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The spotlight was shining, and everyone looked at the two who were about to take the stage.

Although today is a rehearsal, all the cameras, lighting, stage effects, and personnel are all the lineup during the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on the first day of the Lunar New Year a month later, except that the audience is different, there is almost no discount at all, so it is the first time to stand at such a large-scale party Zhang Ye, who said cross talk, also felt relatively novel for a while, Yao Jiancai too, he also went back to the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, and followed the rehearsal for the first time, it can be seen that Lao Yao is still a little nervous.

Applause rang out.

Xiao Lu Dafei applauded very hard.

Even the director was laughing and clapping his hands. The atmosphere of the scene is really a bit like the Spring Festival Gala.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai took the stage, and passed by Dong Shanshan and the male host, Dong Shanshan also squeezed him a smiling look, just now the lines of the two hosts did not greet Zhang Ye and them in advance, and they invisibly stepped on Zhang Ye once in the process of stringing.

However, Zhang Ye is a person who is willing to suffer, no one expected that Zhang Ye would fight back as soon as he came to power.

Yao Jiancai stood in front of the microphone, according to the content of the previous meeting with Zhang Ye, his face was filled with the most cheerful smile, "Happy New Year, everyone!"

As a result, Zhang Ye didn't follow the words in his first sentence, and looked left and right angrily: "Don't be in a hurry to greet the New Year, is there a security guard?"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "Why are you calling a security guard?"

Zhang Ye turned around and kept Dong Shanshan and them, "Arrest those two people!"

The people at the scene laughed when they heard it.

Dong Shanshan also winked playfully.

The male host sneered and spread his hands innocently.

Yao Jiancai said: "What did people do and you arrested people?"

Zhang Ye didn't like to hear it: "What do you mean by 'we seem to have accidents often'?

Yao Jiancai smiled: "That's right." We don't have an accident. ”

Zhang Ye said solemnly: "When I introduce it in the future, remove it!"

"Huh, it's just that accidents often happen?" Yao Jiancai exclaimed.

Dong Shanshan snorted!

The male host couldn't hold back his fun!

The audience burst into laughter.

Chang Xiaoliang knew that none of this was arranged in advance. It was all the actors' on-the-spot responses, and I couldn't help but admire: "The reaction is too fast, and there is a burden on the spot!"

The assistant director also said: "Mr. Yao also took it well, he really deserves to be an old partner, it's too tacit." ”

Xiao Lu was so excited that he applauded loudly!

After such an opening, Yao Jiancai also relaxed, and he was still nervous just now. was brought into a very good performance state by Zhang Ye all of a sudden, and sometimes Yao Jiancai had to be ashamed, don't look at his age much older than Zhang Ye. But on the stage, most of the time you still have to rely on Zhang Ye to lead the rhythm.

Offstage.

There is a humane from the review team: "Looking at Weibo, someone scolded Zhang Ye." ”

Another staff member said: "Yes, even our Beijing TV station has been scolded." ”

"It's Tang Dazhang's gang again. ”

"It's still the CCTV Spring Festival Gala column group that is also involved. ”

"These guys are endless. ”

"Why do we have their business with everything? Who are we asking to get in their way? Why do you care so much?"

A lot of people know in advance. Today's dress rehearsal. Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's cross talk and several other key programs are actually "fake programs", that is, they say it casually, even if the two of them don't say anything on the platform and consume the time, or say that a show they said before is okay, the purpose is to feel the venue, and it is also to go through the time, don't take it so seriously, so many people don't take it seriously. Some people are looking at their phones, and some are whispering. Discuss the condemnation of Zhang Ye by CCTV and the cross talk community on Weibo.

But soon, everyone's attention was all drawn to the stage, because they were stunned to find that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were all seriously talking about new jokes!

Yao Jiancai said: "Don't talk about anything else, let's greet the audience and friends first." ”

Zhang Ye looked listless, "Oh." ”

Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Bye?"

Zhang Ye smacked his lips, "Hmm." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Why didn't you wake up? Everyone has performed so many shows just now, how exciting, you still don't have the energy?"

Zhang Ye pursed his lips and raised his chin and pointed behind him, "You said the acrobatics just now?"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes, how beautiful." ”

Zhang Ye said: "What's the point of acrobatics, it's all pediatrics, last time I watched an acrobatic with CCTV Spring Festival Gala, what are you doing!"

CCTV Spring Festival Gala?

Why did you mention the CCTV Spring Festival Gala?

Everyone was stunned.

Yao Jiancai: "What are you playing?"

Zhang Ye gestured: "It's just a woman, leading a tiger, and the woman has a piece of candy in her mouth, and then the tiger comes over and takes the candy away from the woman's mouth with a click!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned: "Ahhh

Zhang Ye: "Hmm. ”

Yao Jiancai sighed: "This is so exciting." ”

Zhang Ye snorted: "What's wonderful." ”

Yao Jiancai: "This is beautiful!"

Zhang Ye cut off, "What is good-looking, I can do it too!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "You can do it too?"

Zhang Ye: "I can do it too!"

