When I walked into the club classroom, I found Nagato sitting inside, reading a book in the same posture as yesterday. The pen is www.biquge.info from one sulfona to another, which gives me a subtle sense of dislocation. I slowly approached her, but she was still buried in her book as she had been yesterday, completely ignoring me. Could it be that the Literary and Art Club is a pure reading club, otherwise why is she always reading?

There was silence in the classroom.

“…… What are you looking at? ”

I couldn't bear the dead silence, and I finally couldn't help but speak. Nagato held the book up and showed off the cover to answer my question.

A large number of hypnotic words like sleeping pills come into view, and it seems to be some kind of science fiction! I'm not good at reading, so I don't really understand Nagato's interests.

"Interesting?"

Nagato pushed her glasses weakly, then said in an ethereal voice, "It's special." ”

Looks like she will answer whatever I ask.

"Which part?"

"All."

"You like to read, huh?"

"I don't like it, I don't hate it."

"That's ......"

“……”

There was silence again.

Compared to Haruhi, chatting with this girl will be cold in another sense. Can I go home?

I put my bag on the table with this thought, and was about to sit down on the tube chair when the door opened as if it had been kicked open.

"Oh, sorry, I'm late! It took a little more time to catch this guy. ”

Kasuga, who finally appeared on the stage, raised a hand to greet us. And with her other hand, she grabbed the wrist of another person, and it looked like she had kidnapped someone again! When Kasuga walked indoors, he locked the door with his hands for some reason. Click! At the sound of this, the petite girl trembled uneasily.

Wow, she's so pretty.

She is eighty percent of what Haruhi calls the "right person".

"You...... What are you doing? The poor girl who said this was already about to cry, "Where is this?" Why did you bring me here? Also, why did you lock the door? What the hell are you going to do? ”

"Shut up!"

The bold voice of the spring made the girl stunned on the spot.

"Let me introduce to you, she is Asahina Minoru Kuru."

After saying the name, Kasuga stopped talking. It seems that the introduction has already been completed.

An indescribable silence once again dominated the classroom. Kasuga has a finished expression on her face, Nagato Sina is still looking at her book without reacting, and the mysterious beautiful girl named Asahina Minoru Kuru has a timid look on her face that is about to cry. Suddenly, her gaze caught me, and then suddenly a light burst out of her eyes - sorry, I was exaggerating, but you should be able to understand it, it was the expression of a sudden encounter with a savior.

But, miss, are you mistaken, my side is also the number one prisoner of war who is enslaved by Kasuga! Asahina Minoru stared at me with wide eyes and opened her mouth as if to speak, but then swallowed her words again. Hey, somebody's got to talk! Thinking so, I couldn't help but speak first.

"Where did you kidnap someone?"

"It's not a kidnapping! Just forced her to come with me. ”

That's not the same!

"I saw her in a daze in the second-grade classroom, so I grabbed her. I spend my time wandering around the school after class and have seen her several times. ”

So you're not in the classroom after class, so you're doing this kind of thing, right? What's that called, squatting—ah no, it's supposed to be an opportunistic crime. Oh, no, now is not the time to delve into this.

"So, she's older than us!"

"So what?"

I couldn't help but look incredulous. Oh my God, this woman wasn't even thinking about anything!

"Okay, forget it...... Then you tell me, why are you looking for her, well, Asahina-senpai, right? ”

"Here, take a closer look."

Kasuga suddenly pointed at Asahina's nose, causing her to shrink her shoulders sharply.

"She's cute, isn't she?"

It's like the words of a dangerous abductor!

"I think the presence of seductive characters is very important!"

“…… Sorry, what did you just say? ”

"I'm talking about seductive characters! It's an attractive element! Basically, there will always be a seductive and endearing character in a mystery story. And such characters are the last to die. ”

Hey, I'm the last to die, but I'm still going to die!

I couldn't help but turn my head to look at Asahina Minoru Kuru. She is petite and has a baby face that makes people almost mistake her for a schoolboy. Delicately curly chestnut-colored hair, softly hanging down the back of her head, and a pair of puppy-like watery eyes that exude a "please protect me" glow. From the half-open lips, you can see a row of white porcelain-like teeth, and with her small face, the whole forms a wonderful sense of coordination. If she were to hold a wand studded with glowing gemstones, she might be transformed into a little witch in no time! I remember a celebrity saying that magical girls are always moved when they look at it. Ahhh~, what the hell am I thinking!

