What kind of book is the crane in the clouds going to copy?

The first famous book in Chinese history, "Dream of the Red Chamber", the artistic achievement of this book is needless to say.

For thousands of years, no one has been able to stand alone.

When you turn a few pages of this book, the breath of words that comes to your face can calm you down.

Right!

It's a town.

Like it or not, it's another story.

In fact, among the four famous novels, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Journey to the West" are more popular because they are more popular and more interesting.

But in terms of artistic achievement, "Dream of Red Mansions" is really more than three floors higher.

Like it or not, it's just awesome.

It is precisely because of its awesomeness that since its birth, countless people have studied it, and even red studies have been born.

A book has become a knowledge.

Maybe it's a little disdainful, isn't it just a group of people playing literary enclosures, playing their own, and cheating a little money by the way?

Honestly, there is such a situation.

But "Dream of Red Mansions" is really worth studying, the details in it, the suspense echoes, and it is really awesome.

There are many that are revealed, and there are some that are implicit but not revealed.

Who are the famous scholars who have studied "Dream of Red Mansions"?

Cai Yuanpei, Zhou Ruchang, Liu Xinwu, Zhang Ailing, etc., are simply countless.

There are also even more awesome Wang Guowei, Zhou Shuren, and Hu Shi.

There are even more awesome and more awesome, Taizu!

Of course, there are some very outstanding masterpieces in Chinese history, and even in some aspects, they are extremely outstanding, almost no less than "Dream of Red Mansions", that is, "Jin X Mei", but in terms of comprehensive artistic achievements, "Dream of Red Mansions" can still comprehensively crush the other party.

Therefore, when Yun Zhonghe copied the book "The Story of the Stone", could he kill Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City" into scum?

Isn't this nonsense?

Although Yun Zhonghe has never read "The Story of the Jade City", he is 100% sure that Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City" can have half of the artistic achievements of "Dream of Red Mansions", and it is already the sky.

Ao Ming is of course talented, and his "Tale of the Jade City" is obviously also a good book, otherwise it would not be the first place in the Yuedan evaluation of Jiangzhou Prefecture.

If you talk about the level, it should be a provincial excellent work, so how far is it from "Dream of Red Mansions"?

Provincial excellent works, national excellent works, world-class excellent works, once in 50 years, once in a hundred years, 1000 classics, millennium classics.

"Dream of Red Mansions" is in that highest place.

It would be unfair to compare the two in the same place.

It's really completely crushed into scum, ravaged a hundred times, a hundred times.

Of course, ordinary people can't read this obvious gap, which requires a level of appreciation.

It's like a guy who has just drunk coffee, you make him a cup of freshly ground coffee, a thousand pounds of beans. In addition, give him a cup of Nestle's instant coffee, and then ask him which of these two cups of coffee is good? Seventy percent likely, the other party will say that Nestle instant is delicious.

Of course!

If you want to make him a cup of Geisha coffee, then maybe someone who has never drunk coffee before will be able to drink this thing.

Dream of Red Mansions is this kind of spike-level.

As long as the cultural level above Xiucai is above, you can definitely see the huge gap between "Dream of Red Mansions" and "The Story of the Jade City".

Don't look down on other people's talents, in the Ming and Qing dynasties, every time they took the exam, a total of 10,000 or 20,000 people were admitted across the country.

So can the crane in the clouds memorize "Dream of Red Mansions"?

Of course not!

Who can memorize that thing? But Leonardo da Vinci can memorize it, but he's not on the crane in the clouds at this time.

However, there are many computers in X Mental Hospital, and there is a supercomputer, and the amount of data in it is astronomical, not to mention "Dream of Red Mansions", even the Indian "Book of Love".

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Seeing the "War Text" written by Yun Zhonghe, Duan Yingying was really moved.

She really wanted to agree to Ao Ming immediately, how could there be such a cheap thing in the world?

A fool came to the door and offered such the most unfair bet in history.

