"Report, report to the Witch Emperor! I'll investigate, in addition to inviting the God of War Galaxy, the daughter country has invited another monk!"

The helmsman of the witch cult who ate sheep dung eggs has returned, and at this moment he is kneeling on a carriage that is more than ten feet long.

Five hundred war horses pulled this cart.

The cart does not have a carport, only a dragon chair.

The dragon chair is two meters away, and a black-robed man sits on it.

But seeing this black-robed man, wearing a purple and gold crown, gray hair, a green face, very thin cheeks, a few beards, and fluttering in the wind, it is the legendary Witch Emperor.

The Witch Emperor spoke, his voice was very high, and he said coldly, "Monk?"

"Yes, it is indeed a monk, this person's origin is unknown, and he is in the realm of the late stage of qi change,"

"Tsk, the strength of the late stage of the Qi Change, hahaha! What is this in our witch sect?"

Before the Witch Emperor could speak, behind the Witch Emperor, a person spoke, but seeing this person, dressed in white, the strength of the late stage of martial arts was the left protector of the Witch Sect 'Bai Impermanence'.

Of course, if there is white impermanence, there must be black impermanence, and black impermanence is standing on the right side of the Witch Emperor.

But black impermanence doesn't like to talk much, and it is usually this white impermanence who speaks.

"Returning to the Dharma Protector, although this monk has mediocre martial arts, he is very dirty, he said that he wants to compare with our witch sect to see who is dirty, and just now, he took out feces to spit on us,"

"What?

Bai Wu has never seen such a dirty thing, and he actually spit on people, how dare does this be?

Some people say, "I dare to cut people with an axe, I dare to cut people with a knife," but that's nothing. For any of you have heard of anyone who dares to take a poop?

"Sect Master, such a person is indeed difficult to fight, thinking that I am a witch cult, at most, I can tell some jokes about male thieves and female prostitutes, and then do some obscene things, so I dare to call it a witch cult, but this one dares to grab a baba with his hands, it is indeed something I never expected!"

"Left Protector, what do you think?" the Witch Emperor asked rhetorically.

"Why don't we withdraw! This battle can't be fought, the other party throws a poop, I'm a witch sect, no one dares to take it?"

Bai Wuchang gave a big gift, but the Witch Emperor said unhappily: "I am a dignified witch sect, and I am as skilled as a forest, can't I find a person who dares to take the poop?"

"Nope!"

Everyone spoke in unison, and no one was willing to pick up the poop.

"Nima?"

The Witch Emperor was going crazy, and when he pinched the tea bowl in his hand, the tea bowl shattered, bursting with tea foam on his face.

"Boom!"

The Witch Emperor took a sip, and all the members of the Witch Sect knelt down and said: "The Witch Emperor is angry, it is true that the other party is too dirty, and we are invincible,"

"Hmph! A bunch of useless things have been spat up, what's so terrible? Lao Tzu has eaten them!"

"Ugh!"

Hei Wuchang, who hadn't spoken for three years, finally spoke, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the witch cult members all ran away and vomited.

Even the Witch Emperor felt a little disgusting, I really didn't know that there was such a person by his side, and he still got along day and night.

"Okay! After a while, the monk will come, and you will compare yourself with him, and if he dares to take the poop and spit on you, you will eat the poop-poop,"

"Yes!"

Hei Wuchang's voice is very coarse, but his personality is coarse and fine, and this person may be more difficult than Bai Wuchang on a certain level.

I remember that he once wanted to spy on a widow, but he squatted under someone's pit for three days and three nights.

So it can be seen that this person has extraordinary perseverance and can be called the best in the dirt!

"Report! That monk, a person actually came here and stopped my witch cult army!"

As soon as Hei Wuchang received the order, a member of the sect reported that the monk had come.

Hei Wuchang carried the 'mourning stick' weighing more than forty pounds, strode forward, and shouted: "Let him prepare the poop, Lao Tzu will come as much as he wants, and eat as much as he wants!"

"Yes!

The minion responded, almost didn't vomit, the person left quickly, and even talked to this black protector in the future, he had to bypass it, this guy is so dirty, he doesn't want it.

"Well, your monk, don't pretend to be forced, our right Dharma protector said, how many poops you have in a while, all of them will be spitted, and he will eat them all.

Don't you want to be dirty, see if you are the opponent of our right protector!"

The witch sect minions came to scold, and Ye Xiuwen heard what was wrong? He actually wanted to eat poop, but Lao Tzu didn't bring it?

"Nima, is this the Lao Tzu Army? Bullying Lao Tzu without bringing poop!

"Dingdong, don't make a fuss, how can we sell poop with such a clean system? And you pretend to be forced, it's not like this, right? Why do you pretend to be coerced? You throw the sheep poop into the system box, it's already too much, do you want to make my clean system stink?"

The system is quite poor, but the main thing is that it can't stand it anymore, Ye Xiuwen actually threw everything into the system, isn't this fatal?

"Don't talk nonsense, get some stinky tofu for Lao Tzu, hehe!"

Ye Xiuwen sneered, preparing for his food battle, Nima, Lao Tzu wants to conquer your filthy religion with stinky tofu, and then make you unable to extricate yourself, realize your mistakes, and then kowtow to Lao Tzu and apologize!

"Come on, we're all spinach, cabbage, cabbage, come, we're all pineapple, lololo, lo,"

Ye Xiuwen was very happy, set up a barbecue stove, and put on another oil pot.

And at this moment, a person fell from the sky.

But I saw this man, dressed in a black robe, with a big face, a beard, and a black mourning stick in his hand.

This mourning stick, four feet long, has a mechanism on it, it is very good, it is the arrival of black impermanence.

As soon as the black impermanence arrived, the person grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, which were golden.

"Who wants to take and smack me? Who? It's you, the great monk? Our sect leader said, no matter what means you use, our witch sect must take it right, and if you want to compare with our witch sect, you, a monk, are still a little worse, hahaha!"

Hei Wuchang talked a lot today, because he can finally play to his strengths, which is to eat!

This skill, he has been buried for more than 40 years, and today he is finally going to shine!

"Eat-? Is that what you kid want to eat?"

Ye Xiuwen asked rhetorically while putting out stinky tofu. And the black impermanence swore solemnly: "That's right, it's Lao Tzu who wants to eat! You just want to come? There is no in the world that I haven't tasted."

"Okay, let's try it, huh!"