"It's not all!"

Kasuga smiled proudly, and then slammed his hands forward from Asahina's back.

"Wow!"

Asahina immediately shouted. But Kasuga was unmoved and clutched her breasts through the sailor suit.

"Wow, ahhhh

"I'm not tall, but my boobs are bigger than mine! The cute face and the ** figure, this is also an important element of attraction! ”

Oh my God, I'm fainting!

"Ah, that's really big!"

Kasuga even put his hand into Asahina's uniform and began to rub it together. Hey, you pervert!

"It's infuriating! Even though my face is so cute, my boobs are bigger than mine! ”

"Help, help!"

Asahina's face was flushed, and her hands and feet kept swinging and struggling, but she couldn't help because of the difference in physique. When Haruhi, whose behavior is becoming more and more excessive, lifts her skirt, I finally can't bear to pull away the pervert who is stuck behind Asahina.

"What kind of idiot are you doing!"

"But, it's really big! It's true! Why don't you touch it too? ”

Sulfona grinned, then turned Asahina around, and let out a faint wail towards Bina.

"No need."

That's all I can say.

To my surprise, Nagato Sulfona had been buried in the book during the commotion just now, and she had never lifted her head even once. What the hell is going on with this person?

Then something suddenly occurred to me.

"Hey, you're probably ...... Asaka-senpai is cute and has big boobs, so I brought her here! ”

"Of course!"

Oh my God, what an idiot you are!

"A mascot-like character like her is absolutely necessary!"

You have to be big! How can there be such a thing! Asahina put her messy uniform back on, then raised her eyes to look at me. Alas, it will make me very difficult for you to look at me like that. If I were a superpower, I would definitely get rid of the clamp of the spring with you. When I awaken my superpowers, I will definitely come to save you!

"Shijiuru, do you have any other clubs?"

"And ...... Computer Club ......"

"Then quit the computer club! Failure to do so will hinder the activities of our community. ”

Kasuga, you're too selfish!

Asahina's expression looked like that of a victim of a murder incident, looking at me with a look of help, and then as if suddenly aware of Nagato's presence, his eyes widened, revealing a look of hell. She looked at Kasuga, then at herself, and finally showed a determined expression. He looks like a Buddha who cuts meat and feeds eagles, and looks like a generous and righteous six gentlemen. In other words, please don't look at me with tears in your eyes when you are generous, I really can't help you!

"I see."

Do you know what?

"I'm going to quit the computer club and join the ...... of your club."

Her voice sounded sad.

"However, I don't know what the art club is doing, and I have basically never read any paper books."

"We're not a literary society."

Kasuga said as a matter of course.

Looking at Asahina with a surprised face, I quickly interjected to explain for Haruhi.

"We're just using this classroom for club activities temporarily. And you're actually joining this new club that Haruhi Suzumiya will create in the future. It's just that the content of the event has not yet been finalized, and even the name has not been chosen. ”

“…… What the? ……”

"By the way, it's the real members of the literary club who sit there reading books."

"Ah......h

Asahina, who opened a cute lip slightly, was suddenly speechless. Alas, it is also normal that she will be like this.

"It's okay!"

Haruhi, who is so cheerful that he is almost irresponsible, smacks Asahina's petite shoulder hard.

"I've just thought of the name of the club!"

“…… Then you can hear it! ”

I said in a voice with zero expectation. I really don't want to hear it if possible! But since I've asked. Haruhi Suzumiya naturally pronounced the name she thought of aloud in a loud voice.

As everyone knows, the beginning of everything was just because of the simple idea of Haruhi Suzumiya, and there were no other twists and turns, and then ...... The name of our new club was decided.

SOS Regiment!

The Suzumiya Haruhga group that makes the world more lively, referred to as the SOS group. (Note: SOS is composed of the S of the world Sekai, the O of the more Ooini, and the S of Suzumiya of Suzumiya)

Well, let's laugh! And I didn't have time to laugh before I was stunned.

