Chapter 28, in this era of artillery fire
"That's right! Don't say some strange things in the future, don't you use your brain before you speak?" Seeing that Guan Jia came back to his senses, Zhang Yunling continued, "Also, in the future, you must pay attention to controlling your own thoughts, and don't think about some strange things! Although I have sensed that you are consciously controlling, it is not enough! Far from enough! In the future, if your thoughts are easily interpreted by others, you are likely to suffer unnecessary trouble!"
"Yes!!" Guan Jia nodded again and again, "By the way, I still want you to tell me the rules and regulations of your marriage agency!"
"Okay!" Zhang Yunling thought for a while and said, "First, absolutely do not act rashly! Second, never miss any bad judgment! Third, the absolute referee is fair and beautiful!"
"Damn, you're Captain Dragonfly's line, right?" Guan Jia looked at him with disdain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As you can see, most of the inmates who are incarcerated in men's prisons and women's prisons are judged as violating the rules and are locked up for retraining!"
Guan Jia had already eaten her belly like a pregnant woman who was pregnant in October, and smashed her mouth twice, "One thing I think is very strange, since you said before, I can withdraw from the blind date at any time, leave here and return to my original life! Why are those people still imprisoned? instead of quitting the blind date?"
Zhang Yunling listened, looked at Guan Jia meaningfully, with a look of teasing: "Then...... If you were to go back to your old life of hard work now, would you do it?"
As soon as Zhang Yunling asked, Guan Jia suddenly realized. Yes, he would never want to go back to the hard life he used to live again. He must not continue to survive like that.
"So, I hope you try to follow our rules in the future!" Zhang Yunling smiled and looked at Guan Jia, who had fallen silent.
Guan Jia clenched his fists, "But, what are the rules?"
"Number one, respect any of your blind dates!"
"It's nature!"
"Second, it is not allowed to refuse your blind date. ”
"What do you mean? Do I have to meet any request she makes?"
"No, the refusal means that she can only say that this blind date has failed, and this blind date can end! If the other party does not propose that the blind date failed, then you must continue to maintain the blind date relationship!"
"Uh...... It doesn't matter, as long as she can take a fancy to me! How could I refuse her?"
"Okay! Third, you are not allowed to have sex with your blind date before you get married!"
"Of course!" Guan Jia swallowed hard, he was more open-minded in this regard. He himself thinks that it doesn't matter if he has a relationship before and after marriage, because in this era of fire, there are few virgins anyway.
"Fourth, if you encounter a problem of personal injury, you can ask me, that is, your guardian, for help! Generally speaking, as long as your life is not in danger, we will not show up to help you! Of course, if necessary, I will apply to the boss to arrange a bodyguard for you!"
"Damn! It's just a blind date, it's so dangerous? It's the same as some dangerous deal!"
"Ahem, you've got that in mind, and I hope it doesn't happen!
"Got it!"
"Fifth, you have three chances to cancel the blind date. This provision, of course, is under Article 2. In other words, if the other party does not have too many hard requirements, you can cancel the blind date!"
"Don't worry, if there is someone who is rare to me, I will never cancel the relationship with her!"
Sixth, since your blind date may be in a different plane, we will arrange a suitable identity for you at that time. ”
"What do you mean by arranging the right identity? Pretending to be rich and handsome? I don't want it, what's the point of getting that kind of affection?"
"No, it's just to give you a relatively low standard of status! Of course, this can be determined by your own personal wishes! Our marriage agency will provide you with corresponding conditions, and how you choose is your own business!"
"Alright!" Guan Jia nodded.
“……”
Then Zhang Yunling suddenly stopped talking and frowned.
"What's wrong?" Guan Jia asked.
"I've forgotten some of the other rules! It's enough for you to memorize these few articles!" Zhang Yunling actually didn't want to say it, she was worried that Guan Jia would open her mouth after saying it. After all, the temptation is too great.
"This ...... How can this work? I can't be imprisoned!" Guan Jia became nervous, this Zhang Ling is unreliable, "Otherwise, I'll ask others!"
"It's useless! They don't know. Most of them are staff, not participating in matchmaking!" Zhang Yunling waved her hand, "Don't worry! Wait until I go back to check the information, and I'll tell you when the time comes!"
"Okay!" Guan Jia sighed, still a little bottomless. He'd seen the miserable men in the women's prison school. In that scene, he didn't want to be like that.
"It's not too early, you go to sleep first, and go to class tomorrow morning!" Zhang Yunling stood up and tidied up her dress.
The restaurant was becoming less and less crowded, and the jewels that radiated a bright glow set directly above the wide hall were gradually dimming.
"Class!?What class?" Guan Jia asked in surprise. I'm here for a blind date, not for reading!
"Hey, you're ...... Do you think that if you go on a blind date with your current image, will anyone really be able to take a fancy to you? We will give you some basic training before you go on a blind date with the attitude of being responsible for the customer!" Zhang Yunling turned around and began to walk towards the door of the restaurant.
"Uh...... What is the training?" Guan Jia stood up, held up a big belly, and walked with Zhang Yunling.
"For example, some personal cultivation, such as social etiquette, such as ...... Otherwise, if you are like the male protagonist of "intothewild", you accidentally eat some poisonous flowers and plants in the wild, and you die, we will not be able to explain!" Zhang Yunling shrugged her shoulders.
"Hah!?Why do blind dates learn the ability to survive in the wild!?" Guan Jia looked confused.
"Because some girls like men who can be self-reliant! hehehehe!" Zhang Yunling had already walked out of the main entrance of the hall when she spoke.
Beyond the main entrance, a mountain rises and falls. The moon hung high in the sky, and the stars around it were sparse.
The moonlight was like water, spilling down and hitting Zhang Yunling's body, making her shine. Like a fairy shrouded in moonlight.
"I'm looking forward to your performance!" Zhang Yunling ran to the platform protruding from the mountain in front of her, turned around, and stuck out her tongue at Guan Jia.
Guan Jia's heartstrings trembled slightly, and for a moment, he thought, maybe it would be nice to let Zhang Yunling be his girlfriend.