammer smashed the floor with a bang, "Liu Junhu, you come out for me!" Yang Yi's legs under the shrinking billiard table are a little weak, I hope these guys don't come up and fight, otherwise they won't even give time to explain, and they will die too unjustly!
Han Xing and the others are estimated to have gone downstairs at this time, Yang Yi is just trying to buy them time now, if necessary, there is no way to betray Liu Junhu, as the so-called dead friends are not dead and poor.
"Sisters, search for me!" "Good!" shouted "Capture Liu Junhu alive, skin and bone!" The slogan of this group of women made a mess of Han Xing's office, Yang Yi watched countless black silk, or white and tender beautiful legs swaying in front of him, every time it made Yang Yi nervous, for fear that the table would be directly opened, and he would be exposed to the sun.
At some point, the sound of rummaging through the cabinets outside disappeared, and it all became the sound of tiptoeing footsteps. Yang Yi can't run anymore if he wants to, and he has become a cage of beautiful legs on all sides, and his complaining eyes almost pierced the billiard table and looked directly at him. I don't know who shouted: "Lift the table!" ”
The table was carried away, but there was no one under the table, and the Meteor Hammer girl sneered: "Sister with anti-wolf spray pepper water, spray it hard under the table, I'll see how long he can last!" That's not good, neither of these two things is easy to mess with, and immediately shouted: "Don't shoot!" I surrender, I'll come out right away! ”
As soon as Yang Yi showed his head, he was pressed to the ground by a pair of jade hands, and he was tied up by Wuhuanda without even giving him a chance to speak, and he stuffed an orange in his mouth, and he was really carried away like a roast suckling pig! Yang Yi struggled like maggots, and could only make two meaningless hums from his mouth, this group of female thugs carried the spoils Yang Yi left as if they were coming back from hunting, and whoever dared to stop them shouted indecency, so Yang Yi was carried away under the attention of the onlookers. The crowd also saw Liu Junhu dressed as a man, he ignored Yang Yi's gaze for help, and actually twisted his head and whistled!
Fortunately, the treatment is still good, I was not dragged behind the car, my head was pillowed on my plump thighs, and there were always people lingering on my face, I hope I wasn't looking for a suitable place to go under the knife. Although the body fragrance of these women is very attractive, Yang Yi doesn't want to sleep at all, he hangs up unclearly, and he can't tell the Lord of Yama clearly!
I don't know where I was taken, I was thrown on the floor by someone and it was over, Yang Yi finally bit the orange in his mouth and ate it, and hurriedly shouted: "Sisters, you caught the wrong person!" I'm not Liu Junhu, I'm Yang Yi! The light here is very dim, and the surrounding women don't know who it is: "They have all been captured alive and have a hard mouth, do you still want to deny my tiger brother?" ”
"No, eldest sister, you really misunderstood, I'm really not Liu Junhu, please turn on the lights, I'm a thousand times more handsome than that guy!" "Okay! Then let you die to understand! The light was turned on, but it was just a particularly bright table lamp, Yang Yi couldn't open his eyes, he could only vaguely see a lot of shadows on the opposite side, looking at a sense of déjà vu of a female ghost.
"Doesn't that seem like it?" "No, if you look at the outline of his face, it's clearly him." "No, I remember a very small scar in the corner of his eye, why can't I touch it now?" "It must be, what is a scar or something, I know a gelatin for beauty scar removal, the effect is good!" "Really? Tell me about it..."
Yang Yi couldn't help it, this group of women chased Liu Junhu everywhere, but there were so many people who didn't know Liu Junhu in it, this is simply indiscriminate! "I said you don't know Liu Junhu, haven't you seen him mix with anything!" Someone whispered, "I met him at the bar, and went straight to the toilet, how can I see that kind of place." "I met during a night run in the park, and I came once on the lawn." "I was in a beauty salon and I was making face masks and I couldn't see anything." "I'm highly myopic and can't see it in the first place, huh!"
The brain hurts as if someone has taken a chisel, are women so casual now? You can do things without even seeing your face clearly, and you're too much in the pool! Yang Yi now suspects that someone is making waves everywhere with his name!
The sentence "big chest and no brain" is not complete, and the IQ of a small chest is not necessarily high, no matter how Yang Yi explains, people will believe that Yang Yi is definitely very close to Liu Junhu even if he is not Liu Junhu, and he can't recruit Yang Yi to kill, if he tells the truth, he must be taken as a hostage.