Yao Jiancai: "Then you come." ”

"I'll come, I'll come. Zhang Ye waved his hand and said, "Come on, take that tiger away!"

Everyone was stunned.

Yao Jiancai reacted for a moment, vomited blood and said, "Nonsense! I can do it with that woman!"

Zhang Ye hurriedly said: "I said it first, I'll come first!"

Yao Jiancai was stunned: "Who robbed you!"

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter for a moment, "Hahahahaha!"

Co-authored are you going to take candy, hey!?

Brother Hou laughed and patted his legs!

Chief director Chang Xiaoliang smiled and bent over!

The eyes of the director and several station leaders also smiled into a line!

Yao Jiancai: "I can see it, you've been in a bad mood lately?"

Zhang Ye said: "It's strange that I'm in a good mood." I've been doing anything wrong since I was a kid, and I've never succeeded. ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Success has to come step by step. ”

Zhang Ye gestured. "When I was a child, I always studied and read books every day. ”

Yao Jiancai: "That's a good thing. ”

Zhang Ye: "The ancients said well, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book." ”

Yao Jiancai was stunned and said, "Ah, where is the Golden House?"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "What is the Golden House?"

Yao Jiancai: "There is a golden house in the book." ”

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "Oh, you're right, where do you live without the ladies of the Golden House." ”

Yao Jiancai sighed: "You are going to go to the eldest lady together?"

Zhang Ye looked at him like a fool: "Nonsense, otherwise who reads books?"

Yao Jiancai was speechless: "Hey." That's all you need to read?"

Zhang Ye: "I'll pay you back when I turn back." ”

Yao Jiancai: "I borrowed yours?"

Many people at the bottom have already leaned forward and closed!

"Poofhahahaha!"

"Don't talk to me, make me laugh for ten minutes!"

"Oops, he's killing me!"

Isn't it just a casual talk?

Isn't it a "fake show"?

Why did these two actually come up with a new cross talk!

Da Fei whistled desperately at the bottom, and he didn't care if someone next to him looked at him!

Zhang Ye sighed: "I couldn't do it when I was a child. I can't do it even when I'm older. ”

Yao Jiancai: "What happened when you got older?"

Zhang Ye: "No one has the ability, it's not as good as others, you see some cross talk actors who have been on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala." At this, he also became cautious. "Hmm. We can't mention who it is, we can't name it. ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, no need to say the name." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Just that Tang Dade, a big man of 1.8 meters, the ashes can hold a box and a half, forty-seven years old, male." Born on June 2, ID number is 330......"

Yao Jiancai was taken aback. "Wow, you can't say your name yet, your ID number has been hung out by others!"

Hey, hey, everyone laughed!

Tang Dade?

Tang Dazhang?

Poof! Here it is again! Zhang Ye's pit has started again!

Zhang Ye: "Look at how successful people are, how famous they are, how easy it is to make money, people go out to the countryside to perform, and wherever they go, cross talk is a sentence." ”

Yao Jiancai: "One sentence?"

Zhang Ye: "Just one sentence, for example, when I arrived in Taiyuan, people sang 'Taiyuan, Taiyuan, my hometown', bowed and stepped down, after finishing the matter, in fact, I am not a Taiyuan person at all, and I am also in Jinan, 'Jinan, Jinan, my hometown', I bowed and stepped down, and the money was in hand, how easy!"

Yao Jiancai blinked and said, "What about Jiamusi?"

Zhang Ye: "It's the same, Jiamusi, Jiamusi, my hometown." ”

Yao Jiancai: "What about Urumqi?"

Zhang Ye sang: "Urumqi Urumqi is my hometown. ”

Yao Jiancai thought for a moment and said badly: "What if you get to Buenos Aires?"

You can already hear the laughter in the audience!

Zhang Ye snorted and sang, "Bueno...... Boui ...... cough ......" then shook his hand and pouted: "Don't worry, this kind of actor can't go abroad!"

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Yes, what is this called cross talk." ”

Zhang Ye: "Don't underestimate others, just this cross talk, people have been talking about it all their lives, do you know how many people listen to it? Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured?"

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?

Zhang Ye: "People say that cross talk is a cure, one mouth, all prostate patients urine." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye: "So I haven't dared to listen to Tang Dade's cross talk at the scene." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "I can't swim!

At this moment, everyone in the audience knew that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai had definitely seen a meager look before they came on stage!

Xiao Lu: "Whahahahaha!"

A couple of videographers almost burst into tears with tears in their eyes!

Hu Fei couldn't cry or laugh at the bottom, and during the rehearsal, letting you and Yao Jiancai "talk nonsense" was just a polite one!

Are you still serious about me?

I'm talking nonsense!?

Zhang Ye is spreading flowers today, since it is a fake show, it doesn't matter what he says, then he naturally has no scruples, to put it bluntly, this product is here to play today, mainly to enjoy himself, on the day of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala, this kind of show is definitely impossible to go on stage, but in private, who cares?

But no one present knew that someone was recording.

The man in the corner was trembling with excitement, he never expected that a fake show during a rehearsal would be so "material", he couldn't bear it anymore, and secretly posted the recorded recording on the Internet! )