Chapter 359: In these days, bragging can kill people!
"Eun Gong," Galaxy began.
"Don't talk, I know what you're going to say?
Do you want to say that although I, Tang Xuanzang, have superb medical skills, are approachable, broad-minded, and know astronomy and geography, and have superb martial arts?"
"Eun Gong?"
"Eh, don't say it, because I haven't finished speaking? You mean, with my martial arts, I may not be the opponent of the Witch Emperor!
However, you are wrong to think so, because you are not me, how can you know that I am no match for the Witch Emperor?"
"Flutter!"
Before Ye Xiuwen could finish speaking, the empress on the side burst into laughter. Because it sounded familiar to her. When Ye Xiuwen was saving the galaxy, he seemed to have said something like this: You are not me, how do you know that I can't heal him?
So at this time, Her Majesty the Empress believed a little.
"How is it? Do you see it? The empress understands, you don't understand a piece of wood, wait a while, wait for the dirty emperor to come, Lao Tzu will let him be filthy until he dies!"
"The Witch Emperor is here, and you still don't leave the city to die?"
Ye Xiuwen said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, but at this time, it was not really a large group of people coming, but a few small minions.
This person is a master in the early stage of martial arts, followed by more than a dozen Qi cultivation stage minions, riding horses, lined up.
"Eh, are you all dirty?"
Ye Xiuwen saw that the people of the Dirty Sect were very enthusiastic, and the helmsman of the Witch Sect who was the leader of the Witch Sect said even more proudly: "Of course, you monk, are you the rescuers invited by the daughter country? Look at your realm, you should leave early, otherwise, as soon as my Witch Sect army arrives, you won't be able to run if you want to, hahaha!
The witch cult helmsman, just laughing, didn't want anything, flew to his throat in vain, he stuck for a long time, but he didn't get out, but he swallowed it.
The taste is a bit tangy and a little salty.
Ye Xiuwen smiled back and forth, and he saw that he did it.
"You, what did you give me?" the Witch Helmsman was furious.
"Hahaha! This thing, the sky is not born, the earth is not born, it grows in the northwest, it is shaped like a gourd, and some people call it a black jujube, what do you say it is?" Ye Xiuwen asked kindly.
"The sky is not born, the earth is not born, it still grows in the direction of the Northwest Tianshan Mountains, it is still like a gourd, and some people say that he is a black jujube?
The helmsman of the Filthy Sect changed his expression a lot, and said in his heart: Isn't this old monk afraid of death, so he threw the elixir to me to eat and save his life?
"I'm spitting, eating sheep dung eggs, and I actually make you so happy? If you like it, the poor monk still has it,"
Ye Xiuwen was like a trick, conjuring up a large bag of sheep dung and eggs, and threw them all at these people.
Lamb poop, sticky, overwhelming, unguardable.
"Ahh
The sky was full of sheep dung and eggs, and there was a smell of urine, even the warriors in the martial arts period couldn't resist it, and people retched while beating horses and running.
He must go back and report to the sect leader, in this world, not only his witch sect is the most dirty, but there are also great monks who are much more dirty than their witch sect!
At this moment, the witch cult is beating their horses and leaving, while the empress is covering her nose.
"Hmph! Compared with the poor monk, can you compare with me? You look, the filthy emperor will come in a while, and Lao Tzu will let him filthy to the end!"
Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, it was so stinky that even the gold and jade were far away.
"Candles? Aren't you a little lacking in virtue when you fight like this? Don't you want to throw a bunch of poop down and smoke away all those witch cult people?"
"Eh, you really reminded me, it's a good idea, but that's all there is to the sheep poop, this is still my last night, I couldn't sleep at night, went to the sheepfold to pick, and kept everything fresh,"
"Uhh
Ye Xiuwen said a word, there are few people in the audience who didn't vomit, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you run the sheepfold to pick up the poop and play, you are really enough.
"Her Majesty?"
Ye Xiuwen leaned in front of the empress, and wanted to grab the empress's hand, but the empress immediately shouted: "Come quickly, clean your hands for the master!"
"Yes!"
There was a palace maid, screaming and running away.
But at this time, Ye Xiuwen said disapprovingly: "Your Majesty, in fact, people eat grains, who doesn't? This person, sheep also, and this is a rootless thing, which can not only clear heat and detoxify.
By the way, Brother Yinhe, the Gu poison in your body has not been cured, why don't I make you some soup to drink?"
"No, I'd rather die,"
It was the first time that Galaxy had said so many words, and his expression was a little funny.
This is a real swordsman background, and the people he has killed must be not ten thousand but eight thousand, but at this moment, he was forced by Ye Xiuwen to look like this, it is estimated that in this world, there is really no one!
"Master, the water is coming!"
The palace maid ran back, took a basin of water, took a disposable towel, more than 20 pieces of soap, and even brought an iron brush, which completely wiped Ye Xiuwen clean.
"No need!"
Ye Xiuwen waved his hand and stood with his hands in his hands, definitely having the demeanor of a master!
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen looked far away, and ten miles away, there was thick smoke.
When the people from the witch sect came, the palace maid suddenly panicked, and the golden basin fell to the ground.
"Master?"
The Empress was also a little nervous, because trust is one thing, and when it comes, it is another.
This time, he put the entire daughter country in the hands of this master, and if he makes a mistake, it will be the destruction of the entire daughter country!
"Your Majesty the Empress don't need to panic, I have a cloud: I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Even if you want to go to hell, it will be after the poor monks!
The poor monk goes first!"
"Huh!"
Before Ye Xiuwen's words fell, he jumped off the city wall thirty feet high, completely planning to commit suicide.
But when she saw this scene, the empress was about to cry, and said in her heart: Don't you die? You are going to die, but if you kill the baby, what will happen to my daughter's country?
The empress looked down at the battlement, but when she saw that it was okay, although Ye Xiuwen jumped down, he had kung fu, and the person fell to the ground, and he was running towards the surging witch cult army in the distance!
"Master?"
The empress also wanted to follow, but she didn't want to be inlaid with gold and jade, but she was stopped.
"Your Majesty, don't worry, this candle is counted, he once killed people at my door, and I thought he was going to die, but he just blew a few words and killed everyone!"
"What?"
At this time, the empress couldn't believe that in this year, bragging about it, could actually kill people?