Chapter 5 Guardians and Fertilizer Do Not Flow to Outsiders' Fields

Under the guidance of Asakaina, I began to understand what it is like to create a web page. The key point of the pen %fun %www.biquge.info is to immediately go to the Internet to check the information if you don't understand something, so that basically all problems can be solved. The rest is some boring work. I struggled for two afternoons to finally put the basic framework in place. In fact, sometimes I wonder if it's all done by Senpai Asahina, but it's too inferior. I remember a celebrity said that no matter how beautiful a girl is, a man just wants to be handsome.

Although the most basic server is available, I have no clue what the content of this web page is. I didn't know how to design myself, and my mother and sister often accused me of having little taste. More basically, I don't even know what the weird SOS community is all about. I asked Shining Finger for help, but she said she didn't know how to lay out the web herself, and she refused to speak to me for the next three hours.

In this way, it would be nice to have the title Shining Finger sealed, although I think it's actually quite handsome.

"Nagato, do you have anything you want to write?"

I asked Nagato, who came to the club classroom to read books even during his lunch break, for advice.

"Nope. ”

She didn't even pick up her face. It's none of my business, but I'm really curious if she's doing her good work.

Turning my gaze from Nagato's bespectacled face back to the 17-inch computer screen, I was once again lost in thought.

The question that suddenly came to mind was, would the school allow groups that have not yet received official permission to be called by the club to design a web page on the school's official website?

As long as it's not discovered!, Kasuga will definitely say so. If it's discovered, just leave it alone, this kind of thing is to do it first and win, you know!

Seriously, in a way, I envy her optimistic and courageous personality!

After appropriately intercepting the links to some web pages, and then typing the email address - it's too early to make a message board - and uploading the Yangchun web page with only the homepage and no content. After making sure that the web page was really showing, I turned off my computer, and when I was about to stretch hard, I was shocked to find Nagato Sona standing behind me.

Strange, she didn't make a sound when she walked, and when she came to Nagato behind me, her face as pale as a mask. Her ultra-perfect poker face, which even a hard board could not make, looked at me as if she were looking at an eye checklist.

"This-"

She handed me a very heavy book, and I reflexively accepted it. Looking at the cover, the big title is accompanied by a geometric pattern, and it turns out to be a foreign science fiction novel that Nagato read a few days ago.

"Lend it to you. ”

Why did you lend me such a thick book? But Nagato put the book in my hand without giving me a chance to refuse. It seems that there are very few people around me who will respect my opinion. But anyway, this may also be the other party's kindness, so I had to accept it. Nagato sat back in his seat as if nothing had happened before. Speaking of which, is she interested in me? Because of that flat expression, I couldn't peek into the other person's heart at all.

Thinking of this, I suddenly had an urge to play a prank. I pulled out a piece of the weird candy Asakura had given me and handed it to Nagato. I don't know why, I've been carrying this strange candy with me lately. If Asakura would give me two every time he talked to me, it seems that I could already be called a regular talker to Asakura. For various reasons, though, I don't really remember what I talked to Asakura. But that's not the point, I'm curious to know if Nagato's expressionless mask would break if he ate this delicious candy.

"It's ......"

"Ah, it's a return salute. I pretended to be casual and said, "Didn't you lend me a book to read, and I should have made some gestures, shouldn't I?"

Nagato stared into my eyes.

"Did she give it to you?"

Nagato is very straightforward to refer to her - it must be Asakura. Yes...... How did I forget, Nagato should definitely know about Asakura, the two of them must be related! Nagato must have seen or eaten this super sour candy. Wouldn't my prank be immediately exposed?

"Do you like this?"

"Ah...... I can't talk about liking it or not......"

Nagato continued to stare at me, then covered mine with her tiny hand.

"Please take it. ”

Nagato dropped this sentence and walked out of the classroom without looking back, not even having time for me to refute. I glanced at my hand and saw a large handful of that candy in my hand.

