"I want to see my brother, I want to see my brother, who dares to stop me?"

"Brother Ao Ming, I'm Ao Yu, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me?"

"After you succeeded, my father and mother were just two of us, you were assassinated, how could I not come to see you?"

"Who dares to stop me?

Although it was the middle of the night at this time, there were still a lot of people outside the Duke's Palace, hundreds of scholars, thousands of idle people, etc.

There are also a number of people who have just come from the Taishou Mansion. Because Ao Ming is still dying, he has to broadcast his injuries live.

And the crane in the clouds came to see Ao Ming, and the house slaves of the Duke of Wei still dared to stop it?

As a younger brother, is it wrong to look at my brother? As a younger brother, is it wrong to care about my brother's life and death?

You dare to stop me, aren't you looking for death?

So, Yun Zhonghe ordered to knock the house slaves of the Wei Mansion to the ground, and then rushed in.

While rushing in, Yun Zhonghe shouted: "Brother, Brother Ming, how are you? You must not die, you must not let grandpa send a white-haired person to a black-haired person." ”

As soon as these words came out, Ao Ting's face inside changed instantly, go to your mother's white-haired person to send black-haired people.

In this way, the crane in the cloud kept rushing in.

The Duke of Wei had the intention to beat him half to death, but there were thousands of pairs of eyes staring outside, if you dared to hurt Ao Yu today, the Duke of Wei would be notorious tomorrow.

After all, Ao Yu came to see his brother's injury, so what's wrong?

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Soon, the crane in the clouds really saw Ao Ming lying on the bed.

You're awesome!

This knife is really inserted into the back, although Ao Ming's martial arts are very high, not only can avoid the heart, but also avoid all internal organs, there is no danger to life, but this is not an ordinary flesh wound after all.

Ao Ting can beat his beloved young son to death, and Ao Ming can make people stab himself. You are really more ruthless than the other, no wonder your mother feels frightened.

Of course, Ao Ming's life is completely worry-free.

It just had to look like he was dying, and he had woken up early in the morning, or he had never fainted.

But in order to arouse sympathy, of course, it is necessary to make it feel like you are dying and may hang up at any time. In this way, it can cause shock and resonance, and Ao Ming's new book is about to be released, of course, we must take the opportunity to hype it up, so that the already super popular book will become even more popular.

Ao Yu (Crane in the Clouds) rushed directly to Ao Ming's bed and held his hand directly.

"Brother, how are you?

"You really don't want to die, don't die......"

"If you die, what will happen to your father, what will happen to your grandfather, what will you do with your sister-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law......" Ao Yu's gaze looked directly at Duan Yingying.

Then, he was directly stunned, and his eyes were directly obsessed.

"This, this...... Is that my sister-in-law?" Ao Yu said: "Is this the warbler? How can it be so beautiful, sister, have we seen it somewhere in our last life, I don't know why, as soon as I see you, not only the memories of the previous life have emerged, but also the memories of the previous ten lifetimes have also poured out, and when I dream at night, I have more hundreds of millions of dollars. ”

Ao Yu (Crane in the Clouds) is now not only obsessed, but completely distracted.

It seems that this warbler is the woman he has been dreaming of for ten lifetimes.

His acting skills are also absolutely superb.

Yun Zhonghe muttered: "Sister Yingying, you were originally going to marry me before, right? Later, I heard that I was not in good health and might be dying, so I got engaged to Brother Ao Ming." Right now...... He's going to die, or you'll be re-engaged to me!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience changed color, are you looking for death when you say this? Are you cursing Ao Ming?

But no one was surprised, because in the eyes of everyone, Ao Yu is such a pig.

A person who goes to the lowest end of the hook bar every day, the number one waste in the world who is completely sick in the brain, it is too normal to say such things.

Today, on the side of the Taishou Mansion, Ao Ting lost, and Mrs. Nulang Hou won by surprise.

But no one suspected that this was Ao Yu's handiwork, and they all felt that it was done by the Hou Liu clan of the angry waves. Because this daughter-in-law has never been a fuel-efficient lamp, Ao Yu has always been a living treasure, and tonight there is nothing to show except for expressing some kind and naïve opinions.

