"Fever 62 degrees?"

"Poof, you're going to boil eggs!"

"Comminuted fractures can train?"

"Is there forty hours in a day?"

"Where's the number 30 in February!"

"Hahahaha!

"It's so bad! I'm laughing to death!"

"It's dark!"

Netizens laughed! In an instant, this meager story was forwarded and exploded!

This is Zhang Ye's black exo stalk in the world, quite famous netizens, who were slightly changed by Zhang Ye, and brought it with him, and suddenly looked like he was talking to the table tennis team, and every sentence was helping them to complain, but if you look closely, every sentence is black!

Zhang Ye's appearance, the attitude and signal expressed have been very clear, it is obviously impossible to make him apologize, and not only will people not apologize, but they continue to black them with relish, completely ignoring the collective siege of the national table tennis team and everyone in the sports world!

The sports world is furious!

The table tennis team is furious!

Liu Yifeng, Han Li, Li Qi and the others were almost dizzy, they thought that Zhang Ye might not apologize, but they never expected Zhang Ye to be so tough!

Zhang Ye's meager success once again ignited the raging fire, and countless netizens who supported him suddenly screamed like chicken blood, and the sea of people once again swallowed up the group of people who jumped out of the sports world, the scolding that can be seen everywhere, the water army in all directions, not to mention the people in the sports world, even Zhang Ye himself was startled!

"It's quite Zhang Ye!"

"Scold them!"

"Dog's grass!"

"Let's go, who will brush Liu Yifeng with me?"

"Me!"

"I'll go!"

"And me!"

"Who is brushing a wave of Han Li with me?"

"I'm coming!"

"Count me in!"

"It's coming!"

"them!"

Originally, Zhang Ye planned to meet these sports athletes for a while today. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoWho wants to think that he just posted a joke, and he hasn't enjoyed it yet, and he hasn't officially entered the combat state yet. These people in the sports world have been "shattered" by the invisible water army, and there is no chance for Zhang Ye to appear at all!

There are too many sailors!

Han Li's blog was attacked by the water army!

Liu Yifeng's meager screen was swiped by the water army, and the words "stupid-forced"!

The athletes and coaches in the sports world just now were not spared, and there was a badminton player who opened his own brand online store, and even the message area of the online store was swiped by the water army!

The crowd of onlookers looked stupid!

"Holy!"

"These guys are amazing!"

"How can there be so many people!"

"The people of this table tennis team are too, they were all slapped in the face by Zhang Ye once in the Spring Festival Gala, why do you say you are recruiting him, there are more people than Zhang Ye? Why are you so funny. Do you think it's 'huge' to call a group of athletes to cheer you on? See it this time! This is Zhang Ye's main battlefield, and in Weibo, even if the first-line stars are here. I don't necessarily have to do it to Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye's popularity is too high!"

"He's almost on the line, isn't he?"

"Look at the situation today, it shouldn't be far away!"

"This is already the posture of a first-line star!"

The scene at this moment can be described as tragic, of course, the tragic people in the sports world, Liu Yifeng, Han Li, female tennis players, captain of the national football team, etc. All of them were scolded for being green!

Side. I heard that the table tennis team was scolded, and many active or retired athletes had to come over to help, but some people came early, some people came late, and the group of people who came that night were stunned one by one when they saw such a scene at this moment!

"My grass?"

"What happened?"

"This ......"

After hesitating for a moment, the men blinked, forget it. It's better to pretend you're not online!

Why not?

Fart,!

The main protagonist with the strongest combat effectiveness hasn't made any moves, so he just posted a mocking Weibo. The table tennis team and the football team and the basketball team were abused from head to toe by the sailors, and they didn't even have the power to fight back.

Take care, brothers!

Brothers can't help, let's go first!

Not only them, at this moment, a basketball star who was involved in the war was also about to cry in his heart, and he had already retreated, but the words had just been released, and Zhang Ye also denounced it, and there was no chance to leave at this time, he was framed here, and he couldn't leave if he wanted to! Watching Weibo fans go crazy one by one, looking at the swiping and scolding that appeared on Weibo, his personal homepage, and even on his team's main business, his intestines were full of regret! He was paralyzed! Why do you say I am going to go through this troubled water? The matter of the table tennis team has a fart relationship with me, what am I rushing for? And let Zhang Ye apologize? But he just doesn't apologize, what else can we do? Can we still eat him? We are a group of people in the sports world, and we can still command the affairs of the literary and artistic circles?