After I returned to the classroom to sit down with the hardcover book and the inexplicably multiplied candy, I suddenly felt someone poke me in the back with a mechanical pencil.

"What's going on, is the page ready?"

Kasuga asked, clutching the table with a straight face. When she looked closely, she found that her notebook had been drawn in a mess with her pen.

I tried my best to pretend that I didn't care about the eyes of my classmates.

"It's done, but it's just a monotonous web page. ”

"Now that's all it takes, and it's okay to have an email. ”

Then you won't apply for a free mailbox!

"What if people send letters like crazy and pop up my mailbox?"

I really don't understand why the mailbox that I just applied for is crowded?

"Secret!"

After saying that, she smiled weirdly again, feeling really not very good.

"You'll find out after school. Until then, though, it's been kept absolutely secret. ”

Please, I wish you never told me!

In the sixth class, Haruhi did not stay in the classroom. Shouldn't you go home obediently? Alas, I also know that it is impossible, this must be a precursor to the beginning of bad things! Asakura-san, with a confused expression, walked over.

"Ah Xu, where is Lianggong-san?"

How would I know where she went? Also, don't ask me about this kind of thing.

"That ......" Asakura smiled aggressively, "Aren't you the guardian of Mizumiya-san?"

What a guardian!

"All in all, about the matter of Lianggong-san, it will not be wrong to ask Ah Xu. ”

It's probably some kind of conspiracy again, but rest assured, the class leader, she shouldn't have left early. Or rather, her colorful campus order and destruction of life have just begun.

"Ah, that's right. Suzumiya-san is really an interesting person. ”

I don't find her interesting at all, but rather a nuisance at all.

"But that's not what you say. Asakura said, "I think she's cute." It's like a child, full of innocence. ”

I know Asakura is saying that Kasuga likes to fool around, and that it's naΓ―ve in some places. I was deeply affected by it.

"All in all, Tsuzumiya-san really likes you. Please take these two candies as well......"

Forget about the sugar this time, I still have a lot of money in my pants pocket. I pulled out the candy Nagato had given me, and seriously, it was already a week's worth of food. As soon as Asakura saw the candy I pulled out, the smile on his face faded suddenly.

"Well, that's right, if you always eat the same kind of sugar, you'll get tired of it in the end. ”

Ah, it's not very tireless. However, Asakura-san, who turned around and left very smoothly. Did she see Nagato's existence in the sugars, or maybe there was some deeper and more complex reason. All in all, the Sulfona family is really mysterious.

Then it's time for the end of school.

As soon as I got out of class, I reflexively walked towards the club classroom, and although I kept wondering why I did it, I never stopped. Finally, I walked into the art club classroom.

"Hello!"

Sure enough, there were Nagato Sina and Asahina sitting on a chair.

Although the length of the Taoist is not a good behavior, these two people are really idle!

When he noticed me walking into the classroom, Asahina greeted me with a visibly relaxed expression. It seems that being alone with Nagato in a secret room is a very tiring thing. Her forehead was sweating slightly, and her body seemed to be trembling subtly, not because she was frozen by the strange cold aura surrounding Nagato.

"Where's Suzumiya-san?"

"Who knows! The sixth class is gone, where is Bacheng going to snatch the equipment?"

"Eh, did we snatch any equipment?"

"Didn't you come back yesterday after snatching a computer from one of your members?"

"But I haven't been to a computer club in a long time. ”

Asahina looked at me as if she was really unaware. Isn't it possible that yesterday's shameful scene has been sealed as black history? I nodded in agreement. There is absolutely no Shining Finger, and we bought this computer for 80,000 yen.

"Ah Xu...... There won't be any more of it, there won't be that kind of humiliating thing again!"

Looking at Asahina, whose face was full of melancholy, I spoke extremely gently.