Why is it called "regiment"? In fact, the original name was supposed to be "Suzumiya Haruhi Club, which makes the world more lively", but now it doesn't meet the rules of the club, and it's not clear what this group is going to do, so in the spring sentence with unclear meaning "Since that's the case, wouldn't it be good to call it such and such a group!" After that, the name of the society was so gratifyingly decided.

The moment I heard the name of the group, Asahina had already closed her mouth with a dead heart, Nagato Irona was an outsider, and I couldn't say anything at all, so in the end, with one vote in favor and three abstentions, the "SOS group" officially began its activities!

It's really gratifying, Coca-Cola!

Whatever you want!

Be sure to gather here every day after school! After Kasuga said this to everyone, it was disbanded on this day. Asahina's back as she walked down the hallway with her shoulders drooping and her breath looked so sad that I couldn't help but call out to her.

"Senpai."

Asahina still walked forward with his head bowed.

"Asahina-senpai?"

Asahina looked back as if startled.

"That, is Senior Sister calling me?"

"yes."

"It feels a little strange to be called senior sister by Ah Xu."

Hey, why do you call me Ah Xu!

"What's the matter?"

Asahina, who was older than me, couldn't see it at all, looking at me with an innocent expression.

"That kind of strange club, it's okay if you don't want to join! Please leave the woman alone, I'll explain it to her later. ”

"Nope." She stopped and narrowed her eyes, smiled and whispered, "It's okay, I'm going to join." It's better to say that I have to join, I have to join, I definitely can't run away! ”

I don't know why it suddenly became a hot-blooded speech.

"But it's not a very interesting club!"

"It's okay, didn't you join in?"

No, it's not the point that I joined! I always felt that Asahina seemed to be familiar with me, and when I was caught in the classroom of the Literature and Art Department, I was directly locked on my body for help. Did you come across it somewhere? No way, if I've met a cute girl like Asahina before, I'll definitely be impressed.

Perhaps, this is the center of events, the so-called protagonist team. As long as you join the protagonist team, you don't have to die. Be sure to join the main character team! Her round eyes looked into the distance and murmured, and the look suddenly became wise. Then she said in a vague way, such as "the route", "the choice of the branch", "the task of the Lord God is not mortal", "the wisdom of mortals", and so on.

"What do you mean?"

"Ah...... That one...... It's nothing ......" Asahina hurriedly waved his hand, "Besides, I'm also a little interested in Nagato's existence......"

"Concerned about her?"

"Oh, no, it's fine."

Asahina shook her head in a panic, and her long, wavy hair swayed with it. Then, Asahina smiled a little embarrassedly and bowed deeply to me.

"The little girl is not talented, please give me more advice in the future."

"Well, I'm embarrassed if you do this......"

"In the future, please call me Shikuru." She smiled, "It's incredible to be able to meet my seniors like this." ”

"It's true that we were all dragged by the woman of Hasuga. But if it weren't, we wouldn't know each other. I'm glad to have met you...... But......" I said, touching my head, "are you calling it the other way around, you're my senior." ”

"Well, indeed."

Shikuru nodded, then turned and walked away. It's a little confusing, but it's also cute. Thinking of this, I can't help but admire the vision of spring.

The following is a conversation I had with Kasuga on a certain day.

"Do you know what's going to happen next?"

"Who knows!"

"I still want to find the mysterious transfer student!"

"Please tell me the definition of a mysterious transfer student."

"Two months have passed since the beginning of the semester, and those who have only transferred at this time must have the qualifications of a mysterious transfer student. What do you think? ”

"Maybe people were forced to transfer schools because of their father's transfer."

"No, that's unnatural!"

"I'd love to know what nature is to you."

"Enigmatic transfer student...... Will it be there? ”

"Anyway, you don't even take my words as wind in your ears!"

Rumors seem to be circulating on campus that I'm plotting something with Haruga.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing with Hasuga?"

The one who would ask such a question must be Taniguchi.

"You can't be in a relationship, are you?"

Definitely not! Honestly, I want to know what I'm doing!