The badminton player who opened the online store also blew up his lungs, I grass, you scold, you scold, what are you complaining about my online store, you! I grass, and I also brush up on bad reviews! Your sister, I fought with you!

The situation is one-sided!

Some real table tennis fans are also scolding them!

A small ball fan hated iron and said: "Liu Yifeng, look around, how many people help you? How many fans defend you? Today's table tennis team is really disappointing, not to mention losing the game with a big loss, after the game, you still find that kind of ridiculous excuse to prevaricate the reason for losing, and only lose after listening to the song? Push the responsibility to Zhang Ye? Today, you lost the ball and lost people!"

He said what countless fans wanted to say!

In fact, although Zhang Ye does have a huge group of water army and fan groups, few people in the Weibo field can do him, but in fact, there are many people who don't like Zhang Ye, his popularity is not as good as others think, every time Zhang Ye goes to war with others, there will be many netizens who come to scold Zhang Ye. Usually the whole people participate in the battle, but today there are almost none, except for those athletes in the sports world. There were hardly many fans who came to help them, and the reason was in that passage - the table tennis team lost again and again this time!

"That's right!"

"That's it!"

"It's not the first time Han Li has made excuses like this! We've all been tired of listening to it! Last time, the temperature was too hot? Last time, the temperature was too cold? This time the song is ugly?"

"And even if Han Li always shirks his responsibility, how can you, the head coach of the national team, stand on his side and help him speak? Because you lost the game after listening to Zhang Ye's song? Are you stupid?"

"He's just going to take us for stupidity!"

"This time, no one helped them!"

"This ball stinks!"

However, in the face of fans' doubts, the head coach of the national team, Liu Yifeng, is still prevaricating. He responded on Weibo: "I admit that the results of the national team in recent years have not been very ideal, and I lost today. Everybody is in a bad mood, we are responsible for this, the team is responsible, but a lot of things are not as simple as you think. A match is often won or lost by a fraction of a second. Many factors will affect winning or losing, not the level of the player, such as a song, or a noise in the field, the temperature in the field, will affect the player's performance, and many of these influencing factors are uncontrollable and force majeure! Today we condemn Zhang Ye. Not because he lost, but because he openly insulted the sport of table tennis! This is unacceptable to us!"

"What about shirking responsibility?"

"You're really enough!"

Han Li also spoke: "We are not pushing responsibility! We are making progress." Now many weak teams have also hired coaches from the Republic, and their strength has been greatly improved, and it is easy for people to underestimate the enemy!"

Li Qi said: "I also lost a game today, not because I made excuses, but that the venue abroad is completely different from that in China, the ground is too stiff!

A table tennis player came out and said, "Yes, today's venue is very bad, and we have already proposed it to the organizers before the game! If we go there again next year, their venue will be rebuilt according to international standards, and there will be no problem at that time!"

Han Zhaoguang, captain of the national football team, said: "Football is the same, winning or losing is affected by many factors!"

Then, several other athletes in sports such as tennis, badminton, etc. also helped them with a word.

But the fans didn't buy it!

"Don't talk about football, I thank you!"

"How many key games have you lost in the past few years? In the past, our small ball dominated the world, but now? Although it is also the number one in the world, you will lose once if you win a few games, lose once if you win a few games, lose if you lose, you analyze your own problems, analyze the reasons for losing, you don't, you are all analyzing the influence of others on you, analyzing what so-called force majeure factors are! Get out!"

The opinions of the fans are loud!

At this moment, Zhang Yezheng, who was already lying in the bed, felt bored, especially boring, I haven't said a word here, why is the navy about to clean up the battlefield?

Zhang Ye spoke again on Weibo!

Everyone was stunned, and they all came up to watch!

"Again!"

"Zhang Ye is here!"

"Come and see!"

"What's this sending?"