"Don't worry, if that woman tries to mess with you again, I'll do my best to stop her. ”

"Thank you. ”

Seeing the cute way she bowed to me and thanked me made me want to hug her tightly. But of course I didn't.

"Then please. ”

"It's a trifle!"

In spite of my repeated promises, in less than five minutes my promises were gone, like empty words on paper, an attic on the sand, and a molecule of water inside the sun. Alas, I'm so inferior!

"Yo!"

After the energetic greeting, Haruhi also followed into the classroom. I saw that she had two paper bags in her hands.

"Sorry, sorry, it took a little longer. ”

Haruhi who is obsessed with something is impossible to take into account other people's feelings!

After Kasuga put the paper bag on the floor, he locked the door with his backhand. Hearing the click, Binet trembled reflexively.

"Liang Gong, what do you want to do now, let me tell you first. I'm not going to do that kind of robber and threatening thing!"

"What are you talking about? I'm not going to do that!"

How did that desktop computer come from?

"Of course, it was obtained by peaceful means! Okay, let's look at this first. ”

She pulled out A4 scratch paper with some handwritten text printed on it from one of the paper bags.

"This is a special flyer to let everyone know about our SOS group. These are two hundred leaflets, but I snuck into the printing room and worked so hard to print them!"

Kasuga handed out the leaflets to us. You're just running to do this, right? You're so good, you didn't even get caught. I didn't really want to see what was written on the flyer, but since I had already taken it, I would like to read it!

"SOS Group Founding Statement: Our SOS Group is expanding the collection of all the incredible things in this world. We welcome inquiries from people who have experienced incredible events in the past, who are currently facing incredible and mysterious phenomena, and who have a premonition that they will experience magical events in the near future. We'll do our best to solve the problem for you. However, ordinary unthinkable events will not be accepted, so please be aware of the fact that they must be made to make us feel quite amazing. The email is as follows......"

I'm finally starting to understand the meaning of the existence of the SOS group. It seems that no matter what, Haruhi just wants to immerse himself in the fairy tale world of reasoning, fantasy, and horror.

"Alright, it's time to hand out flyers. ”

"Where to send it?"

"At the school gate, there are still many students who have not returned home. ”

Yes, yes, you're right. As I spoke, I tried to reach for the paper bag, but Kasuga stopped me.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have to send it, it's okay for Shijiuru to come with me. ”

"What?"

Asahi Bina, who was reading the leaflet with both hands, tilted his head slightly, looking puzzled. I saw Haruhi rummaging through another paper bag, and then took out the contents with his hands and feet.

"Boom!"

Haruhi, who was smiling as happily as a robot cat, first took out a black piece of cloth. Uh, no! When Kasuga took out the contents of the four-dimensional pocket-like paper bag one by one, I understood why she named Hinet to hand out flyers, and silently prayed for her in my heart. Asahina, may your soul rest in peace!

Black tights, net stockings, false ears, bows, white collar and sleeve covers, and tail.

No matter how you look at it, it's a bunny girl's dress!

"So, what the hell is going to do that......"

Asahina asked timidly.

"You know that, pretend to be a bunny girl!"

Kasuga said it as a matter of course.

"You, you, you're not going to want me to wear that, are you?"

"Of course, I've got you covered!"

"I, I don't want to wear that kind of clothes!"

"Don't worry, the size should be just right. ”

"That's not the problem! You, you're not going to ask me to dress like that and hand out flyers at the school gate, do you?"

"Needless to say. ”

"I, I don't want it!"

"Less verbose!"

It's over, she's been targeted. Kasuga pounced on Asahina with the agility of a lioness preparing to attack a solitary serow, and began to take off her sailor suit.

"Don't!"

"Give me a good don't move!"

Kasuga said rudely as she quickly ripped off Asahina's blouse and shot at her skirt. Just as I walked forward to stop Hasuga's atrocities, I met Asahina's gaze.

"Don't look at it!"