"Don't be exaggerated! It's not a middle school student! If you wreak havoc on the playground, you might be suspended from school! ”

If it's just Haruhi who's messing around, I can ignore her too much. But now there are Nagato Sulfura and Asahina Minoru Kuru, and I have to at least take care of them to avoid being implicated. When I thought that I was so hearted, I couldn't help but feel proud. But most importantly, I can't stop the crazy spring at all! What should I do next time she pushes a cart full of lime powder and points at me with a tape measure?

"Let's eat a piece of candy to calm down......"

Someone whispered this in my ear, and I took the sugar from the hand and put it in my mouth.

Yikes! What sour! It's just an explosive sourness! I just felt like my brain was about to be boiled by the sour smell. I wanted to find some tissues to talk about and spit out the candy in my mouth, but when I looked up, I saw a smiling Asakura Sulfona. Well, this time my heart only stopped beating half a beat. This must be due to the fact that I've been getting familiar with the faces of the Sulfur family by looking at Nagato's face up close lately. Humans are a very resilient race, and I can gradually begin to resist the attractive faces of the Sulfur Race. Speaking of adaptation, I suddenly felt that the sugar in my mouth tasted subtly.

"How? It's delicious. ”

If you say it's delicious, you won't want to spit it out. Although the sour smell hovered around the bridge of my nose, it wasn't too annoying.

"Recently, you and Cooliya-san have been very good, I am a little envious when I see it!" Asakura found a chair next to me and sat down, holding his cheeks and saying. Ah, that's Taniguchi's place, and he was just sitting there and asking me about Kasuga.

But now he seems to be very interested in going to the toilet.

"Basically, she's just messing around. And I was just being played around by her. ”

Asakura laughed after hearing this. She smiled happily, and that smile was completely different from the usual polite smile. I looked at Asakura in amazement, and it wasn't until then that I realized that her smile might be as rare as Haruga's.

"I guess it's because you two have a common language."

What the? Will I have a common language with that Airwaves? Just kidding.

"Maybe it's in a place where you can resonate in essence, or maybe the spiritual hierarchy is similar, but in short, you can understand what Suzumiya-san means. I can't do it, I don't seem to have a good relationship with her, and if the distance is shortened, she will immediately show a defensive face, and I am very hurt. ”

Ahh

To be honest, I didn't listen to what Asakura was saying. I think my male compatriots should be able to understand my feelings. What if a super beautiful female classmate is next to you and says - I'm hurt. I think most people's brains crash too. It should be said that it is better to be immature, or to be innocent, in short, men are such creatures.

I don't remember when Asakura-san left after that. Of course, Taniguchi came back and blackmailed me for two bottles of soda. Touching my shriveled wallet, I felt very gloomy at the thought of going to the classroom of the art club to participate in the "SOS" activity after school. I remember a famous person saying that the depression of a male high school student is not something that can be solved by just two meals of beef rice bowl. I judged when it would be good to go out for a meal, and then I came to the club classroom with my school bag on my back.

"I really want a computer!"

Since the announcement of the establishment of the SOS group, the art club classroom, which originally only had a long desk, steel tube chairs, bookshelves and books, has gradually become more and more stuffy. In the corner of the room, there is a portable hanger that I got out of nowhere, a kettle, a clay cup, a tea bowl, a CD recorder without MD function, a single-decker refrigerator, a tape recorder, a clay pot, a kettle, and various utensils. What is it now? Are you going to let us live here?

At this moment, Kasuga is sitting cross-legged on the student's table that he snatched from nowhere. Somehow, there was also a triangular cone on the table with the words "regimental leader" written in a strange pen.

"In this information age, you can't even have a computer!"

Listen to your nonsense, who stipulates this!

All the members are here. Nagato Sulfona still sat in her old seat, intently looking at the heavy hardcover book titled What Would Happen if Saturn's Moons Fell. And Asahina, who appeared obediently although she didn't have to attend, sat on the steel tube chair a little overwhelmed.

After Kasuga jumped off the table, he smiled wickedly at me.

"So, I'll find a way to get one."

Hey, it's not going to be a crime.

"Crime? How is it possible, how can it be counted as a crime if you are not caught! ”

Mr. Policeman, there are people here who have made a blatant declaration of crime.

