Chapter 17: IOUs
"I really don't have any money. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" The fortune teller was about to cry, beat his chest, and pitifully suggested to Li Chengxiu: "The little boy is a warm-hearted person, so it's better to give up the small one." ”
"What's the matter? I was so kind and wrong?" Li Chengxiu rolled up his sleeves and looked at the fortune teller: "It's up to me, right?"
The fortune teller can't cry or laugh, who is on whom?
"But I really don't have any money!" the fortune teller said vigorously: "Master, you have also seen it, I have such a small amount of belongings as a person, you see, you see ......"
"How much?" Li Chengxiu thought about it, maybe this guy really has no money, forget it, just treat it as a good deed for himself and do a good deed every day.
As soon as he heard Li Chengxiu's words, the fortune teller immediately touched his body, took out a string of copper coins from the placket of his jacket, and took out a piece of broken silver the size of a little finger from the belt around his waist, and then took out a string from his sleeve pocket, and a small golden bean was strung on a thin red string......
-- I don't know which old lady who lost her footing prepared a life-saving money for her grandson, and told him to cheat him.
He bent down again to take off his shoes, and pulled out two thumb-sized silver horns in his socks......
"The silver is hidden in the socks and stepped under the soles of the feet...... "It's so big, Li Chengxiu pinched his nose and leaned back in disgust, "You don't panic." "I don't dislike the smell, but I don't dislike the silver, the silver is still very good. He grabbed a handful of straw paper on the table and fanned it vigorously towards the silver, and the smell disappeared with the wind. Then I grabbed a few more pieces of paper, covered the silver and pinched it, which was good, so that not only was there no smell at all, but also dirty.
After wrapping the silver, he took the copper coins and gold beans again, and checked them, Li Chengxiu was a little dissatisfied: "You don't even have three taels, and it's too bad." ”
"That's all there is to it. "The fortune teller pitifully pleaded for mercy.
It seems that there is really no oil and water to knock out, Li Chengxiu is still unsatisfied, but he can only do this: "Okay, I will do a good deed that day." Li Chengxiu was not even satisfied, and the fortune teller thanked him again and again, and he couldn't stop saying words of gratitude, and praised Li Chengxiu as a bodhisattva who saves suffering, and a great benevolent person who does good deeds and accumulates virtues. It's just that after the fortune teller said the words of gratitude one car after another, a blank piece of paper was handed to him: "If you don't have three taels, even if you have three taels, you will owe the rest, but if you have empty mouths and white teeth, you have to give me an IOU!"
"Hit, ow, note?" the fortune teller was dumbfounded.
"What's wrong?" Li Chengxiu gritted his teeth and glared at him.
"Nothing, nothing. You should have your share of this request, and the small one will give you an IOU. The fortune teller nodded and replied respectfully, his attitude was very sincere and not a little reluctant, and he also smiled very brightly, and his tone was also very brisk, it seemed that it seemed to him that it was a very gratifying thing for him to make this IOU to Li Chengxiu.
Counting his acquaintance, Li Chengxiu snorted coldly, the fortune teller grabbed the pen, and the pen wandered the dragon.
This IOU is not something he can write as he wants, he has to write it according to what Li Chengxiu said: "I owe Li Gongzi twenty-seven taels of money today, with a daily interest of three cents...... Three cents a day?
"Is it high?" Li Chengxiu looked at him again.
"Nope. The fortune teller responded with a sad face.
"Then write. ”
"Good. ”
"Signed!"
"Lu Saixian. ”
This guy is actually called Lu Saixian, Li Chengxiu was speechless: "Lu Saixian, which ancestor are you racing? Don't tell me that it is Lu Dongbin who you are going to race." "Lu Saixian, Sai Lu Xian...... is an old man who hopes that his children and grandchildren will be stronger than the previous generation.
"It seems like that's it. The fortune teller Lu Saixian answered in a low voice.
"Really?" Li Chengxiu was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground: "You are really shameless! Why don't you say that your ancestor is Lu Buwei?"
"I'm waiting for Gong Lu. Lu Saixian said again.
"Lu Dongbin has also become a descendant of Lu Buwei?" Li Chengxiu really accepted this Lu Saixian, and sighed: "Sure enough, a mountain is higher than a mountain, and you are the boss in terms of shamelessness." Okay, I'll obey you in terms of shamelessness, but you still have to obey me about the IOU. Then now you can take out all your spy documents, identity guides, and so on. ”
“…… , do you want these?" Lu Saixian obviously couldn't accept it.
"Of course. Li Chengxiu said: "You say you are Lu Saixian, you are Lu Saixian? Lu Saixian was speechless and indefinite, and took out his identity. There was no suspense, Lu Yin asked Li Chengxiu to deduct it as a mortgage. "Without a mortgage, what should you do if you run away?"
The document was drafted, the name was dropped, and the identity was used as a mortgage, and only the last procedure remained: "Press the handprint!"
"Yes. At this point, Lu Saixian also completely stopped the idea of fighting.
Looking at the IOU with black and white handprints, Lu Saixian was about to cry, and he had a deep feeling that he no longer belonged to him from now on.
Picking up the IOU, Li Chengxiu dusted it and expressed his satisfaction: "I didn't see it, although you look so good, you write this word beautifully." ”
"Thank you for the compliment. Lu Saixian smiled wryly.
"Well, the things are yours, and the money and IOUs are mine. Li Chengxiu took the IOU, turned around and left with a shake, and couldn't help humming a little song as he walked, sweeping away the gloom of just coming out of the "Three Treasure Towers".
Continuing to wander along the Qinhuai River, walking and walking, he suddenly heard someone calling: "Virtuous brother!" When I looked up, I saw that it was Liu Yang who suddenly felt weak, "Ah, it's Brother Liu!"
"Where do you want to go?" asked Li Chengxiu.
"Just walk around when you have nothing to do. Li Chengxiu said, this road leads to Sanbao Building, Qi Fatzi is still there, maybe he is appreciating Su Sanbao's "three hehehe" at this time, Liu Yang has to touch it on the spot now, then it's not fun. Li Chengxiu grabbed Liu Yang: "Little brother Zhengjue is bored to wander alone, I just happened to meet Brother Liu, if Brother Liu doesn't dislike it, why don't we find a place to have two drinks?"
"Very good! That's what I mean. Liu Yang replied with a smile.
Where to go? You can't go to Sanbaolou, which is not only inconvenient here, but more importantly, it costs a lot.
It just so happened that there was a small painting boat not far away, which looked very clean and elegantly arranged, and that's it.
The two men walked together towards the boat, and when they reached the dock, they suddenly heard a ghost crying wolf, and a group of people came rushing over with a noisy cry and crying. It was a group of wicked people dressed as house slaves, holding a family of three, and listening to their noisy words, it seemed that the couple owed the usury of these evil slave masters, and they were going to pull the only daughter of the husband and wife to sell it to pay off the debt.
The evil slaves are full of fierce looks, and the family of three is subjected to punches, kicks, and evil language attacks, and at the same time, they have to ask for mercy. This scene is really unpleasant.