Chapter 22: My Great Aunt Is Coming!
The crane in the clouds saw very keenly that when these ruffians called out to the old immortals, the hooligan leader's eyes trembled slightly, and then a frightened light flashed.
What does that mean?
At this time, the hooligan leader must have been subdued, so he was not hostile to the crane in the clouds. But when he heard the word immortal, he showed a frightened gaze, and it was obvious that the word immortal was already taboo in Split Wind City.
Why is it taboo? There is only one explanation, there is already a person in Splitwind City who claims to be an immortal, and he intends to monopolize the word, and this person's power is not small, so the rogue leader will be afraid of him like a snake and scorpion.
"Sir, this is my hexagram. "The hooligan leader held two silver ingots, which added up to about twenty taels, which was definitely a big deal.
Even with the prosperity of Splitting Wind City, twenty taels of silver is enough for a family of four for a few months.
Yun Zhonghe narrowed his eyes and said lightly: "I said that dividing the fortune for you is regarded as paying protection money, so you don't need to give money." ”
"How can it be done, how can it be done?" the hooligan leader bowed and saluted, "Sir, don't be too little, I will bring these silver taels with me today, and all of them are here." ”
The crane in the cloud said: "Say no, don't want it, what are you talking about?"
The hooligan leader looked at the crane in the cloud seriously for a while, and made sure that he was not polite, and immediately admired: "Mr. is really a god, since you don't take money, I have to repay Mr. after all, as long as I can do it, I will definitely do it." ”
Yun Zhonghe said: "If you have a heart, go and buy me some wine and food." ”
The rogue leader said, "It's that simple?"
"Go, I'm hungry!" said Yun Zhonghe impatiently.
After a while, a sumptuous meal of wine and food was placed in front of Yun Zhonghe, along with soft and comfortable blankets and quilts.
The crane in the cloud hurriedly feasted and gnawed on the steamed buns for two days, and his stomach was already hungry.
"Sir, you are so powerful, I will definitely make a name for you and make your business prosperous. The rogue leader said flatteringly.
Yun Zhonghe said angrily: "What are you kidding, when I sell Chinese cabbage? ”
The hooligan leader was stunned and said even more flatteringly: "Sir is really a god and a man, and we rough people don't understand the realm of Sir at all." ”
Then he bowed down and said, "Sir, the villain has taken his leave, and he will definitely come to visit him again one day." ”
Then, the rogue leader sped away.
This is a bit abnormal, it is said that this Zhang Dahu should have been talking about the crane in the clouds, why did he avoid it like a snake and scorpion after coming back again?
Of course, he still didn't have any hostility towards the crane in the clouds, but he didn't dare to approach it at all. Obviously, after he went back, his mind cleared up, and he didn't dare to approach the crane in the clouds because of someone.
After the crane in the cloud was full of food and drink, he lay down directly and fell asleep.
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The next day, the crane in the clouds still didn't have any business, and it was terribly deserted.
Through yesterday's magical performance, it is said that the reputation of the crane in the clouds has been beaten, and these ruffians like to exaggerate and brag the most, and they will definitely blow the crane in the clouds to the gods, and his stall should have been full of people today.
Not to mention that the celebrities in Splitwind City have come to tell fortunes, even many rogue leaders should come.
Isn't that right?
What is the goal of the crane in the clouds to set up a fortune teller, that is, to make a name, is to attract Jing Wubian, a gentleman, and become his first confidant, and it is most convenient to conquer Jing Zhongyue in this position.
Therefore, this first step plan, Jiang Taigong fishing, it is very important for those who wish to take the bait.
Yesterday, the hooligan leader said that he wanted to make a name for the crane in the clouds, and the crane in the clouds refused at that time, but it was completely against his will, you shouldn't take it seriously, right?
And even if the hooligan leader is serious, those little brothers under him should still be unable to keep their mouths shut, and they have already publicized it.
Why is it still so deserted today, with no business at all?
A day passed, two days passed.
Yunzhonghe still doesn't have any business, and hell, there used to be a dozen people passing by every day, but now there are only seven or eight people a day.
In the past two days, the crane in the cloud only drank water, did not eat the rice, and was dizzy with hunger.
The hooligan leader said he was going to see the crane in the clouds, but he didn't come.
The beggar who gave steamed buns to the crane in the clouds before has never appeared, I don't know where to be happy, and half a tael of silver made him lose contact in Splitting Wind City?