Do you still have a conscience? You tell the truth or something. Either rush over to stop Liu Chong's mother from seeking death, don't be too naïve and stupid.

Duan Yingying was already beautiful, so the moment he saw Duan Yingying, his soul flew away, and then he said that Ao Ming was about to die, so it was normal for Duan Yingying to remarry him Ao Yu and other bastards.

When Duan Yingying heard the words of the crane in the clouds, she immediately said coldly: "Ao Yu, don't talk nonsense, ruin my reputation. ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "Really, Sister Yingying, everything I said is sincere. ”

Then, he clenched Ao Ming's hand and said, "Brother, wake up quickly, aren't you the heir? Don't you always want to inherit the position of the Marquis of Nulang? But because you are not biological, your father and mother are unwilling to give it to you." I insist on giving me the title, but I'll tell you the truth, I don't want to be this angry marquis at all. ”

When the crane in the cloud said this, in fact...... Many of the big names present also believe it.

Because Ao Yu, a living treasure before, went to the lowest end of the hook bar every day, prostituted the cheapest woman, and kept saying that he would be beheaded by 10,000 people.

How could such a naïve and naïve person want to inherit the title. But whoever wants to inherit the title must pretend to be more motivated. It's normal for a living treasure like Ao Yu to think about eating, drinking, and having fun all day long.

Yun Zhonghe continued: "Brother Ao Ming, otherwise this is the case. How about you give me Sister Yingying, and I give you the title of Marquis of Nulang? Let's make a deal! If my father and mother don't want to, I will run away from home again, and if they don't agree, I will cry, make trouble, and hang myself, and promise that my father and mother will agree. ”

Ao Ming couldn't hold back anymore at this time, and his hand trembled slightly.

And the old ancestor Ao Ting's eyes also twitched.

Purely from the perspective of this transaction, of course it is worth it, even if it is a beautiful woman, it is not as good as the Marquis of Fulang. Only a loser and fool like Ao Yu will not take the title in his eyes.

However, Duan Yingying is not only a stunning beauty, she is also the daughter of Wei Guogong.

This is not an ordinary marriage between a man and a woman, but a marriage, so how can it be possible?

Ao Yu immediately came to Ao Ting's face, held his hand and said, "Grandpa, you are the ancestor of our family, you testify to me." As long as Brother Ao Ming gives Sister Yingying to me, I don't want this Marquis of Angry Waves, I will be the talker. After marrying Sister Yingying, every day is like a fairy, what are you doing to be angry!"

In this scene, Ao Yu (Crane in the Clouds) completely staged the most standard licking dog.

"Nonsense, bastard...... Old Ancestor Ao Ting roared angrily: "Is this what people say? Yingying is your sister-in-law, and if you say such a thing, you will be thundered by the sky." ”

"I don't care, I don't care......" Ao Yu went crazy.

"If I want to marry Sister Yingying, I just want to marry Sister Yingying. ”

Wei Guogong said angrily: "Come on, throw him out for me." ”

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A moment later, Ao Yu was directly thrown out of the Wei State Mansion.

However, Ao Yu has begun to spill and can't leave.

"Sister Yingying, you come out, you come out!"

"Sister Yingying, I love you, I love you!"

"Sister Yingying, I want to marry you. ”

"Brother Ao Ming, Sister Yingying was originally my fiancée, you give him back to me, give it back to me!"

"Sister Yingying, I miss you, I think you can't sleep. ”

An Hong...... No, Yingying, I miss you, I miss you......"

Outside the mansion of the Duke of Wei, the cranes in the clouds kept howling.

The crowd of onlookers had already planned to disperse, but they didn't expect Ao Yu, a living treasure, to stage a good show again, so of course they wouldn't leave and continue to watch the show.

"Sister Yingying, you come out, you come out!"

"Sister Yingying, I love you and love you, just like a mouse loves rice. ”

"Sister Yingying, you ask me how much I love you, you ask how true I love you, the moon represents my heart. ”

The crane in the clouds not only howls, but also sings.

He was staging a thunderous confession, and everyone felt numb in their scalps, but they felt exciting and exciting.

But...... This is in line with Ao Yu's personality, the first waste in the world, obese and stupid, shouldn't it be like this?

