The contest begins.

Everyone was giggling and laughing while eating, and the topic had not yet come out, and the male teacher group and the female teacher group had already begun to grab things.

"Don't rob it!"

"This is ours haha!"

"Put down my wings!"

"Khan, this is what I just baked, how did it become yours?"

"I can't rob them, Teacher Zhang, come and help!"

"Ladies are the first to understand!"

"Wow, the scallops are delicious, the scallops are delicious!"

In the end, everyone stood in two groups, one group of people in front of the grill on the north side, and one group of people on the other side, the two teams had clear boundaries, and no one showed weakness, although it was a game, it was also a relaxing link, but which side was holding back to win the other side, and everyone also had a sense of teamwork and honor - well, except for Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye was not interested in this kind of competition at all.

Zhang Ye doesn't care about anyone, he eats by himself, he has only one positioning for himself in the thousands of flowers, if he loses, he drinks for the people in the female teacher group, and the rest has nothing to do with him.

"Come on!"

"Don't rob it, let's do it."

"Which side comes first?"

"Ma'am."

"Okay."

"Then we'll go out first."

"The old rule, choose three referees first, and the referee will decide whether to win or lose."

In the end, there were three teachers who volunteered to be referees, but everyone didn't choose, so they were directly decided, one of them was Li Rui from the Chinese group, one was a male teacher from the College of Foreign Chinese, and the other was a teacher about 60 years old who used to be a professor at Tsinghua University and is now basically retired.

The referee is in place.

The female teachers exchanged their heads and ears, and came up with the first question, "In the first round of questions, let's sing solitaire, each person sings a sentence, and the next person has to sing the last word of the previous person's lyrics." "It's an old project, and it's a must-order every time, and it's also an area where female teachers are good at.

The morale of the male teachers is not lost.

"Good!"

"Here!"

Singing solitaire begins.

The first one to sing in the female teacher group was Suna, "When will the bright moon have a ......" is Zhang Ye's song, she sang averagely, but fortunately she didn't run away.

A young history teacher on the male teacher's side took a step forward, "There was a rain that suddenly fell on my heart......"

A female teacher group of teachers with a smile and a grinning expression picked up the singing, "I can't tell where to go in the middle......"

One person and one sentence, equal.

It wasn't until the scene entered the white-hot stage that the winner was separated in an accident, a person in the female teacher group sang a lyric, and the end of the lyrics fell on the word "kiln", the lyrics at the beginning of this word were too few, and the next male teacher who took over the song was stunned for a long time and didn't pick it up.

It's been more than five seconds.

The three judges declared the female teacher group the winner.

The female teachers went down to the city first, and they celebrated with high-fives!

"Win!"

"Hee-hee, it's so easy!"

"Teacher Chu has made meritorious contributions."

"Drink and drink!"

"I want to lose the bet!"

The male teacher who didn't pick up the song took a bottle of beer with a sad face, and drank it with a lot of effort, looking at the master who usually doesn't drink much. After drinking, he also got a little stronger, and said: "It's time for us to come up with the next round of questions, our topic is, than imitation." He said the topic so quickly, obviously, when the female teachers discussed the topic before, the male teachers also thought about it.

A female teacher asked, "Imitate what?" ”

The male teacher said: "Imitate the expression of the action, one person does the action, the person on the other side imitates, and then the switch, in the end, which side can't imitate, even if you lose." ”

"It's fresh."

"I really haven't played this before."

"Okay, no problem."

"Accept your challenge, come on!"

Most of the female teachers are confident.

In the first action, a male teacher who had been prepared for a long time walked out with a smile, leaned over the ground, and did a one-handed push-up arm bending to support the ground, even Zhang Ye estimated that this action would not come, this is a support for strength and related muscles, which is impossible for ordinary people to do.

As a result, there are also capable people on the female teacher's side, a young female teacher who looks thin and small silently walked to the center of the field, first supported the ground with both hands, pressed down and tried it, and finally quickly pulled the left hand back, learned the posture of the male teacher and put the left hand behind him, and really did the one-handed push-up action and insisted for a second, but because the strength was not good, that is, it did it for a second, and it was not as long as the person who lasted for a long time, but it was still completed.

The male teachers were amazed.

"I'm sweating!"

"Is this all right?"

"Which teacher is this?"

"I know her, not a university teacher, but the deputy head of the Chinese teaching group of a key high school, when she was a teenager, she seemed to have practiced dance or something, and her physical condition was very good."

"It's too fierce!"

"I can't do this!"

The female teacher also applauded here!

"Mr. Ku is so cool!"

"Teacher Ku, amazing!"

"Haha!"

Then, the teacher, who didn't know if it was surnamed Ku or called Ku, got up and made the next move, and a big fork slashed down, "Who is coming?" ”

The splitting action is relatively routine, but that's for lesbians with excellent body flexibility, and for a gay man, even if the body is very flexible, splitting is too difficult.