When she screamed at me, I had to hurry to the right towards the door!!Damn, the door was lockedβ€”β€”, I kept turning the doorknob hard, and it took a lot of effort to unlock the door and rush out of the classroom. Before leaving, I took a slight look indoors and noticed that Nagato continued to read her book as if nothing had happened.

Don't you have anything to say?

I leaned feebly against the closed door panel and listened to the pitiful screams of Asahina coming from inside.

"Ahh......h Let's take it off by myself...... Woo!"

It is accompanied by the cry of victory in the spring.

"That's good!", "Take it off quickly!", "It's good to be obedient and obedient from the beginning!", "I didn't expect you to be quite good, you don't need to be taught how to wear this." ”

Woo, it's impossible for me not to care about what's going on inside!

A moment later, the sound of spring came from inside.

"You're in!"

As soon as I walked into the classroom with a sigh, I was greeted by two perfect bunny girls who were almost impossible to pick. Whether it's Kasuga or Asahina, it's perfect for that kind of dress. The large bare breasts and backs, the legs wrapped in net stockings, and the bunny ears that gently swayed on the heads of the two men...... Spring is thin and thin, but the convex place is convex; To be honest, their outfits are really beautiful!

Just as I was hesitating whether to say to the sobbing Asahina, "It's perfect for you!", Haruhi spoke.

"How?"

At this time, you dare to ask me what happened, you are a broken skull!

"It's going to attract a lot of attention! Dressed like this, everyone should be holding a leaflet!"

"Dressed like this, you're going to get a strange look at you when you're going to be around the school......

Strange, why doesn't Nagato wear it?"

"I only had to buy two sets. It's a complete outfit with additional equipment, so it's expensive. ”

"Where did you get this stuff?"

"Bought it online. ”

…… I see, it must be the kind of website that strange uncles like to visit. The kind of site where a worn bunny suit will be worth more than a bunny suit that hasn't been worn.

Just when I was wondering how Haruhi was taller than usual, I realized that she had carefully put on black high heels.

Kasuga grabbed a paper bag stuffed with leaflets and said:

"Let's go, Shijiuru. ”

With his hands crossed over his chest, Hineta looked at me pleadingly. But I just stared blankly at her bunny girl outfit.

I'm sorry, I really can't help it.

Asahina, who was sobbing like a child, grabbed the table and didn't want to leave, but how could she resist Haruhi's brute force, and after a while, she was pulled away by Haruhi with a faint cry, and the two bunny girls disappeared from the classroom. Just when I, tormented by a deep sense of guilt, powerlessly tried to sit downβ€”

"That!"

Nagato pointed to the ground. When I looked closely, I found that there were two piles of randomly discarded sailor suits lying on the ground...... Hey, that's not going to be a bra, is it?

Then, the short-haired woman with glasses silently pointed to the closet beside her, and continued to read as if she had explained everything.

You won't take it yourself!

I sighed as I picked up their clothes and put them in the cupboard. Well, and the body temperature, it's warm to the touch!

Thirty minutes later, exhausted Asahina returned. Wow, her eyes are as red as rabbits, and it seems that I'd better stop talking for now. I panicked and let go of my chair, only to see Asahina lying on the table, and then her shoulders began to shake violently. It seems that she doesn't even have the strength to change her clothes. However, in the face of that bare back, I really didn't know where to look. So, I took off my sports coat and put it over her white, trembling back. The girl who kept crying and the reader who didn't react to the outside world at all, plus me who was so panicked that I couldn't do it, made the atmosphere in the room to the lowest point. In the distance, there was the unexplained roar of the baseball club.

"That, senior sister...... It's okay......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Asahina was silent for a while, then muttered.

"I've seen this. I've seen it before, I know, I know, but I never really thought I'd wear this one day. What kind of punishment is this! I was so shy that I couldn't wear a sailor suit every day, it was like cosplay, and I was cosplaying every day. Every day when I get home, I squat on the toilet and cry, I really cry! I didn't expect to wear this today...... I've never been stared at by so many people!"