Xu Anting wanted to deliver food to Yun Zhonghe, but remembered his instructions, even if he Yun Zhonghe starved to death, he would never take the initiative to contact him.
And he shouldn't die if he starves for two or three days, so Xu Anting didn't show up.
It's embarrassing now, could it be that I, the crane in the clouds, starved to death before I got out of the school?
This first step of the plan, or is it going to die?
Of course, the crane in the clouds can still leave this remote ghost place at this time and go to the city center.
But in that case, isn't it just a decline?
Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, the crane in the cloud lay down directly.
This way, your metabolism will be slower and you won't be so hungry.
The owner of this body has been starving since he was a child, and he knows how to fight hunger, such as never going to the toilet, and it is best to hold his urine, because it will take away the heat.
In the middle of the night, just as the crane in the cloud was sleeping grogily, he suddenly woke up suddenly.
Someone's coming.
But he didn't get up immediately, and still pretended to be asleep.
"Hey, hey......"
The visitor gently patted the crane on the shoulder.
Yun Zhonghe didn't open his eyes, and said lightly: "What's the matter?" ”
"I'll tell fortunes. The man whispered.
The crane in the cloud didn't see the person behind him, but his brain was racing and he immediately guessed who the person was coming.
Yun Zhonghe said: "You are the hundred households of the city guards, Li Tian." ”
The man exclaimed, "Sir didn't see me, but he knew it was me?"
The crane in the clouds said: "You are afraid of offending the Blue Immortal of Split Wind City, so you don't dare to come to me for fortune telling during the day, and you dare to come in the middle of the night." ”
The man sneered and said: "I am also forced to be helpless, there are few people in this Split Wind City who can afford to offend the Blue Immortal, he is the first confidant of the well boundless son, and usually the son calls him the father." ”
Now the situation is very clear, although the hooligan leader Zhang Dahu also thinks that the crane in the clouds is a god, but he does not dare to publicize it, in that case, he will offend the blue immortal.
But this Li Baihu is his benefactor, and the position of patrol captain was obtained by Li Tian for him.
And Li Tian was in big trouble, so Zhang Dahu thought about it, and told Li Baihu about the crane in the clouds, one was to repay his kindness, and the other was also for himself.
Because Li Baihu is his Zhang Dahu's backer, if Li Baihu falls, then he, the patrol captain, will not be able to be the captain for long.
was able to make Li Tian Baihu risk the danger to come to Yunzhonghe in the middle of the night, obviously encountering a lot of trouble, and he was very frightened.
Li Baihu said: "Sir, I heard that you have opened the eyes of heaven, and the gods are extremely calculated, if you help me calculate accurately this time and help me solve a big trouble, I will give you a hundred taels of silver." ”
Yun Zhonghe said: "I don't want money, if I calculate it correctly and help you tide over the difficulties, you only need to do one thing for me." ”
Li Baihu said: "What's the matter?"
Yun Zhonghe took out a small envelope from his bosom and said, "This is a bag, you must not open it to see, otherwise there will be a bloody disaster." If you want to hand him over to the City Lord's Mansion Jing Wubian Gongzi, remember to remember that you must personally go to the City Lord's Mansion and hand it over to Jing Wubian Gongzi, this trick is extremely important to him, and even related to his life. ”
When Li Baihu heard this, he was immediately startled, this matter is very tricky.
Why didn't the crane in the clouds continue to pretend to be a ghost here, sit and wait for the well to take the initiative to come and take the straw mat?
Because he figured it out. Who are those who are Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang.
As far as Jing Wubian and I are also worthy of this treatment, what are you doing playing such a mysterious and mysterious routine?
I and Jing Wubian are at most scum to villains, prostitutes to prostitutes.
Phew, I'm not a prostitute.
In short, it's better for everyone to go straight.
The most important thing is that the crane in the cloud is really hungry and can't bear it.
Li Baihu took the bag in his hand, feeling that it was a completely hot potato, and he would rather give a hundred taels of silver than do it.
Well boundless, that moody scum scum, it's best never to get close. Who knows if he will pull out a knife and hack him Li Tian to death after seeing this trick?
That's a neuropathy, and it can't be reasoned with.
However, the most important thing is to get through your own difficulties.
If he can't get through this difficulty, Li Tian will have no tomorrow, his head will move, his wife will belong to someone else, and his children will also belong to someone else.
With the character of his daughter-in-law, Li Tian has just been in prison today, and he may sleep on someone else's bed within three days.
