The hooligan leader said: "What kind of program is general fortune telling? Yes, word measurement! That is, write a word and then calculate and analyze it, right?"

The crane in the cloud said: "That's right!"

Today's fortune telling, most of them are such routines, which are relatively advanced.

The hooligan leader said: "Aren't you claiming to be a god? Do you claim to have opened the eyes of heaven? Then I won't write this word, I just think in my heart, if you want to tell my fortune, first calculate what word I have in mind!"

As soon as these words came out, several hooligans around were shocked.

Big brother is clearly trying to break the legs and hands of this charlatan, and others are not roundworms in your stomach, how do you know what words are in your heart? Unless you are a fairy, how else can you know what you are thinking?

The leader of the hooligans said, "Can't think of it, are you? Aren't you a god? ”

What words were in his mind?

In order to avoid being guessed, he thought of a very remote word, Qi!

Because there is also a routine for word measurement, the warlocks go back and forth with those words. The rogue boss knows these routines very well, so he avoids all the common words used in fortune telling.

And what is the origin of this Qi word?

This is the name he chose for the soon-to-be-born child, and he didn't tell anyone, so it was impossible to figure it out unless it was a god.

Not only that, because the pregnant woman was his secret lover, his younger brothers didn't know about it.

He came specifically to trouble Yunzhonghe, did he really want to collect protection money?

No, someone couldn't see the existence of the crane in the clouds, and gave him a sum of money to interrupt the crane's hands and feet.

"I can't figure it out! The rogue leader waved his hand violently.

The iron rod in the hands of several hooligans was about to be smashed down, and the force was extremely fierce, and if it was hit, it would definitely be a comminuted fracture.

"Qi!" shouted the crane in the clouds.

The hooligan leader was stunned for a moment, and then immediately shouted, "Stop!"

Several hooligans hurriedly stopped.

The hooligan leader said, "Tell me clearly, what are the words in my mind?"

Yun Zhonghe said lightly: "The word you have in mind is Qi, this is the name of your unborn child, it should be eight months old, the belly is very pointed, it should be a boy." ”

As soon as these words came out, the hooligan leader was completely stunned, and looked at the crane in the clouds in disbelief.

The mind reading technique of the sixteenth mentally ill patient is so awesome!

Although the hooligan leader did not say anything, he silently recited this word in his mouth, and also silently recited a sentence in his mouth: Baby son, in another month, Dad will see you.

No. 16 went on to be mentally ill, and after reading the words that the other party had silently recited, he judged that the woman of the gangster leader should have been eight months pregnant, and it was likely to be a son.

Mind reading is so awesome.

But how could this hooligan leader know this, and he was completely shocked.

This...... How is this possible? He really didn't tell anyone, not even his woman.

Could it be that this person in front of him really opened the eyes of heaven?

"Boss, is he talking nonsense? We immediately broke his hands and feet and threw him to feed the dogs. A rogue ruffian next to him shouted.

At this time, the hooligan leader came to his senses completely, slapped him suddenly, and said sharply: "Shut up for me, hurry up and help Mr. to me up, no, no, no, I'll come personally." ”

Then, the hooligan leader stepped forward and helped the crane in the cloud up, and said, "Sir, please sit, please sit." ”

The crane in the clouds sat cross-legged on the mat and looked at the rogue leader with a smile in his eyes.

At this time, the hooligan leader was a little sober, and looked at the crane in the clouds carefully, still feeling ridiculous.

Could this old man in front of him really open his eyes to the sky? He even knows what I think, this is too unbelievable, right?

Yun Zhonghe said lightly: "The word has come out, just this word, what do you want to count?"

The hooligan leader really didn't think about what he was going to do, because he completely regarded Yun Zhonghe as a brainless beggar, and he was completely collecting money to break his hands and feet, how could he tell fortunes here?

But now that the old man in front of him is not a brain-dead beggar, then this opportunity to count a hexagram must not be missed.

Therefore, he has to think carefully about what he wants to count, whether it is marriage, future, or lifespan.

He's this age, he has a wife at home, and he has a good relationship outside, and he begs for a fart.

I don't want to know how it came about, nor why it didn't drop.

That's the future.

If ordinary people come to ask, they will definitely ask my husband, what is my future, or what is my luck this year.

