Chapter 102: Scum Tiger
In fact, there are legends about ghosts in almost everywhere, the lake in the village was also rumored to have water ghosts, Yang Yi has not seen it many times in it, that is, once the underwear was hooked underneath, Yang Yi thought it was a water ghost, and ran away with his bare butt in fright, screaming and going home to tell his grandfather, and finally grandpa dragged a rotten log, Yang Yi was only eight years old that year. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In fact, most of those terrifying legends are related to barren mountains and wild waters, as well as old houses, and a large part of these are made up by the older generation, why make up such legends? In order not to let children go to dangerous places, there are wild beasts in the barren mountains that may get lost, or even lose their footing, not to mention the water's edge, Yang Yi himself has been entangled in aquatic plants, the old house is in disrepair, and there is a danger of collapsing at any time, and there is a dark and damp place that is easy to breed poisonous insects.
It's all out of good intentions to scare their own children. Yang Yi deliberately got up early in the morning, and last night the third master told Yang Yi to go to Liu Junhu to lead the way, saying that he was more familiar with the place in Hengdian, Yang Yi asked why, but the third master snorted coldly and left. The "Ghost Knight" was given to Yang Yi by the third master, in his words, anyway, Xiaohu still has so many cars, what's wrong with giving Xiaoyi one?
The capital is very tightly checked, without a driver's license Yang Yi has no second way to go except for a taxi, even if it is a motorcycle, he also needs a driver's license, Yang Yi dares to ride Liu Junhu's locomotive, completely because this brand is in the name of the third master, basically no one dares to check. After all, today is the first time to go to the crew, Yang Yi did not take He Yuanyuan with him, even if Wang Xiaolei arranged a proper identity for He Yuanyuan, he was afraid of leaving a bad impression on others.
When he arrived downstairs at Hanxing's company, Yang Yi remembered that he didn't have Hanxing's mobile phone number, and the girl at the front desk at the door of the house said that she wouldn't let Yang Yi in, and she was about to cry. Yang Yi, who had no choice, had no choice but to call Liu Junhu: "Brother Tiger, where are you?" Liu Junhu on the phone was very happy: "Roar! Yang Daxing still remembers his brother, I am learning from Brother Xing, and I have time to play with you when I go back, so I didn't hang up in advance. ”
Yang Yi smiled bitterly: "Don't hang it, I'm downstairs with Brother Xing, and the girl at the front desk doesn't know me, so she won't let me go up." "What, you're already downstairs, isn't that girl with short hair and a mole in the corner of her eye on duty today?" Yang Yi did see a black spot in the corner of this girl's eye, and replied, "It's her." "You just tell her my name, and she'll let you up."
"So it works?" Yang Yi muttered that he still did what Liu Junhu said. "Hello, I'm Liu Junhu's younger brother, my brother is waiting for me above, can you let me go up now?" The girl's eyes rolled widely, and she pouted and asked, "You said you knew each other, what evidence do you have?" Yang Yi lit up his phone and said, "Isn't this his number, you always believe it this time, right?" ”
This kawaii girl actually showed a very evil laugh: "Hehe! Finally let me find it, okay, you go up, on the top floor. Yang Yi always felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly stayed away from this woman who was staring at her phone and smirking. When I went up to the top floor, I realized that the top floor was completely opened, which means that Han Xing himself occupied a whole floor!
"Here!" Yang Yi heard Liu Junhu's voice and saw the two of them, both holding billiard cues, as if they were playing billiards. Yang Yi was speechless: "You came here to learn this from Brother Xing?" Han Xing handed Yang Yi a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Work also needs to rest, Xiaohu has made too much progress during this time, but why did you come here so suddenly?" "Han Xing's wine thinks it's a good wine, and it is refreshing when you smell it.
"Oh, I'm here to film this time, and the third master said that Brother Tiger is very familiar with Hengdian, so let me come to him." Liu Junhu didn't know why, and his smile froze suddenly. Han Xing smiled and said: "Then you have found the right person, Junhu can't be more familiar with Hengdian, right, Junhu?" Yang Yi always felt that there was something in the words of these two people, but he couldn't understand it.
"Brother Xing, don't tease me, if you want to say that you are familiar with the road, it still depends on you, there seems to be no hotel in Hengdian that doesn't know you, right?" Now I understand, these two people are not good birds, it is estimated that ordinary women are tired of playing and go to Hengdian to "fight the jungle", and now I finally understand why the third master is unhappy.
