"I don't know!" Guan Jia shook his head. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The reason why we chose you to participate in this blind date test is because you are not bad in nature and have a good heart. Moreover, you have a rich imagination and an active mind. On the whole, he is very honest, although he is ideologically ...... It's a little lewd! But it's the nature of men, so it's ignored!" Zhang Yunling said.

This passage is very useful to Guan Jia, and Guan Jia feels that this is the best description of his character.

However, when he was slightly smug on a piece of duck meat, the corners of Zhang Yunling's mouth pulled up a slight evil smile.

This made Guan Jia's heart twitch, and he suddenly felt bad.

Zhang Yunling continued: "Actually, to put it bluntly, it's because you're poor! You're a poor dick, you have no ability, you can't make money, you can't get a woman......! Otherwise, go to those sons, the rich second generation who have long been tired of playing with women, and come on a blind date? What's the point of that? Others don't need it! Hehehehe!"

Guan Jia shivered, and his whole body shook like a filter, and the shaking process was very fast, it was better to say that he was a urine tremor. What is a urinary tremor? It is the moment when you pee and pee until the end of your pee, and you suddenly shake. This mostly happens in winter.

I understand now! Zhang Yunling, Zhang Yunling! You are a black-bellied woman!

Guan Jia thought in his heart, but he was not afraid of being read by Zhang Yunling.

"Ahem!Seriously!" Zhang Yunling held back a smile, "Actually, in the one-year observation I conducted on you before, I found that you are actually quite a good person. Though...... It's true that you're a little mentally retarded in chasing girls, but you're still working hard! Moreover, since you came to the matchmaking agency, I found that your adaptability is very strong, and your ability to change your mind is also very strong!"

Guan Jia listened carefully, thinking in his heart. One year? I was observed for a year? Isn't that the work from the last semester of college to the last six months? The last semester of college? I chased a girl with hair? I haven't chased a single girl. She must be referring to the part-time girl Zhou Ying that I pursued after work.

Then, Guan Jia's mind returned to the time when he pursued Zhou Ying.

In fact, the trauma caused by the university to Guan Jia was already very great, almost devouring his whole person, and almost making him afraid of all girls.

However, after work, after changing the environment, he wants to change his image again, and no one knows his past anyway.

So, he pretended to be very cheerful for a while.

Perhaps, only quiet and introverted people understand how tiring it is to pretend to be cheerful and extroverted.

So, Guan Jia was really tired during that time. But it has also really achieved a lot of results.

He'd made a lot of friends? yes, friends, but now he didn't think it was a good idea to make them. It's always asking you to have a treat, a treat, a treat.

Now Guan Jia just wants to say, please have a few things.

Then, he met Zhou Ying, who was working as a summer worker, at his place of work.

Zhou Ying is one meter seven tall, the height of a goddess. This is very stressful for Guan Jia, because he is tall and tall. Still, he mustered up the courage to try to make himself as outgoing as possible to engage with her.

Zhou Ying looks sweet, looks very good when she smiles, thin lips, and a small nose. Although she has a single eyelid, it does not hinder her beauty. It's just that she is very thin, and of course, girls like to be thin.

The point is that she is so thin that she has no breasts. This was the flashpoint of Guan Jia's relationship with him later.

Although Guan Jia has never chased a girl, he has also learned a lot of experience from so many girls he has pursued.

To put it bluntly, Zhang Yunling knows very well the reasons for the failure of Guan Jia's pickling girls.

In fact, it is the psychological effect that is causing trouble, Guan Jia has chased so many girls, many of whom are excellent and have a good impression of him. However, because of Guan Jia's own poverty and his rural identity, he felt ashamed of himself at the university in this coastal city.

Therefore, everything is inferiority.

Because of low self-esteem, the mind is extremely sensitive, and he cares about every action and every word of the girl. So, who likes to have a relationship with someone who is tied up?

After college, Guan Jia was clearly aware of his shortcomings, so he tried his best to correct them.

When he pursued Zhou Ying, the routine at the beginning was actually quite good.

Actually, in today's society. Because as you get older, you will find it more and more difficult to communicate with strangers, and you will become more and more lonely. And it's easy to get into a person's heart.

If you want to get into a person's heart, you must first open your mind.

Guan Jia is well aware of this truth, so he bombarded Zhou Ying with information on WeChat at the beginning. Every day, when I think of something interesting, I send her a message, and when I think of something interesting, I send her one.

At first, Zhou Ying ignored him. But then I started talking to him. I guess I also think that the content of Guan Jia's hair is still a little interesting.

In fact, if you want to be good friends with a girl, it's very simple. You just need to think about her and care about her anytime and anywhere. Some of them didn't send her a message, and naturally she had a crush on you.

This kind of favorability curve, Guan Jia has seen it on today's headlines. The guy likes a girl, and the favorability is bursting at first, almost the apex, and gradually declines over time. Girls, on the other hand, may only have a general feeling for a boy at first, and their affection will slowly increase over time.

So, if you want to impress a girl, in fact, you just need to keep appearing in her world and appearing in front of her eyes. Of course, when she appears, she has to keep caring, loving, and teasing her.

In fact, everything is going smoothly, and it has been going according to Guan Jia's routine. He has become good friends with Zhou Ying by chatting about WeChat every day and occasionally buying a cup of milk tea when he goes to work.

When Guan Jia was ready to further develop the relationship, he made another mistake.

The mistake he made was actually the trick he had used against Zhang Yunling before, which was to make the girl angry.

Actually, it's a pretty good trick. It's just that Guan Jia couldn't use it proficiently at that time, which was equivalent to slapping the horse's leg on the horse's leg.

Guan Jia wanted to make Zhou Ying angry, so she changed her way and said that she had small breasts!!

This is special, Guan Jia recalls that he wants to cry without tears, and he almost wants to strangle himself.

What's hard to say, but to say that other girls have small breasts? and forwarded "What kind of experience is a girl's small breasts" from today's headlines. I also made some dirty jokes on her, saying that it doesn't matter if she has small breasts, she will get bigger when she has a boyfriend!

Later, I'm afraid everyone guessed the ending.

The traumatic feeling of a girl's small breasts is tantamount to a boy's lack of height. Or a little more vivid, it's tantamount to the boy's Ding Ding size is not enough.

However, Guan Jia also learned a little bit from this experience.

That is, boys are actually face-looking animals, if girls have good faces, it doesn't matter if they have big breasts and small breasts, they can also be ignored if they are tall, short, fat and thin.

"Guan Jia, your uncle, you are off topic!" Zhang Yunling snorted angrily with her hands in front of her chest and said loudly to Guan Jia.

Guan Jia turned his mind and subconsciously looked at Zhang Yunling's chest.

Zhang Yunling almost couldn't help but slap Guan Jia. Because in this big world, Zhang Yunling's chest is indeed small. According to the girls on the earth, Zhang Yunling can be counted as B. But here, she can only be counted as an A-.

"Ahem, what are you talking about?" Guan Jia coughed twice in embarrassment, the past was unbearable, so don't think about it anymore.