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The statistical table of the reasons for losing sent by Zhang Ye became popular all over the Internet in an instant, not only meager but also posted bars, major forums, and major websites, all of which began to be frantically forwarded!

Chat software.

Comic celebrity group.

First-line movie star Ning Lan posted a picture in the group: Analysis of the reasons for losing in sports games, 1. Ground reasons: 1. The ground is too hard. 2. The ground is too soft......

After watching it, the group laughed!

Huo Dongfang: "Hahahahaha!"

Xiao Dong: "Poof! Who wrote it?"

Ning Lan: "Zhang Ye just sent it, I laughed to death, I really convinced him with this mouth!"

Chen Guang: "Sister Ning also watched the battle?" ha!"

Some people still don't know, "What's going on?"

Fan Wenli: "Zhang Ye has started with the sports world!"

Xiaodong: "Huh?"

Huo Dongfang: "This time you're playing sports again?"

This group is full of top stars, either they are the most popular, or they are the most outstanding or senior stars in the industry, each of them is the master of their own affairs, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and most of the people in the group have also been invited to the stage of the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, the busyness of work can be imagined, but even so, Zhang Ye's meager has spread in the group, not to mention other groups in other places!

This meager spread like a virus!

Netizens all over the country are partying together!

"Hahaha!"

"I watched it three times, and I laughed at your mother three times!"

"I can't do it anymore!

"Zhang Ye is really amazing!"

"yes, offended him. It's kind of blood mold!"

"Oh, why do I like Zhang Ye so much!"

"Teacher Zhang is lit up again!"

"Teacher Zhang's mouth, it's too-mother-bull-awesome!"

"People in the sports world take a good look! Look at the level of teacher Zhang's scolding! There is not a single dirty word, and there is not a single ugly word. This is skill! Look at you again? How do you fight? You can't even say a whole sentence for a long time! You will question and question!"

"Poof, friend upstairs, you are too demanding, Han Li Liu Yifeng Most of these people have graduated from sports schools, and some have not finished school! What about Teacher Zhang? That is an associate professor of the Department of Chinese of Peking University and the Department of Broadcasting of Communication University!"

"It's been so many years, I really haven't seen Zhang Ye lose!"

"yes, this guy really hasn't lost. Not once!"

"Today, Mr. Zhang Ye told everyone again and again about scolding the street. As long as he's there, it's useless for anyone to come!"

――This meager paragraph was also taken by Zhang Ye from his earth, in this world. There are countless classic jokes of scolding football and basketball. It's the same on Zhang Ye's earth, any one of them is a classic among the classics, such as this one, it is a joke about scolding football, which was slightly changed by Zhang Ye, sorted out, and the effect of the outbreak is also amazing!

Netizens are excited!

In one go, the momentum is like a rainbow!

"Wonderful! This scolding battle is really wonderful!"

"Let's go. Keep going!"

"Yes, beat the water dogs!"

"Let them make excuses! It's good this time, take Teacher Zhang's bad singing as a reason?, you grandma-grandma-!"

"Brush again!"

"I'll brush Han Li!"

"I'll lead the team to brush Liu Yifeng!"

"I'm going to scold the guy who plays basketball!"

"Okay, then let's go and smash that badminton champion!"

"Up!"

"Fuck you!"

Seeing that there were two or even three times more water troops than just now, the people in the sports world also panicked, they were defeated and retreated just now, and they had no power to fight back, but now as soon as Zhang Ye's Weibo came out, he grabbed their death hole and gave them a fatal blow, they had no choice but to watch wave after wave of water army on their Weibo and homepage as if they were shopping!

came and left!

Again, after scolding, I left!

The first set is back, and after scolding, it's gone!

Then, the second dial is back!

Scolding the street and scolding out the battle of forming a group to farm monsters!

Liu Yifeng was stunned!

Han Li and the people of the table tennis team also gritted their teeth!

―― can be so organized, so united, so large, such a cohesive team, in the field of Weibo, perhaps only Zhang Ye's fans and a large group of idle sailors who support him every day!

The crowd of onlookers also watched with relish.

"The winner has been decided, right?"

"Haha, there's no suspense!"

"Isn't it almost over?"

"How much has this been scolded?

Ning Lan was watching the battle.

Chen Guang Fan Wenli didn't sleep either, the more she looked, the more energetic she became, and the more she looked, the more sober she became.

There are also people from Beijing TV, such as Chang Xiaoliang, Hu Fei, Hou Ge Hou and others, the people in the Beijing Spring Festival Gala program team have been paying attention to the battle situation on Weibo from the beginning, after all, this incident was caused by them, Zhang Ye went to perform a sketch to help them save the scene, they must have to help, so Chang Xiaoliang and Hu Fei just released their meager support for Zhang Ye, and also publicly expressed their gratitude to Zhang Ye for saving the scene, and explained the sketch lines. However, their meager attitude did not make the slightest wave at all, and they were already in a dark fight! They could only laugh bitterly at this. Forget it, let's leave it to Xiao Zhang to deal with.