As far as Ao Yu is concerned, do you still want to write a better script than "The Story of the Jade City"?

This is no longer a fool's dream, it's just crazy.

But......

She really can't agree, it's so unseemly that it will make people feel like bullying fools.

The thousands of spectators present also thought it was ridiculous.

Who doesn't know your Ao Yu's reputation?

If you can write a book that surpasses Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City", if you can get in the top three in the township test, I will run the whole city naked with both hands for a handstand.

The crane in the cloud said loudly: "Sister Yingying, don't you dare? Don't you dare?"

It's not that I don't dare, but I can't, which will make people think that I am bullying a mentally retarded person, and I can't win.

And to tell the truth, you Ao Yu is not worthy.

What kind of realm are Ao Ming and I, the golden boy and jade girl who completely stand at the top of the pyramid in Jiangzhou.

What kind of person are you? You stand on tiptoe so hard that you can't reach the soles of our feet.

Yunzhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, you are really afraid of me, Ao Ming is really afraid of me, you are afraid of losing to me, I am really only eight fights, Brother Ao Ming and Sister Duan Yingying dare not compare with me, hahaha!"

Everyone looked at the crane in the clouds like a nervous disorder.

Yun Zhonghe sneered: "Since you don't dare to compare, Ao Ming won't call himself the number one talent in Jiangzhou in the future." Someone, bring it up!"

Suddenly, the two guards of the Marquis of Nulang Mansion brought up a thin plaque, on which were written a few big characters of crooked melons and cracked dates: The first genius in Jiangzhou.

"Ao Ming, since you don't dare to compare with me, don't say what kind of talent you are in Jiangzhou in the future. The crane in the cloud shouted.

Then, he let out a strange scream of Bruce Lee and kicked him violently.

"Bang!"

The plaque of Jiangzhou's No. 1 genius was immediately kicked to pieces.

This scene is really familiar, Chen Zhen kicked and smashed the plaque of the sick man in East Asia.

However, relying on the leg strength of the weak chicken in the clouds, it was definitely not broken, and it was completely at the moment when he kicked out, the two guards violently squeezed it.

Duan Yingying said: "Ao Yu, it's enough for you to mess around, let's go." ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, do you dare to agree? If my "Stone Record" can kill Ao Ming's "Jade City Story" in seconds, and I can win the top three in the township test, you will marry me, how about it?"

Duan Yingying was silent.

Yun Zhonghe said: "If you don't agree, I will set up a stall in front of your Wei Mansion every day and kick a plaque every day." ”

Duan Yingying said coldly: "If you lose, can you stop pestering me?"

Yun Zhonghe said: "Of course, if I lose, you will be my sister-in-law from now on, and I will never dare to entangle half a point." And I am willing to give up all the inheritance, everything in my family belongs to Brother Ao Ming, including the Marquis of Fulang. ”

Duan Yingying said: "That's good, you mean what you say! Don't come to pester me again when the time comes." ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "You signed my declaration of war. ”

Duan Yingying picked up the pen, gritted her teeth, and signed her name on the declaration of war of the crane in the clouds.

This character is so well written, full of coldness, and it is in stark contrast to the chicken claw character of the crane in the clouds, as if she and Ao Yu are standing together, like a crane to a grass chicken.

In fact, Duan Yingying was very eager to sign her name.

Because this fool sent such a ridiculous bet to the door, and it was completely effortless to win. But signing this name is really unseemly, and everyone will say that she bullied the mentally retarded.

But the benefits are too much higher than the pays, and even the loss of this reputation is worth it.

After signing, Duan Yingying said, "Ao Yu, are you sure that after you lose, you will never come to pester me?"

This scheming wants to make Yun Zhonghe swear, obviously he wants to talk about inheritance, but he says with a high profile not to pester her or something.