Ahh But why do you feel shy just wearing a school uniform? Sometimes I can't really understand her sensibility. The rest of the time was lost in silence. Just as I was starting to think about what to have for dinner today, Kasuga finally returned.

As soon as she stepped into the classroom, she yelled.

"I'm so angry! What the hell, stinky teacher! It's just going to get in the way of my work, damn it!"

"Is there something wrong?"

"Bastard! We're not even halfway through the leaflets, and a bastard teacher told us to stop handing them out! What a thing is he?"

Wearing bunny girl clothes to hand out flyers at the school gate, the teacher will not care about the ghost!

"At that time, Shikuru immediately cried, and I was taken to the training office, and then Okabe, the stupid boy of the handball club, came. ”

I'm sure that when the director of discipline and Okabe see you, they won't know where to put their eyes!

"Anyway, I'm! That's it for today, Flash!"

After pacing the floor without hastily removing the rabbit ears, Haruhi took off the bunny girl's clothes and rushed out of the classroom as soon as I saw it.

"How long are you going to cry! Alright, get up and change your clothes!"

I leaned against the wall in the hallway and waited for the two of them to get dressed. It seems that Haruhi is not Airu, but she doesn't know what kind of effect her half-naked appearance has on boys. She didn't dress up as a bunny girl to show her sensational side, she just wanted to attract attention.

If this continues, she will definitely not be able to fall in a normal relationship.

I wish she could think more about the boys' thoughts, or at least think about it for me! To be honest, it's really tiring to get along with people who don't have any nerves. Also, for the sake of Asahina, I have to pray like this. That's right...... Nagato, why don't you give your opinion too?

A moment later, Asahina walked out of the classroom, her expression as miserable as that of a failed student who couldn't stand up without a handrail. I couldn't think of what to say to her, so I stood silent.

"Void ......"

Her ethereal voice was like the spirit of the undead on a luxury passenger ship sunk in the depths of the sea.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ If I can't get married, you'll marry me, right......?"

Asahina took the sports jacket back to me with a stiff motion like a rusty robot. When I wondered if she would bury herself in my arms and cry, she had already left with a sad face.

It's a pity! I'm even ready to open my arms, and you can lean on my arms at any time to give a Titanic-style hug.

The next day, Asahina asked for leave.

Haruhi Suzumiya, who was originally very famous in the school, after the bunny girl incident, its name and strange behavior have become known to everyone. However, I don't really mind, after all, I don't need to be responsible for Kasuga's strange behavior!

What I don't mind more is that what Haruhi Suzumiya did caused everyone to start talking about Asahina Minoru and the strange eyes that everyone projected on me.

"Ahh......h , Looks like you're getting along quite well with Suzumiya......"

At the end of class, Gu said with pity.

"I didn't expect you to be good friends with her...... , it seems that there are really no wonders in the world!"

It's noisy!

"I was really shocked yesterday! When I was about to go home, I saw Bunny Girl, and I thought I was dreaming!"

The next person to speak was Kunikida, who still had the familiar flyer in his hand.

"What the hell is this SOS group, and what are you going to do?"

I didn't know anything and didn't want to know. Even if you know, you don't want to talk about it!

"Although it is written that we are asked to provide incredible events, what exactly is it? Also, what does not accept ordinary incredible events, what is it!"

Even Asakura Sulfona came to mix it up.

"You seem to be doing something funny, but if it's against good morals, I'd advise you to stop it quickly. Honestly, you went too far yesterday, and it was at the school gate. ”

I'm really sorry.

"It's okay, I mean, next time you're going to be in our class and you're going to be dressed like this and handing out flyers. Asakura said with a wink, "As long as everyone doesn't say it in the same good tone." - This is called the fact that fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders. ”

What the hell are you talking about, Boss!

My words were drowned out in the voices of my classmates.