Zhang Ye is the party concerned, and today's war started because of him, so his every move is a bit of a high-profile meaning.

I saw Zhang Ye write slightly: "Today's live broadcast game, the table tennis team named me after the game, I said I am very honored, I just read the explanations of the sports players for the reasons for the loss, I suddenly realized, and I made an analysis of the reasons for the loss and uncontrollable factors." ”

As follows:

Analysis of the reasons for losing in sports competitions (including table tennis, football, basketball, badminton, tennis, etc.).

1. Ground reasons:

1. The ground is too hard.

2. The ground is too soft.

3. The color of the ground is not good.

Seeing this, netizens have already laughed!

"Poof!"

"It's too hard, it's not too soft?"

"Han Li has really looked for this reason before!

"It has something to do with the color of the ground, huh?"

"Oops! I want to laugh inexplicably!"

Liu Yifeng was stunned, and then he exploded!

Han Li, Li Qi and others also began to scold their mothers!

Fools can see that Zhang Ye is scolding them!

2. Weather reasons:

1. Snow.

2. It's raining.

3. Hail.

4. The sun is not good.

5. The sunshine is too good.

6. Cold.

7. Heat.

7. Lukewarm (can't cause trouble to the opponent).

Seeing the second point, netizens laughed again!

"Oops, I can't do it!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Squirted!"

"What the hell is lukewarm!"

"The sunshine is not good, and it is not good!"

"Teacher Zhang, why are you so funny!"

"Classic!

"The year before last, someone really found a reason like this!

Just a lot of the sailors who were swiping the screen and scolding people, after knowing that Zhang Ye had posted Weibo, they all hurried back in an instant, and they all laughed at a glance!

3. Factors on the field.

1. On-site factors:

a. The referee helps the opponent.

b. The referee doesn't help us.

c. The opponent is too strong.

d. The opponent's technique is too delicate.

e. The goalposts (nets, baskets) helped them.

f. The other party plays a perverted supernormal.

g. Stoppage time is too short.

h. Stoppage time is too long.

"Hahaha!"

"Kill me!"

"The referee won't help us?"

Han Zhaoguang, the captain of the national football team, almost fainted when he saw this!

2. Off-site factors:

a. Away games, atmosphere impact.

b. Playing at home, the pressure is too great.

c. The audience doesn't cheer for us.

d. The audience cheered too loudly.

Netizens can't stop laughing!

"Oh, I'll go!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm laughing like crazy!"

"I can't co-author!"

Everyone in the sports world was furious!

Zhang Ye!

I'll grass your uncle!

But the meager is still being sent, the number of words is too long, Zhang Ye divided it into several paragraphs!

Fourth, the lottery is not good:

1. The same group is a strong team, a group of death.

2. The same group is a medium-level team, and the ideological burden of wanting to win and being afraid of losing is too heavy.

3. The same group is a weak team, and they don't pay enough attention to their opponents, are careless, and are negligent for a while.

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, that's good!"

"Laughing!

5. Other reasons for losing (internal players)

1. "xxx" went abroad for training, and we hid the main force.

2. "xxx" is back, and the jet lag has not been reversed.

"Poof!"

"Laughing to death!"

"What a familiar reason for losing!"

"yes, it's all true!"

"Hahahaha!"

6. Other reasons for losing (internal synthesis)

1. There is no air conditioning in the hotel.

2. The hotel air conditioner is too cold.

3. The hotel air conditioner is too hot.

4. The bus seat is uncomfortable.

5. The team doctor has poor skills.

6, Zhang Ye's singing is not good!

Zhang Ye: "After the analysis, no thanks, my name is Red Scarf." ”

At this point, Weibo ends.

When netizens saw the meager last sentence, they were already laughing so much that tears were about to come out, and they suddenly leaned forward and closed!

Zhang Ye doesn't sing well!?

It's a pure loss to them!

Zhang Ye scolded all the projects in the sports world on Weibo!

Not a single dirty word!

Not even a single word with a heavy tone!

The whole article is an example in the form of a list!

However, your mother's combat power is off the charts!!

……

[Stay up late to get a ha, ask for a monthly pass recommendation ticket!]

…… (To be continued.) )