"Sister Yingying, I love you! Brother Ao Ming, give her back to me, give her back to me!"

The crane in the clouds shouted and sang, and it was a whole hour, and the sky was directly bright.

Far from dispersing, the crowd outside the Wei Mansion grew.

In the Mansion of the Duke of Wei, the faces of the Duke of Wei, Duan Yingying, Mrs. Tai, and the Duchess of Wei were all very ugly.

Because the marriage between Duan Yingying and the Marquis of Nulang Mansion was vague at first, the nobles knew it, but the general public didn't know it. They didn't know that Duan Yingying was promised to be Ao Yu at the beginning, and they thought that it had always been Ao Ming.

Now as soon as the crane in the clouds shouts, everyone knows it.

Everyone knows that Duan Yingying once had a marriage contract with Ao Yu.

Must go and stop that idiot, cover him in the mouth, and drive him away?

No way!

They can secretly murder Ao Yu, but they can't bully a mentally retarded person openly.

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"Sister Yingying, you come out, you come out......"

"My voice is hoarse!" The crane in the cloud was already tired and sat on a large rock, and rolled it into a horn out of a large cardboard shell.

Outside the Wei State Mansion, it was completely crowded.

At this time, if the warrior of the Duke of Wei dared to touch the crane in the clouds, he would dare to lie on the ground immediately and convuls, and the sheep would have a seizure.

As soon as you touch it, I'll lie down. Anyway, everyone knows that my Ao Yu is not in good health.

"Sister Yingying, you come out!"

"Sister Yingying, you come out!"

At this time, the gate of the Wei State Mansion opened, and a beautiful snow-white figure walked out, and the cold and beautiful Duan Yingying walked out.

"Ao Yu, how long are you going to mess around?" Duan Yingying said coldly.

Yunzhonghe stood up suddenly, came to Duan Yingying and twisted: "Sister Yingying, you finally came out." I really love you, and we used to have a marriage contract, don't you marry Brother Ao Ming, okay? You marry me? You were meant to marry me. ”

Duan Yingying said coldly: "Minglang and I are already engaged, don't mess around anymore." ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "But you and I have been engaged." “

Duan Yingying said: "Minglang and I are in love, you don't have any thoughts." ”

Yun Zhonghe said desolately: "You just like him to be handsome, you dislike me for being fat, you dislike me for not being as handsome as him, right? Sister Yingying, I didn't expect you to be such a superficial woman, you only like stinky skin." Haven't you discovered my meaning?"

Duan Yingying said: "The so-called appearance, after a hundred years, will turn to ashes, which is not worth mentioning. ”

Yunzhong Crane said: "Then what do you like Ao Ming?"

Duan Yingying said: "I love Minglang's talent, his morality, his ideals, his kindness, and his nobility. ”

"It's too vain, I don't understand. Yun Zhonghe said: "To be more specific, anyway, I have everything that Brother Ao Ming has, I have all of them, I am even better than him, really...... If you don't believe me, I'll show you. ”

Duan Yingying said: "The book written by Ming Lang has swept several provinces, and countless people are looking forward to his book, haunted by dreams. His "Tale of the Jade City" has a far-reaching artistic conception, and when each volume is listed, Jiangzhou paper is immediately expensive, and the streets are crowded with people one after another. I don't know how many people have been cultivated by his books, from the prince to the ordinary people, all of whom are crazy about Naruro's books. ”

That's true.

Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" is indeed popular for thousands of miles, and countless people are crazy about it.

Every time a new book is released, it immediately arouses a crazy following, and most of the nobles and celebrities in the entire Jiangzhou City are his readers.

And Jiangzhou City also has a moon review!

This organization is very gorgeous, and all the members in it are celebrities over the age of 50.

If you weren't a great talent in the famous empire, you wouldn't be qualified to enter this organization at all, and this organization would definitely rather be lacking than excessive, and this organization would only have thirteen people at most.

If it's just a second-class jinshi, he won't have the face to enter this organization.

On the first day of each month, the best poems, articles, and scripts of the previous month will be selected and arranged.

Once it is ranked first, it is definitely famous and worth doubled.

And this Ao Ming has been on the first place five times.

Therefore, the first young talent in Jiangzhou came from here.