Yun Zhonghe said: "I swear, if I lose this bet, I will never pester Sister Duan Yingying, and I will completely give up the inheritance of the Marquis of Nulang." If this oath is violated, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, and the ancestors of the Ao family will not be at peace underground. ”

Swear by your ancestors, this is poisonous enough.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, I have already made an oath, and it is your turn to swear in public." ”

It's too low-level, it's too vulgar.

Even Duan Yingying was reluctant to say words like marrying a crane in the clouds.

Therefore, she directly raised her hand and said: "I swear by the ancestors of the Duan clan, if I break the oath, the heavens will not allow me, the earth will not allow me, and the ancestors will not allow me." ”

It's done!

Yun Zhonghe said loudly: "Fathers and fellow villagers testify, if I win this bet, Sister Duan Yingying will marry me, and Ao Ming will completely withdraw from the inheritance dispute." ”

The thousands of people present were certainly able to testify.

It's just that they all looked at the crane in the clouds like stupid people, and the gaze that looked at Duan Yingying was a little strange.

Is it appropriate for you to bully a retarded person like this?

I have heard that Ao Yu, the son of the Marquis of Nulang, is the number one waste in the world, but now it seems.

Isn't this just a waste? It's just brain-dead!

Duan Yingying said: "Ao Yu, can you go home now?

"Okay, okay, okay. Yunzhonghe said: "Sister Yingying, I'll go back! You wait for me at home, and when I win, I'll marry you immediately." You are waiting for me, waiting for my new book to become a fire, and one book will become a god. You wait for me to extinguish Ao Ming, press him to the ground and rub him. ”

Then, the crane in the clouds went home happily.

This walking posture is really like a brain-dead, at least in the eyes of everyone.

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Next!

The crane in the clouds is really as he said, and even more exaggerated.

He had tens of thousands of copies of this declaration of war printed and pasted it all over the streets and alleys of Jiangzhou Mansion.

In any alley, as long as someone passes by, it must be posted with more than three sheets.

That's the answer to that famous saying.

I give you permission not to look, but I absolutely don't allow you not to look.

Therefore, the millions of people in Jiangzhou Mansion were swiped by the extremely ugly calligraphy of the crane in the clouds.

When I went out, I saw that it was the declaration of war of the crane in the clouds.

Going to the teahouse to drink tea is still this declaration of war.

Buy a pack of melon seeds, it's still the declaration of war of the crane in the clouds, because the back of the wrapping paper of the stall vendor is still the declaration of war of the crane in the clouds.

I finally went to the toilet and squatted in the pit, and when I looked up, it was still the declaration of war of the crane in the clouds.

I was going to take the toilet chip, but it turned out that there was paper to wipe my buttocks, which was too extravagant.

But the back of the butt wiping paper is still the declaration of war of the crane in the clouds.

This...... It's a fucking crazy ad bombardment.

Millions of people in the entire Jiangzhou have been completely brainwashed, and no one really knows about it.

In the streets and alleys, everyone knew that the two brothers, Ao Yu and Ao Ming, had started a war.

Of course, it's not a competition, but a talent competition.

The winner can marry Duan Yingying, and he can also get the inheritance of the Marquis of Nulang's mansion.

Of course, the attitude of millions of people in Jiangzhou is the same.

Ao Yu will undoubtedly lose, 100 million will lose.

If you are not a person with a sick brain, how can you make such a bet.

So Ao Yu has another nickname on the original nickname of the world's number one waste.

The world's first brain-dead.

It doesn't matter if he is brain-dead or not, but at least Ao Yuhong is red.

The book "The Story of Stones" has not yet been released, but it has also aroused the interest of countless people.

Everyone wants to know how bad this book written by the world's first brain-dead person should be.

We want to see how rotten a book can be, whether it can rot out of the sky?

By the way, Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" has also become more popular.

Originally, this book was just a grand event in the high-level cultural circle, but now even ordinary people are familiar with it.

No, I'm going to buy a copy to see how awesome it is.

Therefore, Ao Ming's first four volumes of "The Story of the Jade City" sold out again, and the original record was completely refreshed again.