Alas, my wife, Mozhov.
Li Baihu said: "I'm in a big trouble now, what should I say? It's really a long story......
Yun Zhonghe said: "You don't need to say, I know what trouble you are in." I'm an open-eyer, and I can pinch and calculate. ”
Li Baihu was stunned, and suddenly felt a little unconvinced.
Although Zhang Dahu blew the crane in the clouds to the sky, Li Baihu was well-informed after all, and felt that this was just a trick in the rivers and lakes.
It's just that he really encountered a big problem, and he rushed to the doctor in a hurry, so he came to try his luck with the crane in the clouds.
In fact, I didn't have much hope in my heart.
"Oh, sir, tell me about it. Li Baihu decided, if Yun Zhonghe was right, then he would continue.
But if Yun Zhonghe is wrong, it proves that he is a liar, don't blame him for turning his face and being ruthless, let alone cutting off Yun Zhonghe's tongue, he took a huge risk to find Yun Zhonghe.
If the Blue Immortal knew that Li Tian would not go to him for fortune telling, but would come to the crane in the clouds, then Li Tian's skin would be stripped off.
But the Blue Immortal collects money too ruthlessly, three thousand taels once.
Yun Zhonghe said: "The old routine, you write a word in your heart, remember to write in your heart, I opened my eyes to heaven, and naturally know what you wrote, and then after this word, I will tell your fortune." ”
Li Baihu said: "Okay, then I'll start writing in my heart." ”
The crane in the cloud silently thought in his heart, the sixteenth is mentally ill, and the upper body.
As a result, there was no response.
Sixteenth, mentally ill.
Still no response!
I...... I...... Oh my god!
What does this mean? I was completely summoned before and came and went!
No. 23 Leonardo da Vinci, upper body.
Still no response.
No. 8 Beethoven, mentally ill.
Also, there is still no response.
Damn,,, all mentally ill uncles, don't play with me.
100,000 urgent, life is at stake.
In short, no matter how the crane in the cloud was summoned, these mental patient personalities in the body did not appear.
Could it be that my aunt is here? There are always a few days a month when I don't want to go to work?
And at this moment, Li Tian Baihu said: "Sir, I have finished writing this word in my heart, you can count it!"
Damn, without the mind reading skills of mentally ill patient No. 16, how can it be calculated?
Uh, Li Baihu, if I say that my eldest aunt is here, she is a little uncomfortable and doesn't want to go to work, you ...... Can you accept this explanation?
I don't think so.
Seeing that Yunzhong Crane didn't respond for a long time, Li Tian Baihu frowned, and then said: "Sir, I have finished writing this word in my heart, tell me, what kind of words did I write? ”
The crane in the cloud still did not respond, but closed his eyes, pinched his fingers, and pretended to be a fortune teller.
What do you say about that? On the surface, he was calm, but in his heart he was panicked.
Hell, are you taking revenge on me? Are you jealous of my handsomeness?
After more than a dozen attempts, the No. 16 psychiatric patient who can read minds still has no upper body.
Li Baihu's voice changed, and his eyes became cold: "Sir, I've finished writing this word, you can start counting the hexagram for me." ”
Then, instinctively, his hand gripped the hilt.
If Yun Zhonghe can't count the words in his heart, it proves that he is a liar, then don't blame him Li Baihu for turning his face and being ruthless.
I am a dignified official, and it is easier to kill you as a charlatan than a dog.
The crane in the cloud still had his eyes closed and pinched his fingers.
Li Tian silently recited the countdown in his heart: "Ten, nine, eight......"
Waiting for him to finish counting, if the crane in the cloud still hasn't spoken, he will also kill him.
A charlatan, how dare he play the hundred household officials of my city guard?
Those mentally ill people still don't have their upper bodies, not only the ghosts of the sixteenth who can read minds, but also a mentally ill person.
The crane in the cloud opened his eyes and took a deep breath.
The next thing is to rely on your own wisdom and luck.
"Three, two, one!"
Li Tian's countdown was over, and he secretly pulled out half an inch of the knife, and said coldly: "Mr. Yun, the word in my heart has been written, didn't you open the eyes of the sky? Let's start counting, what kind of word is it? What trouble have I encountered again, how to crack it?"
"If you're right, I'll send this bag to the City Lord's Mansion and hand it over to the Boundless Master of Jing with my own hands. If you miscalculate, then I'm sorry, cracking down on decadence and superstition is the unshirkable responsibility of our city guard yamen, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
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