"I was thinking about some complicated ways, but suddenly my mind turned around." Kasuga waved his hand with a very arrogant look and said, "So, aren't we close?" ”

Nearest? I looked in the direction of Kasuga waving, and it seemed to be a computer club. Ah, this woman in the spring won't be it, pay attention to the people.

"Seriously, I've never seen anyone so unreasonable. They wouldn't even give it to us? ”

Isn't that something to be taken for granted? Do you not have the consciousness of a robber at all?

"What else do you say, 'First year kid go away', 'Aren't you the weirdo in the legend'......"

In general, what they say is the truth.

"What makes me most angry is that they say that a community like SOS has never heard of it......"

Of course. Now if Nagato is counted, there are only four members, and the application form for the club has not been submitted, so SOS or something has not yet been established.

"So!" Kasuga slapped his "regimental" armband and said, "I'm going to use some unconventional means." As the ultimate weapon, we are actually informants. No, it's not an informant, it's supposed to be an undercover agent, or a spy. ”

Kasuga said, suddenly pointing his finger at Asahina, who had an innocent face.

"Huh? I? Is it me? It can't be me......"

I remember, Asahina-senpai said before, she was originally a member of the computer club.

Asahina-senpai's face turned white all of a sudden, and her petite body shrunk into the chair, looking even more pitiful. She threw her tear-drenched eyes over me, and I understood the meaning.

- Please help me, I don't understand what Suzumiya-san is talking about, you don't really have to do what she says, do you?

- Now immediately pretend to have a stomachache and go to the infirmary, or run to the bathroom, which may be saved.

I also gave her a strong look in return. However, Asahina just looked at me in surprise, and then for some reason her cheeks suddenly turned red. It's over, she can't read my hints.

"Alright, Asahina, you can tell your president now, you need a computer."

Even if you go to Binet and ask for it, no one else will give it.

"Don't give? That's good.,Asahina immediately went to the director of education to complain.,Said that the president of the computer club used his authority as president to ** her.。 Kasuga said, "Let's just say that she couldn't stand those salty wet guys and fled to our club, and finally our club stood up for her." ”

What! Why did you suddenly come up with such non-existent things? Imagine the innocent president of the computer club, and I suddenly feel that I am so good that I didn't go against Kasuga.

"But it's not safe. Let's just say that all the members of the computer club took turns to storm Asahina.,I remember that all of them were male members except Asahina.。 Kasuga said something that made everyone's faces turn pale, "If such a thing is poked out, their association will also be disbanded." So, in the end, they will definitely give in. I said, "Who is your president?" ”

Asahina looked at Kasuga and opened her mouth with a slurrel.

"No...... I don't know ......."

"Huh? I don't know what's going on? Isn't he using his position to bully you all day long? Who is that face with saliva rubbing around, you don't know? ”

Hey, don't make it look like the real thing!

"Yes, the president hasn't been elected yet?"

"Huh?"

"Actually, by and large, before...... I'm the president. Asahina lowered her head and said, "After I quit the company, they probably haven't elected a president yet." Some time ago I was still talking about letting me go back......"

"What! Isn't that what makes the question simpler? Haruhi patted Asahina on the chest and said, "Let's go, we'll leave them for a computer now." We have hijacked their heads......"

I really didn't expect Asahina to be the head of the computer club, and they wouldn't be the only girl to reach the highest throne. Also, where the hell are you photographing Asahina in Haruhi!

"Wait, it's not going to work...... Asahina hurriedly dissuaded, "No, no." Because of the lack of school subsidies, the computers here were bought by the members of the computer club who had saved their own money...... Please......"

"That's right......," Haruhi thought for a moment, "Then we'll have one too." ”

Eldest sister, you originally wanted a few!

"Please, don't go to the computer club, I'll find a way to find one. If you start working now......"

"What do you say! Am I the kind of person who exploits my members? ”

Why did you suddenly become handsome here again?

"Ah...... That one...... Anyway, we might as well ...... another day."

"No need, I checked today's yellow calendar, and it said that today is very suitable to ask for a computer."

Hey, how could that kind of thing be written on the calendar!