In addition, the entire Jiangzhou City, and even the entire Canglang Province, are extremely looking forward to the arrival of March 30.

Because on this day, Ao Ming's "Jade City Story" and Ao Yu's "Stone Story" will be released.

Everyone is looking forward to how good Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" is.

Ao Yu's waste of "The Story of Stones" is so brain-dead and so rotten.

Of course!

Yun Zhonghe's behavior of posting war declaration documents all over the streets and alleys is against the law and is resolutely not allowed, and only the government can do so.

But it is very strange that the Jiangzhou Taishou Mansion not only did not stop it, but acquiesced, and even let the officials secretly warn that no one should tear up these declaration of war documents.

Apparently this was because he didn't see it in their interest.

Ao Yu was brainbroken and put forward this ridiculous bet, then we are optimistic about it and take the opportunity to brainwash millions of people in Jiangzhou.

This is Ao Yu's own death, not us bullying people.

Don't be surprised when Ao Ming inherits the Marquis of Fulang in the future.

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During this time, Ao Yu became popular in Jiangzhou City and became popular in the whole city.

And Jing Zhongyue is also popular in the western desert.

These few months, for her, are completely bizarre and ridiculous.

She obviously only wants to be a horse bandit, and it's best not to have too many people, two or three thousand people are over.

Preferably no more than a thousand people.

Whistling by, eating meat and drinking wine in a big bowl every day, so unhappy.

But......

She now has almost 20,000 men under her command.

She was originally in Splitwind City, and her territory was already large enough, and the entire Rift Valley was more than 10,000 square kilometers.

And now she is in the Western Desert, and her territory is several times larger.

Hell, how did all these people come from? Where did they come from?

She never took the initiative to expand, it was others who came to beat her.

Again and again others came to attack her.

Then, again and again, she destroyed others, and the enemies surrendered in groups.

The territory is getting bigger and bigger, and there are more and more soldiers and horses.

She really can't wait to shout, don't come to beat me, come and beat me again, my hegemony is about to rise inexplicably.

I just want to be a simple horse bandit, I don't want to be the king.

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In Jiangzhou City!

In the home of the crane in the clouds, every day is full of people.

All the booksellers in the entire Jiangzhou City came and asked Yun Zhonghe to give them the "Stone Record" for publication and distribution.

Because everyone knows that no matter how badly "The Stone Record" is written, it will definitely sell well.

I don't know how many people are waiting to buy it home, just to see how bad the book written by Ao Yu, the world's number one waste, is.

There will even be a strange situation that the worse the better.

Because everyone has a psychology of seeing people ugly, otherwise how could Sister F become popular?

"Young Master Ao Yu, please rest assured that you will hand over the book to us for printing, and I promise to sell 20,000 copies. ”

"Ao Yu Gongzi, don't care how bad your writing is, as long as it is written in words, I can help you sell well. ”

"Ao Yu Gongzi, even if you don't write words, even if it's a ghost drawing, I can let you sell more than 30,000 copies. ”

"Ao Yu Gongzi, if you don't want to write, just put your name on it, and we can find a gunman for you. Of course, we can't find a gunslinger who wants to write as badly as you do, but it's guaranteed to be bad enough and weird enough. ”

Yun Zhonghe was not happy when he heard this, and directly said angrily: "Drive out, drive out." ”

"Ao Yu Gongzi, I can find you a very high-level gunner, and I am guaranteed to amaze the whole city. Another bookseller said.

Yun Zhonghe said: "Can that level surpass Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City"?"

The bookseller was stunned and said, "This, how is this possible? At most, half the level of "The Story of the Jade City" is already very remarkable. ”

The crane in the cloud said: "Then how can I amaze the whole city?"

The bookseller said: "Because your bottom line is low, everyone's expectations for you are too low, even if you write a work that you can read a little, you can amaze the whole city." ”

The crane in the cloud was furious: "Drive out, drive out." ”

It's too much, what kind of nonsense are you telling the truth?