Liu Junhu hugged Yang Yi and squeezed his eyebrows and said: "How about it, that girl downstairs is on time, I originally wanted to play with it, I was too cute to throw it, hehe, or I borrowed you to play for two days?" Han Xing stabbed Liu Junhu's ass with a billiard cue, and said angrily: "You have been playing with all the women in my company in the past two months since you came to me, right?" You're Teddy's! ”
Liu Junhu rubbed his ass and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, haven't I done it yet, be careful that I sue you for slander!" Yang Yi suddenly remembered the strange girl at the front desk, and always felt unsure, so he explained the cause and effect. Liu Junhu screamed: "It's over, it's over!" Brother Xing hurriedly bought me a plane ticket, if I don't leave, the big army will be killed! ”
Looking at Liu Junhu, who was in a hurry, Yang Yi wondered: "What big army?" Han Xing smiled evilly: "Your brother tiger was a man nicknamed "sloppy" back then, from a teenage Lori to a forty-year-old wife who didn't play with him, this can be regarded as a skill, but this guy has a bad habit, he doesn't recognize people when he puts on his pants, and the women who have been abandoned by him for so many years spontaneously formed the "Tiger Killing Alliance" to chase and kill Junhu everywhere, which is also a good story. Hahaha! ”
Liu Junhu pulled his hair and said in annoyance: "Brother Xing, don't say cool things, okay!" I'm dying of sorrow, help me figure it out! At this time, Liu Junhu's mobile phone rang, and he still didn't play the kind anymore. The three of them stared at the crazy beating mobile phone together, the number on it will change as soon as the ringtone stops, all of them are unfamiliar numbers, and there are many text messages popping up, some begging, some saying that they are pregnant, and all kinds of threats and intimidation, endlessly.
Liu Junhu threw his mobile phone into the toilet like crazy, probably because his mobile phone was too high-end, he was not afraid of water at all, and the volume was too large to flush it at all. "Ahhhh Yang Yi! You killed me this time! At the same time that Liu Junhu was crazy, the landline on Han Xing's desk also rang. What's up? "The boss is not good, there are a lot of cars outside, there are many women coming down, our security guards are about to be unable to stop, day, don't come here, come here again and I'll let the dog go!" Ah my eyes, be careful they have chili water! ”
"Ahhh It's really dead this time! Yang Yi glanced at the black crowd downstairs and said in surprise: "This is too exaggerated!" "If you know your brother tiger's prestige, you don't think it's an exaggeration at all, Junhu, or you go down to comfort them, most of them take a fancy to your net worth and status, and most of them want to get back together with you, you should be over if you say a few good words."
Liu Junhu asked rhetorically: "Which of them do you think can block a hundred with one?" Dude is out today, as long as there is a superwoman among them, Lao Tzu will marry her today! Han Xing choked, as a veteran of flowers, of course he knew that women were good at jealousy, it would be fine if Liu Junhu didn't come forward, if he came forward and only accepted one, this woman would definitely be torn to pieces!
Liu Junhu suddenly jumped up, grabbed Han Xing and said, "Brother Xing, let Xiaoxue come back, let's use a helicopter to escape!" "It's too late, those women have already rushed in, Yang Yi is for the safety of our brothers' lives, let's throw Junhu out, right?" "Ahhh If I don't take you like this, there must be a fucking way, who will save me! ”
"Uh, can you lend me that dress?" Han Xing frowned and said, "Xiaoxue, why did this dead girl throw her clothes around, why do you want my sister's skirt?" The last sentence of the Korean star has become vigilant. Knowing that this guy was a dead sister, Yang Yi hurriedly explained: "I want Brother Tiger to dress up as a woman and go out, I will put on makeup!" ”
Liu Junhu jumped up anxiously and said anxiously: "Yang Yi, can you do it, if it is exposed, it will be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger!" It is estimated that Han Xue has also lived here, and there is a makeup box not far from the skirt, which is very complete. Yang Yi picked Liu Junhu clean without saying a word, pressed his head and put him inside his clothes, and made it difficult to wear stockings, only white stockings, and Liu Junhu's body hair was relatively vigorous.
"What's wrong? I still have to shave my legs, what about the knife? Brother Xing, lend me your razor! "In a hurry, Han Xing had no choice but to throw his razor to Liu Junhu with a black face." It turns out that Lao Tzu's legs are so good-looking, so white! Yang Yi, you help me get something else, I wear the stockings myself, I take off other people's stockings, I didn't expect that I would have to wear them one day. ”
"Drop! Makeup Artist On! "In a hurry, Yang Yi held an eyebrow pencil in his mouth, a handful of lip gloss, lipstick and various foundations in his hand, his hands were dazzled, and Liu Junhu's tough face became soft in a few clicks." Look up and I'll help you cover your Adam's apple. Yang Yi helped Liu Junhu draw the shadow part of his throat and asked, "Brother Xing, do you have a wig here?" ”
Han Xing said angrily: "I don't have a cosvestite, what do I need a wig for, no!" "Oh, Brother Xing, I didn't say you, why don't you have anything here, you must get a complete set of women's equipment in the future, in case you also encounter me, you can use it to save your life!" Han Xing sneered: "I can't use it, Lao Tzu's breakup fee is very sufficient, and the romantic debt has long been over." ”
Yang Yi couldn't stop Yang Yi without a wig, and trimmed Liu Junhu's hairstyle with a razor, she was completely a capable girl. Finally got it done, Liu Junhu couldn't recognize himself in the mirror, he had forgotten that he was in a crisis, touched his face and said to himself: "It turns out that Lao Tzu is so beautiful, Ma De wants to soak himself in Lao Tzu!" ”