Haziqi is on the battlefield!

Zhang Zuo is on the battlefield!

Xiao Wang Wuyi and many other people on CCTV Channel 14 were asleep, but they were woken up by a phone call from a colleague, and they all put on their clothes and opened the computer one by one!

Tong Fu was stunned, "Damn, it's really a fight?"

Huang Dandan shouted in the chat group of the unit: "I only know about it! I fell asleep after watching the sketch!"

Xiao Wang said angrily: "I'm here!

Wu Yi laughed, "I've been waiting for you guys for a long time." Come and show solidarity with Director Zhang!"

Huang Dandan scolded: "These grandsons are too deceitful! And let Teacher Zhang apologize? Why don't you die! Director Zhang, we are here!"

They swarmed up.

Tong Fu swiped the screen Han Li: "Stink-stupid-force!"

Huang Dandan rushed away Liu Yifeng's meager thoughts, "Old girl!"

Wu Yi scolded: "The one who scolds is you a mongrel!"

Wu Yi thought he was not famous. I thought that everyone didn't know them, so they spoke casually, but in fact, they are quite famous in the industry, as a peer in the field, as long as they have watched "The Voice" and "Tip of the Tongue", they basically know them. This is a team that has continuously set a record in the ratings, ranked first in the country in a row, and won two of the highest awards in the industry!

A TV station.

A newcomer who has just started the industry is working overtime. He looked at the meager face in shock, and turned his head to look at the colleague next to him who had joined the company a year earlier than him, "Brother Sun." ”

Brother Sun smiled, "What's wrong Koike?"

Koike pointed blankly at the meager level. "This is our TV show world...... The number one team?"

"Really?" Brother Sun looked at. also sweated a little, coughed: "Ahem, it seems to be them." ”

Koike said euphemistically: "Why do you think it is with me...... Well, it's a little bit different, huh?"

Brother Sun Khan said: "You just entered this circle, and you don't know the situation yet, but you will know after half a year that this team is indeed the first in the industry in terms of performance." But in terms of temperament, it's pretty-ass. Follow Zhang Ye to scold the street every day, anyway, if you see them in the future, just hide from them!"

Koike: "Ah, I see. ”

on Weibo.

The scolding war continues!

By now, this is no longer called a scolding war, because there is almost no war, it is completely unilateral!

There are also a lot of people who swear, but most of them have not been banned, because no one has reported them at all, because the Weibo management personnel are simply too busy, and today's meager is a sea of scolding!

The person in charge of the meager management of the account deletion post was about to cry, and he was woken up at eleven o'clock in the evening and the unit was working overtime, looking at the scolding pieces of the piece, his subordinates were already busy and fainted!

"I can't take care of it!"

"This, what should I do!"

"Are people crazy today?"

"I can't help it!"

"They're crazy!"

The person in charge didn't say anything, sat in front of the computer, and chatted privately with Zhang Ye with the internal management account with a heavy and pleading text, "Teacher Zhang, I'm bothering you in my busy schedule, next time you scold the street again, can you let the fans pay attention to the wording? Otherwise, the fans will be banned, and it's also very troublesome, isn't it? It's not easy for us to carry out our work, you have to be considerate and considerate of us!" Every time you fight with someone, we have to work overtime, every time you fight, we have to work overtime, and we have to arrange our working days according to you, and it is very difficult for us! At least next time, when you get into a fight with someone again, can you notify us in advance? We ...... It's also good to be prepared to work overtime. "I sent it, and I don't know if Zhang Ye can see it, alas.

……

People in the sports world are losing ground one after another!

Liu Yifeng and other people from the table tennis team posted on Weibo to fight back, and they already felt a little bit like they didn't know what they were talking about, and they were all crazy!

Just when everyone thought that the battle was about to end, the situation suddenly ushered in a turning point!

A leader of the sports committee appeared on the stage - it was the leader in charge of table tennis on the side of the individual committee who called the Beijing TV station!

As soon as the leaders of the sports committee appeared, they directly posted on Weibo the department responsible for the review of radio and television, as well as three names, all of whom are leading cadres of radio and television institutions!

There is a deputy director.

There is an office director.

There's also a director!

should all be acquaintances of the leaders of this sports committee!

I saw that the leader of the sports committee said slightly: "Today I have seen the atmosphere of the entertainment industry, celebrities take the lead in insulting sports, and they are still so arrogant?

People in the sports world are very excited all of a sudden!

"Money Bureau!"

"The money bureau is here!"

"Money Bureau-Chief!"

It's time to come to the rescue!

And it's a heavyweight rescuer!!(To be continued.) )