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Facing a World War I.

Not to mention the entire Jiangzhou City, even my mother and sister have no confidence.

Mother Liu and sister Ao Ningning all know that Ao Yu is actually not stupid, and she also loves to tell stories.

But the stories he tells are usually bizarre stories, and my brother has never written a book.

The academic attainment of the thesis is absolutely and absolutely inferior to Ao Ming.

And Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City", my mother and sister have seen it, and the level is quite high, and it is simply invincible.

But now that the wood is in the boat, this gamble seems to be a foregone conclusion.

One night, my mother whispered to the crane in the clouds, and she first praised my son's courage, and then instilled in him some ideas, such as that in order to win or lose, you can also use some special means when necessary, and you don't have to be too pedantic.

In the end, she gave the crane in the cloud a large stack of silver tickets.

"Son, there are indeed some very poor and talented people now, and some of them are even in the Jinshi, but because they committed a big case, they were deposed and famous, you go to them to be gunmen!"

"For example, this Shen Yishi is a really talented person, he has been in Tanhualang, but he wrote things that should not be written, and committed the taboo of the emperor, so he was deprived of all his fame, and now he is very down. If you go to him to ghostwrite, you should still have the strength to fight. ”

The crane in the clouds, of course, refused.

Then, he embarked on a crazy codeword career.

On the sixth day of the first month, he entered the dream.

Leonardo da Vinci got on again on the 16th, and then went to the supercomputer of the X Mental Hospital to find the documents for "Dream of Red Mansions".

Cramming it down.

Then forcibly wake yourself up and start coding words like crazy.

It's too slow to write with a quill pen.

Fifteen hours a day, at first there were only 20,000 words a day, and finally soared to 30,000 words.

In just eight days, he wrote out the 200,000 words of the first volume of "Dream of Red Mansions".

Oh no.

It's copied out.

Sixteen days were left to stereotype the book and get it printed.

Time is tight, and the task is heavy.

It requires a lot of manpower and material resources, especially a lot of carving.

At this time, don't play any movable type printing, be honest and stereotypical.

At least a few hundred carvers are needed, each responsible for one page.

This is definitely not something that can be done by a small bookstore, so Yun Zhonghe set his sights on Tianyi Bookstore, the largest bookstore in Jiangzhou City.

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Is this Tianyi Bookstore very awesome?

Yes, super awesome!

In the entire Canglang Province, and even in several surrounding provinces, all the teaching materials were printed and distributed by it.

From the enlightenment textbooks to the classics that can only be used by Jinshi, all of them are from Tianyi Bookstore.

Millions of books are sold every year, so can it not be awesome?

Moreover, Tianyi Bookstore is still very high, and it never prints any scripts.

The books he printed were all books of a thousand classics and books of saints.

Moreover, the heads of the Tianyi Book Company are all retired high-ranking officials, either the heads of the six ministries or important cabinet members.

If you retire from the squire, you will be embarrassed to become the mountain chief of Tianyi Bookstore.

Why the mountain chief?

Because this is not just a bookstore, it is also a academy.

And this mountain chief of Tianyi Bookstore is the former prince and young master, the former secretary of the Ministry of Rites, Zhu Lantian!

He is seventy-five years old this year, and he has long seen through everything. Although he also belongs to the civilian faction, he is a mortal enemy of Lin Xiang.

Back then, he was driven down by Lin Xiang from the Ministry of Rites.

Ao Ming's big backer and also his teacher is Lin Xiang, who ranks third in the cabinet.

In addition, this Zhu Lantian is a real poet and a literary master, although the level is not as good as that of Li Tai'a in the Great Xia Empire, but it has also reached the master-level level.

Otherwise, it would not be his turn to take charge of the mountain chief of Tianyi Academy.

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At this time, the former prince and young master Zhu Lan Tianshan was reading under the lamp.