Cautiously speaking good words and trying to dissuade Haruhi, Asahina is like those ancient advisors who did not hesitate to die in order to assist the mediocre monarch. It is unreasonable to be forced to separate from its own members, and in a few days it will become an accomplice of the bourgeoisie to exploit its own people. Such a senior sister looks so pitiful, I have to do something. Just as I was trying to rescue Asahina, Kasuga knocked on the door of the Computer Research Club with a serious face.

"Hello! I'm here to collect a computer! ”

Although the cubicles are similar, this classroom is very cramped. Several CD stereos and desktop computers were placed on the tables arranged at equal distances, and the low turning sound of cool fans vibrated the air in the room. The four male classmates who were sitting on the seats and tapping on the keyboard leaned out one after another to peep. When they saw the spring, they all showed expressions of disgust.

"So, who the hell are you? Why did others bring? ”

"I'm the head of the SOS regiment, Haruhi Suzumiya, and these two are the first subordinate and the second subordinate respectively."

Wait, who's your subordinate!

The people from the computer club looked at it. Sorry, don't stare at me, I'm a victim too. But when they saw Asahina, the atmosphere changed suddenly.

"Master! You're finally back! ”

Four men prostrate on the ground and begin to kowtow in a proper manner.

"Master! Keep teaching us! We still have too much immaturity! Please spur us on! ”

"Yikes! What are you talking about? No! Hurry up! There are other people here, and they are so shy! ”

Asahina's face flushed all of a sudden, and she quickly waved her hand to pull them up. Unexpectedly, when the gang saw Asahina's outstretched hand, they stepped back as if they had received some stimulus.

"No! How can the master's hand touch us mortals! ”

"Are these hands writing such a wonderful code? I'm about to cry! ”

"No, it's so dazzling, I can't open my eyes! Isn't this the legendary shinning finger ......"

"Ah, do you see? The master's hand is glowing! It's true! It's a golden light! That's the hand that just wrote the code. If I am illuminated by this light, I may evolve as well......"

Maybe it's a hand that has just finished going to the toilet? I looked coldly at these four words without any manly conduct.

"Everyone, please, it's too embarrassing......" Sister Asahina cried and tried her best to organize them, but the effect was not significant.

“shining·shining·finger！！！”

All in all, the process went much smoother than we expected. The people of the Computer Club seem to have a terrifying worship of Asahina, and they are absolutely obedient to Asahina's decision. And Asahina will be kneaded at will by Haruhi, so the small school has formed a distinct hierarchy. The people of the computer club reluctantly gave Kasuga a tribute to the latest computer. Kasuga took out the list of the latest models she asked the clerk for when she visited the computer city yesterday and began to compare, and finally showed a satisfied smile.

"Perfect call! Let's go! ”

"Congratulations to the Master!"

The man from the computer club stood in the doorway and began to bow ninety degrees, looking like a triad boy in a tracksuit. I looked at Asahina's expression and felt like her face was about to steam.

"Asahina-senpai......"

I walked forward with Sister Bina, who was about to faint.

"Ah Xu...... Why do you do this in person...... I'm too shy, Ah Xu, I don't have the face to see people...... That's why I don't want to come to the computer club...... I was most afraid of being stared at, and today they actually kowtowed to me and said something...... What ......"

"Ahh

"Ahh Asahina leaned over with tears in her eyes, "Now, you have forgotten all about today, you must forget it." ”

"I'm going to forget...... However, the computer level of the senior sister should be very high. Those people adore you so much. ”

"Also, it's not very high...... Just a little bit ......."

"That,Haruhi just now had to ask me to write a club introduction page.,Can you teach me? I don't know how to write, but I still want to learn it. ”

Asahina stared at me with wide eyes.

"How so? I, I will be able to teach Ah Xuan one day? Is this a fringe benefit after becoming a senior sister? ”

What is a job change? Asahina seems to say strange things sometimes.

"Nope! No problem, don't worry, I'll give you everything you want to learn! ”

"Well, that's reliable." I nodded and said, "What a master!" ”

"Didn't you say you were going to forget about it!"

Asahina swung her fist at me in shame, and I quickly dodged it.

"Don't, don't hit me, if you touch a mortal like me, your hand (shining·finger) won't shine."

"Ahh