And every time "The Story of Jade City" is listed, it will immediately win the first place in the Yuedan review.

Now that four copies of "The Tale of the Jade City" have been released, there is still a final fifth volume left. Every time I hear that Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" is going to be released, all other talents, whether they are poems or articles, will postpone the publication, so as not to become cannon fodder.

Because basically, Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" must be the first place.

This is a very serious and high-end commentary, and the easiest to rank first is the strategy, then the poem, and finally the script.

Because the status of the script is still not high, but ...... Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" can win the first place in the Yuedan evaluation every time, which can be seen in general.

In fact, in terms of gathering fans and the lethality to fans, in fact, the script is more awesome, because there are more words and more impact.

But high-end people have harsh eyes and like to pick bones from eggs, and the number of words in the book is too much, the more prone it is to have flaws.

In this case, Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" can still win the first place in the Yuedan evaluation, which shows that it is awesome.

So every time "The Story of the Jade City" is released, it is really Luoyang paper expensive.

Half of the reason why Ao Ming was able to become the first talent in Jiangzhou was because he was admitted to the last Xie Yuan, and the other half was because of his "Tale of the Jade City".

Yun Zhonghe said loudly: "To put it bluntly, you think Ao Ming is awesome and think he is talented, it is because he won the first place in Canglang Province and won the Xie Yuan, right? It is because he wrote a few volumes of "The Story of the Jade City", sold more than 200,000 copies, and won the first place in the Yuedan review, isn't it?"

Isn't that awesome enough?

Canglang Province has a large number of talents, and it is completely a strangulation ground for the imperial examination. It's even more difficult to move here than Zhongjinshi, and Ao Ming is the first name Xie Yuan, and he is completely awesome.

And his "Tale of the Jade City" is even more awesome, with a total of 270,000 copies sold in four volumes, completely creating a sales record for Jiangzhou dialects. And it's been recorded for nearly a hundred years.

Not to mention the good sales, the more important thing is to be on the first place in the Yuedan evaluation.

This means that it is not only sought after by scholars and talented women, but also by high-end people.

Therefore, the idea of his book must be profound.

Yun Zhonghe said: "What Ao Ming can do, I can also do." When is the next autumn festival?"

"August 13. ”

Yun Zhonghe snapped his fingers and said, "How long is it left?"

Damn, you don't even know the most basic arithmetic, and you still want to compare with Ao Ming?

"There are less than five months, one hundred and thirty-five days. ”

Yun Zhonghe said: "Oh, thank you! There are still one hundred and thirty-five days, I will start to study hard now, and on August 13, I will also go to participate in the imperial examination. ”

As soon as these words came out, thousands of people in the audience burst into laughter.

It was as if everyone had heard a joke like never before.

Hahahahaha!

You Ao Yu is the number one waste in the world, obese and stupid, unlearned, and only knows how to go to the lowest end of prostitution every day.

You know a few words like a waste, and you still want to go to the Autumn Festival?

Autumn is the township test.

Don't look at the township test and think that this is very low-level, it is at the township level. No, the township examination is already a very high-level imperial examination.

The general order of the imperial examination is as follows: county examination, prefectural examination, hospital examination, township examination, meeting examination, and palace examination.

The symbolism of the palace examination is greater, and the pinnacle of the real imperial examination is the general examination.

The township examination is the second peak of the imperial examination, once the township examination is lifted, it actually means that the carp jumps the dragon gate.

Moreover, in some special circumstances, the difficulty of the township examination is no less than that of the Jinshi in the general examination.

For example, the Nanzhili examination area of the Ming Dynasty, because there are too many talents, is a real group of death. So sometimes, it is more difficult to take the township test here than to take the Jinshi exam, and it is simply crazy.

And it is very unfortunate that the test area where Jiangzhou is located is such a group of deaths.

And Ao Yu, a waste who doesn't learn and has no skills, and who has almost no serious schooling, actually claims that he wants to take the Xie Yuan exam?

Isn't that a big joke?

Not to mention the township test solution, you can't even pass the ordinary county test. No, no, no, you can't even pass the village-level private school exam.

Now you say that you want to take away the Yuan, it is really ignorant and fearless, and the rabid dog barks.