He lives a very simple life, and he is not a drama.

He also chased prosperity when he was young, and when he got older, a lot of jade hopes faded and he really returned to his roots.

His favorite thing in this life is to read, and he doesn't read any books.

How many books he has read in his life?

Therefore, his level of appreciation is extremely high, or it is already the top level in Jiangzhou City.

When he was young, he also wrote poetry and books. But when I got older, I didn't write poetry or books.

According to him, if you can't write well, you just don't bother to show ugliness.

It is reasonable for the young man to say that he is worried, but when he is old, he still has to hold back the article, which is too undeserved.

Regarding the gambling contract between Ao Yu and Ao Ming, there are also two people's "Stone Records" and "Jade City Records", and of course this Zhulan Tianshan Chief also knows.

However, he doesn't pay attention at all and doesn't care.

"Master, Ao Yu, the prince of the Marquis of Fulang, asks to see you. ”

Zhu Lan Tianshan suddenly frowned and said, "What does he want to do?"

The subordinate said: "He said that he wanted us Tianyi Bookstore to help him stereotype and print the book, which was his "Stone Record". ”

Dream!

We Tianyi Bookstore never make scripts, we only make books of sages and thousands of classics.

What does he Ao Yu think of our Tianyi Bookstore?

Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City", Zhu Lan Tianshan has seen it and appreciated it, because it is indeed very well written.

For Ao Yu this person.

Zhu Lantian dislikes it very, very much, it's not that he has a great cause of 10,000 people, nor is it the nickname of the world's number one waste.

And I don't like his hype methods, too low-level, too pompous.

He had also heard of Ao Yu, and when he saw his hype methods, he became more and more convinced that this Ao Yu must have no talent and can't write anything good, let alone Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City".

Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City", our Tianyi Book Company will not release it, let alone your Ao Yu's "The Story of the Stone"?

It's just arrogant, ridiculous!

The ignorant have no fear!

Even if your "Stone Record" is as good as Ao Ming's "Jade City Story", we will not help you print it.

What's more, it is destined to be a big bad book? If we help you print the book, the signboard will be completely rotten, and it will become a lifelong shame for the old man.

We only print the books of the sages, and we only print the books of the ages.

If I print your Ao Yu's bad book, wouldn't it be a smashing of my own signboard? How can I be worthy of the predecessors of Tianyi Bookstore?

"Let him go. "Zhu Lan Tianshan is straightforward.

But it's too late, the crane in the clouds has already broken in.

Seventy-five-year-old Zhu Lan Tianshan grew up angry and said: "Presumptuous, too presumptuous, insulting poetry, drive him out, drive him out." ”

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly said: "Zhu Lan Tianshan chief, you have read my manuscript first. ”

"Don't look. Zhu Lan Tianshan said: "I don't want to dirty my eyes, drive out, drive out." Even if the sun rises in the west, our Tianyi Bookstore will not print books for you. ”

The crane in the cloud said: "Zhu Lan Tianshan is long, you read three pages, just read three pages." I guarantee that the books I have written are ancient and uncommon classics. If, after reading a few pages, I can't shock you, I'll crawl out on my knees. ”

After that, Yun Zhonghe presented the manuscript of "The Stone Record" with both hands.

After Zhu Lan Tianshan took it, he planned to turn three pages casually, and then drive away Ao Yu, a scoundrel.

As the text suggests, he absolutely does not believe that a scoundrel like Ao Yu can write any good books.

What's more, what kind of ancient and strange texts, classics that have not been encountered in a thousand years? I am not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue, too ignorant, too arrogant, too ridiculous.

Do you know what the Eternal Romance is?

Even I, Zhu Lantian, can't write such an article, let alone you Ao Yu, a scoundrel who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it?

Then, Zhu Lan Tianshan began

If he says read three pages, he will read three pages.

Then, just finished reading a page!

This Zhulan Tianshan Elder was completely stunned, and his entire body was shocked.

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