However, there is no shortage of capable male teachers.

"I'll try." A thin male teacher appeared, he adjusted for a long time, and slowly pressed the fork down, but in the end he couldn't get down, he bared his teeth and turned back and said: "Come two people to help me, press me, I should be fine." ”

Two people came up to help.

Press!

Press again!

It turned out to be true!

The male teacher team cheered!

"Beautiful!"

"Teacher Hu is desperate!"

"Well done!"

"I heard that Xiaohu practiced taekwondo in his spare time, and it seems to be true."

"The ligament of the beard is quite long!"

The male teacher got up with the help of others, and his feet were a little swaying, which made him choke enough to almost kill him.

Then, the victory or defeat appeared on the next male teacher, as soon as the teacher's action came out, the female teacher fainted on the ground, only to see this person open his mouth and spit out his tongue, up, up, and up, and slowly licked his own nose.

"I'm going!"

"Is that okay?"

"That's amazing!"

“……”

"It's over!"

The female teachers were speechless, and after countless attempts by countless people, they were all unsuccessful, not to mention licking their noses, but many people in the area of people couldn't lick it.

The referee smiled and announced that the male teacher group won the second round.

Suna beckoned: "Teacher Zhang, don't eat, come and drink." ”

Zhang Ye put down the clam shell in his hand and looked back, "Lost?" ”

A female teacher said, "If you lose, count on you." ”

Zhang Ye walked over and picked up a bottle of beer, brewed it a few times, and drank it in one go, because he drank it too fast, this guy was also a little shaky, it had the effect of alcohol, it also had the effect of ice, and the beer was too cold!

The competition was fierce.

In the third game, the female teacher group won.

In the fourth game, the male teacher group won.

Until the end of the sixth game, the two sides were still tied, three to three.

Zhang Ye has also drunk three bottles of cold beer, and the amount of alcohol he drinks is almost meaningful, and he is a little unable to drink it at this time, and his stomach is swollen.

The others were all having fun, laughing and laughing.

"Teacher Zhang is no longer good?"

"Haha, Xiao Zhang can't drink anymore, let's keep up the good work."

"Otherwise, the seventh game will be decided."

"Agreed, the seventh game is decided to be won or lost!"

"Who's going to come up with that question?"

"The question of the seventh game, for the sake of fairness, the referee will come out."

"Okay."

"Yes!"

"Success or failure is here!"

Everyone unanimously agreed, and the last game was decided or lost.

The three referees began to communicate, muttering for a long time, and finally, the topic was ready, Li Rui from the Chinese group took a step forward and said with a smile: "We discussed the topic of the last game and decided to let everyone compare with each other...... Poetry and songs, the title, it is said that there was a couple living on the mountain where we are now, and there was a good story, then we should also have a scene, the scope of the topic is limited to the 'husband and wife', any poetry subject can be, write a poem, whose neatness, whose exquisiteness, whose artistic conception is good, then which party wins. ”

Poetry?

Everyone was surprised.

Li Rui in the referee is a member of the language proposition group, and even other teachers who are not in the language group are familiar with Zhang Ye's poetry level, Li Rui can't not know that this is the field that Zhang Ye is good at, Zhang Ye became famous at the beginning because of this, so it seems that Li Rui and the referee team are a team that is a little biased towards female teachers, and they want them to win a little bigger? But it's not right, a few people know that Li Rui is not particularly interested in Zhang Ye's poems, when Zhang Ye fought with his peers in the literary circle in the past, Li Rui also satirized Zhang Ye on the Internet with many peers, and Li Rui and several teachers in the language group such as Liao Qi and Ma Qi and others also commented on Zhang Ye many times in private during the college entrance examination, and felt that his literary level was deified, although Zhang Ye's level must be very high. But they don't seem to think that Zhang Ye can be as high as everyone thinks, and they think that he can't reach that realm, at the top of the pyramid in the literary circle, there are so many masters who have only been left, and many people compare Zhang Ye with those literary masters, they don't think Zhang Ye is qualified enough.

So what does this question mean?

Suddenly, Liao Qi stood up, "I'll do this time!" ”

Everyone suddenly realized at a glance and understood seven or eight points, no wonder Li Rui wanted to come up with the title of poetry and song, it turned out that someone in the language group was not convinced by Zhang Ye, and wanted to take this opportunity to face the interview and try him, and Zhang Ye had a touch, which had been prepared for a long time, and their questions were also more subtle, everyone knew that Zhang Ye had a very high level in the field of satirical poems and guillotine poems and other poems about scolding, and they didn't dare to fight Zhang Ye hard in this regard, so they chose a "husband and wife" topic, This kind of poetry title has hardly been shown in Zhang Ye's works before, and they want to limit Zhang Ye's play and win him.