But the hooligan leader was very practical, so he asked, "Sir, let me ask, can I get my iron job next as I wish?"

Yun Zhonghe snapped his fingers, counted like a magic stick, suddenly looked up, and then without saying a word, rolled up the mat, picked up the signboard and was about to leave.

The rogue leader was stunned and said, "Sir, this ...... What does that mean, why are you running all of a sudden?"

The hooligan next to him said: "Boss, he must not be able to calculate, he is afraid that we plan his legs and hands, so he has to run." ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "This good man, you just spent more than a hundred taels of silver to take the path of a city guard officer, and you want to seek the errand of the patrol captain of Split Wind City, and this matter has been done. Your patrol team is responsible for cleaning up our fortune-telling stalls, and if I don't run now, when will I stay?"

What is the patrol team, it is the city/management of another world, specializing in catching small stalls and hawkers, and fortune-telling stalls are also within the scope of their cleanup.

The rogue leader was even more completely stunned, this ...... It's amazing.

He spent a hundred taels of silver to bribe Li Baihu to seek the patrol captains of these streets, so that it would be more justified to collect protection money in the future.

But he also did this quietly alone, and no one knew about it, how could the fortune teller in front of him know?

It's so ...... It's incredible.

And at this time, something even more unbelievable happened.

A man ran over from a distance, first gasping for air, and then hoarsely said to the hooligan leader: "Boss, great joy, great joy, the city guard yamen has issued an official document, and from now on, you will be the patrol captain of these three streets." ”

At this moment, not only was the hooligan leader stunned, but several ruffians around him also seemed to have been struck by lightning, as if they couldn't believe their ears at all, staring at the crane in the clouds.

This...... This is too godly.

Seeing that several people were in a daze, the little brother who came over to report the good news couldn't help but be surprised, what was going on? This was obviously a great joy, why didn't the boss rejoice? Could it be that the clothes of the official family had not yet been put on, and they began to put up a shelf.

After a long while, the hooligan leader bowed down to the crane in the clouds and said, "Mr. is really a god, please accept my Zhang Dahu's worship." ”

In this way, the rogue leader bowed ninety degrees to the crane in the clouds for a few seconds.

After that, he saw that his little brothers were still standing there in a daze, and immediately said angrily: "What are you still standing for? Don't you bow to Mr. You are considered lucky, such cheap embryos can see Mr.'s fairy face." ”

Suddenly, more than a dozen ruffians knelt down and kowtowed to the crane in the clouds.

"Meet the old gods, meet the old gods......"

The hooligan leader Zhang Dahu said: "Sir, how did you figure it out? This is too godly, how do you know that I bribed a hundred taels of silver, how do you know that I have done this." ”

How did Yun Zhonghe know that Zhang Dahu's quest for the patrol captain was done?

It's very simple, when his little brother came running from a distance, he instinctively opened his mouth and was about to shout: Boss, it's done, you have become the patrol captain.

It's just that the hooligan brother found that the distance was too far, so he didn't shout, and waited until he got closer to congratulate the boss.

And Zhang Dahu and the others are facing away from this little brother, of course they can't see it.

And Yun Zhonghe faced that hooligan little brother, of course, he could see it clearly, and he was on the body of the sixteenth mentally ill person, and he could easily read the lips of that hooligan little brother.

So, of course, he knew about it in advance.

As for a bribe of 100 taels of silver, because this position is worth more than 100 taels of silver at most.

But how could he say these words? It goes against his demeanor, and the next interpretation is the most important thing.

So, the crane in the cloud stroked his beard and said lightly: "The Qi character you wrote can be broken down into mountains and branches, right?"

Although Zhang Dahu didn't know much, he still knew this, so he nodded and said, "Yes." ”

The crane in the cloud said: "What is a mountain, it is a backer, you have a backer, of course this matter will be." ”

Zhang Dahu said: "Then how do you know that I bribed a hundred taels of silver?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "And the branch can be interpreted as payment, that is, bribery. What does ten mean? It's another ten, and when you multiply two tens, isn't it one hundred? So you bribed one hundred taels!"

Hearing Yun Zhonghe's interpretation, the trusted patrol captain Zhang Dahu was completely stunned.

OMG!

This...... This gentleman is too godly.

Awesome!

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