Then, Yun Zhonghe suddenly scratched his head and said, "By the way, what are the rules for participating in the township examination? There are still more than 100 days, I have to study hard and figure out the doorway inside." By the way, am I eligible to participate?"

Holy!

You don't even know the rules of the township test, you don't even know if you can participate, and you even keep saying that you want to win the first place Xie Yuan.

Generally speaking, if you want to take the township examination, you must first pass the hospital examination. Only after passing the examination can you be eligible to take the township examination. But...... Ao Yu is really qualified to participate in the township test.

Because he is the son of the Marquis of Nulang, he is also a student of Taixue.

Of course, he hadn't read this Taixue for a day, and this prisoner was still mixed up. This is not a back door, because this prisoner can still spend money to buy it, and a lot of businessmen's sons have bought Taixue prisoners.

But he does have the qualifications to take the township test.

However, the Taixue students who spend money on everything are absolutely self-aware, and they will never really go to the township test or the general exam, which is not shameful enough, is it interesting to be cannon fodder?

Yun Zhonghe pointed to himself and said, "Oh, then are you sure that I am indeed qualified to take the township examination? That's great, that's great! There are still more than 100 days, and I still have time to study hard." ”

I ...... day Even if you are a genius, you have to study hard for more than ten years before you can be promoted.

You idiot, you want to study for more than 100 days, just go to the exam?

Yunzhong Crane said righteously: "Sister Yingying, I hereby swear that if I fail to get into the top three in the township imperial examination on August 13, I will not have the face to marry you, and I will not have the face to inherit the title." ”

If I can't win the top three in the imperial examination on August 13, I will completely give up the right to inherit the title and withdraw from Sister Yingying's marriage contract. ”

Then, Yun Zhonghe said again: "Sister Yingying, in addition, you also like the book "The Story of the Jade City" written by Brother Ao Ming, right?

Everyone was disdainful, and even Yucheng didn't know.

Jiangzhou City also has a reputation and is called the Jade City. Because Jiangzhou City has a lot of water, like a beautiful jade inlay, it is called a jade city.

Ao Yu, you waste, if you don't learn or know, you've reached a certain realm.

Yun Zhonghe said: "By the way, has Brother Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" been written?"

Duan Yingying said: "There is still the last volume, which will be released in twenty-five days." ”

Imagine that by that time, the entire Jiangzhou will be completely popular and completely crazy.

Because this last side is also the climax and peak of the whole book.

The popularity of four books has been accumulated before, and the suspense of the four books exploded in an instant.

What will it be like?

On the first day of next month, the first month of the month will definitely win the first place.

This last volume of "Tales of the Jade City" will definitely be able to completely refresh the sales record, and it will definitely be a creepy number.

This book is about the rise and fall of wealthy nobles, exposing human nature, exposing the nature of power, exposing the rise and succession of dynasties, and exposing the laws of history.

All in all, it's really a very high-end book.

The crane in the cloud said: "There are still twenty-five days, it's time, it's time." Sister Yingying, you know that I like to tell stories the most. I tell my sister stories every day, and every day is not the same. ”

This thing is indeed famous, Ao Yu, a living treasure, not only tells stories to his sister, but also tells stories to those low-level prostitutes.

And I like to tell ghost stories the most, extremely vulgar, extremely marketable, and completely devoid of any literary artistry.

Yun Zhonghe said: "In the next 25 days, I will also write a book, which is guaranteed to be even more awesome than "The Story of the Jade City"! Not only will it sell more than the last volume of "The Story of the Jade City" by Brother Ao Ming, but I will also win the first place in this Jordan evaluation. Isn't Ao Ming's brother's book called "The Story of the Jade City......"?

The crane in the clouds looked everywhere, as if he wanted to choose a temporary title for the book.

It turns out that I can't find a good name?

"That's not a good name, it's smelly. ”

"The name of Qinglou shouldn't work, it shouldn't pass the review of the relevant departments. ”

"Ten thousand beheadings, no, no, no, not even more, this is my personal private life. ”

Yun Zhonghe couldn't help but look at Duan Yingying and said, "Sister Yingying, do you think my new book should be titled?"

Duan Yingying turned her face sideways, and it was a shame to say a word to a pig like Ao Yu.

Then, the crane in the cloud suddenly saw this thing squatting under his feet, which was a big rock.