"He seems to be Yang Yi, right?" Someone said suddenly. Although Yang Yi is not too famous, he is now all Internet celebrities, at least Yang Yi's photos can be found on the Internet. "This looks like a girl, right?" The nunchuck held his heart in both hands, and the said: "This girl is so cute?" What kind of star is it, why have you never heard of it? ”
"Hey, don't go off-topic, okay, has that Yang Yi found out? Sounds familiar to me, huh? "I found it! It seems to be really him.,The same table you are singing by him.,The new version of Daoxiang that has been very popular recently is also.,I like that song so much.,No, I want to take pictures and sign autographs with him! Yang Yi, a star, has almost no privacy, except for his family, everyone else has been shaken by "insiders".
There is no doubt that Yang Yi is definitely a rising star. In these years, the golden beetle son-in-law is easy to find, but the potential stocks can't be found with lanterns, the two are very different, especially the golden beetle son-in-law, even if you catch it, others can continue to fish, it's a big deal to be a small three, four, five or something, and your status as the main palace is in jeopardy. Potential stocks are different, the experience of sharing weal and woe will not be so easy to wear, even if it is not said to be an iron rice bowl, it is also wooden, and it is easy not to shake it.
I don't know if there is a hallucination, the table lamp doesn't seem to be so dazzling, thinking that countless big eyes are shining in the dark, Yang Yi feels a chill down his spine. "Hehe, sisters, sister, I consciously quit, I won't fight with everyone about this Liu Junhu in the future, but this little brother Yang will give it to my sister, my sister likes this type very much."
As soon as the hand reached out to Yang Yi, it was slapped off, and the other woman sneered: "We are now Sima Zhao's heart, everyone knows, why should Brother Yang give you such a big potential stock, even if we find Liu Junhu, what should we do?" At most, he can get some money, his kind of playboy can't be tethered, but Yang Xiaodi is so cute, it makes people itch to watch. ”
"Wang Cuihua! You dare to grab a man with me! "My mother's name is Shirley, don't call her a broken name!" "I'll just call what's wrong!" "I'll tear your mouth apart!" The flames of war spread very quickly, and it was chaotic after a while. It's not that all of them plan to capture Yang Yi, and there are those who have a firm stance and are dissuading the sisters from resolving it peacefully, but no one listens to them at all, women are good at jealousy, and they have two faces on weekdays, and this time it can be regarded as an outbreak.
Don't say it, women really don't lose to men at all when they fight, pulling their hair, biting their ears, and seeing blood when they go down with a claw with long nails, of course, such a big scene as tearing clothes is essential, if it weren't for the atmosphere being too delicate, Yang Yi would have been hard.
At this time, a short-haired girl rolled out of the crowd, hugged Yang Yi's legs and helped Yang Yi untie the rope with her teeth, and shouted: "Yang Yi, go away!" I'm your fan, hardcore brainless fan, go away! At this time, don't care about the truth or falsehood, Yang Yi nodded again and again: "Thank you!" Thank you for supporting me, can you hurry up? "The good times didn't last long, and this girl was dragged away by a hand that came out of nowhere, and the rope was only half untied.
Another one was thrown out, his face was scratched, and he hugged Yang Yi and shouted, "I love you!" I'll get you out now, and you'll marry me!" This time, before she could say yes, the girl was dragged away by her hair, and the rope was still not untied. From time to time, someone crawled over, and then struggled to drag Yang Yi away, the most terrifying thing was that the front teeth were flying, rubbing Yang Yi's pants with blood, and still giggling.
"Don't move! You have been surrounded, immediately put down the weapons in your hands and lie on the ground, repeating, all..."A large group of SWAT officers rushed in, all of them were real guns, and the chaotic scene suddenly quieted down, and many of the sleek women covered the important parts with rags, and you fought for me again. Yang Yi was dragged away by someone with a stool in the chaos, but fortunately, he was a special policeman, if he was taken away by other women, Yang Yi would collapse!
"Brother, I'm relieved that you're okay, I thought you were exhausted, come and hug my brother!" Yang Yi pushed Liu Junhu away, clutched his chest and said, "It's not wrong to say that a woman is a tiger!" Han Xing glanced at Yang Yi: "I know it's a tiger, don't run quickly, get in the car!" ”