"There you go. Yun Zhonghe said loudly: "The name of my new book is "The Story of the Stone", which is about the life of Baoyu, an obese and noble son of a wealthy aristocratic family, who hugs left and right without shame and impatience, and this book also has another title, "The Story of Baoyu and a Hundred Beauties", which is absolutely hot and decided to be tempting. ”

As soon as these words came out, many male scholars present were ready to move, and the title of the book sounded very exciting.

"Damn,,, I'm inspired, my thoughts are like diabetes insipidus. ”

"My book is going to be hot, it's going to be hot. ”

"I want fire, I'm going to burn Baoyu. ”

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, the fat noble son Baoyu, the protagonist in your book, could it be you Ao Yu himself.

"Hey, I originally wanted to name it "The Story of Baoyu and Ten Thousand Beauties", but I thought it was too pompous, so I changed it to a hundred beauties. ”

Damn, this is already very pompous, and those lowest-level vulgar books don't dare to take such exaggerated and vulgar titles.

The crane in the clouds roared: "It's war, it's war!"

"I want to marry Sister Yingying, and Ao Ming also wants to marry Sister Yingying. ”

"In order to conquer Duan Yingying, I had to show my talent that is unique in hundreds of millions. ”

"Twenty-five days later, my new book "The Story of the Stone", alias "The Story of Baoyu and a Hundred Beauties", was officially released, and I must kill Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City" into a scumbag in seconds, it must be popular all over the world, and it must win the first place in the Jordan evaluation. ”

Your mother, it's a month's review, not a Jordan review, do you understand it on the first day of the first month of every month?

The crane in the cloud shouted, took out a big red piece of paper, danced and inked, splashed ink, and wrote a war article.

The text of the war against Ao Ming.

It is clearly written in the most vulgar words.

In order to compete for Duan Yingying, I started a war with Ao Ming to compete for talent.

Divided into two battlefields.

Twenty-five days after the first battle, my new book "The Story of the Stone" was going to be destroyed, and Ao Ming's "The Story of the Jade City" was not only going to sell more, but also winning the first place in the Yuedan review.

In the second battle, in the autumn imperial examination on August 13 this year, I Ao Yu wanted to win the top three.

This talent competition, if I win, Duan Yingying will marry me, and the title of Marquis of Angry Waves will also belong to me. If I lose, I will never make up the marriage contract with Duan Yingying, and permanently give up the inheritance of the position of Marquis of Nulang.

After this war document was written, Yun Zhonghe directly signed his name on it.

"Come on, copy a thousand copies of my war document and paste it all over the entire Jiangzhou Mansion. ”

"I want millions of people to witness my talent and my love for Sister Duan Yingying. ”

"I want millions of Jiangzhou people to witness that my Ao Yu is extremely talented, crushing Ao Ming into scum, and my Ao Yu is the real No. 1 talent in Jiangzhou. ”

Next, Yun Zhonghe pasted this war document directly outside the walls of the Wei Mansion.

Next, he would really have people copy a thousand copies, and then paste them all over Jiangzhou City.

We must hype up this talent competition and become the focus of millions of people.

Everyone looked at the text on the wall and couldn't help but grin.

Ao Yu's writing is so bad, it's even worse than an eight-year-old child, with teeth and claws, ugly out of the sky.

Suddenly, someone asked: "Ao Yu Gongzi, how many words have you written in "The Story of Stones"?"

Ao Yu said: "I haven't written a word yet, but what's the hurry, there are still more than half a month." In the next ten days, I will be able to write 200,000 words, which is guaranteed to be a classic that has not been encountered in a thousand years, and I am guaranteed to ...... The pants fell off with a shock. ”

"Although I haven't written a word yet, I feel like I'm going to be popular, and I'm going to become a super writer in the Southern Zhou Empire. ”

"Sister Yingying, you are waiting for my "Stone Record", write it immediately, I promise to write it a hundred times better than Ao Ming, and I guarantee that you will break your anus and intestines. ”

"Everyone, please wait and see, my "The Story of Baoyu and a Hundred Beauties" will definitely kill Ao Ming's "Tale of the Jade City" in seconds, and ravage it on the ground a hundred times, a hundred times!"

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